₦airaland Forum

Bendeco02:
Am not Tinubu's fan but VDM deserve to be taught a lesson.

If that kind guy becomes president, he will be worse than tinubu.

Did he tell you he wants to become president?

Wotowotoman:
Ogbeni, go and buy that book jor

I no need buy my family dey sell book and I don already read books wey you no fit read a quarter in your remaining miserable life.

mariovito:
I'm not talking about the money gift

I'm talking about his new status and responsibilities as a father

Okay, you're right but with money it won't be problem.

Wotowotoman:
Ogbeni, the bolded is not pidgin. I sure say you use odu to pass that WAEC. Anyhow, I recommend Brighter Grammar for you. Read am well and thank me later

We still dey converse primarily with pidgin at least for my mind but if you want make we switch you go talk then we begin mind Concord and other things like that okay?
Chill na we dey here.

Wotowotoman:
Ogbeni, no lie. You don pass WAEC English? 🤔

Hahaha.!!!!!
Me wey don finish university since 19 years ago (2007). Still work for one of the top banks for 4 years before moving to another top telecom company. Both organisations verifies every document presented for employment before confirmation. Na him person dey doubt whether him pass WAEC? Not just WAEC na my set started NECO and to the glory of God every paper clear.
Writing in pidgin is to release stress some times.
It's well.

Wotowotoman:
Ogbeni, no lie. You don pass WAEC English? 🤔

Hahaha.!!!!!
Me wey don finish university since 19 years ago (2007). Still work for one of the top banks for 4 years before moving to another top telecom company. Na him person dey doubt whether him pass WAEC? Not just WAEC na my set started NECO and to the glory of God every paper clear.
Writing in pidgin is to release stress some times.
It's well.

Fekumzi123:
The Sunday was not that dull after all.
After seeing West Ham utd loosing 3-1 to Newcastle, I decided to go back to work.
I work in a gas station.
All of a sudden, someone saw a bush meat hiding very close to us.
Meanwhile, I have a plank hidden around in preparation for such occasion.
I successfully grabbed it and I became the most prepared person for such opportunity.
In life, you have to prepare. Yes.
Even if opportunities comes, if you're not prepared you might lose it.
The rest is history.

Na wa oooo! People get mind sha they still dey eat Bush meat even as Ebola dey ravage some African countries like this.
Ignorant is truly a disease.

mariovito:
Congratulations to him

Welcome to sleepless nights and near mental psychosis

Why? If I may ask.
Such things only happen to those who stumble upon money not for person who is in business managing money already.
Money is about principles which is essentially what these traders basically acquired. So it doesn't matter how much he suddenly found in his possession he will manage it.

apexquest:
Hello gurus in the house, I need help and guidance.
Recently I noticed that in the morning when I want to leave the house, the car will hesitate to move after I have put it in drive 'D'. After about 4 to 5 seconds, it will engage sometimes with a jerk and begin to move.
For the remaining part of the day it will not do it again untill the next day.
It happens every morning and whenever I have left the car for several (over 5 to 6) hours.

It's a 2008 Rav4.

What do I need to check or attend to, please.??

Are you using the manufacturer recommended gear oil?

Goosethetruth:
The write up made you sick and the write up is rubbish.......
Understand one thing nobody has a monopoly of insults!

I never insulted you in my write up. If you want to debunk an argument,you do it with facts not insults.
From your first write up,you boldly stated that you were brought to the polling station by your dad,which implies that you were a minor in 1993.
Secondly your reference to Mokwa in Niger state tells me all I need to know about you. Ibrahim Babangida who annuled the 1993 elections is also from Niger state. So psychologically I understand your jaundiced view point. Tribal loyalty is basically a primordial instinct in most Nigerians. I rest my case.
My final response to you.

Which case are you resting when you didn't have any at first. You are very ridiculous person where did I say my dad took me to the polling unit? And I am not a northerner. Living in Niger state didn't make me lose my identity or impacted my judgement of the election as I only narrated what I witnessed as a teenager then in the local government elections which was conducted first and the rigging got worse in the presidential election which came last. And I maintain my stand that the elite were United in the rigging including police officers.
So my friend you can only speak for your own location and the fact that the election was free in your location doesn't mean it was the same across the country.

