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Kunbee: Guys are meant to provide for ladies, so i dont see the big deal

Under what verse from the bible?

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Ryda: yes i know it...u are high on dead mans pOo nd i think u should go choke ur self with ur gfs menzes

What is this Eediot still doing on NL?

Ikoniko: wat did buhari forgot in aso rock dat he wants to go back either by killin, blackmailin if not to steal. Mwtch

Well for your information, Buhari have never been in Aso rosk to have forgootten anything there

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A guy in a hurry used the ladies 'toilet in a posh hotel'.. He sat down & noticed 4 buttons- WW, WA, PP & APR. Curious, he pressed WW & his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much! He then pressed WA & a blast of WARM AIR dried him up. Still loving it, he pressed PP & a POWDER PUFF to make him smell fresh. Feeling pampered, he decided to press the last button APR. He later woke up in a hospital, a nurse smiled & said; Sir, APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER, so when the machine couldn't find a pad on you, it went for your testicles. The are in this jar.

Lots of Pictures available but i have been trying to upload them but not sure why its not going through

any man that yansh the woman should be sentence to death my hanging, Cos any man that yansh her will be sue for attempt murder

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Wowww so i have help so many ladies... my reward is in heaven as i believe none of them can possibly reward me

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This OP most be high on cocoyam leave, if no be rain na price and you say its wrong abeg park well jor

From the comment so far i think Shekarau/Fashola have won already if we are to judge based on comment on NL so far.. SO hatters make una go kiss crocodile ooo

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I guess some of you are not around during 2011 general election, Its the vote from SW that give GEJ victory. Now Imagine Buhari Dominating North and Tinubu dominating the SW and give me what the result will look like. In 2011 if i could remember, GEJ win 22 states and Buhari i think about 12 states or so. SO now let put all the votes from SW excluding the one from OSun where ACN won in 2011 and that is Lagos, Ogun, Oyo, Edo, Ekiti,Ondo... and that is 6 states in SW where GEJ won then, So let Asume Buhari/Tinubu pave way for Shekarau/Fashola and give them there full support and campagne massively for them, Can someone tell me what will happen with this calculation come 2015, Minus those 6 states from GEJ 22 states which will give us 22-6=16 states for GEJ. Then lets add the 6 states to the one of Buhari and that will give us 12+6 and that give us 18 states right. Then plus Osun states and that makes is 19 states for Shekarau/Fashola and 16 states for GEJ/Sambo. someone should just think with there brain and not there anus.

israel007: FASHOLA

so he can bring toll gate to every street and ban trecking on the street?

somebody, PLEEEAAAAASE!

Some people are just so stewpid, Even ban you from entering your house or making love with your wife Ewu. I believe most of Nigerian dont want change and better life.I weep for my country

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More pic soon just been really busy lately

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@OP thank you so much for this... I am very Familiar with that area Beside i was there last week. and i usually visit when ever am around since that was where my family house is.. and Particularly i was well known in that area at both complex, even the tout know me very well, SO if i happen to drive to that area this coming saturday without reading this i would have been a victim and and sturbon and strong headed guy like me.. na jail oooo cos me i go shout for all of them ni. Thanks once again OP for sharing this with Nairalanders

Akpos asked Chichi in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you"?

Chichi answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH YOUUU!!!”.

All the students in the library started staring at Akpos and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, Chichi walked quietly to Akpos’s table and she told him
"I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?"

Akpos responded with a
loud voice: "N50000 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!"
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and all the people in the
library looked at Chichi in shock and Akpos whispered in her ears;
"I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty"

ladeski: Man united won't win the league, although will be close. The team who finishes above then will nick it.

see T.B Joshua ooo

Spectre81: What's the price?

#2.4m Negotiable

Gozzzy: You sure say na you get this car? Why all the pics, na distant pics, as if say you dey fear mek the owner no catch you? No interior pics, no engine pics, no price, nothing nothing!!!!!!!! I dey suspect foul play here o

Well bro i am not really into pictures that was why but i am the real owner of this Machine I bought it for myself cos i based in Cotonou, But the car i really want to buy is Infinity G35x 2007 and not available when i bought this, So decide to sell this when i finally find the ride of my choice

Efemena_xy: See confession o!

From Mr stingy

Efe na so now, Long time how have you been doing? how acada

Record still stands
Manchester United is the only British club to win the Club World Cup

Liverpool tried failed
Chelsea tried failed

I think they need to learn from Manchester United who know how to win Champiosn League and World club cup