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Politics › Re: Worst Hit By The Current Situation in Nigeria? by Bakrabas: 6:43pm On Aug 15, 2023

MorataFC:
lies,transpoters are cashing out big time.
This is simple calculation, My 10 liters of petrol before the subsidy was removed is 1950 (195/L) and it covers 5 trips of N300 per person 5 times with 5 passengers
That is N300 × 5 passengers = 1500
1500 per trip ×5 = 7500
Cost of Fuel 10Litre 1950
Balance 5,550

Current Price
N600 ×5 passengers 3000
N3000 per trip × 5 15,000
Cost of Fuel (10litre) 5700
Balance 9,300

Cost of maintenance nko bro huh

Politics › Re: Worst Hit By The Current Situation in Nigeria? by Bakrabas: 6:41pm On Aug 15, 2023

Racoon:
Shege promax mode is still loading. For the agbadorians, it has been wailing, weeping and lamentations over and over.

This is for everyone ooo I pity you. Do you think it's only Agbadorian are suffering.

The suffering knows no boundaries except if you're typing from the offshore or you're from the rich family

Politics › Re: Picture Of The House Where Fredrick Lugard Signed Amalgamation In 1914 by Bakrabas: 6:33pm On Aug 15, 2023

A cursed 🏠 house. Lugard will never know peace in his grave.

If it's the will of God, from inception, both Hausa Igbo and the Yorubas might have been called Nigeria.

This lugard and his prostitute Flora without thinking of the consequences, they welded three parallel lines together and called it Nigeria in order to minimize the cost and maximize the colonial profits

Politics › Re: 15 LASTMA Officials Wounded In Clash With Soldiers: LASTMA Vacates Duty Posts by Bakrabas: 6:24pm On Aug 15, 2023

When will the soldiers will help us to beat these politicians throughout the federation. I'm not talking about coup

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Celebrities › Re: After King Na King - Portable Confirms dating Late Alaafin Of Oyo’s wife by Bakrabas: 6:16pm On Aug 15, 2023

Sucolee:
and u think say portable na ordinary man....dis one na werey now

Bro...is not about being a street guy ooo

Is about how much and how long you've dined with the elders . I'm not talking about dine with the elders for career upliftment ooo

Those who married the king's wives after the king's might have died must have dine with the spirit for all aspects of life. The people like this always look coded as if they no dey patronize the people with terrestrial power

Celebrities › Re: After King Na King - Portable Confirms dating Late Alaafin Of Oyo’s wife by Bakrabas: 2:52pm On Aug 15, 2023

Sucolee:
dey play...what of oni ex wife?

I'm not saying it's not possible trying to ponder over my text I said "ordinary man can't marry tye late king's wife"

Celebrities › Re: After King Na King - Portable Confirms dating Late Alaafin Of Oyo’s wife by Bakrabas: 12:34pm On Aug 15, 2023

Believe this at your on peril.

No animal can wear the clothe off by the snail

It's tradition, ordinary man can't marry the late king's wife.

Since this woman never say anything about what portable said, I won't believe yet.

Politics › Re: Abeokuta 1969 Vs Now,spot The Difference by Bakrabas: 9:07am On Aug 15, 2023

franchasofficia:
Take Lagos away, Southwest is just a waste land

Better said, take Lagos of South West away, the rest of the geo political zone in Nigeria are just a waste of land.

My reason is that an average politician in south East, South south, north East, north West, north central feels secure in Lagos state of south West and that's why they all make Lagos their second home by investing in Lagos and get themselves a comfortable home.

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Sports › Re: Nobody Is As Shameless Like C. RONALDO by Bakrabas: 2:06pm On Aug 13, 2023

Op what you don't understand is that Ronaldo is happy with himself and his achievements, he's not competing with anyone in terms of personal achievement.

You need to check yourself if you're unhappy with Mr. C or if you think you can shame him. He doesn't care about your existence if only he knows that you exist.

