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Politics › Re: Buhari And Nigerian Army Should Be Careful. by Ballmer: 9:46am On Dec 02, 2015
So for your igbotic mind it is Yoruba that are calling for more killings of Biafra ?

Which Yoruba is that in particular ?

I hope Biafran will not run mad like thier mentally deranged mentor Kanu deluding themselves Yoruba are their problems.
Politics › Re: IPOB And MASSOB Reject South East Governors Resolutions by Ballmer: 7:26am On Dec 02, 2015
xtrorse:
Parasitic ingrate, as soon as you are through reading this piece about your loud-mouthed, cowardly folks you can just help yourself out with a dose of rat poison...
I told I do not read long epistle most especially from you stop wasting your life away quoting me with such good day.
Politics › Re: IPOB And MASSOB Reject South East Governors Resolutions by Ballmer: 3:15am On Dec 02, 2015
xtrorse:
Your great delusion is that you think a butterfly supposedly acting smart is a bird!

The earlier you channel your negative energies towards consolidating your OduaArewanistan republic the better for your survival.
Thank you, am good with Nigeria so be gone. Get busy, do something Meaningful with your life or get a rope n do the needful ?
Politics › Re: Baifra Ipob Modus Operandi Have Changed They Won't Be Peaceful Again by Ballmer: 4:48pm On Dec 01, 2015
Where are all the deranged igbotic Mods that kept banning me for insult n wishing anyone harm ? It's like your Igbo brain can not comprehend all the harm insults n abuses your Igbo kinsmen are dishing out on this thread ? It about time this Seun dude make use of his brain in selecting who should be n not be a moderator.
Politics › Re: IPOB And MASSOB Reject South East Governors Resolutions by Ballmer: 1:23pm On Dec 01, 2015
xtrorse:
You're already on a non-return journey to insanity. There's no remedy for you except to end it all with just a dose of rat poison like Awo your god.

Your folks should be glad to miss an unrepentant vile creature like you...
I swear reading your gibberish could be amusing at times especially when you do not av to quote a whole book to get your point across. Guy enjoy your afternoon.
Family › Re: Dear Family Please Advice A Wife To Be!!! by Ballmer: 1:16pm On Dec 01, 2015
kagorba3:
I can't access my mail right now, you can call this number 081

Help me by not quoting it so it will be easy to edit
alright
Family › Re: Dear Family Please Advice A Wife To Be!!! by Ballmer: 9:23am On Dec 01, 2015
kagorba3:
Okay
Still waiting on your respond to my PM.
Politics › Re: IPOB And MASSOB Reject South East Governors Resolutions by Ballmer: 8:50am On Dec 01, 2015
xtrorse:
Guy do not write me any long epistle of your sorrow I do not read them so keep your comment short n simple.

No be me kill Ojukwu
Family › Re: Dear Family Please Advice A Wife To Be!!! by Ballmer: 8:46am On Dec 01, 2015
kagorba3:
You want to abuse me privately abi, have seen your pm already, just say what you have to say here cry cry
More like offer you private advice n with good reasons. You should simply reply the PM.
Family › Re: Dear Family Please Advice A Wife To Be!!! by Ballmer: 2:20am On Dec 01, 2015
kagorba3:
Huh? So caring, do you care for his contact? undecided
You should rather drop your own contact instead.
Politics › Re: IPOB And MASSOB Reject South East Governors Resolutions by Ballmer: 1:56am On Dec 01, 2015
xtrorse:
Frustrated Neanderthal savage of dirt and slavery, I understand that you and your people are diabolic clowns who are only good at evil concoctions.

