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A woman walks into the store and purchases the following: 1 small box of detergent
1 Bar of soap
3 individual servings of yogurt
2 oranges
1 stick of women’s deodorant.
She then goes to the check out line.
Cashier: Oh, you must be single
Woman: You can tell that by what I bought?
Cashier: No, you're fucking ugly!

A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed. So the man says to his wife "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill" She ignores the remark.
A little later, the husband takes his measuring tape and measures the grill, then he goes over to his wife while she is bending over, measures her rear end and gasps, "Geez, it really IS as wide as the grill!" She ignores this remark as well.
Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."

As an ultimate test of his will power, a man decided to give up sex for Lent. Although not thrilled with the idea, his wife agreed to support him in this effort. The first few weeks weren't too difficult. Things got tougher during the next couple of weeks, so the wife wore her dowdiest nightclothes and chewed on garlic before going to bed. The last couple of weeks were extremely tough on the husband, so the wife took to locking the bedroom door and forcing the husband to sleep on the couch.
Easter morning finally came. A knock came on the wife's bedroom door.
"KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!!"
Husband: "Guess whom?"
Wife: "I know who it is!"
Husband: "Guess what I want?"
Wife: "I know what you want!"
Husband: "Guess what I'm knocking with?"

Three sisters wanted to get married, but their parents couldn't afford it so they had all of them on the same day. They also couldn't afford to go on a honeymoon so they all stayed home with their new hubbies. That night the mother got up because she couldn't sleep.
When she went past her oldest daughter's room she heard screaming. Then she went to her second daughters room and she heard laughing. Then she went to her youngest daughter's room and she couldn't hear anything.
The next morning when the men left the mother asked her oldest daughter, "Why were you screaming last night?" The daughter replied "Mom you always told me if something hurt I should scream."
"That's true." She looked at her second daughter. "Why were you laughing so much last night?"
The daughter replied "Mom you always said that if something tickled you should laugh."
"That's also true." Then the mother looked at her youngest daughter. "Why was it so quiet in your room last night?"
The youngest daughter replied "Mom you always told me I should never talk with my mouth full."

An old millionare bussinesman gets married to a beautiful young lady and on their first night of marriage makes love to her but she doesn't have an orgasm! This happens for many nights in a row until eventually he goes to a sex doctor. "Doctor I can't make my wife orgasm" he informs the him.
"Well, why don't you hire a young stud to stand over the bed and wave a towel while you make love to her." is the doctors suggestion.
"Ok Doc, I'll try"
So back to his wife he goes with a young stud and makes love to his wife while the young man stands above the bed and waves a towel, but still no orgasm!
Back to the doctor he goes and he is advised to make the stud stand naked and wave the towel!Back to his wife he goes and again no orgasm, by this time the old man is really annoyed!So for the last time he goes to the doctor and this time he is told to reverse the roles and let the young man make love to his wife while he waves the towel.So off he heads home and lets the stud make love to his wife. After a long, hard session the wife has a screaming orgasm, in fact she has mutiple orgasms!! The old millionare taps the young man on the shoulder with a hugh grin and says, "See, thats how you wave the towel!!!"

In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone: "Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin."
Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and the undertaker told his men what the lady had said. The men went to carve it in, but as the lazy no-goods they were, they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long. They simply wrote: "Returned unopened."

A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this,
'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'
She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."
So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"
Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"

Did you say u were traveling wit dem or coming wit de pls clear me on dat.

The problem wit d sing they are always songing is that de didn't sang am well.

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A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked
her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems.
Finally he asked, "Do you ever watch your husband's face while you are having sex?"
"Well, yes, I actually did once."
"And how did your husband look?"
"Angry, very angry."
At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, "Well that's very interesting,
we must look into this further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your husband's face once during
sex; that seems somewhat unusual. How did it occur that you saw his face that time?"
"He was looking through the window at us!"

