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Jokes Etc › Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First? by Basildvalour(m): 8:00am On Jun 24, 2015

youngice:
I smell ibo all over you

Maybe you are dull

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Jokes Etc › Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First? by Basildvalour(m): 7:56am On Jun 24, 2015

Firstly, I am not married and for those who have, the vows could be renewed and a new certificate issued them. The marriage certificate eating rat has not much to worry about

My B.Sc. Certificate is important just as my NYSC discharge credentials is but the rats can have a filled day flexing them, I do not care because this clearly states that I am a contractor; the owner of the company and wouldn't worry about employment

The land and house documents could be replaced because there would be duplicate copies with my lawyer. I'll just make extra copies from his so, the rat at first sight is safe and for my BIBLE, the word of God is written in my heart, so, I'll just get a new and better one when I finally get the CONTRACT FUNDS released to me because....

....That rat eating my multi-billion dollars contract papers will smell hell right away. I will butcher it into parts and send its members roasting. Even OP go perceive the aroma grin

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Education › Are There Any Similarities Between Inflation And Unemployment? by Basildvalour(op): 4:58pm On Jun 23, 2015

Economists in the house, I would like to know if there is/are any similarity/similarities between Inflation and unemployment in an economy.

Responses will be highly appreciated.

Nairaland General › Re: Glo Introduces The Best Data Plan Ever;get 1gb For N100 Only by Basildvalour(m): 7:38pm On Jun 21, 2015

Huh

Politics › Re: Buhari Moves Into Presidential Villa Today by Basildvalour(m): 6:21pm On Jun 21, 2015

Was he trying to fumigate the place all the while huh

Forum Games › Re: Who Can Find The Missing Number by Basildvalour(m): 1:28pm On Jun 21, 2015

86, (87), 88, 89, 90, 91

Politics › Re: Chibok Principal Nominated As Borno Commissioner For Education by Basildvalour(m): 1:06pm On Jun 21, 2015

chimerase2:
Amu nt surprised
she/he played his/her role very well during de scam so why should i be.
Buhari, shettima and oby inshort comment reservior

Oga e be like say I see who resemble you for amawom this sunday morning for Urenma shop....U dey around?

Romance › Re: Oya Come Toast That Babe or Guy wey You Like For PIDGIN!!! by Basildvalour(m): 1:00pm On Jun 21, 2015

Uniquexty:
I'm blushing down to my toes. #Gracefully walks to the spotlight. Let the wooing begin

If person don blush wen I never even begin dey yarn, nah wetin I wan talk again to use skemp am finish nah.

Uniquexty, make we just enter room make I whisper am enter your ear. I no want all these guys to copy my scoping nah. Oya, I dey wait grin

Romance › Re: Is she real or pretending or under pressure? by Basildvalour(m): 11:17am On Jun 20, 2015

Upgrading your sex life is something you have to do yourself maybe with a little help from her. About your income, since she earns more than you do, both of you can set out a portion of your salaries for sometime and open up something with it as an alternative means of income.

Discuss this with her and see how she takes it. It might provide answers to the other questions you have raise provided on how she reacts to these suggestions.

Good luck

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Romance › Re: Oya Come Toast That Babe or Guy wey You Like For PIDGIN!!! by Basildvalour(m): 11:02am On Jun 20, 2015

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Abeg wetin be the pidgin translation of wooing? [/color]

I just gi u one nah nah nah. Skemping

Romance › Re: Oya Come Toast That Babe or Guy wey You Like For PIDGIN!!! by Basildvalour(m): 10:55am On Jun 20, 2015

For waffi wey me crib dey eh, me nova kpef am say dem dey call skemping woo before nah. Abeg, woo no be pijin nah.

OP abeg make you help me set the gramma wella because e dey tear conscience. Oya make una kpomkpi

Uniquexty, nah u I wan crush...no be so I mean am o. I mean say nah u be my woo grin

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Celebrities › Re: “i'd Love To Date Phyno' Yemi Alade Reveals On MTV Base Real Talk by Basildvalour(m): 10:44am On Jun 20, 2015

Phyno, this is an invitation to dinner grin

Celebrities › Re: Tuface Idibia And Wife Annie Loved Up In A New Music Video Shoot In The US(pic) by Basildvalour(m): 8:04am On Jun 20, 2015

The baba himself doing it right. He is just unstoppable.

