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The North has got power back and Shekau with his men has been debriefed and decommissioned!

DickDastardly:
Its season of phone calls

And this was confirmed by a close associate of amaechi

Abi na flashing?

Oga Ebola

DickDastardly:
Oba you messed with the wrong people. Believe you me, we will not only vote for Agbaje but we will now buy off that your dirty mosquito infested lagoon, sandfill it and turn it into paradise in our characteristic style right under your very nose.
If not for the spirit of Easter, i would have negotiated with AMADIOHA on what becomes your fate in the next 7days too. Be guided o

Guy u cray mehn

Otti is man of the moment!






See PDP below

And this silly tademark lies and propaganda continues

Wow!
What a poser you've got there. We can only wait to see

A strong lash of koboko will bring her back to her senses

O dear.
Looks more like wild tiget attack

Nigeria is bigger than GEJ and GMB.
Btw GOD pass Obasanjo.......

ABDULSALAMI for president 2019

If Otti win na #Godwin

TA ORJI on the brink

This matter get k leg o

Two headed lion indeed

I currently belong to this category. Which implies that my voters card is useless.
Lets have it the way you proposed and u'd find out that my likes are in the majority.
Seun, Lalasticlala do justice to thread

The election should quickly come and go so we live our normal lives.

The politicians can go to hell for all i care

Allahu akbar!

DickDastardly:
I am not a poacher but a hunter who hunts in places where its legal to hunt

Ok nice shots though. You must have a strong cam.

Lalasticlala this should be on FP

And you didnt bring back any bush meat for chop chop?

Who gets the tyre between the two naked political idiots


Note: I abhor politics with total dedication

I want to develop passion for politics. All i do is business for money, more money and even more and more money.

MoreMoneyTill2099

Even I with all my evil cannot bring myself to do such.
Thank you christ for exchanging your life for mine

DickDastardly:
1. Always wear your Amulet and rub your whole body with charcoal before venturing into the forest!
2. Make sure your gun powder is very dry and your gun not rusty.
3. While in the bush move in zigzag or crocodile patern.(best is to tip toe and avoid twigs)
4. Most times the tree is the hunters best position.(but beware of territorial baboons and leopards)
5. Once in the bush, always have your finger ready on the trigger. This helps against surprise by predators and aids surprise shots at unsuspecting games
6. Never shoot at a group of gorillas, as you might not leave the bush alive to enjoy the kill.
7. At the sight of this Animals abandon the hunt and go home, Rhinoceros, hippo, Lion.
8. When you suddenly encounter a giant boa constrictor, do not turn and run, but gently back track.
9. Protect your neck from tree lurking leopards by wearing very thick band of fronds around your neck.
10. When you want to shoot an antelope, delay your shot to be sure its not being sturked by a bigger predator. As you may not have time to reload before you become the prey.
11. Most carnivores have very thick skull, so aim for the heart area if you want a killer shot. Anything less leaves you exposed when it retaliates.
12. The sound of approaching hoofs might not actually be herd of antelopes. You are safer up a tree till you sure its not a pack of hyenas.
13. Its safer to hunt in groups, but their must be an agreed spread out pattern to avoid regrets from friendly fire.
14. Never go back same way you entered the forest.


You can add yours!
I will answer your questions now.

I've always known you are a terror of the forests!
Weldone Ford Dick, weldone

kestolove95:
Opportunity cumz but once.....God has givn u urz. but u'v throw. It. To d dust....na shower of blessings u go dey chop nd. 15k o....


Das. D. Way God wants to make. U rich...but u dia God and rejct his offer
For me...even if I pick 1k...I. Knw. Go. Return. Am

Typical Igbo man

ALHAMBRA sounds like ANAMBRA
One thing is, they are both successful people!

Hmmmm

God please in my next life make me to like Politics

Democracy has destroyed Nigeria

This is the kind of thread where people get insulted for airing their views.
*continues minding my business*

How do i start liking politics