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CrimeWhat To Do If You're In An Accident Involving A Police Car? by balash(op): 7:16pm On Mar 07, 2016
Having an accident is never a good thing but it can be especially problematic if you are in an accident with a police car. If this happens you have to know what to do to make sure that your rights are properly protected. In most cases this is going to mean that your first call will be to your lawyer.

For the most part if you get into an accident with a police car the steps that you are going to have to take are going to be the same as they would be for any accident. There are a couple of obvious differences, you wouldn't need to report it to the police since they would already know but other than this there are not a lot of differences.

The first thing that you have to do if you get into an accident with a police car is to make sure that if you need it that you get medical help. Again this is the same as it would be for any other accident. If you even suspect that you may have been injured you are going to want to make sure that you get it checked out. This will both make sure that there no hidden problems and ensure that your injuries are documented.

The next thing that you have to do if you are in accident with a police car is to call a lawyer. This is a good idea in general if you are in an accident but it becomes particularly important if you are involved in accident. The main reason for this is that police cars don't carry automobile insurance in the same way that other drivers do. The government will normally self insure their fleet of police cars. This means that the procedure for claiming damages is going to be different and you are likely going to need a lawyer to help you through the process.

After your lawyer the next person that you are going to want to call is the representative of your own car insurance provider. You will have to report the accident to them whether it was caused by you or by the police officer. If the accident was your fault the insurance company will usually take things from there and settle with the police department. If the accident was the fault of the police it will be noted by the insurance company and they will leave you to collect damages through your lawyer.

The next steps are likely going to depend on the decision that is made by your auto insurance company or by your lawyer and will depend on whether a settlement can be reached or if it is necessary to go to court. The best thing to do is to follow your lawyer's advice on this.
Car TalkRe: The Wonder Of Seat Belts by balash(m): 5:05pm On Mar 07, 2016
Affirmative!!
CultureCulture Vs Civilization .... Whats Your Say by balash(op): 3:24pm On Mar 07, 2016
Good day, let's have a serious discussion


So you have a junior brother that's married and the couple comes visiting and after the lovely meal your junior brother's wife stood up to help your wife wash the dishes in the kitchen, will you be in support of it or you would allow civilization take its cause.

Guys over to you...
PoliticsRe: Manny Pacquiao, And His Lifelong Lessons For Nigerian Lawmakers by balash(m): 7:32am On Mar 05, 2016
No Nigerian can even build 2 houses and give out!
Car TalkRe: Washing Automobile Mechanical Parts With Petrol; Is It Really Wrong? by balash(m): 7:17am On Mar 05, 2016
Nyc
Nairaland GeneralPure Water Sellers Are Human Too!!! by balash(op): 1:41pm On Mar 04, 2016
I Interviewed 3 Pure Water Sellers In Ikeja, And According To Them: Sometimes, It Takes About 6 Hours To Sell 20 Sachets Of Water Which Amounts To A Total Of N200 (1Dollar).
From The N200, The Profit Is Only About N40 As The Pure Water Sellers Have To Pay The Wholesalers Their Money Back As Well As Cover The Price For Ice Block Which Was Used To Cool The Water.
The Long And Short Of It Is That Some Of Them Make Only N40 In 6 Hours Of Hustling Under The Hot Sun, Risking Their Lives On Major Express Roads And Always At The Mercy Of The Environmental Protection Board Who Whip Them With Cane When Caught; Burst Their Water Sachets To The Ground And Fine Them N5,000.
As If That Isn't Bad Enough, When Passengers And Drivers Reach The Traffic Stops, They Prefer To Dash N100, N200 Or Even N500 To Beggars And Fake Sufferers Who Sometimes Make About N1,500 A Day Doing Nothing But Begging, Leaving Them Richer, Luckier And Safer Than The Pure Water Sellers Who Are Young Entrepreneurs Serving The Larger Community With Their Trade, And Trying To Make Ends Meet.
So When Next You Are At A Traffic Stop, Please:
1. Dash The Pure Water Seller Instead
2. Buy Pure Water To Patronize Them And If The Change Is (N10, Or Even N20, You Can Leave It With Them)
3. Say Something Nice To Them. Greet Them, Encourage Them.
4. Slow Down, Don't Knock Them Down.
5. Even If You Wont Buy The Pure Water, If They Ask You To Buy, Rather Than Ignoring Them And Facing Front As If They Are Not Humans, You Can Look At Them, Smile And Say "Thank You" may God bless you all.

God bless us all ({})
PoliticsRe: Solomon Dalung On Facility Inspection In Brazil - Photos by balash(m): 10:10am On Mar 04, 2016
All this Nigerians with their silly principles! Sebi this Minister dey form beret wearing discipline? Where hin beret now??

