₦airaland Forum

leisuretym:
Don't always find fault in every thing, where is goat in that pic? Can't you differentiate between goat and sheep? Haven't you heard of the word "flock"

Who is this one again

Ok..were you a sheep to your teacher

FYI, I didn't pick any fault, was trying to help myself cheer up okay!

Errrm! Birds of a feather Bleep oh, flock together.

Only Jesus is the true shepherd that guides His flock. Teachers were just wicked cane handlers. Was never stubborn though

If they loot all that there is to loot they know they won't and can't come back

We will get them arrested, no more pardon.

Signed:
Secretary, GMB

I am Phlegmatic

Oyo Or Lagos

ManiCypher:
So last sunday the 12th of April,i was extremely Hot,my girlfriend and I are having some lil issue so didn't wanna bother her.

So I called up one of my side chicks that I was on my way to her school to come see how she was fairing and all dat. So as I got to her school,I packed in a very kum kum corner.

And as I was waiting for her to come meet me, all I could think about was how I was gonna have her in my car,the position that would b comfortable for her and also for me,cos I am on d tall side (6ft 6".

She came out and it was as if she got a cue from the hornyness of my voice,she wore a free flowing gown with literally nothing underneath..We made small talk and immediately my fingers were doing their job,she gave me a mind-blowing BJ and before u know my car was rocking sideways..

Now fastforward to this very day 18th April,i went for the Morning Mass and on my way back home all of a sudden my steering became so strong,so stiff that if it was a lady driving it she literally wouldn't have continued. But as an experienced driver,I managed to maneuver my way home..

Immediately I got home,I opened up my bonnet and realise that my fan-belt was no more in place,seems to hv fallen off,my break fluid has dried up,even my automatic transmission fluid was dried up and this was something I checked and refilled yesterday. Shapparly I called my mechanic,he's on his way right now as I type this message...

Abeg ma people has this ever happened to anyone before,would my engine knock??

Literally, the harder you knocked that girl, the faster your engine will knock

Now, use a table cloth to wipe your hands and face after eating and be called a bush man.

Nice informative thread...Kudos, OP

Haaaaaalleluuuuuyaaaaah!!!

The remaining six (6) months shall tell

Is it just now we intend starting our own Xenophobia on the actual "xenophobias?"

But that wouldn't be the best idea of combating this challenge...

That girl has lost all the beauty she had

Its now a look like that of Sikiratu trying to get tushed

Headlamp1:
Hmmm. Ok.

Headlamp, who released you

How far nah?

Profiteering in every sector....worst of all, they are not indigenous companies.

We help them build their nations

Fela:

He spoke words of wisdom

Let's see this in two(2) phases...

1. Immediate Temperament
2. Temperament built overtime

1. Now, guys can get temperamental over little things, get paranoid over it and calm down later

2. Ladies allow their tempers to build gradually but not immediate and when they get to a point of no return, they blow up and prefer to remain unforgiving.

#MyOpinionThough

The president elect has already started keeping men on the floor.

Is he flooring them or just teaching them how to express humility?

God Bless Nigeria

Dharniel, come and get me my phone after that, check the rice cooking in the kitchen, wash the dishes with which to serve them, go call in your younger brother and go wash the toilet before the stew gets ready

Lerrim flex!!!

But he shouldn't forget to flex wisely...the rainy days certainly will come

Nice 2

agarawu23:
but the said ladies will never dress in a bad way in present of her parents.

Such set of ppl chooses to be b!tches. we have their types everywhere.

my comment is my own opinion. you can state yours too

I am happy you now agree with me that b1tch.es exist and that all that do not apply to every kind of married woman.

Some are just naturally wayward

agarawu23:
that's why I ask you to check the ladies mum

mode of dressing is a special lesson from a mother to her daughter

And you haven't seen children of Pastor and Pastor (Mrs.) growing wilder than that of a pagan?

Who should teach more morals in this sense?

sweettease:
BokoHaram level reach there? Them just dey blow hot air.

Make them go try at least

Bomb them all!!!

agarawu23:
No Africa black man will want his wife to dress half naked

Guys running after ladies who dress to advertise their body are just chop and clean mouth. Everybody wants to taste the market without buying them.

And you haven't seen married women dress worse?

Take this advice:

Make her feel jealous with some other girl and see her reaction. If she reacts negatively and sad towards that step, call her and tell her that since she isn't ready for a relationship with you, then, she shouldn't feel bad about girls around you.

If she really loves to be with you, she'll get more serious

Is that in any particular order?

Mukina2, what do u think about this evening's cracker between two European and English giants?...#CHEMUN

God Bless NL
God Bless our Mods.
God Bless the Followers

Only applies to some sets of people; not everyone

Some men still prefer their women to show them those things they used to show them before they married

Nigerian Government, what is happening

BokoHaram, the 24hour deadline given to SA has expired, fulfil your promise to them

Meanwhile, R.I.P to the dead

#SayNoToXenophobia

Chai! OP

iamrealdeji:
Are you telling us your IQ is not high enough to know that op is trying to tell us teachers are like 
Shepards?

Shepherds ko, sheep ni...OP got the joke, you didn't.

Just maybe your sense of humour is retar.ded

Freiburger:
Why not go directly for the Indian woman instead of marrying her look-alike.

Nah, she wouldn't have enough money to pay my groom price

Jenams:
what a slacker!

#YourOpinionThough

Emmyk:
They can't employ everybody.

I didn't say employ. I said call for interview at least. Or can't they interview everyone too?