We are expecting the hit

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Romance › Re: When Will Nigerian Ladies Start Going Dutch On A Date by Basildvalour(m): 3:44pm On Jun 19, 2015

Some do but really, its not our tradition. It is a tradition thing common to a specific kind of people and adopted by others and that is why it is called DUTCH though few people try to do it.

We believe the guy, according to our tradition should clear the bill. HE IS THE MAN they'll say.

Jokes Etc › Re: Can You Share This With Your Spouse? by Basildvalour(m): 3:41pm On Jun 19, 2015

This is emergency toilet just in case both start purging at the same time grin

It has happened to me sometime ago, so I know what I am saying

Crime › Re: OMG!!! 11 Armed Children Robbers Aged Between 12 – 14 Years, Arrested In Ibadan by Basildvalour(m): 3:12pm On Jun 19, 2015

They are going for rehabilitation instead of facing the same punishment adult robbers face. They'll be called minors but they do as much (if not more) as those that would have faced severe jail sentences.

Anyway, good move

Investment › Re: Picture Involved: Can You Do This Because Of $1million by Basildvalour(m): 8:09am On Jun 19, 2015

Looks like killing for the money...more like BLOOD MONEY to me

From rabbit now, there will be a graduation into...

Romance › Re: Help, She Found Out Her Boy Friend Is Gay..any Hope Of Him Becoming Straight? by Basildvalour(m): 7:47am On Jun 19, 2015

A gay is gay; a bisexual is a bisexual and a lesbian is a lesbian. Do not waste your time trying to change them. Its in their blood and it triggers when their spirits appeal to someone they admire.

Its saddening though but just walk away

Politics › Re: Buhari Has Already Surpassed Jonathan's Achievements - APC by Basildvalour(m): 7:17am On Jun 19, 2015

I cant remember when the words WOULD DO became an achievement. It is still a promise

Getting foreign assistance from anywhere does not get the job done. That man just wanted to speak but gibberish

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Romance › Re: He Proposed To Her And All She Did Was Laugh! What Does This Mean? by Basildvalour(m): 10:47pm On Jun 18, 2015

Boy o boy! You do not know me o

You need time to really know me......*thats what d laughter meant*

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Politics › Re: Nigeria Ranked Second Most Deadly Country In The World after Iraq. by Basildvalour(m): 8:31pm On Jun 17, 2015

My country, my country, the most peaceful of all places in the world now under the terror of violence. What a siege, what a shift, what a burden.

We'll make it out again straight up to where we truly belong. Nigeria will rise

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Urgent Employment For Literates Only by Basildvalour(m): 11:19am On Jun 17, 2015

calculator123:
agreed it better to take the offer than staying idle

No, I am not idle...I do online writing too for several other outsourcing agencies. I am here because this is how I get busy until I get enough to resume mine. But I won't go so low as accepting pure slavery as a means of getting busy.

Hope you have accepted the job as well...Goodluck bro!

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Urgent Employment For Literates Only by Basildvalour(m): 11:01am On Jun 17, 2015

calculator123:
it like u dont know wats happening in d country dat y u are here speaking grammar

The country in which you have become enslaved, the country in which you do not know your right, the country in which belongs to you but you have lost it because of the fear for tomorrow and all the deceit of today.

You have a choice my brother no matter what the country gives to you. People have made it here, people are still making it here and people are yet to make it here. Be wise and do not let what you see in Nigeria rob you off your honour, that's if you have any.

Good day!

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Urgent Employment For Literates Only by Basildvalour(m): 10:46am On Jun 17, 2015

durandal:
If you happen to know any other outsourcing company that pays better, please let me know and I will raise my pay. No big deal!

Must you know any before you raise the pay even when you know it isn't good enough?