Sam has been a stock broker for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 10 acres of
land in Vermont as far from humanity as possible.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, he's finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door. He
opens it and there is a big, bearded and burly Vermonter standing there.
"Name's Enoch, Your neighbor from two miles over the ridge, Having a party Saturday at 7, Thought you'd
like to come."
"Great," says Sam, "after six months of this I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."
As Enoch is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn you there's gonna be some drinkin'."
"Not a problem, After 25 years on Wall Street, I can drink with the best of 'em."
Again, as he starts to leave Enoch stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too."
"Damn," Sam thinks, "Tough crowd." "Well, I get along with people. I'll be there. Thanks again."
Once again Enoch turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too."
"Now that's not a problem" says Sam, "Remember I've been alone for six months! I'll definitely be there, By the
way, what should I wear?"
Enoch stops in the door again and says, "Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us."

The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided,
"What the hell, I'll try it." He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office.
He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too
unsafe.Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He
got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants
and started to masturbate.
He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his
pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"
He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?"
The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
"Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill
five minutes ago."

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded
him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"
"No, I don't," said the little boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work.
Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of Ass!"

One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor." His friend said,
"Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a
doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you
can do about it. And it only costs $10.00.
Pete figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the
computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00. The computer started making some noise and
various lights started flashing. After a brief pause, out popped a small slip of paper which read: You have tennis
elbow. Soak your arm in warm water, avoid heavy labor. It will be better in two weeks,
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science
forever, he began to wonder if this computer could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together
some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he
masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the computer, poured in the sample
and deposited the $10.00. The machine again made the usual noises, flashed its lights, and printed out the
following analysis: Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with antifungal
shampoo. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant , twin
girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your elbow will never get better.

A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must
speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!"
After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president's office (the customer is
always right!) The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit.
She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk.
The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm
surprised you're carrying so much cash around. "Where did you get this money?"
The old lady replied, "I make bets."
The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?"
The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square."
"Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!"
The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?"
"Sure," said the president, I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!"
The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me
tomorrow at 10:00 AM as a witness?"
"Sure!" replied the confident president.
That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and spent long time in front of a mirror checking his
balls, turning from side to side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure there was
absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet.
The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the president's office.
She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the president's balls are
square!"
The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see. The
president did. The little old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel them.
"Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure."
Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall. The President asked the old
lady, "What the hell's the matter with your lawyer?"
She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at 10:00 AM today, I'd have The Bank of Canada's
president's balls in my hand."

A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf, Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right
through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be
careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to
cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they
opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle
was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that
broke my window?"
"Uh, yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that
bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each
one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year
for the rest of my life."
"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life. And
now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my
wish is to have sex with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those
houses. What do you think? "
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I
wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"
"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the same for you!"
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The
genie was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her
eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"NO SHIT. Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"

A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the
closet.
One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet, as well.
Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
"Yes it is," the man replies.
"You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks.
"No thanks," the man replies.
"I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little extortionist continues.
"OK. How much?" the man replies after considering the position he was in.
"Twenty-five dollars," the little boy replies.
"TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!" the man repeats. "That's awful expensive", but because of the position he was in,
agreed to the price.
The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when she hears a car in the driveway and, again,
places her lover in the closet with her little boy.
"It's dark in here, isn't it?" the boy starts off.
"Yes it is," replies the man.
"Wanna buy a baseball glove?" the little boy asks.
"OK. How much?" the hiding lover responds, acknowledging his dis-advantage.
"Fifty dollars," the boy replies and the transaction is completed.
The next weekend, the little boy's father says, "Hey, son. Go get your ball and glove and we'll play some catch."
"I can't. I sold them," replies the little boy.
"How much did you get for them?" asks the father, expecting to hear the profit in terms of lizards and candy.
"Seventy-five dollars," the little boy says. "SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?! That's thievery! I'm taking you to the church right now. You must confess your sin
and ask for forgiveness,"
the father explains as he hauls the child away.
At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional, draws the curtain, sits down, and says "It's dark in here,
isn't it?"
"Don't you start that crap in here," the priest says.

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:
"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to
satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn
that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be
home before midnight. - Your Husband"
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with
the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that
18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."

There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string
behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam
answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the
women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."
The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.
He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?"
Of course the Madam said no.
He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I
want."
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room
on the right.
He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging
the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the
only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant for dinner,
leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just
happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the
disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitters, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom
will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom
and catch the disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!"

