₦airaland Forum

PDPGuy:
Did not expect to see Everton and Aston Villa on this list!

yet man U can't win anything tangible,they spend millions on average players that will perform in their first three matches ,then start to flop like the rest of the team, mediocre team.

BlueMann:
Tuchel sees Gallagher as the most like-for-like replacement for N’Golo Kante
Tuchel also has plans to switch formation to play four at the back, which could see Gallagher played in his preferred No8 position, having mostly lined up as a No6 this season. (via
@NizaarKinsella
)

Interesting.

now you are talking! Gallagher will make a good DM

Goldbw122:
Bro I have the same problem, I have try to reach out to them on Twitter and Facebook, they will always tell me that they are working on it but nothing is done, I don't know what is wrong with them?

hmm for how long your own? if no be this virtual MasterCard them suspend I for no touch them , looking for alternative. nawao

trying to create chipper cash account, verified and everything ,now time to find they're showing me this , beene trying for hours , how long shall I wait? anybody with experience thanks

get it done

her business ,there are men training another man kid ,there are men who invested a lot in their babe but she still dey chop prick outside ,I could go on and on ,my point is men suffer worse but you no dey hear am. , everybody Carry your cross

Princess80:
Not Everyone wants to be bullied with provocative, unfiltered drivels

leave all this grammar ,try nonsense you go collect ,there are only three sure ways to avoid banter for this forum ,

1) comment less

2) develop tough skin and ignore insulting mentions.

3) no chook mouth for wetin no concern you.

do all this above

nairaland is not a place for niceness.

popizaino:
When real madrid didn't need Ronaldo again,did they not sell him? If they dont need Hazard they would have long sold him.

real Madrid didn't just wake up to sell Ronaldo ,they didn't give in to his wage demand hence the selling .

you will see people will laugh over it and forget it ,but if na man now ,heads will roll

ChizzyBuna:
My apartment is a shared room and due to one incident where a girl i brought ended up stealing our things we decided to only take girls to hotel for sex instead of bringing them home.
So how to i convince her to go to hotel with me for sex. How should i say it.
Thank you so much for your help

ok as for the hotel part ,tell her you feel like taking a break and relax ,then tell her you will spending time at the so so so and so hotel ,ask am will she like to join you, if she says yes then start to throw flirty words into the convo now this is part you have to be daring cause subtle might not work and she might think is just to go and flenjo instead of banging ,say something like " hope you will wear something sexy" or "something that will bring out your ass", you get? if she takes offense then time to move on , find another girl,if she doesn't then rush book hotel give her date ,happy knacking.

RealSolution001:
Guys, flee from girls who wants to put unwarranted financial pressure on you.

My very close friend just disclosed to me that he spends only N3000 (three thousand naira) on his girl friend from January till date and they are very happy in the relationship, working towards marriage.

How is she coping?

She's got a job. She's into fashion design, trading etc. These engagements bring her money that she uses to meet her needs, without disturbing the boyfriend.


As for you, tell that girl that is disturbing you for money to go get a job.

That is what she needs.

Use your money wisely!

Nigeria men have no spec that's why them dey chop Dem maga ,I have nothing to do with broke girl unless na Bleep. but relationship no-no

ChizzyBuna:
OG may you live long!!
I dont speak with her often.
This girl is a street girl but she cute
But we do meet sometimes and she smiles a lot when i talk to her.
Should i slap her ass next time i see her?
Should i tell her i have 5k for her lets Bleep?
This girl is not high class girl just average street girl. So i want to know if i should just tell her lets do hookup or take her out then tell her lets fo to hotel and Bleep

being straight forward can be turn off sometimes , please Don't Tell her you want to pay 5k to bleep ,most women don't like when you cheapen them even if they are , don't slap ass,start with hug them press am , like I said invite am come your house use subtle terms tell am say your body dey pain you after hard work say you go reason am something if she massage you ,if she gree then there you have it!

FalseProphet1:
During deliverance by the river where I was bathing one olosho, she told me that her pússy is an altar and that many destinies of men are tied into it. I tried to use the candle I was holding to burn her vagina but she screamed and kick the bucket of holy water I was using to bath her.

