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Webmasters / Re: Please How Much Can I Charge To Build A Church Database? by BashMe1(m): 4:38pm On Jul 16, 2015
gracias
Webmasters / Re: Please How Much Can I Charge To Build A Church Database? by BashMe1(m): 4:27pm On Jul 16, 2015
Esdb3:


Sarcastic slowpoke. One he is not obliged to pay it back to that church. And how is 10percent half? Did I miss something? Are we still on Earth? Dummy!

Ur papa elder broda' be mumu plus u must be breathin' 4rm d anus. hw does ma post concern ur effin' life... bitchy attention seeker...
Webmasters / Re: Please How Much Can I Charge To Build A Church Database? by BashMe1(m): 3:55pm On Jul 16, 2015
50million Naira... cos u r gonna pay half of it back as tithe. be wise

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Politics / Re: Explosion Rocks ECWA Church In Jos by BashMe1(m): 11:04am On Jul 12, 2015
christinie:
worry about your dullard bokohariri who calls osibnde_West Germany_illiterate.

shud be worry more about u cos u lost d common sense
Politics / Re: Explosion Rocks ECWA Church In Jos by BashMe1(m): 10:54am On Jul 12, 2015
christinie:
settlement of boko!

exactly wah I jes mentioned, Ba sense in ur reasoning. cry
Politics / Re: Explosion Rocks ECWA Church In Jos by BashMe1(m): 10:52am On Jul 12, 2015
Mattkent:


Oh pls don't tell me that's d highest level of your I.Q.

Obviously, it is. D more she grows, d less knowledge n wisdom her brain accommodates. so sad 4 Christine
Politics / Re: Explosion Rocks ECWA Church In Jos by BashMe1(m): 10:48am On Jul 12, 2015
christinie:
ask your sai buhari to settle his boys. It's very simple.

It's obvious nufin reasonable can penetrate ur plastic skull, ur actually droolin' mucus 4rm d brain so bad dat u now reason wiv ur bum... SMH
Politics / Re: Explosion Rocks ECWA Church In Jos by BashMe1(m): 10:42am On Jul 12, 2015
christinie:
Buhari call your boys to order. You used to pay them to cause mayhem but stopped paying them when you took over from GEJ whose Government you promised to make ungovernable and you did indeed. Buhari continue to pay your boys o. He who fetched ant infested firewood has invited lizards.

Grow up lady. dis is not about anybody's Boyz bur a collective responsibility we must act upon. if it was Buhari's doings, hw come dey still attack till date? 6yrs b4 Buhari's tenure is enuf 2 aid dem 2 gain dis much ground so stop fooling about.

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Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Rocks Alex Ekubo: Photos by BashMe1(m): 6:31pm On Jul 10, 2015
vimi:
Same gehh will be praying for a God fearing brodva to get married to.. #Shameless angry

See how happy the dude looks sad
[size=15pt]Broda' Vimi, u r daft... wat's wrong with d pix? can't musician be strategic in marketing his or her products? hypocrites everywia.[/size]
Family / Re: Photo: What Would You Do If You Came Home And Saw Your Child Like This!! by BashMe1(m): 9:55am On Jul 05, 2015
Well, It is simple. I will handle d situation very mildly such dat when police arrives upon my call 2 come arrest him or her, dey won't hesitate arresting me alongside & lock me behind bars 4 at least a day or two. Even when judge sees her, dey will wanna tamper justice wiv mercy on her case once dey realise wah I wud av done on her/him.
Forum Games / Re: Try This, Its Like Magic by BashMe1(m): 10:28am On Jul 04, 2015
Mrkelv:
Didn't notice anything :\

If u didn't Notice, Then u need 2 go c an optician cos I bet ur sight is bad.
Politics / Re: Dr Joe Odumakin 49th Birthday Celebration In Pictures by BashMe1(m): 8:05pm On Jul 03, 2015
Wow, Biology teacher go don lash her wiv pankere finish b4 dem realise say she be 49yr old activist. gud way 2 go

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Car Talk / Re: Burning Bus At Toll Gate 7up Going To BERGER by BashMe1(m): 7:01pm On Jul 03, 2015
Omo, hope nobody der insyd O? Wud luv 2 c our legislators be burnt down in it 4 slowing d country down since d start of d new govt.
Politics / Re: War Against Okada Riders To Resume In Lagos by BashMe1(m): 5:29pm On Jun 30, 2015
kingofdemons:
apc is such a bloody hypocritical party full of con men

why use them and dump later

what happened on standing your ground.

well I don't expect much from a party of terrorists with an illiterate terrorist Daura President gworo chewing bastard burukutu sipping gorilla mumuhamado Buhari as a president.

Thunder scatter apc there

Buhari is a terrorist - Elrufai
Apc Is bokoharam
Tinubu is a bastard
Osibanjo is a vagabond
Elrufai is a midget
Obasanjo is a monkey
Lier Muhammed is charlatan
Amaechi is a thief
Oshiomole is a scallywag
Kwankwanso is a cow
Ambode is a clown
Aregbesola is a nincompoop
Fashola is a hooligan
Oyegun is vulture
Delemomodu is pig
Igbokwe is a goat
Oby is a concubine
Rochas is a crook

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If dem call u Orubebe now, u go say dem wicked. As far as Lagos is concerned, it is JK dat was campaigning with Okada which was even part of the reasons some Lagosians did not vote for him. Akpama[/size]

Crime / Re: Lagos Food Vendor Kills Man Over N50 Bread by BashMe1(m): 10:50am On Jun 30, 2015
[size=15pt]This country has to be gud... Fud shudnt be an issue on bit. Na Wa[/size]
Business / Re: BVN Madness In Pictures by BashMe1(m): 12:27pm On Jun 29, 2015
[size=13pt]IF I DO AM, MAKE DEM SEIZE MA MONEY WEY I SWEAT FOR... DEM GO C CRAZE!!![/size]
Politics / Re: Okupe Mocks APC Over Crisis by BashMe1(m): 7:59am On Jun 29, 2015
Bastard Okupe, Under ur nose d person u promised will neva' rule Nigeria, is livin' d dream... wah u gon' do?