No doubt, you must be a boorish cretin displaying foolery and flaunting it as knowledge on NL...
Practising madness 24/7 must be Pretty tasking. Well accept my condolence on behalf of your loved one in advance.
Politics › Re: Faleke, Audu Drag APC To Court, As Party Confirms Yahaya Bello by Ballmer: 1:23am On Dec 01, 2015
myners007:
Did Faleke pick the APC nomination form or has he ever dreamt of attempting to contest the guber poll. Pls advise him not to take undue advantage of the demise of the man who has almost won the election.
But Yahaya that worked against the man that almost won the election no never assisted in securing a single vote can take advantage of the dead man ba ? What happened to your brain ?
Politics › Re: Faleke, Audu Drag APC To Court, As Party Confirms Yahaya Bello by Ballmer: 1:11am On Dec 01, 2015
maupe:
Saraki is still presiding over the Senate. Gbajabiamila is managing the kiddy office of House leader. Forget about Tinubu getting any victories in this administration. The ACN should just go back to the drawing board and start planning their ignoble campaign to lead the nation in 2027.
... and what would be the achievement of ACN contemporaries like APGA CPC ANPP n Co. I would say ACN reign supreme above all of them so why not give yourself some apprehension over those parties instead of infesting yourself with cardiac arrest over Tinubu ACN N APC.

I beg no go die like waste o.
Politics › Re: It's Time Tinubu Is Given The Parrot's Egg by Ballmer: 12:54am On Dec 01, 2015
How is anyone senile to the extent to declare someone that assist in installing the president, singlehandedly selected the VP, with about 4 elected governors with not less than two minister as protege.

OP can you tell me any other Nigeria that as such influence ? Reading from delusional wailer is tiring but am moved to ask do you wailers not get tired from dishing out gibberish claims n rant on daily basis.
Romance › Re: How To Approach A Girl On The First Day? by Ballmer:
domwas2:
CONFIDENCE IS KEY to approaching women.

For many men, approaching a pretty girl they like can feel as if they have an anxiety disorder. The nervousness and anxiety can become so bad when trying to "pick up" a pretty girl, that you might actually experience symptoms that are similar to those of a panic attack!

Now let me ask you this, when you are thinking about or are about to approach a beautiful girl that you like.

Do you experience any of these symptoms:

Hyperventilating
Jitteriness
Racing thoughts
Racing Heart Beat
Feeling sick
Stuttering
Flustered
Words come out wrong
Difficulty breathing
Lump in throat
Difficulty swallowing
Mind drawing a blank
Butterflies in tummy
Fear of stuffing up
Fear of rejection
Sweaty palms



If so, this guide will help you over come your fears and approach beautiful women with ease and confidence. No fear of rejection, no sweaty palms, no overwhelming anxiety. Just "hey baby, how's it going" with no problems of any kind!

But before we get into the "meat" of this guide, there is some very simple facts you absolutely MUST know about women that are sure to make you feel better as you go over them:

Simple Facts About Women - Most women are just as nice and friendly as you and me, they are not mean to strangers and will NOT slap you or scream "Pervert" when you approach them.

Check Your Confidence Level - When it comes to dating, a confident guy always has an edge over shy guy. As a matter of fact, you could rarely see woman approach a guy and ask for a date. Guy will make the first move, most of the time.

Eliminating Negative Self Talk - Your subconscious mind will often try to do everything within it's power to prevent you from doing what you want by telling you all kinds of nonsense.

Creating Positive Self Talk - What you ask yourself WILL directly affect your self-esteem and confidence therefore increasing your anxiety when faced with approaching a woman.

Building Your Confidence - There are many ways to build your confidence, you can work out to look and feel great, try to always look your best, or even drink a little alcohol to get a little "Liquor Courage". What I'm going to talk about is how to build your confidence by way of affirmation.

Preparation Before Approaching Woman - Have you ever approached a girl, got her attention and then had nothing to say? That can be a big braw back because silence and awkward moments will NOT help you get anyone's phone number.

Planning Your Conversation Topics - Planning your conversations, where were we? That's right, getting out the pen and paper and planning what you will say, starting with your greeting.

Dating Conversation Topics Examples - I have quite a large number of questions I have banked up that I use often on people. But I won't list all of them here. Besides some of them may not be suitable for me to mention here and I don't want to offend anyone.

Proper Breathing to Calm Down - If you hyper-ventilate or find it hard to breathe when approaching women, then this part of the book can be of great help to you.

Exercise to Reduce Anxiety and Depression - Exercise gives you more energy, helps you sleep better, makes your heart stronger, helps your circulation, increases your lung capacity expand, makes your muscles stronger.

Removing Negativity Thoughts - What can happen once you actually approach a woman, start talking to her and is that you might go blank for a second and might start getting negative thoughts.

