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RomanceRe: Ladies, What Are The Top 5 Things That Attract You To Guys? by banjicom(m): 7:28pm On Nov 01, 2015
Swissheart:
....lol...I don't want the guy to bite me...would have said it looks like a canoe
..... LOL cheesy U are wicked!
RomanceRe: Omg Facts:woman ‘s Lips And Eyes Reveal The Size Of Her Pussy – Read It Here by banjicom(m): 9:46pm On Oct 31, 2015
prettythicksme:
Hmmmmm so true!! grin grin but wait lemme go check mine cheesy cheesy
Am waiting for the results please cheesy
RomanceRe: Omg Facts:woman ‘s Lips And Eyes Reveal The Size Of Her Pussy – Read It Here by banjicom(m): 9:13pm On Oct 31, 2015
Let me go and check her pics am coming to confirm ur theory.
RomanceRe: I Can Beat My Boyfriend But Can't Beat My Husband On Dsame Misunderstanding. by banjicom(m): 6:16pm On Oct 31, 2015
. angry beat your husband?

Is that even possible! I can't even marry a woman that is taller than me.
LiteratureThe Shrieking Woman by banjicom(op): 5:46pm On Oct 31, 2015
Check out my other stories here on nairaland:
The untamed beast:
https://www.nairaland.com/2239855/untamed-beast-short-horror-story

Terror at sea: https://www.nairaland.com/1257095/terror-sea-true-life-inspirational

I hope u like d story..........
This is a story about something that happened to me a few years back. I haven’t told many people, and those who I did tell dismissed me out of hand. So now I come to you, the internet. Sure, most of the people who read this account won’t believe me. But I still cling to the hope that someone out there will take me seriously. Maybe someone has had a similar experience. Anyway, that’s enough rambling. Here’s my story.

I grew up in a small town in Restigouche County, New Brunswick. For those of you who don’t know, the area is a cool, mountainous region of Canada known for its beautiful forests and rivers. And it lives up to its reputation for natural beauty; the rolling hills, golden shores and lush woods make it a pleasure to explore in the summer. However, being fairly far north, it cools down quite a bit by early autumn, which is when the event I’m about to describe took place. As I said I grew up in a small, friendly town, and we didn’t have much in the way of “Haunted houses” or urban legends. But one town over, a few miles down the road, there was an old Victorian era mansion that was said to be haunted by the spirit of a woman. I had always heard the story growing up, but by the time I was about 12, I had stopped believing in ghosts and other such nonsense. But I’m getting ahead of myself; I should explain the legend as it was told in our area.


The spirit was known to local kids as “Old Nan” or “The Shrieking woman”. Some people who thought it was all bullshit would dismissively call her “Screaming Granny”, while shaking their heads at the foolish people who believed in her. Now, the details of the story vary depending on who you ask, but here’s the most common version: during the 1800s, there was a local outbreak of pneumonia one winter. There were some other sicknesses like colds and flus going as well. It was a cold, snowy year and everyone spent their days huddled inside – perfect conditions for a disease to spread. Couple that with the poor hygiene and primitive medicine of the time, and it’s no wonder that people started getting sick. The doctor in town – and yes, there was only one – was extremely busy treating the sick and trying to slow the spread of the disease. He went up to a large house on the outskirts of town, trekking through the snow and icy winds, to check on the family that lived there.


Now, the history of this family was tragic enough already: the man who owned the house had died several years earlier of an unknown medical condition. His wife, distraught at losing her beloved so suddenly, had run away to America in the hopes of starting a new life, leaving her three young children in the care of her mother. The last anyone heard of her she was a drunk living in the slums of some American city, though no one can agree which city it was. I should stress that the details of this tale are hard to verify and that I am merely explaining the story as I heard it growing up. Anyway, by the time this outbreak of pneumonia hit, the three kids were in the care of their grandmother, a kindly old woman who tried her best to hold what was left of her family together. When the local doctor made his way up to the house, which was outside of the main settlement, he was relieved to find no signs of disease in the family. He explained that due to the high rates of sickness in town, and the difficulty of journeying to their outlying house in such inclement weather, he wouldn’t be back for at least a week. He was satisfied that the inhabitants of the house were healthy, and as long as they stayed home they couldn’t contract any disease.

