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FamilyRe: I Need Friends To Hang Out With In Lagos by Bamijoko1(m): 8:14pm On Dec 28, 2024
prettysassygirl:
Work has kept me extremely busy and I need to hang out more often. Kindly DM me if interested.
07084984578
U can call
PoliticsRe: Protester Shares Photos Before His Arrest And After His Release From DSS Custody by Bamijoko1(m): 12:34am On Oct 19, 2024
Newlymarried:
Just 11 weeks and he looks like this,what if he had stayed 1 month,that's obituary!

The oppressors humbled him.
Madam haba nau Shey Unno fit calculate 11weeks again ni
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Not So Sad About ₦1000 Petrol Due To Improved Power Supply - Adelabu by Bamijoko1(m): 2:08pm On Oct 17, 2024
Kewtt:
https://m.lindaikejisblog.com/2024/10/nigerians-arent-making-so-much-noise-about-n1000litre-petrol-due-to-improved-power-supply-power-minister-adelabu.html
Sometimes I dey always shame say this man finished from my school, e no Just get sense and e wan become governor for oyo state
FashionRe: Contestants Of 2024 Miss Nollywood Beauty Pageant Storm Camp by Bamijoko1(m): 8:57pm On Sep 25, 2024
Coldhands:
please guys please don't just scroll pass. please I beg you in the name of almighty GOD pls someone should please help me, my little sister and I we are starving. Please help us the last time we ate a good food was from our neighbor on Thursday last week. Since then we have surviving on drinking garri since on Wednesday and the garri we use to have hope has finished. the little money I have I used it to pay for house rent so that we can at least have roof over our head. am pleading for help please, not for my sake but for kid sis please am a primary school teacher and a house painter, our mom is late and my dad has retired. No matter how little it will go a long way to help us. May GOD in heaven come to your aid as you have come to ours. Amen
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Opay M.A
Unno dey tirehuh
RomanceRe: 16 Year Old Girl Refuse To Get Pregnant by Bamijoko1(m): 9:26am On Sep 14, 2024
SultanOfAbia:
She is in jss2. Her mother is a family friend of ours. She comes around to help with chires in the house.

I really kicked off with her around may this year but due to work and constant movement I had no time for her.

I finally got to bleep her, and it was horrible
Her pussy was too tight for me and her reaction to my penetration was a huge turn off. Despite the awful first attempt she still insisted that she wants to do it again.

Spent 1k on KY lube and decided to give it one last chance. This time around with lube everything went well. Infact I ended up cumming inside her at the first round.

That was the first and only time I had sex with her and I was truly scared if she gets pregnant
Well, it's been 5 months since I cum in her and she has no sign of pregnancy whatsoever.

Got me thinking out loud if I'm impotent or is she on birth control??
How possible can a 16 year old be on birth control at that age??
Is it advisible for me to do a sperm count test.
I'm worried if i can't get a 16 year old pregnant then it might mean I'm imporent?
Werey ni e man yi
FamilyRe: My Worst Enemy In School Turned My Husband- Lady by Bamijoko1(m): 9:03am On Sep 14, 2024
Scholar123:
please guys please don't just scroll pass. please I beg you in the name of almighty GOD pls someone should please help me, my little sister and I we are starving. Please help us the last time we ate a good food was from our neighbor on Tuesday early this week. Since then we have surviving on drinking garri since on Wednesday and the garri we use to have hope has finished. the little money I have I used it to pay for house rent so that we can at least have roof over our head. am pleading for help please, not for my sake but for kid sis please am a primary school teacher, our mom is late

L and my dad has retired. No matter how little it will go a long way to help us. May GOD in heaven come to your aid as you have come to ours. Amen
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Opay M.A
Unno Dey tire ?? Abeg rest
Jobs/VacanciesRe: A Female Social Media Manager Needed by Bamijoko1(m): 9:22pm On Sep 13, 2024
webme:
We are looking for a competent Social media manager who is very fast in thinking, who can carry out task without supervision.

What you will be doing:
- Respond to Request on WhatsApp Group where people post Request and offer them the solution from hundreds of solutions on our database

- Post at least Twice a day on Our social Media. (Facebook, Instagram and TikTok. YOUTUBE not Everytime)



- Reply comments and messages on our social media

- Design Flyer to post on some special days like Christmas, workers days, mother's day etc. And some promo offer day.

- Respond to customer request within 30 seconds.

- Sometimes take clients on inspection (Company will provide transportation for this)

Note: This role is 90% virtual for now but full-time job because you need to be available on Whatsapp 24/7 to attends to request. We have built a WhatsApp community where people make request every minutes. And you will have to work on Sunday as well but on Whatsapp.

Your monthly income is measured base on your performance but there is basic salary.

