₦airaland Forum

Pr0ton:
Haa.. I don die

You got nil right. Backpack here is parachute, not some bag of food and water.

Keep trying.

If backpack is parachute, then she fell from an aircraft and landed in the desert. As for others, I believe they are correct. The man hung himself with what you will call ICE-BLOCK (ICE) and TED was the password...shikena!!!

Paul Walker but I'll ask God for extra powers to bring back half of Bernie Mac.

That guy is funny and even half of him can make my day.

The answer to the third question is ICE..

Others are coming, lemme think

Okay, the answer to the first question is TED

The last is coming

What is a backpack?....If I assume correctly, it is a bag loaded with food and water to take her through the desert.

The probable answer to question two is that the backpack must have been too heavy for her, consuming all of her strength and she collapsed and died

Simple;

She has been frolicking with some guys around your area.

She might be an AREA GIRL, who knows

No one is romantic

I need to confirm before I know who to miss. Taste and see.

Yet some people will open their mouths to say elections were free, fair and credible

RUBB1SH

That family should be closed

But is she a sister to Wolverine

I'll use a caterpillar

More skin to your bones

They are devil-affiliated and he never gives intoto without collecting more than he gave.

There is always a repercussion to every evil deed

kwencypresh:
to bre**stfeed men

So only male children suck, what do female children do

Let's live by our words and by the bonds that tie us and not against our hearts even when it warns us of our selfish aims and how disastrous to self and to the nation at large it can be.

God Bless All of Us
God Bless Nigeria!!!

OP na lie

Baba, make every Nigerian room as worth gold as the glitter we see here

We Believe!!!

Abia State isn't owing much because it had no reason to owe. Nothing was been done for the state by that criminal instead, he uses the state's allocation to enrich his pockets and that of his immediate family.

HE IS A DISGRACE

Is that what he really wants, forgiveness

Or just to have his feet stamped on the vicinity of his seat of power

I really do not know

Independent Ladies Rock!!!

I know a few, quite a few

Joshkid:
Laffing in binary! !! 10101010

Seems like you are a machine...

That's the only language machines understand

Switzerland...Cool, peaceful, money-filled

onila:
I didnt really imagine or know the size I wanted
just wanted the boobs to pop out like the rest of my friends

all I can say,after some years, everything came out perfect

Hope you aren't causing damage with the protrusion

I'd allow him come back to the house to fix the bike then, I'll get him drunk again and watch him this time go over the same process again.

If he doesn't bang the woman in front of me, then, he wasn't drunk but if he does, I'll forgive him

onila:
I have been blessed with the right size of boobs for my body

cldnt be more grateful

Oh! That statement tells me she didn't get what she actually wanted but God in His own wisdom gave her what is best fitting for her

You are blessed

Firstly, 2day isn't April 16th

Secondly, I believe the evacuation should have started already and a counter warning stemming from here through SA investments being grounded on the interim.

Thirdly, We await the reign of OluwaBunmihari

Lastly, #SayNoToXenophobia

onila:
I was like God
it might sound somehow but look

cousin tracey has boobs
cousin Ifeoma has boobs
cousin Emmanela has boobs

only me, pls give me boobs. .I was like 9 or 10

I hope you got the perfect size of boobs you asked for as compared to Tracy, Ifeoma and Emmanuella's.

Just too bad we cant see.

Not necessarily everything because everything, I mean telling everything would hurt so much and he/she would live with it so long as both of you are together.

It might be a reference issue when things go bad and you will be told how well you treated your ex and how badly you are treating them now.

...And what did you tell God in your prayers that you'd be needing the biggies for?

Marketers and their way of sweet-talking even the deadliest of doubters

Beware Nigerians!