Of course, the doctor had neglected to consider that he might have carried the pathogens from his patients in town up to this family. This turned out to be the case, for even though the doctor had not fallen ill himself, he must have been carrying some sort of bacteria or virus when he visited the family on that cold, bleak day. He spent the next week or so working almost without rest to treat the ill and dying in the town, and during that week it snowed every day. It was one of the harshest winters on record. But the doctor kept his word, and as soon as he could, he made his way back up to the old house outside of town where the grandmother and three children lived. Apparently it took him four hours just to walk through the snow that lay thick upon the road, though at least the blizzard had finally stopped.

When the doctor arrived, he knocked on the door. He received no response, so he knocked again, calling out to the old woman. Again there was no answer, so he let himself in. I don’t know if the door was locked or not, but he got in somehow, and what a terrible sight he found. He first walked through the kitchen, seeing utensils and old food strewn about haphazardly. The furniture was in disarray. Now very concerned, he made his way into the dining room and gasped in horror: there, in her favourite rocker, sat the kindly old grandmother, but she was a hideous mockery of her former self: covered in blisters and cysts, with her skin a pale gray colour. Her eyes were bulged and glassy and her nostrils were flared. Perhaps most disturbing, however, was her mouth. Her lower jaw hung open at an impossible angle. Her few remaining teeth, yellowed and worn with age, jutted out of her now bluish and shriveled gums at odd angles. The doctor felt her hand. She was frozen. She had obviously become very ill and passed away, and with no one to tend the fire, the house had become frigid, freezing her disease-riddled corpse.

The doctor got up and ran up the stairs screaming for the children. He burst into the nursery to find two bluish, unmoving forms. He began to weep as he tried hopelessly to resuscitate one of the children, but was surprised and relieved to find that he actually began to stir. The child was frostbitten and ill, but still clinging to life. His sister was less fortunate; she had frozen almost as solidly as her grandmother. The third child was missing. It is presumed that he tried to go for help in the blizzard and froze to death on the way, though since a body was never recovered, no one could be sure. The surviving child was delirious and could not remember where his brother had gone. This one fortunate boy was nursed back to health and eventually he was adopted by the doctor, who felt immense guilt at having carried the fatal disease to the small family. The old house was never lived in again.Anyway, that’s the story as it was told to me in my childhood, and it persists to this day. But I have yet to touch upon my own experience with “Old Nan.

To be continued shortly...................... cheesy
PhonesRe: How To Easily Access Blocked Internet Content And Website On Your Mobile Phone. by banjicom(op): 10:05am On Oct 30, 2015
Emeka71:
Good content.
Thanks bro
Christianity EtcRe: Do Angels Exist? by banjicom(m): 8:13pm On Oct 29, 2015
Yes!! Read your Bible.
LiteratureRe: My One Chance Story by banjicom(m): 8:10pm On Oct 29, 2015
How did u managed to know that is a scam.

Am just curious.
PoliticsRe: Behold I Present To You The Spartacus Of Nigeria by banjicom(m): 5:30pm On Oct 29, 2015
What is the meaning of all dis senseless praises...... Some people Sha! angry
RomanceRe: Why Is It Hard To Ask A Close Friend Out? by banjicom(m): 5:27pm On Oct 29, 2015
Sometimes u might lose your respect.

Me I just try to forget about them. It ain't easy for me I swear. This girl calls me uncle she respect me like a brother how can I tell her I want to start..... ......... cry
Music/RadioRe: What's Your Favourite Enya's Track And Why by banjicom(m): 5:19pm On Oct 29, 2015
Sweet November I like that track!

It just change my mood anytime I listen to it.
RomanceRe: How Do I Block This Guy's Messages by banjicom(m): 5:05pm On Oct 29, 2015
grin cheesy..... LOL this is so funny....... Maybe u should try to mark his emails as Spam. So it won't end up in your inbox anymore.
PhonesHow To Easily Access Blocked Internet Content And Website On Your Mobile Phone. by banjicom(op): 4:41pm On Oct 29, 2015
Today i will show you how to access blocked sites with your mobile-devices. There are some websites which do not allow or restrict some internet users from other countries, most especially people who are using shared IP-address to browse the internet. On pc there is a well known and esay ways to bypass these restrictions, but for mobile devices some tricks is required.


