₦airaland Forum

Jannus:
So what? Can you even afford 100 thousand naira for 1 tyre?

Can you afford a good phone? Screenshot your nairaland profile and post. Damn sure you’re using a cheap android phone. Poor slowpoke. I’m very sure you’re nothing. Post proof you’re not a middleman...write your name on a paper and take a pic of the paper on the steering wheel of the car. If you can’t do this then you’re a miserably poor lowlife middle man.

kodded:
90% of Nigerian students are at home because of the strike while their colleagues in private schools are receiving lectures







don't you have shame

Wa gbayii

ChiefAzubuike:
I want to believe these SARS are doing a very wonderful job.. If you don't want anyone to harass you please dress responsibly, barb your hair skin like a responsible Nigerian, do away from tatoos and blings , don't wear earrings when you're not a woman .. Talk like an educated someone and trust me nobody will harass you. Infact they'll respect you.. As an elder and respected chief, I'm talking from experience.

The guys the unfortunate sars officers arrested in this pic are on lowcut. What do you have to say about this?

Hello. location pls?

Cosplay:
Pay attention to messages you respond to. Try to sieve the chaff from the useful content, and jump across the rest. Let the dung remain in the gutters.

Clearly understood sir. I have actually even started on that path. Thanks!

millomaniac:
Don't mind the disturbed dude. Ranting by 3:Am in the morning. I don't know whether he is your business adviser or perhaps he has a stake in your business because I don't understand what he is so upset about. As if potential buyers will see price and pay without contacting you. Any serious car shopper that likes your car will contact you regardless whether you put price or not. Fixing what price for your vehicle or deciding to make your price public remains your exclusive right. Even in world class car sales sites certain vehicle prices are hidden unless you are a member or something.

Ranting? slowpoke. I dont need to have a stake in his business to give him business advice. It's entirely up to him to take it as an insult or make amends and improve on his way of doing business. As for you..you shd probably improve on the used 5kva stabilizer you sell too..maybe I wld give you advice by then. You can start improving by selling cars on the "world class car sales sites" you talked about.

The only sensible approach is to see the advert of a product..evaluate d asking price and decide if you can consider it..call the seller and go through with negotiations then conclude and buy. If you have to contact one silly seller who definitely wants to waste your time and resources on something he could have stated in his advert, then...it is stupid and not worth it, especially for products you can get elsewhere very easily. Move along to people who would appreciate your business and treat you well. People should learn how to stop giving their money to rude businesses.

Damilare7127:
@costplay, those that have reached out to me have been given further information required. Not sure if you are a buyer or an auditor.

Nevertheless, the way and manner at which I have posted this thread is my business so please don't be a helmet.

Again, for those that require further information, kindly whats app

08077486702
07069609055

I can now boldly conclude that most Nigerian car dealers have a huge problem. Many of you talk to potential customers and even existing customers as if you don't need them. I don't know what to call it..ego..pride..stupidity..arrogance..outright foolishness..buffoonery..or even a loud confusing combination of all these. So because people want to buy car they have to first call you to know your asking price?. Your justification for that is 'unserious buyers' definitely. What you don't know is that any serious buyer who knows what he's looking for would immediately ditch your advert the moment he sees 'call to know price'...except of course the occasional buffoons who don't place a value on their time and money. Mr man...many businesses gross far more than you may ever do and they would never talk to anybody on a public forum in a seemingly condescending manner. I don't know how much Nigerian car dealers make that is any big deal enough to make most of y'all have egos the size of the entire Lagos. Many people definitely earn far more sitting at a desk and staring at a computer all day. Learn to talk respectfully anytime you're responding to someone as a brand...even if the person is rude. I strongly suspect you would not change tho...It'd be a miracle if you disappoint me. P.S- Anybody who calls a seller advertising a product to know the price is senseless and has no nothing to do with his time.

travelland:
Is Hijab the koran , don't people put on religious clothes to act? Why haven't they told Nollywood to withdraw movies where Imams commit adultery and drink alchohol? Senseless reasoning

God would bless you for this comment.

Hello. how much is this per sqm?

Elmojiid:
is he the owner of the belle..just asking ni o

walahi me sef dey suspect. The way Linda is smiling...e don pass normal

malificent:


The 50k this one is picking from Yahoo Yahoo has eaten deep into his Brain.

Some people are best ignored. By mere looking at this boy he looks like someone that doesn't have sense and I'm concluding from his comment. He's a foolish fellow. Sometimes you give people what they deserve simply by ignoring them.

