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Take it easy on Studio

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was, God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

^^ are you the same Dr smile

aletheia:
^^Your choice; but remember unless you repent and turn to Jesus; these words will stand as witness against you on the Day of Judgment. May God have mercy on you.
For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned. (Matthew 12:37)

hey what Jesus are you talking about is that your same god or my own isa ibn maryam? if it was that youe same god then you are looser to even think that someone who could not help himself, someone who cry bitterly for help will help me, someone who was beatten, spat on by the jew guy you need medical check up as a Dr

190:
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you could have said thanks marijuana

Hey studio or wetin eb that your name again you chop craze abi them send you come? person post invitation and i ask what happen if i reject the invite na crime, and beside my wife is a reddemer and i have drove her to the Holy Ghost congress once that was in 2007 so guy wish on come be you own make you no vex me ooooo

@efe that not the wey to welcome 190 to your section and 190 your comeback is hilarious LWKMDFH

what purse is that can you please come out clear

maybe you need a translator cos they are sweet words like love letter

first time wey Studio go appreciate joke nice one there

hey what kept me busy all night? thinking i don miss die Tanimz and studio will never cease to amaze me and make them voice out wetin dey between dem na lie kai well i keep my finger cross as one and only Peace Ambassador, to the all the rest poster's i hail ooooo

OMG look KDK,tanimz and Efe you guys are online all night dont tell me you are mai guard on night duty

^^^ see all the xtains guys run away from truth and you are left behind with your strong heart, i believe the rest are now praising Allah (SWT) for saving there life

Hey man don's start my God is everywhere i am

maybe i could teach some dear

EFCC thumb up bro

ok what ur acct number

Na who say make you no understand french

Who dey teach you french?

and what will happen if i reject the invite?

When did Efe turn to studio you've seen all the joke kai give me a break

Efe! Efe!! Efe!!! no comment

what is this thread doing in joke session it need to be move

nice one there @OP