Using DNS Spoofing For Mobile networks
Especially in the last couple of years,many government all over the world have used DNS forgery/spoofing to block access to different kind of internet content (e.g social networks,political/religious content, pornography, piracy sites e.t.c.).

To Implement DNS spoofing for Mobile Networks, You will need a special application like Set DNS, and an android phone with root access.

Download and install Set Dns on your android phone here:

1. Open Set DNS and allow the right root-access;

2. In the upper left part of the screen click the application menu and open a list of available DNS addresses;

3. Select the desired (There are many DNS address on the internet, but i recommend using Google DNS, or Open DNS);

4. Apply the settings;

5. Restart your android device briefly or activate and de-activate "flight mode."

Using DNS can affect some basic function on your phone, most especially your internet connection. To return to your default internet settings you must disable your DNS and repeat step 5.


Using Google Translate Method.

The easiest way to circumvent restrictions and have access to blocked sites is through using «Google Translator". The google translator use a USA ip to handle any server request and translate any website, you just have to input the blocked website in your location into the URL field and click on translate. You will also be able to access both the desktop version and mobile version of a website depending on the url you have typed into the translator field. The translated website will be treated with reference to a copy of the page, located on the google US server.
The only drawback of this method is that through «Google Translator" servers it might be impossible to pass authorization, which means you may not be able to login to most of your favourite website.

Using Proxy Or Vpn
Another popular way to get around the limitation or access to web pages is by - using a proxy server or vpn. Proxy and vpn servers may provide additional security and anonymity. However,the server must be located in another country,for you to be able to have an open access to the blocked content or website in your country of residence.

Some browsers also support Incongnito or private mode, which can help you to access any website by hidden your ip-address and your identity e.g (Tor, UCBrowser and chrome e.t.c.). If you do not want to set up a VPN connection manually, you can use a third-party application, such as Hotspot Shield VPN. To do this you must:

1. Download, install and run the application;

2. Activate the connection;

3. Confirm your intention to respond to the notification system;

4. Start any browser and test the functionality of the connection.


Thank you for your time, your questions and comment will be appreciated.

Source: http://phonetweakers..com.ng/2015/10/how-to-easily-access-blocked-internet.html
PhonesDownload The New Legit And Official Free Working Icloud Bypass Tool by banjicom(op):
After long anticipation at last i will be giving you free guaranteed and working Icloud unlocking software and download link. This software will make it very easy and it the most simplest method, on how to Bypass iCloud Activation directly from your iPhone 6 Plus 6 5s 5c 5 4s and 4 permanently is now here. This method is legit and Official and currently is the only way to remove the iCloud Lock legally.


FREE ICLOUD BYPASS SOFTWARE:
If you have been looking to bypass iCloud Activation or forgotten your password but haven’t been able to find a workable solution till now? Well then, there is good news for iPhone 4, 4s, 5, 5c, 5s,6, 6+, iPad Air, iPad Mini, iPad 4/3, iPad 2 owners currently facing locked Apple iCloud Activation. We have come up with a new tool that makes it easy to remove or bypass the activation lock on all iOS versions.

For instructions and download links visit:

https://www.phonetweakers.com/2015/08/list-of-paid-legit-and-trusted-icloud.html

https://www.phonetweakers.com/2019/01/download-tool-best-13-icloud.html
PhonesRe: Unbricking Lg L90 D410 by banjicom(m): 4:45am On Oct 27, 2015
Damn it! sad seems as if your phone is hard bricked u might need a jtag for u to be able to unbrick it.

-Can u charge d phone?
-does the screen turn on at all?
-can u hear a sound wen u connect d phone to ur Pc?