He don travel comot he don leave nigeria issues or culture aside! Silly wannabe attention seeker
CrimeRe: Estranged Jealous Wife Vandalises Husband’s Car With Pestle by balash(m): 9:58am On Mar 04, 2016
When u marry a man and immediately throw away your degree and become a full house wife, this is the result of it.

She is not just jealous! She probably broke and does not have a means to get herself because a hard working woman either working with her degree or fully into a well established business won't even think of the so called man since they have broken up!

That's why I won't embrace full house wife atal, ladies you need to work as well and have a voice in your homes. When a husband is broke u lift him up and when he needs money to facilitate a business deals you render help! Those sort of woman don't get dumped! Most of the dumped woman are the liability types.

Am not saying it's right but this days guys don't respect ladies that don't have anything to bring to the table. You don't have to always wait for a man before you get somethings done!

But so far so Good! I think the lady is not jealous, she probably was with him when there was nothing and he sent her away when he was more okay.

I pray for everyone who is married to have comfort in marriage and always seek God's interventions because we single dudes with the silly marital stories we hearing is scaring the shit out of us mhen!!
CrimeRe: New Gay Toasting Skill I Experienced Yesterday by balash(op): 7:35am On Mar 04, 2016
s3nn2x:
This doesn't make sense at all. How can a man park his car somewhere, go to a bus stop and board a random Keke? It was not as if he was expecting you or something. Then he boarded the Keke and started asking you out? Everything about this sounds funny to me. If this actually happened, then I doubt the guy is gay, more like a ritualist.

There are a lot of places to meet guys in Lagos if one is into that kind of thing.

Since the guy told you his moniker, you could have dropped it so as to hear his side of the story because all we have is just what you are giving us and it might be a figment of imagination.
I was more or less a stranger in the area and I was asking for directions, probably that's their area of perpetuating there whatsoever crime. I think he is just a gay and probably there is no way he could ask me to come inside a car so I thought he believe getting close might help further! My thoughts though, but sincerely it really happened and I dnt think I have time to memorize a dudes nairaland handle for no reason!!
HealthRe: Shocking Facts About Bacteria by balash(m): 6:22am On Mar 02, 2016
Am here to read comments not minding who created the topics
IslamRe: Istikhara by balash(m): 11:06pm On Feb 29, 2016
ademoladeji:
Let's not bring our parents into this. We are all learning here...

I have an intention to marry someone, we don't kiss, we don't hold ourselves, we don't hug, neither do we hav sex. What we discuss were clean...

Is it haram to have an opposite sex as friends?

I hope you're aware of the ppl connected with usury n d likes...

Anyway, I get your point and I appreciate your contributions greatly.
My brother!! You are on a normal route, don't let an human like you make decisions that they are also victims to on you please. Kk
CrimeRe: New Gay Toasting Skill I Experienced Yesterday by balash(op): 8:38pm On Feb 29, 2016
nanauju:
Ohh.. Lol grin
The area is a no-go area for guys he like then
I guess he tries his options
CrimeRe: New Gay Toasting Skill I Experienced Yesterday by balash(op): 8:18pm On Feb 29, 2016
nanauju:
The keke man sounded like an accomplice
More reason I just alight immediately he made such silly utterance. But I beleive Emeka is known in that area sorta
CrimeRe: New Gay Toasting Skill I Experienced Yesterday by balash(op): 7:05pm On Feb 29, 2016
tartar9:
but you would have agreed for 10mil per month @balash
I don't need to agree for 1 trillion sef, been gay is a rich business and am not interested
CrimeRe: New Gay Toasting Skill I Experienced Yesterday by balash(op): 10:18am On Feb 29, 2016
necosla016:
Loool, my brother God really saved ur ass yesterday..... grin. U wee not experience such again IJN!
My sister it wasn't an easy task! I was just dumbfounded with his aura of confidence.
IslamRe: Istikhara by balash(m): 8:52am On Feb 29, 2016
personal59:
Brother abeg we need sound islamic knowledge do u really know what istikhara is abi hw can istikhara say u can't av a child haba istikhara is not going to dos so called alfa op u knw sha
I merely used that as an example that would be understandable, I don't just get you,maybe when. You fully awake we would talk better
IslamRe: Istikhara by balash(m): 8:49am On Feb 29, 2016
personal59:
My sister both the op and the so called girl are on thesame line in terms of knowledge the girl doesn't knw nd him also doesn't know either

Is d op not courting d girl?

How many months, years af they spent together?

What has she done to improve him in islamic knowledge nd also d op himself




My sister both the op and the so called girl are on thesame line in terms of knowledge the girl doesn't knw nd him also doesn't know either

Is d op not courting d girl?

