₦airaland Forum

Ojemedad:
My question is about accommodation.
Is the PPA responsible for our accommodation or we are solely responsible?

slimchi115:
recheck d pages,,i dnt tink i cn retype

ademasta:
Thanks for the wonderful work you are doing here... You know how essential original certificates are in this country, and you know the institutions won't given you twice even if you are the president. So d qustns is; MUST I go to camp with my original certificate? Cos if photocopies would do why going with the original?
2ndly, about the rubber tennis, did you mean the same type Mallams do wear when selling tea(mai shayi...lol)?
3rdly, how many times do they give food in camp? And at how many hours interval?
4thly, camp fire is when? And what is it all about?
5thly, can my waist pouch be multicolour?
6thly, are there electric sockets in the hostels?
7thly, are guys allowed in female hostels and vice versa***cos things go happen for camp o***.
8thly, can I go with my chess board?
9thly, do they give pounded yam in camp?
10thly, am I allowed to customize my khaki? ***a kind of adding 2stars, 3eagle etc...cos millitary is in the blood***.
11thly, when shall we be finishing daily activities so that we can go and rest?
12thly, I heard they do give watery beans...how many buckets of GARRI can I take along, as to dey mix am with the beans nah? Mind you, I no go share my garri with anybody for camp. Keribaby u dey hear? I no be your friend rich dat level o?

Answer all, your time starts.........now!
Cc
Darkchocolate(the thread mistress)

Vpleasure:
u couldn't sense sacarsm in her reply

adakoleagbenu:
I think he's asking if there r hidden/secret spots in camp 2 have sex,cuz he wants 2 buy condoms

Darkchocolate:
And are you a good husband material

Darkchocolate:
Keep gossiping!

anonimi:
Really
Abeg show us areas of America's commercial capital New York that look like Ejigbo and what % of NY looks that way compared to the % of Lagos that looks like the pictures below.
Why do we engage in SELF DECEIT so much without understanding how it makes us remain in our perpetual un-evolved primate phase?
Why

4stylz:
Na fact; You can insult him but deep down you know no Nigeria cities can really be considered as a livable place; just because they few mansions doesnt make it a better place

richommie:
wow.


ANKOMAH MARTHA KILLED IT
BLACK IS INDEED BEAUTY



#Yo'LO

chocolateme:
Hope they talk about measures on detaching insurgency, terrorism and religious disparities from Islam.

OnankpaBa:
Guy, don't ask Sir DON which workers. I work with kogi state government. Ministry of Education as am typing, am yet to be paid for 4 months.

OnankpaBa:
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hatux:
Those ajekpako babes above me dey form butty... To tear you slap dey hungry me .

You don't know small doctor Its like you live in the underworld....

Good list Op

Darkchocolate:
I won't say how much I went with....I probably can't remember exactly anyways but I would advice you to budget as per the following...

Average guy (not so rich not so poor) - 500 per day = average of 11k to 15k... If you want to eat one meal a day at mammi (2 meals at the camp kitchen).

Ballin' - 1500 per day - eat all your meals at mammi with cold drink to go with it = 30k should be ok. If you want to be chasing girls and taking them to shawarma joints every night or treating 'your boys' to a chilled beer every other night, Just double or triple your budget.

Manager (managing yourself) lol - 100naira per day...spend the whole day in the kitchen (you might not even get to spend it so save it and buy 200 Naira suya in Saturdays with chilled Coke) = less than 5k should be ok

Remember you will get your first allowance in camp... Along with your bicycle/transport allowance

You also need money to make alterations to your uniform if needed, to charge your phone if light isn't constant in your camp, to buy bucket, etc etc.

So make allowances for unexpected expenses.

Meklex:
she get am I swear, if to say she no be senior citizen I for put eye for her matter

Eyepencil:
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Maybe you want them to kidnap amaechi. He shouldn't even dream about anything niger delta.

BlaqCoffee109:
yup

TheSonOfMark:
[s] That's because, unlike you, he's able to ratiocinate on topical issues and draw his conclusions INTELLIGENTLY and opine them articulately while you regurgitate the stale, doctored hogwash fed to you by bias media outlets on the payroll of your paymasters whose propaganda continually prevail because your gullibility is a constant factor to be counted on.

I see why you APC rug rats are termed as "Zombies". Quite befitting. ♦
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BlaqCoffee109:
...don't be a simpleton...you can join me in Christ tho

OrlandoOwoh:
PDP shall rise again. Lol.

BlaqCoffee109:
I am in the future..I am speaking to you from tomorrow.

modath:
When your wife get belle , tell her to join us on the preggy & mamas threads on health board...