One day a boy comes home from school and says, "Dad, I need to know the meaning of hypothetically and
realistically for school." The father replies, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with another man for 1 million
dollars." The little boy goes and asks and sure enough she says yes. His dad says, "Ok now go ask your sister if
she would sleep with a man for a million dollars." He does and sure enough she says yes. The father says, "You
see son, hypothetically we are sitting on 2 million dollars but realistically we are living with a couple of whores."

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My
prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly
bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
It had to be deliberate.
She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I
arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she
couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled
down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of
the house.
I walked straight towards my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy
that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in
his mouth.
In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.
He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and
after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital.
As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the
problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then
proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut
flew out. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing and the
daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat.
Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and said, "That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you
think he's going to be when he grows older?"
The father replied "From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law."

A young woman goes to church to confess her sins to the priest.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"Tell me all of your sins, my daughter."
"Oh, Father, last night my boyfriend made hot, passionate love to me seven times," she says.
The priest thinks about this long and hard, and says, "Take seven lemons and squeeze the juice into a tall glass,
and drink it."
"Will this cleanse my soul of my sins?"
"No," the priest says, "but it'll wipe that smile off your face!"

A crusty old U. S. Air Force Colonel found himself at a gala event downtown,
hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young,
idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Colonel for
conversation.
She said, "Excuse me, sir, but you seem to be a very serious man. Are you this
way all the time, or is something bothering you?"
"No," the Colonel said, "just serious by nature."
"The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you
have seen a lot of action."
The Colonel's short reply was, "Yes, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know you
should lighten up a little -- relax and enjoy yourself."
The colonel just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally, the young lady said,
"You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time
you had sex?"
The colonel looked at her and replied, "1955."
She said, "Well that's the hang-up -- you really need to chill out and quit taking
everything so seriously. I mean, no sex since 1955, isn't that a little extreme?"
The colonel, glancing at his watch, said in his atter-of-fact voice, Oh, I don't
know, it's only 2130 now."

In a Poor town in the middle of nowhere and no women, A guy walks into a bar
and asks the bartender, "How can you live in this town without any women?"The bartender replies, "It's not that bad, sir, when we get lonely we go out back
where there is a barrel with a knothole in it. It never sounds appeasing at first, but
after one try you're hooked."
So after a few beers, the guy starts getting a little lonely and tells the bartender
he's gonna go find the barrel.
At that, he walks up to the barrel and sticks it in the knothole. After about 5
minutes he ventures back to the bar and tells the bartender, "Man, that's the
greatest stuff I've ever had!! What do I owe ya?".
To which the bartender replies, "Nothing, but it's your turn to get in the barrel".

One day a woman went to the doctors. She told her doctor that her and her
husband wasn't having a good relationship in bed. So the doctor gave her some
viagra pills. The doctor said to give two pills to her husband when they wanted to
have sex. And told her to come back the next day.
So the next day she came back saying "Wow, that was great. What if i gave him
5 pills?"
The doctor replied, "Well I wouldn't do it but I guess you can but be sure you
come back the next day."So she gave him 5 pills. She came back the next day with crouches saying,
"Damn! That was the best sex I ever had. What if I gave him the hole bottle?"
The doctor said, "I highly not recommed that but, you can give it a try but be back
tomorrow!"
So the next day a little boy came in. He asked, "Are you the lady that told my
mom to give daddy those pills?"
She replied, "Yes"
The little boy went on her counter and slapped her across the face saying, "You
bitch!!! Because of you my mom is dead, my sister is pregant. My ass hurts, and
my daddy is going around the house saying, "Here kitty, kitty, kitty!"

Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?"
the first man asks the second.
"I froze to death," says the second.
"That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second man. "You get the shakes, and
you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to
go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you,
how did you die?"
"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating
on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom,and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding
there, either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran
as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack
and died." The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says.
"What do you mean?" asks the first man.
"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."

A 90 year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What
do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and
never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his
umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his
umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Hallowe'en Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to
go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take
some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his
costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain and as it was still early, she decided to go
the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some
fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice
chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather
seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived
She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a
little bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and
got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behaviour.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old
thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other
guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to
the guy I loaned my costume to, "