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She must be ofe nmanu

0b100100111:



The Grand Commander of The Federal Republic of Nigeria as spoken and anybody who believes otherwise should contradict and face the wrath of the Nigerian Armed Forces.

Na Anambra election come November is the final decider. Every1 has d right to spit lubbish

cuteguy123:
So hey guys here are some ways to woo a girl without using money, money is not everything but everything needs money.
This works best on girls who are single or want a new relationship, of course I wouldn't go with these on a slay queen. They have no brains so lol.

Don't get me wrong. I said without money. This is not in anyway encouraging broke guys o cause money is still needed in the relationship. You guys must go out. You must transport if you have a car you must buy fuel etc. Money needed for all those things.

So here are some ways. If you are cute. This will make you outstanding.

1. Be funny and romantic.

If you want to woo a girl and you are a funny guy, you have an advantage, you can mix this wittiness of yours with romance, be romantic and at the same time be funny, don't just be funny. Be funny and slowly keep a great conversation with her while making your intentions know to her slowly, slowly do this, it will be preferable to do this via chat or in person anyone you feel comfortable with.

Like for example of me being funny.

Girl :she uploaded a very cute dp and I was like

me: babe, this your dp is too cute o, you want to give them boys sleepless night ba, you just they hit anyhow o, even fire self they quench, your own na endless hotness"

She found it funny and she laughed and then I added the romantic funny line

"our babies are going to be very cute, I mean look at how cute their mother is, and of course the daddy which is me is also cute so our combination will be beautiful" and she was like

Girl: oh dear you are very funny.

So you see.

It has even gotten to the point that she enjoys me so much that even if we are suppose to take a bus home she will be like "baby no need lets stroll so we can see things to laugh and gist about and hold hands, it's romantic"

I give her a great conversation that I leave her yearning for more. I am more than best friend and parents combined because I have given her the kind of excitement. Listening ears that she hasn't experienced before.

2. If you have a great voice, sing to her.

Girls love guys who have great voice and can sing, so if you can sing her a romantic short song most of the time. She will definitely fall in love with you. While slowly making your intentions known to her.

3. Be neat and keep a great fashion sense.

Dress responsibly with some mature swag. Not some childish bull shit, if you wanna sag. Sag moderately. It's still cute. Just be yourself. Dress cool. If you keep your hair. Make sure it's well shaved.

Wear good Cologne with beautiful smell.
Brush your teeths.

Just smell good whenever you are around here.

4. Look fit and be cute

I do 30 press up every morning and 30 frog jumps so my up and down body looks fit and it's attractive, drink water and eat moderately so you don't become fat and look unkempt.
Take care of your skin, look fresh and kept. Very important.

5. Take her out to nice places.
Take to cool restaurants, shouldn't be too cheap. Tell her you took her here not because you have the money for it but because you just wanted to make her feel special and that you both are not complete without each other. She will appreciate it. You don't have to take her to expensive places all the time.

You could take her to the cinemas to watch a cool movie. But pop corn. Play with her gently while watching the movie. Kiss her. Hold her hand and enjoy yourselves together.

In summary.

Have a great personality.

Don't be too nice but be nice.

If she asks you for something and you have do for her. If you don't have tell her straight.

If you need help. Ask her too.

Know your worth and let your actions tell her that and you also value yourself. Let your word be your word. Don't act weak. Don't boss her around. Respect her decisions.

Be yourself. Don't act like dangote pikin, humble yourself. She will fall in love with you.

You can get Charles nneji bang rule. Grab a few points from it like I did.

Don't be asshole and start playing around.

The book helped me and I am in a very healthy relationship.

We are like siblings, we look out for each other. She can't stay a day without me. All I did was apply the aforementioned.she is always the one saying baby I love you. She is virtually now obsessed with me. She can't get enough and she wants more.
Keep the excitement in your relationship.

That's all folks.
. Have a great evening.

So I hav to do all these because of a common puna. All na lubbish

dilemaguy:
This is what I do when I am stopped on the highway by a stranger.

I slow down, roll my glass down and smile gently to the person. Afterwards, I roll my glass back up and voom!