IF all d answers is No, then maybe u should start finding a good engineer or start saving for another phone.
PhonesRe: New Release Tecno H6 - The Spec And Price Will "Wow" You by banjicom(m): 8:15am On Oct 23, 2015
cry cry please help
I lost my imei after I flash a stock rom with flash tools and I managed to change it with mobile uncle but since then I haven't been able to use 3g network on my phone. Whenever I select 3g network it will lose network signal until I put it back in 2g.

Anybody have a solution I have tried everything I know including flashing different stock roms but my H6 will not switch to 3g
RomanceTrue Or False This Is So Funny by banjicom(op): 7:21pm On Oct 19, 2015
Imagine this... TRUE/FALSE#
American Relationship.
1st day=Date
2nd day=hug
3rd day=hug again
4th day=kiss
5th day=long kiss 6th day=sex


Nigerians Relationship.
1st day=Toast
2nd day=Toast
3rd day=Toast again
4th day=Agree 5th day=Date
6th day=Tried to hug but failed.....
7th day=hug
8th day=Tried to kiss but failed....
9th day=kiss
10th day=long kiss 11th day=tried to have sex
but failed
12th day=tried to have sex but failed...
13th day=tried to have sex but failed again
14th day=RAPE!!!!!!!
ComputersHow To GET Unlimited Free 1 Year F-secure Premium VPN And Antivirus by banjicom(op): 6:21am On Oct 15, 2015
Download and GET Unlimited Free 1 Year F-Secure Premium VPN And Antivirus for you on your computer and mac. There should be no need to install the anti-virus if you are happy with the one you are already using. You only need to register an account just so you can access and get your free 1 year voucher codes. Which will validate your code and add 365 days to the initial 14 days that you're given, for a total of 379 days.


For more info and steps visit
http://phonetweakers..com.ng/2015/10/how-to-get-unlimited-free-1-year-f.html

just follow the instructions it is very straight forward. I can also paste the steps here for those guys who don't like to visit external sites or blogs.
ComputersRe: Help My Laptop Reboots With Any Movement On It. by banjicom(m): 5:26pm On Sep 26, 2015
shocked MOTHERBOARD!
Backup Alert!!!!
RomanceRe: Rate Me Romance Landers by banjicom(m): 11:55am On Sep 25, 2015
cry But Y ?
FashionRe: When You Want To Be A Model By Force by banjicom(m): 2:24pm On Sep 23, 2015
chisus!!!!!!
huh
PetsRe: Ever Been Insulted Because Of D Love U Have For Ur Pet? Share Here by banjicom(m): 2:22pm On Sep 23, 2015
grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: All My Posts Removed by banjicom(m): 9:32am On Sep 21, 2015
maybe u don offend d Nairaland Ancestors!
u will have to find a way 2 appease the gods ASAP

cheesy
PhonesRe: Reasons Why Your Android Phone May Hang Or Lag And Possible Solutions. by banjicom(op): 8:49pm On Sep 20, 2015
afolwalex20:
One reason y I love bb10 phones. It never hangs
That is very true bro, most especially after Updating it to Os 10.3.

This is one of the reasons I still miss my Q10 till date.
PhonesReasons Why Your Android Phone May Hang Or Lag And Possible Solutions. by banjicom(op): 8:39pm On Sep 20, 2015
Reasons why your android phone may hang or lag and possible solutions.

The truth is, most of the android phones available in the market hang and lag alot after using them for sometime. Most especially phones that have below 512MB OF RAM and low INTERNAL MEMORY. There are many other possibly reason and causes:



CACHE AND INTERNAL MEMORY:

If you are an Android user, make sure you clear cache often, manage your applications so that it does not store too much data in phone’s internal memory and refrain from heavy browsing or playing hardware heavy games. This should lead to less crash, especially in low budget hardware Android models with low processor/cpu.

Android application has access that is equivalent to Windows registry style things. Various apps dump garbage and useless things in cache, which fills up phone’s internal storage (like hard disk) and phone becomes slower over time. Even if you install an app in SD card, it still
leaves traces in internal storage space due to android OS design.

TRY BOOTING INTO SAFE MODE:

If you use a samsung phone, you can Boot into Safe Mode, which prevents all 3rd party apps from starting up. If the phone works fine, then something you installed is causing the problem. You can try opening apps one by one and notice when the problems comes back then delete or update the conflicting application.

