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They might just open box of chocolates.

Pitakwa! This Casablanca girls ooo. Anywayz, I knew it must get to this. The rate of immorality is very high in PH.

Airforce1: Ugly blondie....

Bros, no vex, dem soak you for ink abi na so dem born you? You resemble night.

Black is beautiful!!! All the same Congrats to our man!

ugoadudu: I'm interested. 1.1million.

You better use your money for birthday party than give it to a thief.

Newly registered name selling a car almost half the price and you dey even price. Senseman!

I hate cooking because:
1) I love good food and I'm a bad cook.
2) I hate that tears that comes out of the eyes because of onion.
3) I hate that hot oil that comes up to hit your body.
4) Cooking is feminine to me.
5) For safety reasons, no flame shld be up in my house after work because out of tiredness I might sleep-off.
6) I dey tire to chop my own food.
But I prepare noodles as first aid when the hunger is getting too much.

They look rotten but deadly alive. I no fit shout. All those nonsense Lebanese in Kano that act like onwers of the land I knew they have something up their sleeves.

Avalon 2006 with navigation? Then Highlander 2006, 2007/8? How long will it take to get to Nigeria?

OsunOriginal: That is ibos for you... give an ibo a house, he will make trouble in the house and disturbing other tenants with those smelly watery village soups. So, don't give your house to anything ibo.

Employ ibo as head of a section in your organization, he will look for ways to sack people from other region under him to employ villagers from his region. So, don't make a mistake of employing anything ibo into your company or help him into any company.

I know there are exception - I am assisting one with a job in Lagos now but I had to fight myself to do it. My mind is made up against ibo.

RIP in advance because Igbos will prosper and lead in your bigot eyes. So wait for that stroke that will take you to your ancestors.

babyosisi: The moderators that go around accusing and banning people for tribalizing topics won't see this eediot

I'm giving them till afternoon before I reply the ethnic bigot.

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA][size=16pt]WTH IS JOYSTICK IBORO?! WHAT FATHER KEEPS SUCH A NAME FOR THEIR CHILD?![/size] [/quote]The name is Di.ck but the auto stuff with NL.

Badoo!!! Don't go there! Men are fighting!

Seems like tatoo on the breast is the criteria for selecting Nigerian female representatives.

Wahala dey ooo!

U dey shame to show us the interior?

basisop: Omo! No light for my area for PH since Friday morning. The heat na die!

Generator noise everywhere, who go deliver this country from the shackles of darkness

Restored! Thank God ooo

eGuerrilla: The type of corporal punishment depicted below is a vestige of our colonial past and does little to advance the interest of a healthy society.

https://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k173/corpuncom/archive2/23230axx.jpg

This type takes away nothing and add nothing to students but pain and loss of self confidence.
Some teachers just transfer their frustration to the students. If I catch any teacher wey go flog my pikin! D teacher don die.

The fear of flogging is the beginning of wisdom.

I remember our neighbour then that always tell my parents not to flog us but talk to us; and we prayed for my parents to comply because it will be an easy way out when you misbehave.

We that were flogged to read, to do domestic work, when we err turned out to be better than our neighbour's sons that embraced smoking of weed, couldn't pass waec and jamb and today they have nothing good doing.

If I wasn't cained I would have been useless considering the environment where I was bred.

Omo! No light for my area for PH since Friday morning. The heat na die!

Generator noise everywhere, who go deliver this country from the shackles of darkness

Mad Cow: See as ehn humble..

If to say na today Nigerian Police arrest am, this picture for look something like this;

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_{**Oba shouting OGHENE BIKO all the way**}

My eyes are red with laughter

Shee UK dey take style support Boko Haram? Make them get thr own share.

But d boyz evil wella!

Nairaland na real radio without battery! Now, now una don hear!
I dey fear una

Which of the gods revealed this?

Big poo!!! How can you arrest them in Borno? Are they allies with Boko Haram?
Our security reports are full of false information. Believe me innocent Nassarawa state/Eggon indegenes were arrested.

25 held hostage now discovered dead in a mass grave.-shame on NPF intels.

Even accepting that the cultists use charms to protect themselves from weapon injuries. -Mediocrity!

Everyone should just be security alert because our security personnels have failed badly!

gazilion: Please when next you post comments that are not original, always do so in inverted comma's or post the link. If you don't, it becomes intellectual robbery. The source of your comment is given below and was originally written by Sesan Olasupo!!

http://amazingstoriesaroundtheworld..co.uk/2013/05/lets-offer-prayers-and-applaud-men-and.html

Bursted!!

Mallam Twitter Rufai should also inform UN about this.

Atiku, Aliyu, Buhari and Gumi should also make the list. They want to start what they can't finish.

If you can choose between Iraq and Afghanistan then you have your answer.

RIP in advance.

Mercyraheem: univ. Of dundee is in scotland and not uk

Bros you be real "dundee"!!!

Mercyraheem: univ. Of dundee is in scotland and not uk

Univ. Of Lagos is in Nigeria and not west africa.

Don't mind them abeg! This is how they come here to confuse us

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