₦airaland Forum

d banj shud jst just hang his "musical" boots and face farming squarely. we aint no longer feelin d nigger buh were feelin ur garri.

lilbazy:
It happened in a hospital in Warri, Delta State… Intensive
Care Unit
(ICU) patients died, in the same bed, every Sunday at 3pm.
Doctors thought it was something supernatural. So, a team
of experts was formed to Investigate the cause or causes.
The following Sunday, few minutes before 3pm, all doctors
& Nurses stood around that particular bed waiting to see
what it was. Then suddenly Akpos (Part time sweeper)
entered the ICU, unplugged the Life Support system of that
Bed & then plugged his blackberry charger.

How was your day?

I don die, omo make e no happen for real life e no go funny ooooo

RaDaZaBaNa:
DAT is Something about change ..When u have a light in you ..it spreads not only with you but to people around you, the citizens,the journalists, Reforms in the CBN,locking late workers outside, declaring Of assets ,

Change cannot be overshadowed.
Embrace change Zimbabwe
Oh embrace Change

this is true journalism. the right hair raising questions.

lalasticlala:
Makoko schoolchildren on their way back home after classes. Photograph: Iwan Baan

I wanted to scream no life Jacket!!!! but there fishes they live on (in) water.

tenry:
They don't knw how to turture thieves in that school bah? Cos these guys are still looking fresh without any sign of 'shishi' on their bodies.

you are advocating Jungle justice in a supposed citadel of learning. what happened to been civil?

agarawu23:
heartless woman

little boy, stealing will only shorten your life

what made him steal? mayb maltreatment, hungar lack and want? if she could do this to the kid what has she been doing!

stanleychi:
Met/Mat Engrg is the mother of engineering and am so proud to have my ist degree in it. It is one of the most difficult courses in nigerian universities. Having 2.2 in it and from ABU is a good grade. I did my Nysc in ABU in met mat departmt so I know what am saying. For the person that open dis trend send ur CV to my email. I will talk to some senior colleagues in the field about You. t.chieke@jmglimited.com

oboy civil engineering is!

Ill think of something better to do with my life. Entrepreneurship is tge way my people.

Mogidi:
If she's a "Jumpoff" what would you call the "hoe" that married Edo state governor last week?

sharaaap

Mogidi:
If she's a "Jumpoff" what would you call the "hoe" that married Edo state governor last week?

sharaaap ode

ishiamu:
This is what u wil c on 30th march newspapper headlines...
NEWSPAPERS' HEADLINES ON March 30th
2015.
"Jonathan wins 2nd term with 56% of
votes! Fasola congratulates him, begs
Lagosians to vote for Ambode to continue
his development of Lagos" - THISDAY.
"Jega declares Jonathan elected with 26.4
million votes! APC rejects result" -
VANGUARD.
"Jonathan declared winner!". "This is the
worst election in Nigeria's history" (Lai
Mohammed) - PUNCH.
"PDP in a historic victory!". "Amaechi
flees to Ghana". - PM NEWS.
"This is the most rigged election in the
world, Jega must be arrested and
imprisoned immediately. We are heading
to court" (Tinubu) - THE NATION.
"North sad as INEC declares Jonathan
winner. Sultan urges restraints and peace"
- DAILY INDEPENDENT.
"PDP wins Aso Rock again, 70 senate
seats and 65% of Reps. We are studying
the results (Oshiomhole)" - SUN
NEWSPAPER.
"How Jega rigged the polls for Jonathan . .
." - SAHARA REPORTERS.
ETC, ETC. . .....

very funny dude
but Sai buhari

ishiamu:
This is what u wil c on 30th march newspapper headlines...
NEWSPAPERS' HEADLINES ON March 30th
2015.
"Jonathan wins 2nd term with 56% of
votes! Fasola congratulates him, begs
Lagosians to vote for Ambode to continue
his development of Lagos" - THISDAY.
"Jega declares Jonathan elected with 26.4
million votes! APC rejects result" -
VANGUARD.
"Jonathan declared winner!". "This is the
worst election in Nigeria's history" (Lai
Mohammed) - PUNCH.
"PDP in a historic victory!". "Amaechi
flees to Ghana". - PM NEWS.
"This is the most rigged election in the
world, Jega must be arrested and
imprisoned immediately. We are heading
to court" (Tinubu) - THE NATION.
"North sad as INEC declares Jonathan
winner. Sultan urges restraints and peace"
- DAILY INDEPENDENT.
"PDP wins Aso Rock again, 70 senate
seats and 65% of Reps. We are studying
the results (Oshiomhole)" - SUN
NEWSPAPER.
"How Jega rigged the polls for Jonathan . .
." - SAHARA REPORTERS.
ETC, ETC. . .....

very funny dude
but Sai buhari

she remains a FAT unfit oversized PIG to me

danyel09:
dude dat thing looks lyk a hyena or coyote and not a leopard

or meerkat

Trailblazer1:
19 days later it will change to
#babanowyouaregoneforever

sharaaassp U PDP

FolarinLondon:
Here we go again..............Aren't they looking flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

I ll marry one Yoruba and one Edo so as to have both women at home.