How many months, years af they spent together?

What has she done to improve him in islamic knowledge nd also d op himself
I don't just understand your gibberish Mr man. What are u saying? We are merely talking abt istikhara and I dnt get what u saying, nothing concern us about their relationship or how they are practising it, he said it plainly that he is so much in love with her and she is leaving him for flimsy issues. What u cocking
IslamRe: Istikhara by balash(m): 8:45am On Feb 29, 2016
personal59:
For you to understand me very well can you tell me what is istikhara and how is istikhara done?
Istikhara is done by saying 2 rakat only and telling Allah your needs and he should guide you to the right path!! That's the normal istikhara

The istikhara that's been promoted now after 2 rakat and some verses, you would be asked to go too sleep. And reveal what you saw in the dreams and it would be translated.

If you don't know or have never experience it stop condemning, what u don't know does not kill you
IslamRe: Istikhara by balash(m): 8:41am On Feb 29, 2016
personal59:
Its not written anywhere that you will av a dream after doing istikhara ( I stand to be corrected) or u should explain that statement "what she saw" bt if u still mean dream den brother d insinuation is wrong
Speak for yourself in every situations, it's helps alot, if you don't know something or never encountered it doesn't mean it doesn't happen, there are loads of istikhara that are done with dreams this days. You don't know about it then don't argue with people who do okay!
CrimeRe: New Gay Toasting Skill I Experienced Yesterday by balash(op): 8:35am On Feb 29, 2016
Justdulla:
siddon there they look... the hotel i reside at umuahia, they hosted a gay and lesbian party at night... it was legal.. some big men were there with police escort although majority were absu and umudike student... naija don enter one chance
Help me tell her abeg? Not everybody is kiddish enough to post something personal on forums and lie about it, when you don't experience something, don't conderm people who do
IslamRe: Istikhara by balash(m): 7:09am On Feb 29, 2016
personal59:
Brother u re funny so if u have flat tyre you drive your car like dat praying to Allah to fill it with air and never allow your rim to destroy or cut your tyre

Wao great
What are u insinuating?? Be clear please
CrimeRe: New Gay Toasting Skill I Experienced Yesterday by balash(op): 5:02am On Feb 29, 2016
Mynd44 Lalasticlala you feel others should be on alert?
CrimeRe: New Gay Toasting Skill I Experienced Yesterday by balash(op): 5:10pm On Feb 28, 2016
Pidggin:
Lies

"Na my wife" indeed, who will openly confess he or she is gay to a police officer in Nigeria?
If I put up lies on here do you have any special allowance or award you would present to me? Learn to understand not everyone has time for lies okay!
RomanceRe: RE: (SCAM) I Thought She Was A Friend,now She Wants Sex In Return For A Favour. by balash(m): 11:18am On Feb 28, 2016
Woow
AgricultureRe: What Do You Call This Weird Mango Tree ( Picture) by balash(op): 11:10am On Feb 28, 2016
Open your eyes well
CelebritiesRe: Adele: The Incredible Full Story by balash(m): 11:08am On Feb 28, 2016
This Epistle tooo much
AgricultureWhat Do You Call This Weird Mango Tree ( Picture) by balash(op): 11:06am On Feb 28, 2016
Just saw this and am like? What's this, can this happen?

CrimeRe: New Gay Toasting Skill I Experienced Yesterday by balash(op): 10:55am On Feb 28, 2016
Cholls:
my brother Fiction Alart!
Well I have no comment for you! Get a grip
CrimeNew Gay Toasting Skill I Experienced Yesterday by balash(op): 10:15am On Feb 28, 2016
So yesterday I was in Ikeja to drop some documents for someone, am not really good with Ikeja routes but I think the place is close to Opebi/Allen Avenue.


So immediately I dropped it, I wasn't driving so it has to be public transport but I wasn't really getting the easiest way to get out basically because I merely took a cab down and I was on nairaland and bbm till the driver said 'oga we are there'

So there was no sight of cab there so I asked a dude how do I get to Allen roundabout he murmured 'take napep' so I waved a napep, hopped in and voila Nairaland.com on my phone to checkup what's on frontage, then this dude also got in the next bus stop I wouldn't have noticed him, if not for the strong scent of 'tom ford' that filled the napep.

so I looked up and saw the light skinned well dressed dude, immediately I just continued my nairaland amebo. Then I just heard, oh cute guy you are a nairalander? Normally I was supposed to smile and respond but what's the 'cute guy' remark? From a guy for

I just smiled with this very stern look and he continued 'Do you know saraki is a stupid man, he still went ahead to get new cars' I just nodded and continued, then he said his nairaland moniker I wasn't even paying attention In my mind i was just like 'oga leave me alone juur'

Then he continued, you know that Olusegun Dada that guy is a lazy guy I don't know why he went to the club to meetup with Deji, then I turned to him I was like which olusegun Dada, he was like it's on frontpage. Normally I won't have replied him all through our journey but because of the Segun he mentioned.