Today she's roaming the streets as a mad woman, what I learnt from that experience is that the vagina of an olosho is an altar where young men go in to submit their destinies.

This I have seen.

una too dey lie

ChizzyBuna:
Im a jew man.
A girl is giving me greenlight
PLEASE how do i arrange sex with her

1. Should i approach her and tell her to meet me in a room, then start touching and letting her know i want to Bleep

2. Should i take her out to eat then after eating let her know that we should go to hotel.

3. Should i tell her straight up that i want to Bleep her

4.Should i offer her 5k and tell her lets Bleep.

Please i need OG advice

tbh there's really no straight answer Everything depends on how close you are to girl , make sure you Don press her breast and yansh before ,so that when you make move in your home ,it won't be awkward, .

invite her to your crib

put film

go close touch her thighs dey rub am. ,if she's in the mood. continue from their if she's not. stop ,no invite am again try again.

or


call am say your body dey ache You and you need massage. ,if she gree ok make she massage you , then tell am say make you return the favor ,then start work.



note this will only work if you and the lady you want to bang have intimate moment or flirted before if you have not then ,the situation might be awkward.

pathetic

or he came to have a nice meal ,if you know you Know

ubunja:
they say you never know a woman until in divorce court. I'll never understand why women become vengeful monsters during divorce like did we not spend 10, 20 years caring for each other being each other's best friend? Smh

this is why I stress on asset protection before marriage a topic many men fail to address either they're too stupid and in love to here advice or they lack interest ,when I have the resources I will write a book about it , cause the Money women dey collect after divorce is making me angry even if is not mine ,but here are basic ways man can protect his asset not just against women but his fellow men who are opportunist.


1) never tell anyone how much you make, whether na your relative o, best friend ,wife , it's not their concern as far as you are not a deadbeat dad or relative.


2) before you marry sign pre nup ,this is for men living in the west very important! sign amount you no you can afford to lose.

3)have several offshore accounts and other places you can hide your assets .


3) have an account dedicated to your expenses , that's the only one you should be touching while your assets are safely tucked one side.

women are all about themselves if like go they do love,no say I no warn you,the only time your assets should be brought e is when you are either dead or close to it so that you go share am among your kids and the ones you value in your lives.

PROTECT YOUR ASSETS!

seanwilliam:
Safe to conclude that the world is ruled by the blue-pilled .. Andrew tate social media ban is a testament to that

this is why you must appreciate this thread ,it is hidden away from the blue pill society , thankfully this is the only time I appreciate seun for neglecting his site because if to say seun dey constantly upgrade nairaland and a lot of feminist discover this thread ,them go report am tire until he is forced to remove e

Amoto94:
BREAKING! Ross Barkley has left Chelsea and becomes a free agent by mutual consent.

thank God ,200,000 pounds per week is criminal for that nigga

1.)women of today are too loose and lack modesty.

2.). women plenty

ibime I sight , cucurella gave another assist what do you have to say hmm ,or are you still mad that we bought a better perisic

Android22:
Thunder and lightening don already wound your mama for face. You should tell her to hide it. Wretch.

you wey been dey blow grammar for me on top grealish so violence don reveal your true nature ! ,wetin even start this banter

wetin dey happen for this thread , you people are too violent for my liking

wow if this is true then nice one from ragnick ,only him know what he suffered under that fraud ,plus this transfer fit satisfy everybody

Sniper04:
We go give them odoi to cover their loss

hmm not bad ,oh well if work no wahala Sha zaha na correct player

lateefGRDT:
Zaha to Chelsea is flying....
Wat do you guys think??

crystal palace no go sell for this die minute , sometimes Chelsea they behave like novice Sha ,we suppose to dey work on multiple deals,in case first one. is not having head

Capaldi:
Just ignore. Their is no metric, facts or stats that makes pochettino a better manager than Tuchel.

correct

this is why I hate stupid arguments , now someone is claiming pochettino is better than tuchel .

Trevor012:
If Leicester had a competent striker yesterday and not 50yrs old Vardy, Chelsea for chop am badly. We for nor dey hear all these tactical masterclass and fighting spirit yarns

all this tears are not necessary

I don't see tuchel getting sacked sadly ,this wan wey boehly wan extend in contract

fofana to undergo medicals tommorow