₦airaland Forum

Giftimoni:
https://guardian.ng/news/efcc-secures-court-order-to-remand-verydarkman-prepares-charges

Nigeria security agencies, even the ones you expect to do better will still do copy and paste formats of yeye police force. ARRESTING SUSPECT FIRST THEN START LOOKING FOR EVIDENCE.

Glimpsetv:
A young, beautiful lady dressed in a nun outfit has gone viral after calling out Asaba boys for asking for her phone number.

The lady expressed shock that despite her appearance as a reverend sister, some boys still approached her.

Laughing and speaking in Pidgin English, she said:
"Asaba boys no get respect o. Una see me in costume like a soldier for Christ, yet una still get mind stop me for road dey collect number—Jesus’ property! Ah!"
Laughing uncontrollably, she continued: "Una dey mad, Asaba boys, I swear. No single respect—how? As I holy reach, una still dey stop me for road dey collect number. Someone that is married to Christ. I’m short of words... but you know what? I no go panic."

Although the lady later released another video apologizing for how she called out Asaba boys, the initial clip has already sparked widespread reactions across social media platforms like Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok.

Watch the video and share your thoughts in the comments.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsLbyRRDGeg

Me self go try woo her I no go lie.

YourBestWriter:
Before I got a menial job which I'm currently working on till date, I have stayed unemployed for 10 years.

So, at that time my family became really worried about me and they were anxious. My mother died in this horrible time in my life, and my father out of desperation paid the sum of 800,000 to this guy to help get me a job in a any federal establishment.

August will make it one year since my family paid that money and the only thing we are getting is excuses upon excuses from the guy.

Please guys, is it too early to press the panic button or do you think we are already scammed by this guy?

800k would have started small business for you and with God blessings you will build gradually.

[quote author=zero8zero post=135253076][/quote]See as bobo jejely put his hands behind him no want any issues ooh.

OLAADEGBU:
“I wanted to play for my country but in the end I was chosen to play for England and I played for England three times a d I came back to the motherland.”

Do you have coaching experience?

FuglyGurl:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2025/05/abia-monarch-raises-the-alarm-over-massive-land-acquisition-by-herdsmen-in-obingwa/

This king is not making sense for me when he said acquired it implies that they bought the the land if so why is he lamenting? But if they are occupying the land illegally then he should do everything to evict them. He should channel his anger at those who sold the lands to the herders.

Obavoh:
Since Bandits attacked my village last year, we had to abandon the 2 bedroom home that I built.

We have moved into the main town and I managed to rent a small but spacious room for my growing family.

The problem is that me, my wife and children all sleep in the same room now. This has affected the Romance between my wife and I.

The older children sleep on the floor and our last 2 babies sleep on the same bed with us. We demarcated the bed with a small curtain for privacy.

I have to make sure the children are asleep before I can touch my wife but I always feel the older children are light sleepers. Since we moved here I have not been successful in showing love to my wife.

Out of frustration, my wife and I started bathing together around 5a.m in the morning but the landlord warned me seriously and said such a thing is forbidden in his Gida so we stopped.

I work Monday to Sunday during the day so I only have night time to spend with my wife. I am losing my happiness.

Don't ever assume your kids are deep asleep I bet you they are not and they are aware of everything happening in the dark or demarcation you can't understand the damage being done to them most people struggling with masturbation and pornography and sometimes incest started because of such exposure.
Your landlord is right I will suggest you and your wife lodge in a decent hotel once in a while let your kids sleep at home that is if you have the means because I am wondering what can of job requires a man to work Monday to Sunday it's unfortunate that people essentially parents the that money is the essence of work.

zero8zero:
https://thewhistler.ng/enugu-traders-count-losses-as-beans-prices-crash/amp/

These middle men are the major cause of high cost of things in Nigeria. Too many middle retailers.

aminulive:
https://politicsnigeria.com/breaking-wike-reacts-to-walkout-on-tinubus-wife-in-rivers-sends-message-to-fubara/

Videos don't lie! They were angered by the the lies and deception by the organisers they walked out on the foreigner's wife imposed on them and not Remi Tinubu who was not there at the time anyways.

TouchNfollow:
https://dailypost.ng/2025/05/01/southerners-own-land-in-north-but-we-cant-buy-in-south-acf-chair/

I didn't know that Dangote refinery is on Arewa land not to mention several other northerners who have properties across southern states. He should have said southerners are resisting their free grazing and land grabbing. Employ one aboki and see how they will occupy your property because they don't pay rent.

