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Depriest2020:
I really love this business. Fell in love after watching Scarface.

Pls where can I download the movie?

enemyofprogress:
I wish boat clubs best of lock.




I have a promotion interview tomorrow but I don't know what to wear. Should I wear sooth or nathief clothes to the office for the interview?

Pls wear both to surprise them to be the first person to display that kind of nathief shoot outfit

I think it's in DNA of every lagosian the word Ruggedity, as a first time comer planing to live for a while, irrespective of how classic you're you need may likely to experience the 15 points below


1. If you're looking for somebody living in Lagos for almost 5yrs, just go to Oshodi within 7days you may be lucky to see him/her

2. If you step on someone in crowdy place don't say sorry because before you know the person you stepped on has moved on.

3. After Yoruba here in Lagos, pidgin is another official language, even the Chinese are fluent in it.

4. Anytime you want to go out, always have the times two of your transportation Budget, because the bus you entered in the morning with ₦300 might be ₦600 6hrs later.

5. If you miss your way in Lagos, just locate Oshodi, even if you're going to Manchester.

6. Don't carry yourself like Ajebo in Lagos, even if you're a billionaire pikin always put on a rugged face.

7. The people wey normal in Lagos aren't much. Many are crazy but just few needs medical attention.

8. On the pedestrian bridge don't argue with anyone ooo including those people that usually preach on the pedestrian bridge.

9. Don't work at night in some areas if you've not map the nooks and crannies of such areas


10. If the touts in Lagos ask you for something, if you don't have just show some respect and smile with them don't insult them o because they're not traceable if they damage your fine boy "boss we dey together now tomorrow ogami"


11. "Nothing spoil in Lagos", what's useless to you might be diamond I'm looking for, therefore before you throw away your things consult ooo because you might see buyers for it.


12. Be careful when you get to a place call Adewole, Computer Village, those are the homes of forgery in South West if not Nigeria even second hand human being dey there. I don't know how strong your password or signature is , at Adewole they'll unlucky anything for you and forge anything for you including American passport

13. If you want to beat traffic the normal time to wake up is 04:30am ;

14. On every blessed morning on the public bus , people usually wear serious face but on coming back in the evening you'll think they don't have problems the way everyone Will be joking, chatting, gist, and cracking jokes.


15. Don't always play Mr. Nice guy here because before you know If care is not taking you may even borrow t.fare back to village.

16. Either you call Lagos overrated or not it's the city that accommodate all the ethnic and tribes in Nigeria.

Welcome to the most populous Black City in Africa!

Whazar:
Oshey nackamura

You reminded me that guy Shunsuke Nakamura

siofra:
Maybe I'm young and foolish, but I really don't mind being a second wife (or third wife or whatever) but I'll not be a first wife to a man with other wives.

And there are terms and conditions.

He must be super rich (like Ned Nwoko rich)

I will not have children for him (my mind may change)

I'll have my own apartment and I'll not take his name.

If he's Muslim, I'll not convert to his religion.



☺️

I've questions for you

Are your parent rich like (Late Harry Akande)?

Do you attend Havard University?

Are you a genius in your profession?

At what age did you make your 1st ₦50M?

Can you still conceive?

Are you still a Virgin I mean tear rubber that even a finger hasn't never pass through the engine room?

Are your melons never being touched before?

Have you ever bought a piece of block let a alone an apartment before?

If all your answers are Yes... Then, you deserves to marry the 🐦 bird of your feathers, you deserves a super Rich billionaire

Then if your answers are no.... You equally need to marry the guy of your category


Do not underrate yourself that until you marry a rich or millionaire before you make it in life

You're the architect of your own fortune/misfortune not any Rich husband

Op my regards to Alexis Sanchez, If God's willing I might be there one day.

I've been struggling to learn Espanol Pls can you recommend a better center for me in Lagos?

If pharaoh had the second chance he did rather become one of the disciples of Moses than to went astray in the middle of the Red Sea

Nairalander248:
Motivational Speaker over to you

If a lioness Carry herself like a she goat, a he goat will woo her


Meanwhile, never underrate your potential when the opportunity presents itself

Some grandchildren forced their grandparents to take such horrible pic for sm sake

I'm worried about the consequence of the sanction on the innocent masses. The coupist won't feel the wave of the sanction meh.

Agba goalee

Every soul shall tastes death "Kulu nafsi dhalika'l mout"

AntiChristian:
May Allah bless your hustle as well as ours!

Aaamin

Brownshoe:
kyocera na printer na, very rugged one, it still relevant in printing world.

I'm talking of Kyocera phone bro, may be you're unaware that Kyocera phone was once been in existence back in 2002

Many lost their virginity over blackberry then.

Today, blackberry has been archived into the museum of history

So also iPhone because nothing last forever

Where's CD player, Kenwood TV, upper loader video, Alcatel, sendo, Kyocera, sagem?

Orente21:
Amen. Thanks

You're welcome sister

adebayour26:
I like your prediction of the future.

Thumbs up bro

standout5:
Ibara housing estate

Well... Actually for now it's teaching Job with better pay I've but not in Abk. The location is Lag I can help you to arrange for the staff quarters because it's not for everyone

standout5:
I'm based in Abeokuta and am seriously in need of a job. Pls help

Where in Abk do you base

I wish the student of psychiatric best of luck in few years to come.

Those who studied that course will be millionaires very soon because of the number of colo-mental that they will be treating

Almost every State in Nigeria including your almighty Abuja have terrible more than 10 terrible roads either in the interior or outskirts

BrutusOj:
The bolded is for only mushroom private schools in the outskirts of big cities and small cities. There are teachers who earn far more than most government agencies staff, bankers and co. Google Aduvie, Springhall and other top schools in Abuja, Lagos and PH. If you see their teachers, you won't know they are teachers. If you must teach, upgrade your skills to 21st century teaching standard, re-arrange your CV and apply for big schools teaching jobs and prove what you are made of during interview and see if you won't be earning 7 digits as salary.

Is it every parent can afford those schools?

How many staff of those schools have their children in that school?

Orente21:
Its only by the grace of God. Some parents are generous to us.

Shout-out to my Orente ooo Orente ooo Orente ooo


May the Lord ease our affairs

CannibalTorment:
Peter girigory Obi's people that are bereved and grieving are here already, blithering as usual
Stop being mischievous, Igbo means weed, hard drugs in some part of Nigeria, while it is also a tribe.

Bro Igbo also means Bush, unwanted grass in YORUBA language

Penguin2:
Olodo bridge.

What a name!

The bridge must have been very dumb🤓

Chai...it shows that you're not familiar with the area in Ibadan let alone the name. The area is called "Olodo" ( the owner of the mortar) the one they use for pounded yam not "Olodo" (Dumb)

This isn't a side hustling, this is a business empire. I think he's a successful farmer

I don't know the moderators that usually promote cruelty against animals.

What If this rat have kids to feed in his hole?

What if this rat is just looking for how his or her kids is gonna feed?

Put yourself in the shoe.


Stop the cruelty against the Flora and fauna

Baliqeez:
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Yes, Balkeez right

Baliqeez:
Untold hardship on people. Everybody is just struggling.

I didn't see your message again on WhatsApp