The guy won d fight tho. Lol. Money dey increase guy pride. He can be more than 25 but his money increased his age to be able to talk to a 40yo anyhow.

mansamusa2020:
The real scammers are the politicians.... make i go check my log

Lol. If you know you know.

I salute your honesty sir. More blessings and sales.

SacredMustang:
don't you know nairalanders are rich ni? Lol

Lol. I just confirmed that fact oh.

MotorConnectz:
smh thats our IG handle too sir. My price is asking not final price

So you're asking for 6m on IG and you're asking for 7.7m here on nairaland...I salute your 'excellent price fixing' skill sir. 'Naira' kuku plenty for nairaland.

tbssodas:
You just proved yourself to be a baby with this your destitute picture. I don’t drag online with people that can not look into my eye one on one when they see me. Don’t worry your identity is not hidden, solicitor know the right thing to do!

Go and sit down jare ode. Some of you dealers/middlemen have no iota of shame in you. You're advertising cars and putting up false information to deliberately mislead and defraud buyers. Someone(Cosplay) has exposed your lies and all the wrong information you provided...instead of you to apologize and take responsibility for whatever part you played in this show of shame...you're busy displaying your stupidity induced arrogance and foolishness. This is a public forum...full disclosure is necessary if you want to advertise on here and anybody has the right to call you out if you're providing false information in order to deceive and defraud vulnerable people. The funniest thing is that you're saying someone who is doing a very good job exposing the lies and scams of your ilk is 'tarnishing' your image...which 'image'...fact check sir...you're no more than a cup of agbo jedi. Idiot dealers everywhere.

Ahmed0336:
Ban ke? Some of us still dey enjoy our own even after twelve years. Just because of cases of these nature, i don't think it will be wise to generalize

This woman left me dumbfounded, flabbergasted and perplexed

Do you really trust your wife that much? or it's a case of 'what you don't know can't kill you?'. No woman is to be trusted..hope for the best and leave room for the worst. Pick her phone and inspect it at random times if you don't do that already. 12yrs is no joke but then it's possible some bastard man somewhere has been laughing at you the whole time. If everything comes out clean and clear then you're blessed but DON'T EVER TRUST WOMEN. Na this same naija we see situation of husband caring for a wife after she aborted for another man..wife told husband it was menstrual cramps. When everything burst open at d end of d day my guy sleep station for a few days cos of his reaction ��.

Princedapace:
A typical statement of a Nigerian.. And who told u I dont drive pass these guys? The last time they stopped me, it was due to my dressing. They felt I was a yahoo boy. They stopped and asked some questions.. I never care to worry my self with all the stories about these Guys. Why? Becus there are bad guys everywhere.. In military, Navy, etc. And there are good guys. I comported my self. I had no skeleton to hide so whatever they like, they are free to check.

Internet fraud is high in nigeria and it is normal for security men to go even beyond normal to check.

Could u believe that in Abaraka, over 70% of boys there who have money are fraudstars? Worse part of it is that they now kill humans to practice their fraud. Internet fraud is almost a way of life for many youths..

It is not bad if officers questions your source of income. The last time they stopped me, that was their major concern and I had to prove to them that what I told them I do is what I actually do. U don't blame them, fraud and crime rates are high here.

As for if they help reduce crime.. I just wish this can be done.. I wish they can just allow police go on strike for just two days. Maybe u would understand better. The last time police went on strike here.. Just few hours of strike, it wasn't funny. Ask those who can remember