Qualifications
Minimum of first Degree or HND on any field.
Good communication skills
Great customer relationships
Basic or advanced graphics designing skill (If you can use canva very well that's okay)

Our formal worker travel out and she makes extra 200k monthly in her worst month apartment from her basic salary

Your basic Salary is ₦50,000
This basic salary is just to motivate you. If you bring in the target results you will get some percentage from the income generated monthly. The previous lady sometimes do make 500k

Please we prefer a candidate who lives in Ajah, Lekki, Yaba, Surulere or anywhere close to Island because sometimes you may have to take a client to inspection and 80% of what we manage are in Lekki phase one and VI.

So, send your CV to the email below and tell us the reason why you are qualified for this role.

hr@femstics.com
Hmmmmmmmmmm
PoliticsRe: Be More Understanding, Tinubu Also Affected By Fuel Price Hike, Onyejeocha Begs by Bamijoko1(m): 3:45pm On Sep 13, 2024
Islie:
Be More Understanding, Tinubu Also Affected By Fuel Price Hike, Minister Beg Nigerians

…says meetings ongoing to finalise consequential adjustment on minimum wage



https://newtelegraphng.com/be-more-understanding-tinubu-also-affected-by-fuel-price-hike-minister-beg-nigerians/?
E no go better for u Mr minister
PoliticsRe: CDS Vows To Apprehend Killers Of 17 Officers by Bamijoko1(m): 11:07am On Sep 12, 2024
CareerRe: Help!! I Wanna Change My NIN Date Of Birth by Bamijoko1(m): 11:02pm On Jan 01, 2024
kenearth50:
Good morning Nairalanders
I opened my first bank account in 2013 when the bank contract staff was pestering me about opening an account as a student savings account and I wasn't up to 18 years of age then so I increased my age.
I never knew it was real then so sometime in 2015, I went to the bank to open an account officially but I was told I already had an account, so I applied for BVN and I was verified.
Fast forward to 2019 when my mum sent 100k+ for my school fees to me in full which is above my daily single deposit and my account was restricted, so I went to the customer care to complain and I was told I have to upgrade my account before I can access the money.
So getting to NIMC office to apply for NIN I was told my BVN date of birth and the date of birth I tendered to them doesn't correlate. I have to go and change my DOB in bank before i can register NIN.
Meanwhile I just have 3 days before examination commence so I told them to use the BVN date of birth which isn't my date of birth so as I can be able to upgrade my account and pay my school fees.
Along the line, the NIMC agent told me that if I wanna change the DOB in the future, it's gonna cost me 15k and I'm gonna go do in their office at Alausa, Secretariat.
So right now I want to go change my NIN date of birth and also my BVN date of birth and I don't know who have gone through the process.

Please your inputs will be appreciated
Omooo u need the sum of 15k to do it and u will need these documents: primary school certificate, secondary school certificate, old nin slip, date of birth certificate and other documents and that u will wait for about 2-3 months before it's completely done.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 2024 Is The Year Of Nairaland's Resurgence by Bamijoko1(m): 8:26pm On Jan 01, 2024
Seun:
Fellow Nairalanders,

I'm pleased to wish you a Happy New Year!!

2024 will be the year of Nairaland's resurgence. I will face Nairaland squarely like I used to before the discouraging Data Loss Incident of 2014. I will hire more hands to help us to improve Nairaland.

The problems of Nairaland that we should have solved years ago will be solved.

* We will defeat tribalists, trolls, & spammers.
* We will complete our advertising platform.
* We will improve the UI and UX.
* Home page topics will be educative & fresh.

However, I must warn you that things will get worse before they get better. Please stand with us and fight for u as Nairaland faces the tough challenges of 2024, which have already started.

Happy New Year and thanks for using Nairaland!

Seun Osewa,
Nairaland's Founder.
Seun shey u won't give us new year gift ni

Atleast some of us that av being patronizing nairaland since 2009
PropertiesRe: He Completed His House Without Uttering A Single Word To Me As A Close Friend by Bamijoko1(m): 9:54am On Dec 23, 2023
Peter532:
I don't know if I should be angry or just smile and take it as it is. This is someone that I fed, I clothed despite us being closed friends since we were kids. He knows everything about me that my parents don't even know till dates..We could go to a gathering together and I will be the one ordering and paying for everything we bought even recently because I always acted like the big bro and he accepted I guess .. Just last week I saw it on his status about is house opening invite. I later got a dm from him that same evening telling me about it that I should come through.

It came as a surprise I admit, even though I know he was doing quite well for himself. I know some will call it entitlement mentality but since I considered we were close like a brother we even ate from same plate last 2weeks, I thought I should have known atleast.