Nobody can be trusted in this world again o

Lol, my guy u funny. Na to smile at him/her the person stop u for?

She must b ofe nmanu

Tolexander:
I pity you!

You don forget sey Biafra is synonymous to failure!

Biafra, land of a rising sun.

Sun wey never rise finish since 1967.

many people will die of heart attack the day Biafra will b declared. Any time Biafra is mentioned, many espacially afonjas and arewa get instant high BP. Na wa for d zoo and the animals inside d zoo

badthinds:
First of all. Happy sunday, good people of Nigeria.


Well, I would have entitled this thread: "Part of the bible where someone spewed cum on the ground" ...but that's not my concern.

There was a time when
In Genesis 38:9
" But Onan knew that the children would not belong to him, so when he had intercourse with his
brother’s widow, he let the semen spill on the
ground, so that there would be no children for his
brother."

Any version you have with you will do.

Here are his reasons

Facts:
- His brothers, who had been husbands to that Same woman had died mysteriously
- Now it was his turn as in the tradition (from God) to marry his brother's widow.

When Onan's father noticed this mystery, he felt reluctant giving her to Onan - the one left.
So he told her to be patient...that he hasn't grown enough.
She was patient...though desperate. When she felt it was trick...you could read more to see what she did...how she got her father in-law to have sex with her!, so she could get back in track.

Now
If you were Onan. Wouldn't you do the same? (spilling it)...but unfortunately, the bible recorded it that God killed Onan for this.


Back to the matter. This is the earliest birth control approach recorded in the bible.

my guy, is not Onan that his father, Judah was reluctant to let him be with Tamar, the widow. It was Shelah, their last born that their father, Judah was reluctant to let him be with Tamar, the widow. After God slew Onan for spilling his semen on the floor when he, Onan, came in to her, Tamar, their father, Judah, now told the widow, Tamar, to be patient and to go and dwell in her father's house for Shelah, the youngest son is too young and also scared to take her, the widow, because of wht happened to his brothers, Er (late Tamar's husband and Onan).

Garrithe1st:
Mr.President, Pigs and Idiots waiting for you to die are dying daily.

Pls come back soon before the Jewish Ugandans will be exterminated from Nigeria.

Daura Don lean finish. See how he be like hanger inside d agbada. Wht a pity, see wht ofe nmanu and arewa give us as president

@segzyuk, u said afonjas have not lost any war, pls could u tell the house any war afonjas had fought in the zoo let alone winning it. Wen abiola was poisoned and killed like a rat in prison, wht did u afonjas did? Absolutely nothing. Ofe nmanu wey dey fear like woman come here dey yarn lubbish. Wen it comes to war, don't even think of mentioning ur tribe. They r the weakest as far as war is concerned in the zoo

Who r u asking to go and arrest him? Don't u hv hands and legs to go arrest him? The day Biafra will come, many afonjas will commit sucide. It's like Biafra agitation dey pain afonjas pass arewa yash

Pls when are you coming down to Enugu State? I reside in Enugu and would like to participate in your training.

@exempted, thnk u very much for your clearification on PMC issue especially to us, intending investors. First, sorry for loosing your hard earned money to those doubious ingrates in the name of PMC. You said abt reporting them to CIA, pls do not forget to do so. If there's any development, maybe they resume payment or refund u your money after reporting them to CIA, let the house know. Once again, thnk u very much for your warning msg to intending investors. Looking forward to hearing from u of any development.

PMC members, is PMC still paying? I heard that they are undergoing upgrade on their crediting system. Prompt response is highly appreciated, because i have money at hand to invest in PMC now but this system upgrade of a thing is scaring me.

Kestolove:
fayose...PMB resign..E no resign ooo...u goin to prison

Na u go put him 4 prison?

Pls which one is their correct website, https://paypmc.com or http://paypmc.com

DozieInc:
@Adewale Adeleke

my guy na u give am the correct answer to the rubbish he said. Some people r stupid but they dont know

brightngene@gmail.com

Afonjas will not be happy with this news

I attended a seminar on investing in upcoming cryptocurrencies, and goldcoin was emphazed on mainly. Pls i want to knw how viable is goldcoin? Is it worth investing in?