Goosethetruth:
Some of you just create false scenario's in your mind and begin spreading falsehood all over the Internet. It is obvious that you never witnessed that election or you were too young to understand what you claimed to witness.
By 1993 Nigerians were tired of military rule in any form or shape and just wanted the military out of governance. Ibrahim Babangida the head of the military junta never wanted to hand over the governance of Nigeria to anybody. He thought the Option A4 system of voting would fail and end in violence but to his eternal shame and disgrace Nigerians trooped out and queued up in orderly fashion behind the candidates of their choice in the NRC and SDP. Nigerians stood in the rain and sun to vote for the candidates of their choice. It was a free and fair election in my estimation because I cast my vote and it was counted correctly.
Young Nigerians need to know their history. Forget all the propaganda spread by the military government of those days. Babangida,Sanni Abacha,David Mark,Dogonyaro,Diya and other military top shots of that era never wanted to hand over government to any civilians. They just wanted to be playing military game of thrones with the governance of Nigeria. The military regarded the governance of Nigeria as a game of musical chairs in which one military man gets up and another one takes over the chair.
Even if Tofa of the NRC party had won the election the military wouldn't have handed over government to him. It was not an Abiola issue,the simple fact is that the military did not want to quit power at all.

Oga your write up makes me sick I couldn't even stand the rubbish you spewed out. However, you unknowingly confirmed my claims.
As you said Nigerians were tired of military rule and wanted them out ASAP this confirmed what I said that the stake holders were United in the rigging that happened no body opposed it they operated freely jumping numbers, young boys running backwards to be counted multiple times it all happened I witnessed it in person not hearsay or any history book. By the way note that history today was some else's current affairs and that 1993 elections was a current affairs to me so I don't need any historian to tell me what I witnessed at least in my own location Mokwa Niger state.
I often hear people say voters queued behind their preferred candidate but that's not exactly current, it was actually the in front of a large poster of their preferred candidate it is good to put it in proper perspective so that those born in the 90s and 2000 will understand well.
I must also mention that there was coercion to join the line with the larger crowd.
So do come and be telling us that that election was perfect it wasn't.

ElevationD:
Sorry, you must have had some counting imagination in your heart. The election of 1993 was the freest and fairest ever witnessed in this country. I participated. I was on the line. It was not just the electoral officials only counting. It was everyone counting together. SDP was counting the numbers on the NRC side and vice versa. We voted for MKO Abiola. His lifestyle was the key to his victory. Everyone believed in him. Everyone trusted him. It was very easy.

Option A4 remains the way, no matter the dirty paint the politicians try to make on it. Infact it helps to control vote buying. For those who receive bribes to vote, once it is time, they run away, as they do not want to be seen on the queue. Return to option A and see the difference. The open-secret ballot is full of wayo.

I only narrated my experience and you dispute my own personal experience as if you were in the same place with me at the time.
I still maintain that the election of 1993 was not free from election malpractices based on my own personal experience.
I was in Mokwa Niger state at time remember that Council elections came first and presidential election came last and I am telling you without equivocation that the elections were not different from other elections in Nigeria.

fergie001:
The direct primary election took a dramatic turn in Abia State.

In a video that has now gone viral, a polling officer was seen counting numbers irregularly - 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 100, 200, 400, 500, 600, 800, 801, 900, 1000,1250

See primary election counting now,51,52, 53,54,55,100,200,400,500 as seen somewhere in Abia state 👀👀 pic.twitter.com/7aHRv3gFQB

— CHUKS 🍥 (@ChuksEricE) May 16, 2026

Exactly what happened in 1993 general elections the supposedly freest election in Nigeria history. I always look at those TV analysts with bombastic eyes each time I hear them eulogies that election because as a little boy then that was the first election I witnessed and I can tell you for free that it was not without rigging the only difference to my little understanding then was that the stake holders were United in the act.

VYourstories:
My dad once made a statement that instantly changed my mindset towards relationships.

In his words: “Princess, introduction is not marriage. So stop acting so cozy with a guy who has done the bare minimum.”

Shockingly, his words hooked my heart the way a fish gets caught in a net , suddenly, completely, with no escape.