Note: I noticed so many people will come in here to call me names, even some accusing me to be someone with bad motives and sort I smile. Not everyone has a evil mindset like you or some persons you know, It's just that when you expect so much from people you hold very close to your heart you might get disappointed and it hurts badly.

Especially when you know you can't do that same thing to that person. I only brought it out here because I wanted to know maybe I'm overreacting because I feel a deep level of betrayal but hey I am happy for him and I will attend the house opening tomorrow.

File Photo for Illustration
Dey play, my blood brother completed his house and still no tell me, u are here complaining about ur friend. U better hustle up man.
TravelRe: Drivers Lament As They Spend Days On Nsukka/Enugu Expressway (Video) by Bamijoko1(m): 11:27pm On Nov 18, 2023
Verane:
This is quite unfortunate
please guys, please don't just scroll and pass, please I've tried to get little help here to no avail, please I beg you in the name of Almighty GOD pls, If any good samaritan can please help me, no matter how little so we can buy foodstuff and cook, I will be very happy. my daughter and I we are starving. Please help us the last time we ate a good food was from our neighbor on  sunday. Since then we have surviving on drinking garri since Monday and the garri we use to have hope has finished. the little money I have I used it to pay for house rent so that we can at least have roof over our head. am pleading for help please, not for my sake but for my daughter please am a single mother. No matter how little it will go a long way to help us. Almighty God bless you

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G.TBank
My name is Angela Oyom. Almighty God bless you and your family
Fake, just dey open different account with the same fake write up and down
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Onyekachi Ikowa (2Baba's Deputy) In Bayelsa (Photo) by Bamijoko1(m): 11:20pm On Nov 18, 2023
BlessedEmah:
please guys, please don't just scroll and pass, please I've tried to get little help here to no avail, please I beg you in the name of Almighty GOD pls, If any good samaritan can please help me, no matter how little so we can buy foodstuff and cook, I will be very happy. my daughter and I we are starving. Please help us the last time we ate a good food was from our neighbor on  sunday. Since then we have surviving on drinking garri since Monday and the garri we use to have hope has finished. the little money I have I used it to pay for house rent so that we can at least have roof over our head. am pleading for help please, not for my sake but for my daughter please am a single mother. No matter how little it will go a long way to help us. Almighty God bless you

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G.TBank
My name is Angela Oyom. Almighty God bless you and your family
.


Shey unno dey tire? Na only u be broke person wey dey nairaland ni?
Omoooo go get work and stop using ur fake write up scam person for this forum jor
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Onyekachi Ikowa (2Baba's Deputy) In Bayelsa (Photo) by Bamijoko1(m): 11:17pm On Nov 18, 2023
PoliticsRe: EFCC Produces Emefiele In Court (Photos) by Bamijoko1(m): 4:20pm On Nov 08, 2023
[quote author=Bamijoko1 post=126860808][/quote]Unno dey ever tire with ur online begging??
EducationRe: EFCC Arrests Over 70 OAU Students In Midnight Raid by Bamijoko1(m): 3:23pm On Nov 01, 2023
BigBlackPreek:
OAU is a now a shadow of itself... now harbouring fraudsters as students....


University of Ibadan, my Alma mater remains the best in sub Saharan Africa
Thunder fire ur mouth
PoliticsRe: Etekamba Umoren Accused Of ₦22bn Theft Among New RECs Appointed By Tinubu by Bamijoko1(m): 1:24pm On Oct 28, 2023
Didiluve:
please guys, please I've tried to get little help here to no avail, please I beg you in the name of Almighty GOD pls, If any good samaritan can please help me, no matter how little so we can buy foodstuff and cook, I will be very happy. my daughter and I we are starving. Please help us the last time we ate a good food was from our neighbor on  sunday. Since then we have surviving on drinking garri since Monday and the garri we use to have hope has finished. the little money I have I used it to pay for house rent so that we can at least have roof over our head. am pleading for help please, not for my sake but for my daughter please am a single mother. No matter how little it will go a long way to help us. Almighty God bless you

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G.TBank
My name is Angela Oyom. Almighty God bless you and your family
Unno dey tire huh
TravelRe: "I Feel So Lonely & Sad" Nigerian Lady Residing In Canada Weeps (pic/video) by Bamijoko1(m): 2:37pm On Oct 22, 2023
officialwdhtv:
I feel so lonely. I feel so sad- Nigerian lady residing in Canada weeps as she recounts her life after relocating