I write for browngarri.com, I write for a magazine agency based here and also a venture that's into seminar writing, term papers and all that and I get far more better pays.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Urgent Employment For Literates Only by Basildvalour(m): 10:42am On Jun 17, 2015

calculator123:
since u av been writing notes in sch.can u count hw many words u wrote.who paid u,get a life pls.

I can see how illiterate you are with your instance.

Notes are someone else's idea scribbled down as a guide for gaining knowledge of either a new phenomenon or an existing but vague one. Now, writing for you to get paid is making use of my brain to give you a quality stuff and I guess that's why you need me.

I went to school to write notes, read them and become the literate that you want, now, it is the turn of the school to pay me back and I didn't spend so much time in it to get peanuts from all I learned from it.

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Politics › Re: Lagos Killer Squad Names Bode George As Sponsor by Basildvalour(m): 7:10am On Jun 17, 2015

Now, isn't that the truth huh

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Politics › Re: A Mathematical Analysis Of The Proposed N5000 Stipends For Unemployed Youths by Basildvalour(m): 6:53am On Jun 17, 2015

Nice calculations, computations and suggestions. I quite agree with you on the workability of this scheme; its not realisable BUT targeting the money on infrastructure development will raise eyes for corruption as the cash passes from hand-to-hand.

The money should just be kept with the CBN and they can start off from there in achieving their aim whatsoever they may decide.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Urgent Employment For Literates Only by Basildvalour(m): 6:46am On Jun 17, 2015

durandal:
I strictly asked for literates because they’ve got the ability to read and write i.e. read instructions and write as instructed. So if you don’t fall in this category, don’t even bother to read further because this is not meant for you.

Now over to you (great people) I have personally come on to this platform to source for great minds that I can work with. To begin with, my name is Obed Uche and I am a content manager. I currently run small content outsourcing company with quite a number of dexterous brains. But of late, we could no longer meet up with clients’ demand because it really has gone on the increase. That’s why I’m hiring today.

If you think you’ve got the stuff to make a great write-up, do not hesitate to contact me. I don’t have time to read trash, so keep your prestigious resume or CV to yourself. Just send a mail to obeduche@gmail.com with “Hire me” as the subject and I will take it from there.

As soon as I receive your application, I will send you a simple writing assignment which will be used to evaluate your efficiency. Upon selection, you will be invited to work with us on our web office where constant work will be assigned to you. For beginners I pay N1 per word, so if you are assigned with a 500words assignment you will receive N500. This is a fair payment and you are sure to rise if you are consistent.

I pay every first Fridays of every month. So why the wait, act now! Time is not on our side.

Anyone who'll venture into this offer is an illiterate. One naira per word is as good as slavery. If the terms get better, then, I just might be in.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Urgent Employment For Literates Only by Basildvalour(m): 6:44am On Jun 17, 2015

durandal:
I strictly asked for literates because they’ve got the ability to read and write i.e. read instructions and write as instructed. So if you don’t fall in this category, don’t even bother to read further because this is not meant for you.

Now over to you (great people) I have personally come on to this platform to source for great minds that I can work with. To begin with, my name is Obed Uche and I am a content manager. I currently run small content outsourcing company with quite a number of dexterous brains. But of late, we could no longer meet up with clients’ demand because it really has gone on the increase. That’s why I’m hiring today.

If you think you’ve got the stuff to make a great write-up, do not hesitate to contact me. I don’t have time to read trash, so keep your prestigious resume or CV to yourself. Just send a mail to obeduche@gmail.com with “Hire me” as the subject and I will take it from there.

As soon as I receive your application, I will send you a simple writing assignment which will be used to evaluate your efficiency. Upon selection, you will be invited to work with us on our web office where constant work will be assigned to you. For beginners I pay N1 per word, so if you are assigned with a 500words assignment you will receive N500. This is a fair payment and you are sure to rise if you are consistent.

I pay every first Fridays of every month. So why the wait, act now! Time is not on our side.

Politics › Re: Buhari To Probe Jonathan’s $9.7m Failed Arms Contract by Basildvalour(m): 6:36am On Jun 17, 2015

In the end, we'll see who the saint will be that's if there'll even be any

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