In the beginning of this section, I gave you some simple facts about women. I reassured you that most women are just like men, they are not evil rejection machines that are out to embarrass every guy that approaches them.

Women are not the enemy, in most cases men are their own worst enemy when it comes to approaching women.

It is your negative thoughts, anxiety and fear of rejection that stops you from getting the girl you like. Of course you already know this, so what's my point?

http://www.datingclass.com/shyguy/index.shtml
All this tutorial because man wan toast girl. One only need this if you intend to be a professional player "toaster". I don't bliv in this.

OP, i was sweating when asking my first GF out n that was what we talked about. We were at a party n I told her I couldn't understand why my palms were sweaty just because I want to ask her out. I experienced that only once in my life.

Asking a girl out is the same thing as asking a boy who is a stranger to be your friend. No matter how skilful or rich you are some will say no other will say yes. The trick is to do it for fun till you understand a lady's no does not necessarily mean NO n learn to capitalise on that.

A lady's NO is no death sentence. Any reasonable lady will find a polite way to tell you off if she's not interested.
Romance › Re: Please Help, I'm At A Cross Road by Ballmer: 3:07pm On Nov 30, 2015
Don't be a sissy, ladies are bold when taking heartbreaking decision in relationships. Be bold, do not empathise when your decision is right. If you broke up with her you probably will do more than cry over the phone to win her back. Let her do more to re-earn your love, it will help her think twice b4 trying such ever again. It is not about being mean, it's about not letting yourself to be taken for granted. Acting sizzy to ladies is one reason why you see them with riffraff N you wonder why pretty girl roll with such riffraff. Those riffraff leave no room for BS.
Politics › Re: Only One LGA Now In Boko Haram Territory, Says Borno Speaker - VANGUARD by Ballmer: 1:58pm On Nov 27, 2015
Mee234:
Those morons seem more informed than you. Zero LGA was under BH control as for may 29th, 2015. If you think I'm wrong, don't be a dick and an idiot about. Just state the LG to prove those "morons" who are obviously more intelligent than you
http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/sunday/index.php/news/19241-41-days-to-elections-13-local-govts-under-boko-haram.

It's a waste arguing with your likes. I have no time to waste convincing you either. When you are done deluding yourself get back to reality.
Politics › Re: Buhari At The Opening Of CHOGM In Malta (Photos) by Ballmer: 1:29pm On Nov 27, 2015
anonimi:
Don't you think that if he is not daft, dumb and dull he should fix the economy that is getting tattered under his CONFUSED watch huh
Do you even have any idea what fixing the economy is all about ? Building the economy for real not cooking up statistics like Okonjo n clueless did o.
Politics › Re: Only One LGA Now In Boko Haram Territory, Says Borno Speaker - VANGUARD by Ballmer: 11:26am On Nov 27, 2015
Mee234:
Are u sure u are not the nuisance ? Is a local government area not under BH control or not? were BHmite not on back footing when Jona was handing over to buhari or not? Don't allow partisanship becloud Ur judgement. If Nigeria is good today, you will benefit. if not , u will also partake in the hardship that will follow
Your question would be answered if you can tell how many LGA was still under boko haram when Jonathan left.

If you think it was less than one that automatically translate to none existence of boko haram in Nigeria at the handing over by Jonathan. Now, we all know that's a lie.

I only took time out to respond to your quote because you are obviously more intelligent than the bandwagon of mmorons you supported their view.
Sports › Re: Solomon Dalung Visits National Stadium Lagos (Photos) by Ballmer: 11:01am On Nov 27, 2015
Exponental:
how can you prove your kinsman didn't get the contract from Gej and never did it.
Let us stop this tribal war.... It only depicts self stupidity because many intertribal relationship have survived and still survives.
Igbo hate the truth but the truth hates you more. I have never seen you condemned your tribalistic igbotic Warriors but when you are paid in your coin you start making endless noise like a sissy on NL.

Let's continue with the tribal bashing marriage or not let see the tribe that would pay dearly for it. I will be happy to pay my own fair share if Yoruba as to pay but Igbo should be ready to pay in doubles when it's their turn chikena.
Politics › Re: IPOB And MASSOB Reject South East Governors Resolutions by Ballmer: 7:25am On Nov 27, 2015
xtrorse:
Frustrated loud-mouthed juvenile, I pity you and your cowardly Yorrobbers who stand for nothing, and are perpetually being hunted for sports by your Fulani masters. It's your destiny on earth!

