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...And we have always learnt to live with the deception

Equalizer:
Just tell him you missed your period and from his reply you can now know if he truly loves you or just just doing Nairaland with you... Try it first and thank me later..

You thinks its every guy that goes about hitting the kitties of every woman they come across

How about when you haven't entered her sacred sanctinarium before?

I have just two questions:

1. Did the woman actually go for a vigil and,
2. Why didn't she take the kids along or is their church without the children department or no provisions where children could stay

Now, if what I am thinking is correct, then, that woman should be flogged by her husband mercilessly.

Anyway, R.I.P to the baby girl.

boynigeria:
im 7.2 ....satisfied?!

Oga abeg no vex o but how u take measure am
How the .2 take enter am?

Not always true but I think its because:

When you take a look at the mirror and see those fine curves, you will think you are worth billions and your eyes with be set on the millionaires

But when you see a mix of beauty and ugly, you will simply take anyone as they come and even for some dew coins, you'll get laid

Hope I explained to your understanding. Didn't mention names sha o.

That "get-rich-quick syndrome" is killing us like our lives solely depend on some bloody cash one that the consequences will be disastrous

God Help Us

BELLICKS:
Baba no waste ur time na

Me, waste time
Never

neighbourhud:
Good question...high five!!!
Don't mind her, she come here wan form "classy"...typical case of kettle calling pot black. A good look at those less than standard pix she displayed will tell you that her panties will be of low "China quality"...some of the "experience" she got must have left her panties droop due to the fake elastic rubber on them. little wonder she hates it

Boy you harsh o

I am sure that woman must have fought with that boy's father so that she could take that boy away from him and make him feel bitter

And now, she can no longer take care of what she fought for out of greed and wickedness. What a woman unfit to be called a mother.

I sent her a text already

But let me do it here still:
Sweetheart, may the love that I see in your smiles and beautiful eyes, the natural excellent being that you are, keep burning and never gets extinguished and may your chosen career bring you closer to every of your dreams and aspirations as you turn a year older in wait of me.

HBD love; my Chidinma

It is a pity we despise a president in office, cajole him and the seat and throw his power back at his face and forgetting that that same power can place us and forgotten behind bars.

No matter how nad you perceive him to be, relax and still according him due respect after all, if he were to be your father, you'll never agree to his wrong doings (if any), yet you'll respect him and his office.

Let's take caution

Touch not my anointed!

OP wants to give me eye problem
It won't work for you!
Abi nah so ur mates dey list things

Where inside Sambisa have these people been that no surveillance tactic was able to dtetct them

I smell things unreal!

Pls, where are those guys now...I mean the ones she was holding on the pix??

mhizpeaarl:
lol badt guy

Pearlic Angel, I am not a badt guy, u know nah!

Nah dem dey toast me

Seriously

How many of them have drawn your panties like a gen. starter before because I believe you wrote from experience

Do you love him
If yes, then why not give love a chance

Chairman, let her be cos they are 0.0000000001% prone to change....She can not change for you, never!

Move on though you could still be friends with ther on a platonic level

That's no distance...Its like walking from my kitchen and into my bathroom.
Try something more honourable

Gallant Men!

God should just tie my temper with iron rod so that it won't explode then if that successfully happens, I'll plan their execution in court with evidences.

Plant hidden cameras everywhere in my house and get the action on tape.

Wow! Cuties!!!!
What would the besties be called now since their fathers are a twin

This land is for sale beware of my lazy brother boiled plantain

Fire Service Quick
Load to Offload in Aja-Nwachukwu hostel
Any casualties

Dekatron:
YES, i am. Deal with it&cry me a river.

Now I know where you learnt that "clueless" word from

He will end up like Jonah but worse off than him cos he will be digested instead of vomited

But seriously, is this a joke

Dekatron:
and your clueless mind too

Are you a fan of GEJ?

Halleluyah!!!!!!


I can now drive my car after all, mehn! I've been trekking since today just to save petrol for tomorrow's activities because petrol at #300 will grind my pocket

Do I even own a car

Dekatron:
and who is asking for your WRONG opinion about me??

Your guilty mind

Chin Chin = Shinshin
Popcorn= puffcorn
Penalty= Penarity
Offside= Upside