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OP why u dey lie nah? How u go don take reach onitsha by 7:30, abeg nah which time u take leave calabar?

Well, u forgot one category of passengers...That one that can't sleep with her head in one position but always placing it on the shoulders or thighs of the next passenger to her left or right.

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The truth is that you could always make your man change. Threaten him and make mockery of it before his parents and if he truly loves you, he'll change.

And as for those calling guys pigs...it might interest all of you to know that out of both gender, the females are the dirtier. If you doubt me, simply do a survey, a simple experiment to determine the truism of this assertion.

If you are in school, I mean a university or any other school of higher learning with hostels, walk into the both hostels and see what happens in the female hostels. From their rooms to the dirty wears to used rubbish to unkempt and booming toilet facilities and all that.

Give me results

ideyhere:
8. How much do you sell your Ariel detergent?
7. Do you have tummy tummy noodles?
6. Give me Joyful diapers
5. Spare tyre
4. Reverse
3. As I earlier said
2. Torch light
1. What is it by your time?



so?

All correct but I disagree with #1...U are not the owner of time. It would have been accepted if it were be a wrist watch. So, the correct thing to say is, "what is it by the time?"





























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OP u really have to think again. Everything in life is inter-connected. At different times, we need different things to break new grounds. At different stages of life and in whatever career we have chosen, we need other bits and pieces to be super successful.

If u are a lawyer like u pointed out and u get a case relating to bakery or sewing, u know u will be an automatic loser cos u wouldn't know where to start d defence from. Even a lawyer needs a seamstress;even a baker

It doesnt necessarily mean knowing all of everything but knowing a little of everything and probably more things in ur chosen career will distinguish u from others even in ur field. Have u even thought about the advent of converting your knowledge into cash? Its business acquiring skills bro.

Think again and you'll see that many have succeeded more because of the extra knowledge they have acquired not necessarily in the chosen career. #Peace

clemiko:
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chimerase2:
Amu on course for anoda whitewhase

Now, the tension shifts to you...

omoelu1:
woooooh oooooohhhh!!!!
another win in the bag.
ggmu. I hope we can keep this up.
van gaal doing things since .... God knows when

And where did u get that "God knows when" from? Oya, pay homage to the owner ASAP #TeamMUFC

What an emotional finish to this game...I felt like crying but finally, I am a RED, I've got blood running in my veins...ONE UNITED #DeGea #Falcao #Angel

MAN OF THE MATCH: David De Gea...Thumbs up boy!!!

chimerase2:
Mumu falcao dn score

Guy chill, him just open up him goal record....ore to come!!!

FALCAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....More goals man!!!

David De Gea...Breaking records since God knows when...Broke Baines' legs

chimerase2:
Cat or no cat, Not all guys even if I can't defend ma self too well but ma oga ma papa in the lord
Cc basildvalour is exceptional in that mins3

Yes, the minis3 of converting cat hunters like you to being Christ's followers and fishers of men

chimerase2:
ooooooooogamu oooooooooooooooooooo
AMU loyal to ua mins3

Nah which minis3 u give me handle nah?

in UTI's voice----Half a loaf is better than puff-puff...2m for Job is better than going with nothing after all. But the show should have created a platform for more compensation for making it up to that point.

pboiskinpy:
That guy took Job's fortune. ..but I like him pass Job...Thank God for him though....#Repping 042 Enugu

Yes bro, Job allowed phobia and lack of confidence put tears on his chins. Good competition though 2m is cool too

After weeks of intense lyrical, vocal and artistic battle organised by STAR Beer known as Star The Winner Is, a winner of 10m naira and a Brand new Volkswagen Passat (car) has finally emerged.

The Grand Finale keenly contested by Job Emmanuel and Michael Achu has crowned the winner of the competition after he sang Pretty Wings.

And the winner is Michael Achu from Enugu State. Congratulations man, what a fine vocalist you are.

chimerase2:
I don't like dis tortue dis is inhuman
Just lock her up and use catapult Kill the cat once and for all

Bad boy...U and this cat sef, u no go leave am alone?

chimerase2:
But he has been using catapult to kill ua cat since
Shey if I call u keziah nw pple go say dis man of God na so e be

Bia, who dash u man of God, Chimerase?

May the good Lord preserve her soul...Amen!!!

olapluto: BBC is pathetic. I observed how they were so laggy in reporting the Konduga victories of NA. It took them close to 1 week to report it. Even then, the news was hidden in the last paragraph of another news.
Is it not shameful that they are so quick to report this news that is a blow to NA?

You should know whites do not want to blow the positive trumpets and achievements of the blacks, mostly Nigeria.

chumakk: let's stop talking about the past

Without the past bro, where do we correct the future from. The mistake has been made from d past, we gotta clean it up from the roots

goldfish80: Nigeria is in a unique crisis of miss management. It's even more frightening that we don't seem to have any solution in the foreseeable.

There is a solution but can we develop d guts?

In the spirit of celebrating Nigeria's independence at 54, Television Continental via "your view" morning show interviewed the business guru, Prof. Pat Utomi side-by-side Ebenezer Obe.

A question was asked on whether we have a Nigeria of our dreams which got Prof. Pat Utomi responding to it after presenter Sandra Eze shared her own dreams for Nigeria where she expects the standard of education obtained in Nigeria to be equal to that obtained in the developed nations of the world.

He (Prof. Pat Utomi) said, "in the 1960s during the Tafawa Balewa regime, Saudi Arabia, where the former (late) president, Umaru Yar'Adua died, came to the University of Ibadan to seek medical care and knowledge." He also said that it was easier gaining admissions to study in Harvard University in the United States than gaining one in Nigeria. Now, I ask, what really happened to the system and what is your dream for Nigeria as it turns 54?

God bless Nigeria

A device like an eyeglass, when worn, would be able to see what someone is thinking about you