If the mouth can be used as AK-47 guns, Yorrobbers would have been a world-power by now. 

Has Yoruba fought any modern warfare? The war Yorubas fought was with matchete and spears...and you call that war!

Can you even stand the sound of shelling? Did your fathers ever heard the sound of bombardment or shelling?

Only the noise of Ikeja bomb blast of 2001 you lily-livered creatures ran for life only to perish in the canal in your multitude.

Yoruba's contribution in the civil war was as limited as nothing. The foot soldiers were predominately from the Middle-belt and the North. Yoruba's contribution was basically in loud noise-making!

Did you hear a hint from IBB about your cowardly tribe, that if he's woken up from sleep and informed that there's a coup led by Yorubas, he'll simply go back to sleep?

A moment you bigots stutter, "Igbos Must Leave Lagos" when you're high with sniffing excess of your farts. The next moment after relentless ass-licking your slave masters you shout "One Nigeria"

Why do Yorubas stand for nothing?

If push comes to shove Igbos are not afraid to defend themselves once again! If you're in doubt venture into the streets of Lagos and put your online silly boasts and rantings to test...
Like you said when push came to shove a while ago I learnt your Igwe got his ass wiped n you chest beating tribesmen couldn't do shit about it. The day way your lot couldn't do jack shit when your kinsmen were threatened with the lagoon.

Here is a quick recourse to history, remember before the civil war igbos were amply represented in almost equal proportion with the Northerners in the Nigerian army. Now fast forward to thisday when you barely have a handful of igbos in the army. In fact he don tey wet I c Igbo wey be army.

Am not interested in advising you against war but when the "push come" start it is Amadioha that will destroy you should you complain that the same people you are fighting are not giving you food to continue fighting them or they are not allowing UN food to reach you to continue the fight.
Politics › Re: IPOB And MASSOB Reject South East Governors Resolutions by Ballmer: 7:13am On Nov 27, 2015
xtrorse:
You must indeed be a frustrated, demented cretin from a juju-infested enclave whose past-times include lies, falsehood, noise-making, propaganda, abuse and slurs.

What you callously and wickedly termed 'enjoying life' is the unending maiming, killing and bombing going on in other parts of Nigeria. It shows you really did not suck your mother's bosom.

If your types are the elders in your community then that community is eternally doomed.

Consider scratching yourself to your Waterloo if truth is anathema to you.

Silly rants and hyperventilation of a frustrated, miserable bigot!
It seem how large you can run your lousy mouth is what will lead to the freedom of the Kanu guy or the actualisation of Biafra. You must be demented truly like the other commentator insinuated.
Politics › Re: Only One LGA Now In Boko Haram Territory, Says Borno Speaker - VANGUARD by Ballmer: 6:51am On Nov 27, 2015
IAMTHEHERO:
Before GEJ handed over to Buhari,he made sure no LGA was under Boko haram, how come APC government in less down six months, has dashed them(boko haram) 1 now.
You were born a nuisance if you sincerely believe what you write here.
Politics › Re: Latest IMF Figures Show Nigeria As World's 22nd Largest Economy by Ballmer: 11:55pm On Nov 26, 2015
johnydon22:


It is embarrassing... A country of 170million settled for a one time military head of state, old and half educated to lead her in the 21st century. . . Instead of moving with time we went back more than 30 years backwards
When you are lost on a journey it's wiser to retrace your step than getting yourself entangled in a bigger mess. It's understandable you would find that difficult to comprehend but there's is no forward to go with a 22nd not 21st century PhD holder that declared that stealing of government is not corruption on national television.

Or were you expecting Nigerians to watch till he declares that armed robbery is also not corruption ? How do you explain a yearly budget of an average of 4 trillion by Jonathan and APC is already proposing 8 trillion budget.

What as Jonathan being doing with the extra 4 trillion, considering the fact that crude oil was sold over $100 altru his reign while the same crude is being sold at less than $ 50 under Buhari that is proposing a budget twice the size of the biggest Jonathan ever executed ?

