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biotechshola:
My sister has just gained admission to study english edu but she didnt pass literature in her o'level. Should we anticipate any problem?
Cc:
LogoDwiz
kbs468
invisiblegirl

It Depends On The School That Gave Her Admission, Because I Know For Sure That Ekiti State University Will Never Accept That. Which School Are You Talking About Self?

arcnomec:
Jeez! did you just alleged sales of mobilization form in your school?

Yeah. But The Most Funniest Part Of It Was That We Were Told To Come Back By 12Pm at the students' Affairs. They Latter Told Us To Come On Thursday And They Later Conclude That We Should Come Back On Monday. LogoDwiz Can Bear The Withness.
I Am Sure We Are Going To Be Mobilized Early 2016 My H.O.D. Assured Me That We Are Going To Be Mobilized. Feb/Mar On Point. I Rep A16.

lakad4u:
God...this eksu sha...
Am in banking and finance department,and they've not approved our result yet,so can I proceed in collecting the mobilisation form now?because am so confused right now..

If You Have The Faith That Your Result Will Be Approved And You Will Be Cleared Before Nysc Mobilisation, You Can Obtain The Form. And It Is Not Too Expensive, It Is Just Five Hundred Naira.

LogoDWhiz:
Really? This is shocking!
Make we see for school tomorrow

Okay. No Problem

INFORMATION FOR GRADUATING STUDENTS OF EKITI STATE UNIVERSITY
Wonders Shall Never End In My School.
Information Reaching Today Inside My One Room Mansion That The Sales And Filling Of Mobilization Form Will Start Tomorrow, Monday 7/12/15 And Will Close On Wednesday, 9/12/15. Eksu Only Gives Us Three Days To Obtain And Submit Mobilization Form.
I Am Barb-Wire.

dominion92:
In collaboration with the office of the President, there is a series of innovation being created to engage us mentally and physically. The first one is #ifyouaretheDG


Here's the question: If you happen to be the DG of NYSC, what would you change?









Seriously waiting for our response(s)

First Of All, I Will Have To Fire Some Of States Camp Co-ordinator Because There Have Always Been The Issue Of The Corpers Been Served A Myserable Piece Of Meat During Meal Time Just Like That Of A Leper's Thumb. And The End Of Every Camp They Will Now Move A Lot Of Living Cows Out Of The Camp For Auction So That They Can Enrich Their Picket In An Unlawful Way. The Same Thing Also Happens To Food When Corpers Will Be Served As If They Are Beggers Who Have Never Tasted Anything Good Before.
This Is What Will Do If I Happens To Be The DG Of NYSC. Shalom.

BIG BROTHERS ARE WATCHING YOU

LogoDWhiz:
Thanks

You Are Welcome Bro

Another Information For The Graduating Students Of Ekiti State University

I Personaly Confirmed It Today At The Student Affairs That Our Mobilization Form Is Presently Ready But They Cant Start Giving Us This Week. They Said That We Shall Start Filling It On Monday With The Sum Of N500. But Make Sure U Budget More Than Five Hundred Naira In Case Of Any Unexpected Circumstances, Either The Payment Of Christmass Levy Or Any Other Forms Of Unofficial Payment. Good Luck.
I Rep A16.

LogoDWhiz:
Wow! Make sense.
My brother, I'll like to chat with you offline.
How do we go about that?

You Can Contact Me Through My Phone Number 08139577086.

DTOBS:
imagine,na wetin be the name of ya skul again? See journey to clearance like say person wan get visa for embassy? Nawaoo. ThankGod for OAU sha, clearance wahala no dey at all.... Library-Bursary-Registra's office-DSA-HOD's office-Hall with no payment at each point!

Each Point Requires Payment

Information For Graduates Of Ekiti State University.

The Clearance Has Started. If You Are Sure That Your Department Is Through With Your Graduating List, All You Have To Do Is Just To Go To Zenith Bank And Pay The Sum Of Two Thousand Naira For Clearance And Pay Another Two Thousand Naira For Notification Of Result. Then You Will Have To Take The Two Tellers To Students Affair Where The Clearance Form Will Be Issued To You. But Mind You, You Are Liable To Pay Christmass Money There because I Also Paid. After Then You Can Proceed To The Alumni Centre To Collect A Teller At The Rate Of Hundred Naira, And You Will Take The Teller To Ecobank In Order For You To Pay The Alumni Due Which Is Two Thousand Five Hundred Naira. You Will Then Return To The Alumni Centre The Other Day To Stamp And Receive Signature On Ur Form. You Will Also Have To Receive Signature And Stamp From The Sport Unit, Security Unit, Library, Exams And Records, Bursary, Internal Audit, From Ur H.O.D, Faculty Officer And Students Affairs.

olajideesan1:
The reason why I asked was because I heard some people saying different things...some are talking about census

Dont You Know That Ur Question Is Funny? If We Dont Have Batch A, Which Batch Are We Going To Have? Is It Possible To Have Batch B Without Batch A? Or Have You Ever Experience A Situation Where You Start Counting From Number Two When U Have To Count From One?
Who Even Taught You A B C In Ur Primary School?

