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[quote author=SensualMan post=112701131]Dagrin was a local indegenous rap artiste whose song never looked promising internationally but gained waves in lagos only.

Take heart pops. I still did not understand the trash they were saying. Yoruba language makes me sick down to my stomach. [/quote

Ur brain is paining u right??

Tranquillity360:
https://saharareporters.com/2022/05/07/terrorists-invade-zamfara-communities-kill-over-50-residents-mass-attacks

U guys should no go and get gun and always prepare to defend ursef anytime those criminals come or else they will kill u finish

B3sty:
A very tricky one for Chelsea, I don't expect them to Lose... Chelsea Can't Lose Back to Back... Coming from a Manchester United fan.
Chelsea all the Way!

The first man u fans that I know wey get sense

Bad guyyy

[quote author=press9jatv post=112545256]PRESS RELEASE
05/05/2022
OSUN ELECTIONS: Oyetola, INEC SECRETLY COMPILING LIST OF PRESIDING OFFICERS
We are constrained to alert the public, the diplomatic community and all lovers of democracy worldwide that Governor Gboyega Oyetola of Osun state in collaboration with the electoral commission has commenced an elaborate plot to rig the July 10 governorship elections. In the last few days, top aides of the Governor have been holding nocturnal meetings with operational staff of Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) in Osun state.
We are in possession of detailed scheming to hijack the electoral commission by populating the electoral officials with direct nominees of the Governor. Just two days ago, a top aide of the governor held several hours of meetings with operation officials of the electoral body at Osogbo. The focus was the doctoring of the list of presiding officers to conduct the July elections.
The public would recall that INEC had originally placed advertisement calling on interested individuals to apply for electoral positions including that of presiding officers. Rather than allow INEC to process the responses to the advertisement, we want to inform the public that Governor Oyetola through his aides has hijacked the compilation of list of presiding officers for the 30 local government and the Area office. A particular meeting was held where the Governor's men specifically fixed names of presiding officers for each of the local government.
We are shocked with the barefaced reprehensible partisanship of some top officials of INEC in Osun. They act more like APC members than an unbiased electoral umpire they are statutorily mandated to be. There can be no justification for an electoral agency to be jointly determining the list of election officials. This conduct undermines the integrity of the electoral process, cast doubt on the readiness of INEC to conduct a credible election and confirm that the electoral body is still hell bent to aid the repeat of rigging widely perpetrated during 2018 governorship elections.
The regular, evil manipulatory meetings between the Governor's team and the electoral body portend grave danger to free and fair election and a threat to the peace and security of Osun state. We want to put all relevant agencies and bodies both locally and internationally on notice that our people will resist any attempt to rig the July 16 elections. We warn election riggers to beware because a repeat of 2018 won't happen in 2022. We will settle for nothing except a free and fair poll.
We are consequently raising a strong petition to the national headquarters of INEC, detailing the untoward activities of its state office. We call on the national chairman of INEC to call his men in Osun to order. The palpable tension in Osun state should not be aggravated further by evil activities of those afraid of the will of the people.
Signed
Hon Sunday Bisi,
Director General,
Senator Ademola Adeleke Campaign Organisation (SAACO)[/quote

Politics shaaa they sha don't want to leave office, they rather prefer to rig their way in.

HazzanTazzan:
Shey the operator is sha safe and has no case to answer ...

The Tokunbo machine below is available

how much

Islie:
https://dailypost.ng/2022/05/04/nigerias-problems-caused-by-the-elite-country-is-broke-amaechi/

May thunder fire u

LeeMason:
CRUDE OIL THEFT: Nigerian Navy arrests man who attempted to bribe senior officer on site NNS Pathfinder in Port Harcourt with N700,000 to secure release of seized boat allegedly involved in illegal oil bunkering.

Yeye people abi the money he offer them is not much

God1000:
Here are some African referees selected by the world football governing body FIFA for 2022 world cup, sadly no Nigerian referee is among.

Nigeria failed to qualify for this year's tournament as well.

Is it not that black senegal refree that blow nonsense during nigeria match and tunisia in last nations cup ??

Notyourtype:
I'm a teacher.. That's how we add sense to their brain. If you don't punish them, they won't grow a single sense.

Taaaa abi u guys are just oppressing the little ones
If I catch mr izebe or mr mafe those two useless teacher really oppress us during my days at saint joseph boys secondary school surulere

Znation:
Hello nairalanders.

Assuming you went to visit a friend, but on getting there, you find out he is having a family meeting, that is; you met his door like this'

What will you do, will you proceed to knock on his door, or you will just turn back and go?

If na me, i go just kukuma bang on the door.

Japa ofcourse

Bebson007:
Buttom line is she doesn't love you enough. I.e your presence doesn't turn her on. Setting eyes on you alone should make her wet. I had a similar case, the lady couldn't let me enjoy one good round of sex. She said she hatered sex. Now she has 3 children lol.
They are advising you now, you claim the relationship is 8yrs so what?
Tomorrow you'll start having an affair with either your maid, neighbors or colleagues. Soon you will be in a crazy scandal.

Leave him make he dey do strong head
Mr 8 yrs lover

OluwoR:
I tried explaining to a Doctor friend, he referred me to a Gynecologist, paid 50K for appointment, my babe didn't go

Bobo run for ur future she is not serious

OluwoR:
Good evening my brothers and sisters,

I sincerely needs urgent help/assistance for my Fiancee.

