₦airaland Forum

Piyke:
I can neither confirm nor deny

you belong to everybody and nobody

omo, if u no know these slangs, u go suffer for ladipo

Zaikon:
spot on



so kazeem deh nairaland I no Know.

Piyke:
So many things oyibo cannot relate to in this country o Firing sensor, raising sensor etc. Visit this thread if you haven't already. You will see things
https://www.nairaland.com/2938231/inside-kazeems-dictionary-nicknames-car

heheehheeheheheheheheheheheheheheeh

lovely pup

nice CV

HR don review am

you have bn scheduled for an interview

DM for more details

Sebastine1994:
I like to be dominated in bed and in seduction, and I think most women are like this.

That doesn’t mean I like to have someone controling my life at all.

I personally noticed I’m sexually attracted to people who are manipulative and doesn’t respect me. But after I realize how imature they are it turns me off. I might be attracted to this because my mother is like this and I feel like myself when I’m not respected…

I think the best is guys who tease me and make me feel small

I like mature people who can communicate and have empathy, but who are also dominant and I still doesn’t know if I could find someone who’s dominant and have those kind characteristic. I’m still single.

I am personally not attracted to ‘’powerful men’’ who have tons of money. But a guy in suit is sexy. It might be because I don’t want to be a ‘’stay at home’’ mother. I also don’t mind if the guy is smaller than me. And I like it if he has muscles.

Piyke:
Yea. Thanks. Most of the audience on YouTube are in the US. Doing this here because there are certain elements that are beneficial to Naija car owners, which an oyibo man will not understand . You know our country is legendary. Reminds me of the airbag experience . Will update later.

Elder brother is still there o. 3 people want to buy, but for now, it's a project vehicle. There are a few repairs I want to do and feature on YouTube.

i saw what you did up there ooo

kingreign:
This was how some of us started o. Then we proceeded to the denial stage (which is where you are currently, by the way).

no be lie

Engr Gazzuzz, thanks for the episcopal blessings upon this one too

Kindly drag Piyke into the Fold also

God bless you as you comply

accept am biko make u dey save us from boda Kazeem and his ilk

Piyke:
Have not fully accepted o . This is a hobby, really.

hehehehehheehhehehehe


egunmogaji2

u be typical ibadan man, savage responses full this thread but na this one crack me up pass

It’s like you’re not yet in the demographic that I cater to.

Hopefully things continue to improve in life for you.

Thanks

update don finish?

id4sho:
saw this 1998 Toyota sienna in jos, Plateau State.
Farin gada spare parts market, panel beaters section.

Work in progress, will be updating the house.

op, ignore d trolls

them be typical africans... them no dey ever support their own but to dey find ways to take destroy

them go drool over wetin oyinbo do but them go drag their fellow black if e do same thing

tetralogyfallot:
exactly bro

americandad

u for no talk

now u don cast...mod abeg, ban this moniker for life... no be until he dupe person for nairaland before we go know if na scammer true true




but Terrence98, i fear u ooo... u be FBI abi na Cosplay be this?? coz d way u take shut this guy up fear me mehn... see as u dig up the guy past con reconcile am with him present and future

tuale

na ur type we need for NPF and not d super cop one super power is looking for

Terrence98:
Obinna, you are a thief who was sacked by keystone Bank for fraud, that is how you jump about looking for what to steal. MD Keystone, HR, Compliance are all aware of your criminal acts.

You are a disgrace to the entire Onuselogu family, dumb scammer. First member of the Onuselogu family to get wife media coverage, it is for stealing. May Alusi punish you.

https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2020/04/23/keystone-bank-disowns-ex-staff-fake-investment-company/

https://thenationonlineng.net/keystone-bank-disowns-ex-staff-fake-investment-company/amp/

kukuma buy am d stainless chromes or give am money to take buy am

shove ur opinion up ur ar**

Cokahot:
Wtf. It's even more wack. Bro if it ain't original stainless chromes,then it Int worth it.

Engr Piyke in da building


welcome sir

you have finally accepted d mechanic call

glad to see this

congrats, piyke... seems you have received ur calling finally


Apostle Gazzuzz, do the christening pls

hehehehehe

FBI don do d usual


weyre dey scream brand new up and down like who masquerade dey pursue for midnight

dadabashua1:
As seen 10 hours ago by one of the tested and trusted dealers in Kaduna...

okay

theboted:
What’s your number

Or message me on WhatsApp O9031464211

wetin b d price for all of them

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LMAO

i hear you loud and clear

diportivo:
why u dey vex na??

eleyi o lenu mbe...ko need rara

keep that vex for the next person wey total ur motor

nakoks

blackgig:
Guys, please I need break pads for my c240 w203, who can you direct me to?

GAzzuzz

nurey

diportivo


make una assist

romityl:
Good Morning guys ,I have an issue that is eating me up .I use a Hyundai Elantra 2007 model manual transmission 4plug.i recently changed upper clutch and as soon as I drove out of the workshop to test the car,I discovered my car refused to move after driving about less than one kilometre .it was dragging as if the car has no strength again .only for me to park and open my bonnet just to discover fire burning on one of my coil .the model has two coil by the side of the engine .I quickly called the mechanic he said it an electrical issue and that two wire might have bridge themselves .
The electrician I took did some checking and we got the coil replaced again ,as soon as we put the car on it blew the coil immediately again ....am really confused as to what to do pls ... cannot continue like this pls .what could be the issue .

SeaTrade:
Better keep this same energy when it's time to cough up 400k for repairs.
I will be here to remind you to assist him,

repairs like what n what will cost 400k??

congrats.... make we see pics

mrcoolautofix:
After the success of Audi A4 2.0L b7 ALT engine rebuild,

Tested for a month now no oil short, not white smoke, even as you know it's aluminum block

The Fsi 2.0T with turbo is cast so it sho be like eating pepper soup..

Couple with my new hubby of painting a car..

Welcome to my world were everything is possible.

yea.... i noticed

valarinz:
We already have a group that does all those and even more, just stopped accepting Nlers, the toxicity is too much

because u drive a truck, u feel everyone has to tow ur path??


strange!

SeaTrade:
Of course na,because you sef dey untop same table

bros, change ur dealer... this stuff strong pass u

israelmao:
Whooping £420m per annum on Messi!No matter what,he will have at least £390 after tax deductions and others apart from endorsement from companies where he's likely to make extra money.

chucky234:
Overrated and bland Toyota, pun intended.

Luckia2321:
A suggestion to all Volvo lovers, let's create a platform on any accessible social media medium to share better experience on the use of our cars and to see how we can promote availability of certain auto parts to enhance our drive experience with our Volvo's. Lastly, to have an annual volvo auto show in Nigeria...

VALARINZ

if i be mod, i go ban u.... ur periodic posts dey annoying n childish.... call names or GTFO

AutoElectNG:
To the man of many faces

i dey tell u.... bn roaming for a while, looking for where to perch and watch some drama

9icetoo:
Haaa. Finally, some vawulence. Haba. This cartalk has been too civilized for my liking. Kilode? This is how we roll.

ssssshhhh

no loud am

HeavenlyBang:
Lol, that Porsche GT2 RS that got #1 isn't stock and isn't even sold to customers.

The GT Black is still the official #1 car.

Your GTR favorite isn't even relevant again when it comes to track performance. This isn't 2015.

this is not a d.ick measuring contest...

Grow up pls...

2shaw:
You ain't worth a dime