LogoDWhiz:
Senate meeting is on Monday?

Make sense.

Hope my department will use their head.

Even Apart From That I Have Once Confirmed It Myself From The Student Affairs That Our Filling Of Mobilization Form And Clearance Will Start By December. I Have Hundred Percent Assurance That EKSUITES will be mobilized with A16. Happy Sunday.

sasquareT:
Mind you the list came out yesterday.
I thought I read it on this thread that every school that want her student to be mobilse for A16 must have sent the name of her student before now..

Our List Is Ready Since About More Than A Month Now In My Department But The School Senate Will Seat Concerning The Results For Approval This Coming Monday. We Are Yet To Collect Or Fill Any Mobilization Form But I Kno The Moment Our Results Are Approved We Il Start Clearance And Fill Our Moblization Form. By The Grace Of God We Shall Also Be Mobilized With A16.

Please Help Me Oooo. I Need Urgent Help.
I Just Bought A Private Jet And I Have Never Learnt How To Fly A Jet But I Tried Flying It With The Assistance Of The User's Manua. Twenty Minute After I Took Off To The Sky I Noticed A Red Light Beeping. I Quickly Checked The Manua And I Discovered That The Warning Light Is Notifying Me That I Am Running Out Of Fuel. And I Dont Know How To Land A Plane. The Moment I Rushed Through The Manua To The Topic "Landing Of Your Jet" I Was Happy But Latter Suprised To See What Was Written Under This Topic Saying "To Land You Jet, You Have To Purchase The Part Two Of This Manua" Please Help Me On How To Land The Jet Because The Fuel Will Get Exhausted In Five Minute Time, And If That Happen You Can Guess The Result. Please, I Really Need Help.

Ojeifo12:
Bro Na fight

No Be Fight, Na Prayer

Ojeifo12:
VACANCY! VACANCY!! VACANCY!!!
*Are U 18 years old or above?
*Do U have a valid ID card?
*Can U speak English & any other language?
*Are U looking 4 a 9am – 3pm jobWith a monthly salary of N350,000 and aweekly allowanceof #20,000?
No working during weekends & U only have 2 work half-day on Fridays?
If U’re interested in this Job, Pls contact me wit Ur full details
SO THAT WE CAN LOOK FOR IT TOGETHER BECAUSE ME SEF DEY FIND AM BADLY. Biko

Let Me Pray For You.
The Type Of Prayer I Will Have To Pray For You Is Not For You Not To Steal But I Will Pray That The Lord Will Seize Gun From Your Hand. You Are A Thief Already For Aiming Above Possibility. An Idle Hand Is The Devil's Workshop And There Is No Shortcut To Success.

...Just passing by.

Mr. President Of This Great Country LogoDWhiz, Able Senate President, The Amiable Deputy Senate President, The Senate Clark, The Chief Whip, All Indefatigable Senators, And All Ever Amiable Citizeans Of This Country. I Remain My Humble Self Comrade Apalowo Josiah Adewale Popularly Known As Barb-Wire. All Protocols Are Well And Duely Observed As I Stand Under The Existing Protocols. I Deem It Fit Because It Is Imperative That I Congratulate My Able President And Every Citizean Of This Great Country For The Centenary Celebration. I Am Deeply Sorry If My Congratulatory Message Is Coming Late.
I Say More Greece To Your Elbow Sir.
Happy Celebration

Barbwirepro

[color=#770077][/color]I Discovered Here That Some Universitites Have Filled Some Forms. Which Form Is That? Becuase None Of Us In Our School Has Filled Any Form. I Discovered Here That Some Universitites Have Filled Some Forms. Which Form Is That? Becuase None Of Us In Our School Has Filled Any Form.

It Came To My Hearing That Filling Of Mobilization Form May Start By December 3rd of this year 2015 For A16. How Through Is This? It Came To My Hearing That Filling Of Mobilization Form May Start By December 3rd of this year 2015 For A16. How Through Is This?

Please I Have A Question O.

My Sister Gave Me Her Kits Like Her Nysc Customized Boots And Sneakers Together With Her Khaki. Will I Be Allowed To Take Them In At The Camp Gate?

Do You Graduate From English And Literary Studies Department And You Studied Psycholinguistics As Part Of Your Courses? Let Us Engage Ourselves If You Are Sure Of Yourself.

I Am Proud To Graduate From EKSU (Ekiti State University)
I Remain Comr. Barb-Wire

Good Morning. I Am Apalowo Josiah Adewale A.K.A Barb-Wire A Fresh Graduate Of Ekiti State University In The Department Of English And Literary Studies.
I Still Blv That NYSC 2016 Batch A Will Be In February Contrary To D Rumour Everywhere That There Might Be Postponement Due To National Census Slated For February 2016.