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWSftpQCZO4
Come back to Nigeria simple
PoliticsRe: Pump Price Increase, Other Areas Israel-hamas War May Affect Nigerians by Bamijoko1(m): 9:56pm On Oct 11, 2023
Divine29:
Beloved, please don't just scroll pass, please can any kind hearted person please assist me with little money to get drugs. Am seriously down with malaria and typhoid, and I don't have a dime on me to eat or buy medicine am running temperature please.cant die in silence please help me in any little way. May you never lack anything in this life. Amen.
Please my name is Angela
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G.TBank
You keep changing name and deceiving everyone with your lies, go get a life and stop deceiving your sef
InvestmentRe: Ghanaian Fintech, Dash, Shuts Down After Raising $86.1 Million In 5 Years by Bamijoko1(m): 8:53pm On Oct 06, 2023
PoliticsRe: Troops Clear IPOB/ESN Camps In Okigwe, Imo; Recover Fresh & Old Corpses (Photos) by Bamijoko1(m): 5:37pm On Oct 02, 2023
Christeni:
please guys please don't just scroll pass. please I beg you in the name of Almighty GOD pls, If any good samaritan can please help me, no matter how little so we can buy foodstuff and cook, I will be very happy. my daughter and I we are starving. Please help us the last time we ate a good food was from our neighbor on  sunday. Since then we have surviving on drinking garri since Monday and the garri we use to have hope has finished. the little money I have I used it to pay for house rent so that we can at least have roof over our head. am pleading for help please, not for my sake but for my daughter please am a single mother. No matter how little it will go a long way to help us. May GOD bless you

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First Bank
You have resume with your fake write up

Go get life
RomanceRe: Can You Remember Your First Love? by Bamijoko1(m): 12:25pm On Aug 06, 2023
OboOlora:
Yes, God go punish U Ifeanyi for where u de.
The oloshi deceive me, fvck me osho free for back of suya spot for Unilag come run.
I happy day I use my t0t0 swear for am and e nor better for am since😁
Very funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
RomanceRe: Can You Remember Your First Love? by Bamijoko1(m): 12:22pm On Aug 06, 2023
virginprincess:
Never had a first love but i'm 100% sure my first love is going be my hubby.
I'm waiting for u ooooo
RomanceRe: Can You Remember Your First Love? by Bamijoko1(m): 12:15pm On Aug 06, 2023
jeromestarks:
...why did you breakup?
And how many girls or guys have you dated since then?

Mine: my first love was a girl called Rachel. We met in jss3.
Quite, calm and very observant young girl.

We broke up after junior waec. No mobile phone then so we couldn't reach each other when her family relocated to the West or so.

Since then , I have dated 58 women.


Over to you.
Can you remember your first love?
Yeah tope was my first love but she is now in germany and happy married with kids
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija's Nengi Shows Off Her Hot Body While On Vacation Abroad (Photos) by Bamijoko1(m): 6:59pm On Aug 01, 2023
Acts23:
Please if anybody can help me with any little amount to cook something to eat I will be very happy. Feeding is a big problem for me and my family please no matter how small. I havent eaten anything since yesterday in the morning pls. My dad is a retired teacher and my mom is late. Am a single mother with my own son mouth to feed, the little money i make have use it to cater for my dad illness and pay house rent but his health is getting worst. Now we can't even eat or buy water to drink. Please if you're reading this message pls come to our aid, no matter how small it will go a long way pls. May God meet you at the point of your need as you have show us mercy amen

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Faith
First Bank
Stupid scam stop bothering us with ur fake write up
SportsRe: Kylian Mbappe: PSG Accepts Al Hilal's £259m For Wantaway French Forward by Bamijoko1(m): 9:05pm On Jul 24, 2023
Onoredia:
Please if anybody can help me with any little amount to eat I will be very happy. Feeding is a big problem for me and my family please no matter how small. I havent eaten anything since yesterday in the morning pls. My dad is a retired teacher and my mom is late. Am a single mother with my own son mouth to feed, the little money i make have use it to cater for my dad illness and pay house rent but his health is getting worst. Now we can't even eat or buy water to drink. Please if you're reading this message pls come to our aid, no matter how small it will go a long way pls. May God meet you at the point of your need as you have show us mercy amen

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FaithS.H
First Bank
Unno dey tire with this same write up?
Get a life
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Met With Buhari In London Last Night by Bamijoko1(m): 9:48pm On Jun 27, 2023
[quote author=blamingthedevil post=124069770]https://twitter.com/kc_journalist/status/1673722030645018625[/quote

Mallam buhari has packed enough money for himself, the nigga go enjoy till he died, useless human being
Nairaland GeneralRe: At Your Age, What's Your Biggest Regret In Life by Bamijoko1(m): 9:40pm On Jun 27, 2023
OkwuMajesty:
My regret: being too anxious and not assertive enough, I regret not coming out sooner. Wasted years worrying about it, worrying about pretty much everything. All the time,being too afraid to live.

I used to think my family can't survive without me, so I wasted enough time trying to be almost everything possible for them, but I was totally wrong.

There was this stupid girl I date, I shouldn't have asked her out I regret dating the idiot

What's yours

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