You should care more about yourself Pls

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Education › Re: The Most Hated Animals In Nigeria And Their Surprising Importance by Bakrabas: 8:01pm On Aug 11, 2023

Omoawoke:
Lol, I hate them all. 😂

Let me rank them the way I hate them

1. Mosquito: I wish all of them can ~seize~ (cease) to exist

2. Rats: I can’t stand them. They are irritating and very destructive. They are embarrassing too

3. Cockroach: irritating stuffs

4 housefly: they are inactive at nights, so not all that bad. Keep a clean environment and they go away. They are still easier to control

5 Snakes: I feel we encroached their habitats more than they do to us. They just want to live their lives and they didn’t choose to be snakes. They were created to be. As long as they don’t come close, they can live their lives in their own side

Sports › Re: Moises Caceido Rejects Liverpool Prefers Joining Chelsea by Bakrabas: 7:50pm On Aug 11, 2023

TheMensch:
Omor
This guy get morah oo
See mind nw
God abeg bless all legit hustlers abundantly make we get excess money wey be say we go fit dey make this kind strong choices. God abegeth thee.

Aaamin to your prayer... May all legit hustlers live long with sound health to enjoy the fruit of their struggles

Celebrities › Re: Davido To Send Money To Benue Fan On A Road Trip To Lagos by Bakrabas: 7:43pm On Aug 11, 2023

FutureIsFemale:
Let him go and do the needful.
I wonder why Chef hasn't sued him yet.

According to you, if Nigerian men are rapists, I think therefore you're born through rape undecided

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Foreign Affairs › Re: World Bank Blocks Loans, New Funding To Uganda Over Anti-gay Bill by Bakrabas: 9:05pm On Aug 09, 2023

If you think Hijab is barbaric and uncivilized what will you call the western civilized culture of homosexuality and LGBTQ?

Politics › Re: Tinubu Appoints Orire Agbaje As Member Of Presidential Committee On Tax by Bakrabas: 11:56pm On Aug 08, 2023

Now tell me, is this government not favor the lady and her family already?

Mo ma ri temi se before December by God's Grace

Phones › Re: Please Who Knows This? by Bakrabas: 8:09pm On Aug 07, 2023

Limassol:
How do I pay you?

Check my profile

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City : Community Shield 4 - 1 pen On 6th August 2023 by Bakrabas: 8:09am On Aug 07, 2023

enemyofprogress:
how?

Simple, Wear shoot beneath and put nathief on top

Phones › Re: Please Who Knows This? by Bakrabas: 7:16am On Aug 07, 2023

Limassol:
MTN used to offer me 1gb @ 200, but the offer seems to be unavailable/discontinued.

Which other network offers 1gb @200? That has 7 days validity?

I'll sell 1G for you @280 validity 30days

Crime › Re: Top Five Richest Drug Lords In The History Of Mankind (PHOTOS) by Bakrabas: 6:51am On Aug 07, 2023

Depriest2020:
I really love this business. Fell in love after watching Scarface.

Pls where can I download the movie?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City : Community Shield 4 - 1 pen On 6th August 2023 by Bakrabas: 6:10pm On Aug 06, 2023

enemyofprogress:
I wish boat clubs best of lock.

I have a promotion interview tomorrow but I don't know what to wear. Should I wear sooth or nathief clothes to the office for the interview?

Pls wear both to surprise them to be the first person to display that kind of nathief shoot outfit

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Travel › Lagos, The Home Of Ruggedity by Bakrabas(op): 2:51pm On Aug 06, 2023

I think it's in DNA of every lagosian the word Ruggedity, as a first time comer planing to live for a while, irrespective of how classic you're you need may likely to experience the 15 points below

1. If you're looking for somebody living in Lagos for almost 5yrs, just go to Oshodi within 7days you may be lucky to see him/her

2. If you step on someone in crowdy place don't say sorry because before you know the person you stepped on has moved on.

3. After Yoruba here in Lagos, pidgin is another official language, even the Chinese are fluent in it.

4. Anytime you want to go out, always have the times two of your transportation Budget, because the bus you entered in the morning with ₦300 might be ₦600 6hrs later.

5. If you miss your way in Lagos, just locate Oshodi, even if you're going to Manchester.

6. Don't carry yourself like Ajebo in Lagos, even if you're a billionaire pikin always put on a rugged face.

7. The people wey normal in Lagos aren't much. Many are crazy but just few needs medical attention.

8. On the pedestrian bridge don't argue with anyone ooo including those people that usually preach on the pedestrian bridge.

9. Don't work at night in some areas if you've not map the nooks and crannies of such areas

10. If the touts in Lagos ask you for something, if you don't have just show some respect and smile with them don't insult them o because they're not traceable if they damage your fine boy "boss we dey together now tomorrow ogami"

11. "Nothing spoil in Lagos", what's useless to you might be diamond I'm looking for, therefore before you throw away your things consult ooo because you might see buyers for it.