Only a deranged human would argue Jonathan superiority over Buhari when you consider all of this.
Politics › Re: My Experience Schooling In Igala Land by Ballmer: 11:32pm On Nov 26, 2015
Ibmojotu:
I have no issues when an Okun Man or Ebiras want to rule over de Igalas in kogi but then pls endeavour to answer this question can an Igala man contest for class Rep at C.O.E okene? the anwer is blatant NO because he or she will be dead on arrival and u want to rule in ksu!?u come online to type rubbish from the comfort of ur home. for the outsiders if u have ever been with or leave with an Ebira Man u will know there are the most heartless set of human being,( U tink Wada is Bad?try an ebira Man) for the Ogun your time to rule kogi is around the corner and am sure u will do better so pls stop associating yourself with cannibals like the ebiras who want to rule over people they lack respect for
Your assumptions are completely false. While in primary school an Egbira or Egun was my class captain. I knew that because he communicate with his junior brother in a language I can not understand. He speaks Yoruba fluently but he speaks a different language with his junior brother after closing.

When I got transferred from Abeograms to Immaculate Comprehensive an Igbo named Paul was my class rep. Whatever choice Kogi indigenes want is left to them but your assumption is false.
Politics › Re: My Experience Schooling In Igala Land by Ballmer: 11:14pm On Nov 26, 2015
new2020:
My Igala brothers shine your eyes...the OP is a yoruba man. They have unleashed their media propaganda on the collective personhood of Igala people. The grand scheme is to paint you people as tribalistic for vowing not to allow Faleke a yoruba man become a governor in a state dominated by Igalas. Here is this idiot calling Igalas tribalistic when yorubas remain the most tribalistic sets of human on this planet. This thread will open the eyes of Igala to understanding the true identity and mind of yoruba people...implacably evil. Same manner they use propaganda and claiming SS to cause discord between SS and SE. Watch out Igalas!
As a Yoruba person I find your comment really amusing.
Politics › Re: Buhari PR Article On Financial Times Paid For By Delta And Cross River State Gov by Ballmer: 10:51pm On Nov 26, 2015
PassingShot:
Lalasticlala, please let the NL wailers realize that they're fighting a lost battle daily on this forum.

The worst of Buhari will still be better than 16 years of PDP rule which left Nigeria battered.
I presume you are holding brief for Okowa because he's Delta Igbo right ? You have forgotten Igbo politicians are AGIP na ? You refuse to castigate the Igbo traitor but quick to castigate a governor from another tribe with your gutter mouth because he's not Igbo. Shameless goat.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Are To Be Blamed For Fuel Scarcity - Kachukwu. by Ballmer: 8:00pm On Nov 26, 2015
henryutd:
Animals.
Kaekwensu.
I hate lies. How can I continue with APC till 2019? God help me and my country.
You do not have to, suicide is a very matured n sensible way out before then.
Politics › Re: Has Tonye Barcanista Been Vindicated? by Ballmer: 3:15pm On Nov 26, 2015
rozayx5:
another lame excuse?

did Buhari and APC not know the state of the economy when they promised us heaven on Earth?

Or they deceived your type just to return power to the North, Enjoy your change i hope u even have light and fuel where u are grin grin grin

cause all the APC fanatics in my area are already finding it hard to defend their party
There might many things APC supporter find difficult defending but stealing is not corruption is alone for me. Every other complain can wait till the 2019.

What I do not understand is why PDP supporters believe they would or could change the minds of Nigeria by continuously making mockery of themselves.

What can't they understand about the renewed vigour the army is battling boko haram.

Imagine the uproar about the TSA could anyone imagine what Jonathan response would have been instead of the clarification we got ?

What about corruption ? Would Allison be explaining with evidence she never stole, just like Dasuki Orubebe n the rest are presently doing ?

Am definitely not satisfied with buhari presently but compared to Jonathan it with be Buhari a billion times over.

How PDP supporters can justify their support for the rott under Jonathan without battling an eyelid is beyond me.
Romance › Re: For Couples And Those About To Marry by Ballmer: 3:49pm On Nov 25, 2015
Krimmy:
OK. Do have a nice day.
Came home late yesterday n could hardly visit NL. I was only able to PM you a while ago, pls respond to that. Will be looking forward to your response.

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