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as in ehn... i weak... u for reply da him apology acceptance with ur dog nodding sticker

diportivo:
be nice

he even accepted the apology

diportivo:
u clearly don't know humour when u see one


I take back my earlier post.....and I apologise to u

no vex sir

I been think say u be demeanor.....I thought wrong

apologies once again sir

hehehehehehehehhehe


madd ooo

radautoworks:
have faith in the obd eleven.

weyre

princetom1:
Blow powder for him

drunkpunk:
Golf Clubs

Ok

Thanks for d clarification...

wetin be this, bros??

drunkpunk:
Protect yourself
4k only..

GRACEGLORY:
Not at the moment, sir

NOTED

homeboy205:
Lol, seriously no wonder

no wonder!!

HEAVEN4444:
not at all. i learn by experience

ok sir

thanks for d explanation... are u a technician (MECHANIC)?

HEAVEN4444:
LOOK at the lights that are on ? the one with the wavy lines ? thats the ABS system. i have had the problem in the past. my car will just be vibrating anyhow. it comes and goes. i didnt fix it but it has gone by itself but it comes like once in a while

you're not as bright as u want to be seen to be

HEAVEN4444:
ahhh i see what your problem is, your abs braking system is bad and this is why it is vibrating. what you can do is to disconnect the system because its not really necessary in nigeria. its useful when driving and trying to brake on snow

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SeaTrade:
Bought on this day,
I just bought the ford truck

congrats

we get odeshi

diportivo:
1. No seatbelts. Your skull and your windshield do not mix.That’s not to say that seatbelts can’t cause injuries of their own, like bruised ribs, but that’s a lot better than becoming a human projectile.

2. Distractions. Cell phones are the single worst thing to happen to driving in the last 50 years. Put them down, there is no text or call worth your life.

3. Drunks. Almost always when a drunk driver is involved, they are unharmed, and they severely injure or kill the person they hit. There is reasoning behind this- they don’t brace for impact.

4. Road conditions and crappy vehicles. If you aren’t used to driving in snow, don’t. If your tires are bald, don’t go 60 in pouring rain. Change your headlights and do regular maintenance on your car. Test and change your wipers regularly.

5. Confidence. This almost always applies to men between the ages of 16–50. No, you are not faster than that train.




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that number 4 and 5 ehn

wawu

impressive

Bibina59:
When will you come and race with my C43 AMG 4Matic or my BMW 535 xdrive? How could you race with a toyota and praised yourself?





quote author=OfficialDJ post=102396984]I was cruising round town slowly with my car, before i knew it, a 2014 toyota highlander came screeching with high speed, almost scraping my fender...

If it was an old man I could have let it slide, but alas; it was a young guy with beards feeling funky...


Thankfully it was a clear and smooth road.

I put my cls in sports 2( it’s an airmatic), gassed down the throttle pedal, and i was on The guy was gasping for air. I flew pass him after he must have exhausted every power the toyota lowlander got.
He played catch up till we reached a traffic point.....
We were head to head together, and the only thing that stopped us was the red light. As soon as it turned green; we both hit the throttle, and as expected, my car was far gone before his could pick up enough power..
Toyota car users are the most uncouth set of airheads on the Highway, and I’m glad I taught that dunce a lesson.

Maybe he'd sell his car and get a 2008 c-300

Just maybe..

I attached a random highlander from Google to depict the car I was racing with...
Truly ; mercedes benz and others....

My cls pic 2

grafixdon:
You're missing the point bro. 2014 cost a lot of millions so, the thread isn't about being poor or rich. The point is, know your level, no dey do pass yourself. Mercedes no be corolla mate.

no dey compare brand with model...

exactly

man way sabi

kuntash:
I would rather would prefer a challenge of

W211 engine in the E-Class which is s sedan and a v6 , with the the 2GR-FE engine in the Camry which is also a V6 and a sedan .
Both has similar HP ....

Let's see how such debate goes , such challenges in my opinion would be fair ...

ClitRaider:
Nice story but you could've drove yourself of get a good friend to do such next time.

Pls is not advisable to change colors from black to white, it may affect a lot of things.

heheheheheheh

wetin u smoke this hot afternoon??

na me get car?? which one be this long suggestion way u dy write gimme so?? shuuu

what is ur area of specialty?? what brands do u work on??

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cheers

OfficialDJ:
cheers mate.

OfficialDJ:
You have no moral justification to tell me shit...

You're turning a blind eye to all the jabs those wannabes threw at me huh?

Hypocrisy...
I am a master of my own game when it comes to bullying, and I can do this all year... I have the time as I don't have my clientele base in Nigeria...
Peace brother.

and you have done a good job of staying tops of the bant game... u have replied d jabs adequately... however, know where to draw d line...

calling in their partners is a step too far, brother!

Arrow144:
Honestly i don't know what this guy have with people's wives.. it's bad

really bad

OfficialDJ:
at the bolded, you must be mistaking me for your account balance...

I dey gym wella, and I'm huge....

I bet if I meet you one or one, I'd slap your bald oblong head, and like I said yesterday, I'd give you a bucket to wash my cars for a pittance..
I don't like SUVS.. Never had one, and probably wouldn't..
And when I say SUV,I wasn't referring to that dilapidated ancient of ages Toyota 4runner jalopy your wife's father gave you as a wedding gift o...

Tell your Wifey I said hi... Tell her I miss her

the bolded is so childish

naso u just dy bants people wives...

have some respect for ur sef, man...

this guy sha

u too like to dy make trouble

Baba40:
You know I can take you up for threat to life? You people will come on Nairaland and be threatening anyone anyhow forgetting that you ain't invisible. I dont have any business with you yet you claimed to come an assassinate me for stating the obvious? Nigeria is hot right now and you know your name alone is an exhibit. Let your mother's prayer answer for you i beg you in the name of whatever you believe

zabimaru:
The guy is spitting hot fire.

Mrcool you are just too much. There's this group here that does rap battles, I think you'll be more useful there than on car talk and autos.

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mrcoolautofix:
Once a bitch is always a bitch yo know, all yo clowns presents at my content are highest grade of bad luck and curse

So kindly walk away with your cracked head & ball, with my wrench I am smash & crash them more, there you go to a quite place and just die, decompose quietly & be useful to the soil atleat, pity, plants will reject your decomposition for manure, if yo can't be useful to yourselves,
I know you are already a plague to the society you came from,

but hay Light your hate, I will be there to watch yo punk ass burn with it, I will put up the show so you watch an choke on it & hope I crash, but y'll get a rope to hang ya miserable lives,

do not listen to the devil's pep talks.... u may never recover for that cesspit

grafixdon:
Wow, I'd love to try this

that is quite disrespectful to the Yoruba folks... be more circumspect next time...

grafixdon:
I've been eating egusi all my life, then I decided to try afang soup, I now realized afang tastes better...

hehehehehehehhehe

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