From that moment, this one statement made me develop a visceral hatred for a particular phrase: “Our wife.”

Any attempt for someone to call me “our wife,” I will instantly rebuke the person and respond, “I am not his wife yet.”

I usually receive that instant look of surprise, as though I have said something extreme.

But to me, it was my way of helping myself stay aware of reality without beautifying it.

In my opinion, the introduction ceremony in Nigerian culture is when the lady introduces the man she is interested in marrying to the family.

You owe your father at least one chilled bottle of beer.

FreeStuffsNG:
Smh.

Many of you still do not get it how these things work. Do not be decieved by the nomenclature, if you do introduction, you are already married! Both of you are already entangled.

Introduction is even the most important as it officially commences the exchange of vow rites before God, your parents, families, man and the law. If that is not marriage, what then is it?

Don't get entangled at all till the introduction level. If you have strong doubts about the union, cut him or her off before introduction!
It is already too late after introduction because you are already married to the person.

Are you confusing introduction to traditional wedding? Introduction is not traditional wedding therefore the lady is still very much single. A lady is married when her bride price has been paid to her family in the presence of few representatives from both families. Doesn't matter wether there is elaborate ceremony or not.

Kdon2:
Both vice you mention are junior. At least that was an advantage to their principal which is not present In the present scenario of kwakwanso/obi.

If they are both juniors how then is PO now the junior one?
You shouldn't be changing the yardstick to suit your narrative.

Nword22:
This failure personified should not dent our Ottis name.

He is not welcomed in LP.

This is Ngwaman see you soon.

How is he a failure?
Please outline your own personal achievements in life let us put it side by side with his so netizens can decide who the real failure is.
Pls treat with utmost urgency we are waiting.

Kdon2:
He said so in the video. He even enumerated what made kwakwanso superior to obi. It's logic not emotions

Nigeria politics is not mathematics (1 + 1 =2) it's about strategic thinking and planning. I can assure you that Kwankwaso is thinking 2031 when it will be northern turn and with this humble gesture of his Obidients will surely support him.
For your information this is not the first time Osinbajo was vice to Buhari and Jonathan was vice to Yar'adua.

Freshtruth:
I am 37yrs old man I work offshore just going for my time off the hotel my company lodge me I just woke up and I was feeling the need to defecate ( shit) as I was defecating I began to urinate I felt sharp pain in my penis after am done I was about to flush I discovered blood stains I taught maybe is a stain in the wbc untll I look at my penis I discovered I just reuniate blood . Omo I put . My 2 hands in my head thinking na so life take end for me . I have not be able to sleep all night. Not married no child now this . Has anyone experience this before? Blood also in my siliva for months now but I didn't take it serious but this one I just saw now fear done grip me like this

I would have said something but that saliva part changed the whole equation and I am surprised you didn't take it serious typical of men.
It's good you are going to the hospital for proper checks. May God almighty heal you in Jesus name.

[quote author=Breaker001 post=139206262]A viral social media video has sparked widespread reactions after a Nigerian couple publicly tore their marriage certificate during their wedding ceremony.

The unusual act, carried out shortly after the certificate was issued, has stirred debate across online platforms, with many questioning its meaning and implications.

Why the Couple Tore the Certificate
The act reportedly took place at the wedding venue, moments after the official documentation was handed over to them.

According to the source of the video, the couple’s action was symbolic. It was said to represent their belief that divorce would never be an option in their union.

Guests at the ceremony were heard cheering loudly as both partners tore the documents, believed to be two copies of the certificate.

Despite the celebratory mood at the event, the gesture has continued to divide opinions online.

Mixed Public Reactions

Many social media users have criticised the act, describing it as unnecessary and lacking practical value.

One user, Iamnotarealman, wrote: “Women don’t let go of themselves like men. You can see she’s not in line with the decision, it shows on her face. Na men dey mumu for these love journey. Think like a woman.”

Another user, ManNelo, added: “Tearing your marriage certificate to ‘stop divorce’ is like tearing your light bill to stop NEPA from taking power. It’s a meaningless gesture that changes nothing about the reality.”

AfcxOfficial raised concerns about the importance of the document, stating: “But marriage certificate is more than keeping for divorced, what if they want to travel out of country as a couple or is needed to prove a point, anyways this don’t sound alright to me. Wish them best.”