12. Be careful when you get to a place call Adewole, Computer Village, those are the homes of forgery in South West if not Nigeria even second hand human being dey there. I don't know how strong your password or signature is , at Adewole they'll unlucky anything for you and forge anything for you including American passport

13. If you want to beat traffic the normal time to wake up is 04:30am cheesy

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14. On every blessed morning on the public bus , people usually wear serious face but on coming back in the evening you'll think they don't have problems the way everyone Will be joking, chatting, gist, and cracking jokes.

15. Don't always play Mr. Nice guy here because before you know If care is not taking you may even borrow t.fare back to village.

16. Either you call Lagos overrated or not it's the city that accommodate all the ethnic and tribes in Nigeria.

Welcome to the most populous Black City in Africa!

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Romance › Re: Medical Problems That Can Be Prevented By Having Sex Regularly by Bakrabas: 11:47am On Aug 05, 2023

Whazar:
Oshey nackamura

You reminded me that guy Shunsuke Nakamura

Romance › Re: I Don't Mind Being A Second Wife (opinion) by Bakrabas: 11:35am On Aug 05, 2023

siofra:
Maybe I'm young and foolish, but I really don't mind being a second wife (or third wife or whatever) but I'll not be a first wife to a man with other wives.

And there are terms and conditions.

He must be super rich (like Ned Nwoko rich)

I will not have children for him (my mind may change)

I'll have my own apartment and I'll not take his name.

If he's Muslim, I'll not convert to his religion.

☺️

I've questions for you

Are your parent rich like (Late Harry Akande)?

Do you attend Havard University?

Are you a genius in your profession?

At what age did you make your 1st ₦50M?

Can you still conceive?

Are you still a Virgin I mean tear rubber that even a finger hasn't never pass through the engine room?

Are your melons never being touched before?

Have you ever bought a piece of block let a alone an apartment before?

If all your answers are Yes... Then, you deserves to marry the 🐦 bird of your feathers, you deserves a super Rich billionaire

Then if your answers are no.... You equally need to marry the guy of your category

Do not underrate yourself that until you marry a rich or millionaire before you make it in life

You're the architect of your own fortune/misfortune not any Rich husband

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Travel › Re: Memoirs From Chile by Bakrabas: 8:17pm On Aug 04, 2023

Op my regards to Alexis Sanchez, If God's willing I might be there one day.

I've been struggling to learn Espanol Pls can you recommend a better center for me in Lagos?

Car Talk › Re: As A Driver, What Would You Do In This Situation? by Bakrabas: 7:47pm On Aug 04, 2023

If pharaoh had the second chance he did rather become one of the disciples of Moses than to went astray in the middle of the Red Sea

Pets › Re: Lion Running Away From Goat In Benin Zoo (video) by Bakrabas: 5:31pm On Aug 02, 2023

Nairalander248:
Motivational Speaker over to you

If a lioness Carry herself like a she goat, a he goat will woo her

Meanwhile, never underrate your potential when the opportunity presents itself grin

Family › Re: Among These Four Old Women, Who Has The Real Swag?(photo) by Bakrabas: 5:14pm On Aug 02, 2023

Some grandchildren forced their grandparents to take such horrible pic for sm sake

Foreign Affairs › Re: Nigeria Commences Sanctions Against Niger, Cuts Off Electricity Supply by Bakrabas: 5:04pm On Aug 02, 2023

I'm worried about the consequence of the sanction on the innocent masses. The coupist won't feel the wave of the sanction meh.

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Sports › Re: Legendary Italian Goalkeeper Gianluigi Buffon Retires From Football by Bakrabas: 4:58pm On Aug 02, 2023

Agba goalee

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Health › Re: Dr Diasco Vwaere Dies At Odan Hospital As Faulty Elevator Falls From 10th Floor by Bakrabas: 10:44am On Aug 02, 2023

Every soul shall tastes death "Kulu nafsi dhalika'l mout"

Business › Re: Get 5 Extra Hours When You Signup On VA Patrick, Nigeria's #1 VA Agency by Bakrabas: 7:53am On Aug 02, 2023

AntiChristian:
May Allah bless your hustle as well as ours!

Aaamin

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Phones › Re: 12 Years Ago Blackberry Hot E Pass, Dis Iphone Too Shall Pass by Bakrabas: 6:47am On Jul 26, 2023

Brownshoe:
kyocera na printer na, very rugged one, it still relevant in printing world.

I'm talking of Kyocera phone bro, may be you're unaware that Kyocera phone was once been in existence back in 2002

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