LifeNot4DWeak:
If I fart inside a room, especially in the evening, everybody will run away. In fact, stay outside for a few minutes before you come inside again.


I mostly pity my girlfriend because she's is the one enduring it. Chai, that girl don suffer for my hand.

The other day, i was on a date with a girl and it came. I couldnt control so i had to release and the whole place was smelling so bad. She knew i was the one and i had to apologize. Since after that day, that girl is not picking my calls again. Could that be the issue?

Abeg, could something be wrong inside me that makes my fart smell so bad? Like a rotten dead body. I'm serious. That is how bad it's.

What can I do to end this?

How many times do you poo in a day? Or are you one of those that poo once in three days?

adenigga:
Source: https://vanguardngr.com/Banks-customers-to-pay-N6-per-SMS-transaction-alert-starting-today

Starting today for everybody you mean? Because they been charging me #6 for a week now?

HedgesTV:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOZHzfNjlGw

Popular Nigerian streamer and content creator Peller has gone viral for making controversial statements about his family.

Peller stated he doesn’t miss his family and he doesn’t like to see them.

This clip got mixed reactions from Nigerians. Full video above !

SEE PEOPLE ROLE MODEL OOOH

garykoeman:
Alex and other governors should be thankful to President Tinubu and FG for increase allocation to their various states

No not true. The figure might be higher but the true value is less than what the previous governors were receiving viz Avi exchange rate.

WowSweetGuy:
What do you think?

Second hand clothes,

DomPerignon:
Ned is seeking SE support in the Senate to get his Anioma state from which he is only agitating for so as to be a governor.


The vast majority do not want to be lumped into the SE and they have made this grievance known through several Town Hall communiques.

There are times one need to keep aside emotions and sentiments to achieve something. Sen Ned believes that it will be easier to give SE one state to balance things than to add to SS. Whether they are in the SS or SE it doesn't change who they are and nobody is forcing or dragging them to associate with whom they don't want. As I said earlier Biafra is gone and only some few disgruntled people still fantasy about it. And I personally don't want the blending of SE with the Igbos outside the SE they should be on their own.

DomPerignon:
But Ibos who want to have their own separate unique identity far from you guys.

Why are they insisting against Anioma to be lumped with your dead yeast but instead want Anioma to still be part of SS region ?

Obviously you are ignorant of the fact that Sen Ned Nwoko the chief promoter of Anioma state is anchoring his argument on the basis that SE needs one more state to equal other regions therefore, Anioma state should be the sixth SE state. That's senator Ned Nwoko proposal not mine.

DomPerignon:
Before Delta state creation there was Bendel State renamed from the old Midwest Region.

The Igboid people in the old Midwest turn Bendel always insisted on a qualifier . They refered to themselves as Bendel Ibos. During the time of Midwest region , they always made it clear that they were separate from the larger Ibos

Even if you give them Anioma state today, they will add Anioma as a prefix.

I think you are beginning to get it which ever appendage they add to differentiate them from the others doesn't change the fact that they are Igbos QED.

Unclebayo:
I’m just hearing about it for the first time… I browsed it now but I saw different categories, which do you recommend among all please

You're just hearing it yet you said you have used every toothpaste.

Unclebayo:
I have tried almost every toothpaste in this world and yet the use still persists…. Anyone here with a solution? Please

Every toothpaste? I would have said you should try Colgate Optic White or Sensodyn whitening but from your statement you might have tried them I will only suggest you consult a dentist or you go local by using baking soda and hydrogen peroxide.

DomPerignon:
Explain to me why Delta, Bayelsa, Rivers , Akwa Ibom , Edo and Cross River are part of your Biafra

This guy self, well I'm not surprised. Biafra doesn't exist anymore only in the minds of some disgruntled individuals. My point is the Igbos in Delta, Rivers, Kogi, Cross rivers, Benue and Edo should know their ethnicity because they have been Igbos before Nigeria came to be. Nationhood can change state can change but your ethnicity remains. For instance when I was in primary school our current affairs (in today's school it's 36 states and capital Abia Umuahia, Anambra Awka....... you know they recite it) didn't have these
states you listed maybe Rivers state. We had 12 states then. Nothing like delta igbo then because there was no Delta state. So tomorrow if another state is created it will still not change their ethnicity that is really my point state can change country can change but your ethnicity remains the same it doesn't matter where you find yourself.

fineboynl:
Saraki. The rest were rubber stamps.