Your statement is actually the typical statement of a Nigerian. Oppressed in ways he doesn't know and insists on not recognizing. Yes it is not bad if the relevant authorities question your source of income...the relevant and authorized authorities. What is bad and disgusting is if they question your source of income only because they're trying to determine if you're eligible to pay bribe and that's what they do 100% of the time...the only few times they caught people involved in crimes this way were very likely because the persons apprehended didnt settle them or were caught by the very very few remaining good eggs in force..and incidentally too definitely. BTW I was wondering what the hell is "I dressed like a yahoo boy". Funny Nigerians. Do y'all think only yahoo boys dress in the way I imagine. The ones who wear native and cover their tracks with all sorts of legitimate business fronts are the real yahoo boys and they simply can't ever be caught, why? they're far more intelligent in ways the police or efcc or whatever would never figure out. Dressing casually in the way modern western youths and young adults dress should not be deemed irresponsible in any way except you're an oppressed Nigerian incapable of progressive thought and auto tuned to being dehumanized by the Nigerian default setting for as long as he's alive. So if yahoo boys start wearing suits tomorrow, young pastors and bankers who wear suits should be profiled and subject to embarrassing searches daily?. All sane youths in Nigeria today dress or try to dress in 'cool ways' except ofcourse the holier than thou ones. So the way anybody dressess is absolutely no basis on which they should be subject to dehumanization unless they're in Nigeria where everyone who think they're someone strut around like buffoons dictating ideals from their warped view of what should be morality. Police strike...let's not deceive ourselves. They're ineffective 90% of the time. I don't know anybody who has ever called them during a robbery and they responded in time. Heck how does one even call them? they have like a 100 different emergency numbers. Police force that cant start and manage a simple system of having a short and memorizable toll free number like 911 to call for emergencies in this country. They stop innocent and guilty people just to collect bribes..which mumu crime dem dey fight. The worst police in the world has an acute image problem and it'd take more than a few celebrity PR personnel to change that. The sooner they realize this and start working on it the better for them. Till then #EndSars. And just as a simple observation, the political leaders and thieves have allowed internet fraud to prevail because they've stolen all the money that should have been used to give the youths a sound education and make their lives better. Internet fraud is wrong nonetheless.

Princedapace:
Thank you o. Same here.. I abide rules and regulations.. I av never been maltreated by any security unit in this country.. I have no bad business to hide.. I talk to them politely and soundly.

Someone even asked why they should SARS should stop and search a car driven by happy young men and women.. I was really shocked to read that.

Abeg they dey write armed robber for person face? SARS must stop and search any car if need be. In many instances across the country, stop and search has helped to catch ritualists who looked happy and innocent too..

Nigeria is a dangeeious society, many look innocent but are ritualists, criminals, fraudstars etc. SARS must stay.

Unfortunately what you don't understand is that these stops are not carried out for the purpose of apprehending criminals, they stop people with only one agenda at the back of their minds...bribe money!. We all know how it works, don't deceive yourself. There is also no real evidence that these bandits have in anyway helped to reduce crime..all they do is wild guess criminals and destroy the already rotten image of the NPF by engaging in torture and all sorts of disgraceful practices including jungle justice. If you want to confirm this, borrow a tokunbo car from a dealer, wear gucci, hold an iPhone and drive by a SARS checkpoint(which is banned and illegal BTW). Once you drive by, I'm 100% sure they'd stop you and search you and the car thoroughly without a warrant. When they finally see there's nothing incriminating on you or even if they find something really stupid like "why do you have instagram on your phone", the next thing they'd do is get desperate and look for any stupid way to asl you for money...ways like "Come wash the car for us na". "I would shoot you and nothing would happen"etc. Criminal outfit with notorious criminals as members.

The land of the free and the brave(awon okunrin meta). Lol. Citizenship is worth celebrating really, unlike this hell hole (Nigeria) we love despite all of her flaws.

EgunMogaji:
Will do so.

I'll hit my favorite electrical stockists in person next month in Ibadan.

View this facebook post sir. It's about a Blue Camel estate in Abuja that's completely disconnected from the national grid. A combination of solar and wind energy powers the estate. Interesting stuff. https://mobile.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10212653204186722&id=1283981265&refid=28&_ft_=qid.6410343887416915510%3Amf_story_key.6989696939745611567%3Atop_level_post_id.10212653204186722&__tn__=%2As

mick12017:
I put up more pictures sir.

My favourite colour for a GSD. Breeders and their description of this colour as a 'fault' be damned. I love this colour. Mine(Helena) is a female too and has d same colour.

bobbysaxy:
Goin goinl

Please get the collar slackened. Looks kinda tight and uncomfortable for the nice dog.

steppins:
How difficult is it to Mind your own business?

You weren't minding your own business too in the first instance by insulting someone who was scammed because he probably wasn't very knowledgeable about dog breeds. It'd surprise you how many very educated people can't tell the difference between a GSD and a Rott and yet still somehow love dogs unlike you who called his beautiful dogs "cheap mutts". The unfortunate stories of breeders scamming people on this same forum probably discouraged him from patronizing them, like the case of the idiot who sold a Caucasian as an indoors dog to someone. The seller of the puppies was dishonest and the buyer who didn't expect the seller to be dishonest and probably also didn't know what to do in verifying pedigree status bought the dogs because he's always wanted a dog. Now he's trying to verify what he bought and you rudely insult him cos of this. It'd do you a lot of good to apologize.