Segun was a good friend years back in festac, I remember we both had a issue years back and we also choosed a venue to meetup and fight but none of us followed up and we got more matured and planned on meetup for pepper soup and Odeku. I don't take Alcohol so I guess mine is Pepper soup and Iced tea.

Then off to twitter to followup the main story and had to discuss at length with the dude that Segun will never lie or run away if it's a one on one fight, even if you are goliath.

We were all in the twitter activism those days I remember I was among the first set of group for 'bringbackOurgirlsProtest' with Seun kuti where we disrupted Governor Fashola's May Day At Onikan with protest and chants and next morning I was on punch newspaper frontpage side by side with Seun kuti and other fearless youths and I remember I got a call from my Dad pleading that I should be careful because he could see my picture on punch newspaper.

I just smiled and said Dad nothing will happen I will be fine, I guess I explained everything and how Segun Dada was also part of the struggle but he didn't showup for the protest guess he wasn't in lagos, just trying to get this guy in the mood that Segun was once an ex union leader so you should know he is never supposed to be scared to speak his mind.


I guess my discussion with this dude has gotten him so much in the mood that he believed we are now cool, then the next thing was ' my name is 'Emeka'. (Real Name) and he stretched his hand forth for handshake and I responded with my name, immediately those silly Ikeja police crossed our Napep and came down to our Napep, In my mind I was like what's this? Then the police guy asked me 'who are you' I was like 'am a guy' he was angry with my response and said do you think am joking and I was like 'do I look like a comedian' he got really mad and was shouting I was just looking at him then Emeka the son of Pharoah disrupted the lovely discussion with 'Oga sorry na my wife'

Let me say I didn't actually understand his earlier comment until the police who was already mad with me shouted, ehn ehn so una be gay?

I just looked at Emeka with this 'if I can get a gun now you are dead eyes' and I said 'he be like e no want better for your generation' with a very cold face. Then he said no worry them be my people them go leave us, and lo and behold the leader of the team waved that they should leave after Emeka settled him with some money.

They left and I was still looking at the idiot and remembering the 'na my wife' then I thought it's ended until this idiot started toasting me inside Napep O! Then I heard, you are a very cute looking tall guy, I will take care of you bla bla bla 'in my mind I was like how do you detect someone that has been sitting height'

He continued and I just kept quiet because someone who could settle a police team van even after he clearly stated am GAY can do anything in this area, he continued all his toasting skills and even promised to pay me 150k monthly salary that was when I finally had my voice and I responded 'Do I look hungry to you'??

Then he just asked the Napep man to stop he wants to get down, and immediately he did a G-WAGON stopped and he got in and sped off, I was just dazed, then the idiot Napep man that was just driving like snail all in the name of am looking for passenger just said 'Oga u for just gree for am na, and you go dey chop hin money' I just said Oya drop me lol before you go carry me go meet ritualist again.

Mhen yesterday was so funny to me because I was just like, see GAY toasting skills O.

Can we just be allowed to start killing them already

N:B Emeka I guess you are a nairalander and you can see this, please come try this your skills for my area on the island kk! I dey wait.
IslamRe: *for Married Folks: Sexual Acts And Their Permissibility In Islam by balash(m): 12:34am On Feb 27, 2016
enieme:
anal sex is an imitation of homosexuality which dates as far back as the time of prpprophet Lut
You have really been reading about histories
IslamRe: Istikhara by balash(m): 8:17am On Feb 26, 2016
Sissie:
what does i am not a fan of istikhara mean? istikhara doesnt mean everything becomes rosy. Istikhara is seeking Allah's guidance, not just when getting married, but for other important decisions of your life.
You are not a fan of praying 2 rakat and seek Allah's guidance after it? or you dont understand the concept of istikhara?
My dear the Istikhara Nigerians cultivate now is more than the one the prophet advised, as u can see from this guy in question claims. The one this lady was introduced to was the colour ways and she did saw the colours, was that the istikhara the prophet advised?

As u can see my previous posts I said I will seek Allah's guidance through 2 rakat and look up to Allah. But the Alfa especially in this part of Lagos even go as far as giving the individual an object that you can use underneath your pillow and you can see loads of thing with the help of jinn.

May Allah Make it a worthwhile
Nairaland GeneralRead This ( Picture ) by balash(op): 5:24pm On Feb 25, 2016
Can you read this at first attempt?

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