The current one is much worse

If Ken Nnamani was a rubber stamp SP like this present randy SP we have OBJ will still be president today because most of the presidents across Africa when OBJ was military head of state were still presidents when he returned as civilian president so he too began to fantasy of being live president just that he was not desperate or wicked enough like the present occupant. So the whole national assembly led by Nnamani prevented him they were not rubber stamps.

Fiscus105:
Mine 7th, 2nd and 5th.

Bukola Saraki, Chuba Okadigbo and Ken Nnamani. The rest are hogwash, and 9th and 10th are disasters.

It depends on the prism you are looking from. From the masses lens I would say Ken Nnamani for stopping 3rd term agenda and Bukola Saraki and if you're looking from the executive lens it will be randy Godswill Akpabio and Ahmed Lawal two rubber stamps SPs.

DomPerignon:
so you decided to claim the entire SS because of the tiny minority ibo people in them.



How many ibos can claim Delta South and central? Even in Delta north there are tribes who openly deny any link to ibo nation.


So because of tiny ibo community in Cross River central bordering Ebonyi the entire Cross River is ibo land?


What is even the rational for adding bayelsa which has no single ibo indigenes?

My point is know your ethnicity irrespective of your geographical location. No body is claiming anything. I personally don't even count anybody outside the SE as igbo because I have lived with them associated with them and their thinking and behaviour is nothing like those in the SE so I personally would want them to be on their own but that doesn't change the fact that they are Igbos.

Metrix147:
https://abntv.com.ng/news/i-founded-ipob-for-the-good-of-ndi-igbo-nnamdi-kanu-tells-court/

That's how you know a courageous man not Simeone who claimed to be a content creator.

DomPerignon:
Then why drag other tribes in the SS into your Biafra?

Are there no Igbos in SS? There are Igbos in SS who know that tribe or language is not affected by geographical location.
I perceive you are dunce so let me enlighten you a bit. Kwara and Kogi states are classified as NC states yet the yorubas in these states have never denied their heritage. There are Ijaw people in Ondo, Bayelsa and Rivers state but they not confused about their identity. A Nigerian fulani considers a fellow fulani from Niger, Mali and other countries more of a brother than a southern Nigerian.
Tribes and languages have been existing before geographical demarcation either in form of country or states.

fergie001:
Vatican News

I guess it's to give more time for horse trading and reaching out it seems the favourite person won't emerge if they go in right away.
Everything na politics forget.

AbidoyeAyobami:
https://worldjobinfohub.com/2025/04/24/breaking-corps-member-delivers-bouncing-baby-boy-at-nysc-camp/

How did a pregnant woman makes it to the camp or have they changed the rule? Or another Nigeria factor? A soldier told me in NYSC camp those days that with the right connection Satan can see Jesus. I was shocked I never heard anything like that before.

Celestialsword:
Before any surgical operations are carried on a patient by a qualified surgeon some things must be put in place first like,

Blood
Alternative power supply
Ambulance
Medications

It's the fault of the hospital,the should be sued.

I guess they wanted to pocket everything and you know the attitude of most Nigerians - God dey, we go manage, and it's not our portion. Too many avoidable deaths in Nigeria

Chilipepper:
Thirty-five minutes into my wife’s operation, NEPA took the light, and..." - A man loses his wife after a power outage and fuel shortage delay her surgery at Jummai Babangida Aliyu General Hospital.

Why will any sane organisation depends solely on NEPA? at least for purpose of this operation fuel your generator just in case. Na waoooo for people of this country.

Metrix147:
Source: https://abntv.com.ng/news/abia-2027-ukwa-ngwa-leaders-urge-deputy-speaker-kalu-to-join-governorship-race/

I just dey laugh uncontrollably because of this headline. Why? Because not everyone drinking and eating with you is a true friend. They want him to vacate his house of rep position and embark on wild goose chase so they can vie for his vacated position. I guess he will not fall for their bait but Nigeria politicians when flattered always think themselves to be god.

NewDigitalWorld:
Source: https://thenationonlineng.net/apc-chieftain-orubebe-welcomes-oborevwori-others/

Useless people after shouting we can't take ths in INEC collation centre he finally joined them. I pity any supporter carrying Nigerian politician matter for head. They will leave feeling sheepishly at some point. They are only interested in anywhere their bread will be buttered.