TRY REMOVING OR FORMATTING YOUR SD CARD:

If you have an SD card inserted, you can try unmounting it in Settings>Storage, remove it, and reboot. A corrupt sdcard or internal storage can cause problems and make your phone to lag or hang. It's possible that one or more file is corrupted -Try to connect your phone to a computer and copy your files, then format your SD CARD/INTERNAL STOAGE and see if the problem is solved.

TRY WIPING CACHE IN RECOVERY MODE:

Try booting into Recovery Mode and wiping the cache partition, which won't erase any personal data. Put your phone into recovery mode but instead of selecting Wipe Data/Factory Just select Wipe Cache Partition. When complete, then select Reboot System Now and see if that will solve the problem.

LOW RAM AND TOO MANY UNNECESSARY APPS:

Maybe, installing too many Apps might just be your problem. Delete unwanted installed applications and you will notice your Android phone manages apps and processes in the background just fine. If apps should use too much ram it's going to cause problems. I'm pretty sure if you get rid of those apps you'll also get rid of your freezing problems.

TASK MANAGERS/ TASK KILLERS:

In general, Task managers of any type don't play well with Android versions above 2.3, and are completely unnecessary. You will have to choose between Having apps running in the background or a phone that crashes all the time. Android is a multi-tasking OS. It's designed to have apps in the background. The only "wasted" RAM is empty RAM. Running apps will use only as much memory as they needed. Having a bunch of "extra" RAM won't make them use more or run faster. "Empty" RAM doesn't save battery; every bit of every byte of RAM in the phone is constantly refreshed whether it's in "used" or not.

Source: http://phonetweakers..com.ng/2015/09/reasons-why-your-android-phone-may-hang.html
SportsRe: Stop Blaming Costa (picture) by banjicom(m): 9:42am On Sep 20, 2015
angry up Gunners!
RomanceRe: Every Lady Now Talks About Time Wasters by banjicom(m): 8:05pm On Sep 18, 2015
too long! what happened to summarization
FamilyRe: Touching Story: See Her Request During Divorce by banjicom(m): 8:00pm On Sep 18, 2015
I like dis movie! Tonto Dike was d wife and Desmond Eliot was d husband. cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: What Does It Mean For One To Be Called By God? by banjicom(m): 7:20pm On Sep 18, 2015
FOLYKAZE:
Do you mean God is illusional reality?
Sometimes Yes, sometimes No. God is unpredictable.
RomanceRe: Should She Go Ahead With This Marriage Plan? by banjicom(m): 9:45am On Sep 18, 2015
......Lol cheesy If you are not afraid to Cheat, then you shouldn't be afraid of Running MAD now.

my sister no try am o! madness is not a Good tin.
Christianity EtcRe: What Does It Mean For One To Be Called By God? by banjicom(m): 9:40am On Sep 18, 2015
like when you are sitting down in your house or sleeping and u suddenly hear someone call your name like dis: kstadaura ooooo!
sad
PhonesFake Pink Iphone 6S Is Now Available In China And Vietnam. by banjicom(op): 8:36am On Sep 16, 2015
Fake iPhone 6s Appears in Vietnam, in Pink; People Replacing Their iPhone 6 Cases With Pink Ones.

As usual with major launches, fake versions of new smartphones are popping up in Asia. The iPhone 6s has received one such fake, available in Vietnam, in pink. Externally, the fake looks just like the real thing, but inside is where the changes happen.


interestingly, some of the rushed retailers in Vietnam simply chose to color the iPhone 6 in pink and pass it off an iPhone 6s. Some outlets even offer shell replacements for customers and some even engrave “iPhone 6s” on it, if you can believe that. The shells were imported from China and the replacement of the components into the new shells take about 2 hours, according to people in the know.

There’s also a hidden reason for this craziness: Apple has announced limited availability of the rose gold version of its new handsets, just like it happened with the iPhone 5s gold 2 years ago. And some people said that the color of a phone doesn’t even matter… Anyway, it will be interesting to see if such fakes also appear outside of Vietnam and if this trend grows to other continents.

Source: http://phonetweakers..com.ng

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