FETWAB also criticised the move, saying: “People go just dey mumu up and down. Is the certificate only meant for divorce purposes. I’ll blame the mumu hubby the more, if the wife wants to act stupid it’s job to guide her.”


Watch the video here….

Nigerian couple sparks reactions after tearing up their marriage certificate at their wedding to signify divorce is not an option
pic.twitter.com/DeR3SXtMdB

— Instablog9ja (@instablog9ja) April 24, 2026

will they do when their marriage certificate is required for official purposes?

ogododo:
https://x.com/i/status/2045433004026425794

An adage of my people that says:
When abomination persists for over a year it becomes a norm.
Their activities have been allowed for too long that they now think that that area is their legitimate territory. Next is to report Nigeria government to ICC for human rights abuses with the help of some sheikh and traditional rulers in the north.

nlfpmod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3hrWPg0i-Q?si=uzZ4-dJcjH6ReIKG

Temi Otedola: “Why Can’t Mr Eazi Just Shout at Me Instead of Sending Emails?”



https://x.com/i/status/2044320394610401436

You don't know why he can't shout at you? Hmmm, no be my mouth you go hear am.
Investigate if he ever shouted at his previous girlfriend(s) or his sisters or female colleagues or female staff if yes then my instinct is right.

chatinent:
As an ex Catholic, I have really not seen or noticed any work the Reverend sisters do. I mean their actual work in the parish. What is it?

Shey you be small pikin? Abi na my mouth you wan hear their true job description? Na wa for you oooh.

dgitrader:
2 decades on a mediocre network is a feat only the strong can handle. One big bottle of origin bitters for you. Even the employees of glo are using mtn/Airtel lines for peace of mind.

At inception Glo was the best option because of their per second billing internet providers were completely different companies at the time (Starlink, Zoom etc) Glo was my first network then until MTN started their unfair competition like frustrating inter - network connectivity and higher prices for calling a different network owning to the fact that they (MTN) has more customers (over 60% of calls made those early years are MTN ie higher charges for those not using MTN and MTN had wider coverage (remember their slogan....everywhere you go but other networks providers focused on major cities Abuja, Lagos and PHC it made people to start switching to MTN network) it started affecting other network providers.

blamingthedevil:
Deputy Speaker Of HoR, Benjamin Kalu To Contest Abia Guber Race




source

I don't believe this report because who will willingly let go of a lucrative position at hand and chase a mirage? There is no vacancy in Abia state government house in 2027.

IamAtAnger:
How valid is this update?...cos of its valid hmmm... we're all doomed in naija

You're not doomed abeg it's just a normal process of separating the dull ones from the intelligent ones that why only few graduate at the end. These ones will surely be expelled from the school.

SisterAnn:
Any day you meet a woman who genuinely loves you, you surely won't remember Samson and Delilah.

The truth is that higher percentage of women love genuinely but the problem is that they love with their hearts (emotions) that's why men enemies easily get them through their lovers. That's why also a woman who genuinely loves you and you have done everything within your power some times outside your power to provide for her will hurt you or destroy your relationship at any slightest misunderstanding.

Qtsnow:
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This epic party and relaunch, taking place at Victor Uwaifo Hall, Benin City, on the 10th of April, will bring the city together to celebrate friendship, connection, and the simple joy of relaxing with your community.

Building on the momentum of the 33 Connect Party previously held in Uyo, this relaunch and Connect Party in Benin promises to be the most exciting gathering of the season. With Terry G set to perform a selection of his biggest hits at the event, guests can expect good music, great lager, and amazing company, all set against a vibrant backdrop and an immersive experience created by 33 Export Lager Beer.

Among these exciting experiences planned, the most unforgettable moment of the night will be the 33 Connect Friendship Table, which is a communal table where guests will gather for a symbolic group toast honouring friendship and connection, highlighting the campaign theme “Taste That Unites” as the reason for the iconic gathering.

With the relaunch of 33 Export Lager Beer, the invitation is simple: show up, come ready to connect with friends and raise a bottle of 33 Export in a toast to friendship and the memorable moments that connect us all.