Met her in 2012, started dating in 2014, had our first sex in 2019, but since that 2019, anytime I make moves to have sex with Her, it's always through fight, to cut the story short, she find sex extremely painful that even anything that pass cuddling, she'll start crying, this might sound funny, but seriously it is not.
I talked to Her about it, booked an appointment with a gynecologist, my babe didn't show up, I tried to get her sexual supplements, she said they have side effects, and she disposed them.

Now, the problem is, we're planning our introduction, and we're yet to get any solution to the problem at hand,
please, who have any idea of what we can do about it.

Bobo ur girlfriend no like u jor u better free and get someone that is serious.

Chatflick:
Full video of how Actress Juliet Ibrahim was constantly raped by her ex-boyfriend


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXaJj9UFIrI

Stop misleading other guys u can do well by saying an interview where she narate her ordeal with her ex not the other way round
U bloggers sha.

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Rubbish bloggers

Who among these candidate do u think should emerge as president in 2023 and why??
1.Tinubu
2.osinbajo
3.wike
4.peter obi

Seun:
Fellow Nairalanders,

Nairaland loves Igbos and Niger Deltans very much. The thought of being separated from them for any reason is unbearable to us, so we have decided that we will reject any attempt by anyone to use Nairaland to promote the idea of removing Igbos and Niger Deltans from Nigeria.

We have updated rule 9 of Nairaland to reflect this decision. It now says:


I'd like to urge all Nairaland members to respect and obey rule 9. Mynd44 is in charge of enforcing it. If you break this rule, you'll be banned.

Thanks,
Seun (Founder Of Nairaland).

Oga seun wetin dey sup na
E be like say u have seen something

adenigga:
The National Association of Nigerian Students on Sunday declared that no political party will hold a convention to select any presidential candidate in Abuja.

NANS President, Sunday Asefon, made this known in a statement made available to our correspondent.

Sunday PUNCH had reported that the Peoples Democratic Party picked the Federal Capital Territory for its May Convention to select its presidential candidate amid 15 aspirants from all over the country. The ruling All Progressives Congress is also reported to have considered Abuja for its presidential primary later this month.

However, NANS, in its statement, told the political parties to either end the strike embarked upon by the Academic Staff Union of Universities since February 14, 2022, or forget about holding any presidential primary in the nation’s capital.

The apex students’ union body also expressed anger that those saddled to ensure the smooth running of the education sector including Minister of State for Education, Emeka Nwajiuba; and Minister of Labour and Employment, Chris Ngige; have picked up the outrageous N100m presidential forms of the ruling APC.

In the statement titled, ‘End ASUU Strike Or Forget Political Activities In Abuja’, the NANS president said, “We have also in the past weeks seen those saddled with great responsibility in the education sector and those saddled with responsibilities of resolving labour crises declaring interest to contest for the seat of the President come 2023.

“We are surprised by their effrontery and total disrespect to the Nigerian people for having the courage to even mute the idea of contesting talkless of picking up the 100million naira presidential form while students languish at home because of their collective failures.

“Politicians have shown no concern to the plight of the students but are only busy in their selfish and inordinate ambitions to become the next President.

“Let me say without mincing words, the two major political parties should forget any political gathering in Abuja who elsewhere except there is a solution to the lingering ASUU strike.

“We will frustrate all the activities leading to the selection of party candidates if we remain on strike. We also want to advise the government and the politicians who are busy campaigning to be President to either resolve the ASUU crises or give direct orders to the security operative to shoot us at the site during party conventions to select a presidential candidate. If we remain on strike, they should just forget it.”

ASUU, on March 14, at the expiration of its four-week warning strike which it declared on Monday, February 14, had extended the industrial action by two months.

The union led by Professor Emmanuel Osodeke said it made the decision to extend the strike so as to give the Federal Government and its agencies enough time to meet the lingering demands of the union.

The union had embarked on a nine-month strike in 2020 before it was called off in December of that year.

Source: https://punchng.com/ASUU-strike-Presidential-primaries-cant-hold-in-Abuja-NANS-declares

Nans with their empty threat
No be today jare, they can't do anything.

Joanney:
Who cares?

Olote

Frales6:
shey you wan dash us money abi you just wan look yansh. cos I no wan just post my picture like that if you no dey do giveaway ooo

If u fine I will send u money

Lurdmax10:
I'm more interested in how EFCC disposes off most of the seized vehicles from convicted internet scammers as I haven't come across an advertorial in any of the print media to that effect ...

Keep stressing ursef they will all share it eventually.

Arm robber dey torment thief

Ussycool:
APC is a scam...
So this is a reciept for a thing that cost up to hundred million? No wonder, their canopy fall the other day and some dollars disapear.
APC is a joke

How do you want it to look like bra ??

Sha let's pray that there should be a country called nigeria in 2023

I even thought it's a normal big stadium, how is dis so special when other schools especially oau get something like dis... some people fit post shit.

My dear nairalander, let me give u a brotherly advice though it might sound weird but it's the truth. Pls run for your life he doesn't love you, if you like buy aso rock for him he will still dump you. Just let him go. Though it hurt but trust me u'll get over it. Sha let him go, Ire o

...and some idiot will come and tell me dat buhari is still alive. The man is as dead as 1000 years corpse.

Omo this country just tire person with sad and bad news everytime

Make I just dey observe till I get lucky to travel out too