I knw ur a witch buh no flying is allowed here.

mikeansy:
The most advanced countries in the world dont have brooms but they all have umbrellas

A British or German kid does not know what a broom is because they use vacuum cleaner instead.

That we still rely on brooms shows that we are still backward and need some catching up to do with advanced countries

BROOM represent BACKWARDNESS just like BUHARI

dude which planet are you from? So tgere are no brooms in Germany and Britain? It's obvious you've never left the shores of your village. Your level of illiteracy is amazing!

elantraceey:
So lovely



I see i and my daughter doing this soon

na gossip be una work na

wedemboiz:
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Fierce and sexy..Curvy girls are
killing it...

some one tell dis pig to shed those fat
mtcheerrw

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a rock my friend

alaoeri:
PDP has lost it, no more issue base campaign but rather character assasination, imagine what a governor is spewing in the name of speech like someone high on cow dung, is computer literate characteristics of being a good leader if yes, why has GEJ failed us? beside once saw the ppl's general operating a tablet
GMB is all we want jare.
2015 no shaking.

Boss you fresh!

vote buhari

yuncka:
Pls ooo, r U sure his ex husband touched her at all. I don't see d reason why dose bo obs should be so wooooow if he did.

To hell wit spirit of Konji shaa!

I guess I now knw y she kicked out his sowy ass!
He wasn't pounding her koko and her brains out.
That guy needs tutorial o cus if I spend 4wks with dis chick she go lose waist like agbani.

Na wao! Even Firewood children, are claiming I used it in my auntys house! Aunty kor uncle ni.

johncreek:
Wetin concern una..
Is it your ministry?
Didn't see where he wrote "compulsory to attend"

You be fool!

Tell this BULL! To go and shed all this FAT! Calling dirty weight Curve MtcheeeeW!

On reaching Aba, another unforgettable thing happened. A beautiful girl who simply called herself REMI pounced on me with a hug and kiss. She apologized for spying my phone to discover my nairaland handle while I was in the Train's canteen. Though she confessed that we disagree a lot in nairaland, she still described me as a SUPER STAR Nairalander. While I was wishing her lovely warm hug, which has helped me in no small way to cushion the chilling effects of the air conditioning to last forever, she broke the bad news that she's stopping at Aba to buy clothes for her mother's boutique. Chaiii.

Man you've waisted a puxxxy so early in 2015! Its because of situations like this I invented a



On reaching Aba, another unforgettable thing happened. A beautiful girl who simply called herself REMI pounced on me with a hug and kiss. She apologized for spying my phone to discover my nairaland handle while I was in the Train's canteen. Though she confessed that we disagree a lot in nairaland, she still described me as a SUPER STAR Nairalander. While I was wishing her lovely warm hug, which has helped me in no small way to cushion the chilling effects of the air conditioning to last forever, she broke the bad news that she's stopping at Aba to buy clothes for her mother's boutique. Chaiii.

Man you've waisted a puxxxy so early in 2015! Its because of situations like this I invented a



On reaching Aba, another unforgettable thing happened. A beautiful girl who simply called herself REMI pounced on me with a hug and kiss. She apologized for spying my phone to discover my nairaland handle while I was in the Train's canteen. Though she confessed that we disagree a lot in nairaland, she still described me as a SUPER STAR Nairalander. While I was wishing her lovely warm hug, which has helped me in no small way to cushion the chilling effects of the air conditioning to last forever, she broke the bad news that she's stopping at Aba to buy clothes for her mother's boutique. Chaiii.

Man you've waisted a puxxxy so early in 2015! Its because of situations like this I invented a QUICKIE! Damn!


Am imagining a quikie+ac+moving train+beautifulgirl+Nairalandress. OP tell us that girl she must plant me a kiss + even more cuss am boarding that train!

Some Edo women be Dracula now! Am not surprised she done dey chop many Dicks 4 that way so no be big deal! Buh d man mumu sha!

apparentlylaw:
Money + Be a Fine boy like me

See this bleached up Negro claiming fine boy!
Abeg go baff
#mtcheeew

Kill her b4 she kills you! Grow some balls Nigger.

Tinubu:
Truly the kingdom of God suffereth violence, and only the violent taketh it by force...


But the same Bible says that 'prayer without works is useless'...


He shouldn't just sit there in Ota and form Bishop James Bond ... He should lead the Christians the way Joshua led the Children of Israel against the Amalekites, Jebusites and the Perrizites.... He should cover himself with the Blood of Jesus, purchase a bazooka, and join the soldiers and vigilantes in Borno....



IF HE CAN'T DO THE ABOVE, HE SHOULD JUST SHUT UP, COLLECT HIS MEMBERS TITHES AND OFFERINGS, AND OPEN A WINNERS CHAPEL PARISH ON THE MOON....

Ewoooooooo I laughed To the extent I faryted in the sitting room in ma aunty and her husbands presence

DDeliverer:
She slept with your friend and still had the guts to blame you 4 it? What will I not hear!

Odogwu, send the girl out of your house immediately or we tell seun to ban you 4 life!

Who knows if this is even the first time sef...

U have drank from the palmwine of wisdom. Eze!

I remember coming out 1st in pry 4, and the guy who thought it was his birth right had to invite his oldman to school o after all the Probing I still came out on top it was no fluke.