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What do you mean relaunch? Or they are doing promotions for "33" lager beer?

CapitalLens:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUbB_gpGAC4?si=P32gWWyMBOacQeGI

…SAYS REVOKED LAND WILL BE USED FOR COMMUNITY DEVELOPMENT

The Minister of the Federal Capital Territory, Barr Ezenwo Nyesom Wike has ordered the arrest of the owner of a building which collapsed on Good Friday, April 3, at Jikwoyi area of the FCT, and directed the seizure of the land.

Addressing journalists during an on-the-spot assessment of the wreckage on Tuesday, April 7, 2026, the Minister disclosed that the owner was already in the advanced stages of building a two-storey for a hotel without a building plan approval, even as officials of the Development Control had issued stop-work notices apriori, which were ignored.

"Despite the lack of formal approval, the company proceeded with construction, leading to the eventual structural failure. There was no approval for the construction of this building. Development Control had issued stop-work notices, but the company ignored the notices and continued regardless", he stated.

Barr Wike who frowned at the blatant disregard for compliance with laws in the country said, "We are trying to make sure that for anybody that doesn't have approval, we are going to bring the building down. For me, thank God no life was lost, but the owner will be arrested and prosecuted”.

The Minister said the local community will be consulted to determine a suitable public-purpose project to be built on the reclaimed land.

He stressed the need for strict compliance with building regulations, adding that obtaining approval allows the relevant authority to monitor construction standards and ensure the use of standard materials.

The Minister directed relevant agencies to strengthen enforcement measures, including the demolition of structures built without approval, in order to prevent future incidents.

"I have always said this, go to the Development Control to get approval, let them know what you are building, the quality of materials, and they will supervise it from one stage to another... Anywhere you see a building going on without approval, report to the government and we shall prosecute those who refuse to get approvals", the Minister emphasized.

The Minister reiterated the commitment of the administration to safeguarding lives and property, urging developers to adhere strictly to laid-down procedures to avoid sanctions.

And what did he say about his own train station that collapsed? Will he resign? Or submit himself for investigation?

Giftimoni:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvNBocNOSx0




https://punchng.com/ex-seast-govs-back-tinubu-for-2027-form-new-forum/?amp

This is the most ridiculous piece I have read in recent time.
1. No any Imo state former governor in attendance only one from Anambra state.
2. What positive governance advice can any former governor from Abia state offer to the current governor? Same goes to the immigrant former governor of Enugu state and Imo state as well.
Just say former governors of SE states that are supporting Tinubu's re election bid.

bigpicture001:
I forgot that in the course of our relationship I told her two jokes that is serious, about the emotional effcet both Beyonce songs "halo" and "poision" usually have on me..... because she wanders why I play them frequently on my play list..

Last weekend while spending the weekend with me, we got into a repeating argument that broke our flow down ND it was at noon, so I went out, watched football and came back at night... I didn't bother eating and went straight to bed..

I know I am wounding her with such attitude, but I wanted her to beg me... Instead of begging me, this lady pull off a big surprise on me..

She connected the MP3 with her fone and brought in by the door of the room where I was it was like say 9:30 pm. it was dark , raining and cold.. she put on just a lingerie, switch on and played "halo"..

She just didn't play Halo, sh stood by the door way, I was on the bed, wrapped in the duve and peeping at her.. with a teary eyes, sh gave me the best ever halo performance I have ever seen.. it was so so romantic and touching . This makes it perfect because sh has a tenor high pitch voice which matched Beyonce's,

She just stood there in a flood of tears and loud on the song both with her and the MP3.. the whole lyrics got into my head , I fealt tears roll down my eyes....I couldn't help but stand up ,walk to her and held her hand....ND tried walking her to bed, but she came slowly with the loud lyrics on her tenor voice, I joined her in the songs ND we both cried nd gave beyonce a proud performance.....

Well, what happened there after they say the rest is history!


U guyz should try download and listen to that song, it has a spirit in it.. same as poison, both by Beyonce

That tears that rolled down your eyes will one flow down since you decided to let a woman know your wickedness you didn't learn anything from Samson's story abi?
Anyways, enjoy your relationship when it's still relationshiping as Flavour song WISER featuring MI and Phyno is in my mind right now.