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Politics / Re: 'Buhari And The Demons In His Party' - Leadership by BashMe1(m): 8:37am On Jun 26, 2015
[size=15pt]PDP defectors shud be blamed for the fracas. APC were being gullible.[/size]
Sports / Re: Nigerian Football Not Being Promoted Well By Local Media – Dikko by BashMe1(m): 6:09pm On Jun 23, 2015
Don't mind dem jawe, dat's d problem wiv Naija stations bur if it is 2 show Pauloma, secret of D sands, n Rich also cry repeatedly, dey can do it 4 Africa... shio!

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Politics / Re: Murray-bruce Wants NYSC Members To Be Given N500k Each Upon Passing Out by BashMe1(m): 12:52pm On Jun 21, 2015
lawanson44:
[size=18pt]Daura President and his Down Syndrome Commissioner Osubande is too daft to think about this kind of thing! Nice One Ben! cool[/size]

Eyaa, I thot Erubebe was d only one of his kind. undecided so sad

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Politics / Re: Murray-bruce Wants NYSC Members To Be Given N500k Each Upon Passing Out by BashMe1(m): 12:48pm On Jun 21, 2015
E be like dis guy want make mob burn down silverbird. lack brain
Politics / Re: Saraki And Emir Of Ilorin Pray At Ilorin Central Mosque (photo) by BashMe1(m): 5:34pm On Jun 19, 2015
Wueva' did d postin', I gat one questn 4 u. Now dat u posted him prayin' at Central mosque, shud I start cryin' cos he's prayin'? dumb dudes everywhere. am sure ur gonna post him pooin' in d gent someday.

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Destroying Nigeria Before Handover – APC by BashMe1(m): 7:26pm On May 24, 2015
[size=15pt]he cud sack but cant handle d nation's basic needs... stupid President[/size]
Politics / Re: Massive Traffic Lights At The 11th Hour by BashMe1(m): 4:07pm On May 07, 2015
Too late sha, dis Jona n hin goons blokos don dey leak o. Shey na now dem sabi say dem go dey do stuff wey suppose don dey down since six yrs ago? Iranu, abasha...shio!
Politics / Re: Jonathan Appoints Gbenga Daniel, Abacha’s Aide Varsities Council Chairmen by BashMe1(m): 8:12am On May 06, 2015
xdris:
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Na you mumu pass I swear,I'm sure if dem allow u bcome naija presi for a day na so so sleep you go dey sleep for presidential villa Eda
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Obviously ur sense of reasoning is trampled upon under ur feet as u walk. Hw does ur argument affect wat's on ground? U sha wanted to talk.[/size]
Politics / Re: Jonathan Appoints Gbenga Daniel, Abacha’s Aide Varsities Council Chairmen by BashMe1(m): 10:58pm On May 05, 2015
[size=17pt]As clueless as he is, i wont be surprised if one day he forgets himself and decides to appoint Buhari as Foreign Minister over the current occupant. Mumu President...[/size]

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Appoints Gbenga Daniel, Abacha’s Aide Varsities Council Chairmen by BashMe1(m): 10:49pm On May 05, 2015
Daft Presido... Later some nuisance go come dey call am dia mentor when ppl like Obama, Bill Gate, Amanpour, Oprah, Dangote, etc.. dey dey make life a better place to live. Oshi n'ile pako.

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Politics / Re: Fuel Crisis: Marketers Deny Receiving Payment From Govt, Say Strike Continues by BashMe1(m): 12:35pm On May 01, 2015
And some Darf in spirit individual will be shoutin' GEJ dia hero, Fayose dia role model. 10litres jes cost me 3500.

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Politics / Re: PWC Report Latest:CBN And NPDC Refused To Open Their Financial Statement To PWC by BashMe1(m): 1:02am On Apr 28, 2015
IzonOwei:
but the pwc had already started auditing the nnpc before the elections...the truth is never in nigerian have we been close to information as we do now...give kudos to GEJ...

retard, don't worry...I'm happy u r alive 2 c all dis happen. if only u were patient enuf 2 read btw d lines when Patience Jonathan mentioned she cannot afford 2 be feedin' her husband in d prison, u shud av better known dat dat mention wasn't 4 fun. Unfortunately 4 her, my feelin' is dat she might be doin' d cookin' in d same prison cell wiv her husband n it wudnt be a bad idea as well if u decide 2 be runnin' an errand 4 dem once dey r der.

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Politics / Re: Photo: Guess What Buhari Is Discussing With Ameachi by BashMe1(m): 9:37am On Apr 27, 2015
Ameachi show-up in news gives some NL dudes nightmares. I luv d man, very bold. in a region where d clueless current president has stronghold, he stood up 2 face his oppressors.

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Politics / Re: NNPC Has Started Refunding Unremitted $1.48bn - Alison-Madueke by BashMe1(m): 8:26am On Apr 23, 2015
Shey Woman yii Gbadun sha, Wah About D alleged missing 20billion Dollars?

Deziani abi Kiloruko e se je naa, gv ursef brain o. we no be mugu

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