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Jokes EtcRe: Funny Text Messages by bastrin(f): 10:13pm On Aug 27, 2008
pls nxt tym don't copy n paste n don't forget to use a common language. If u can't get an interpreta. this is beautuful nonsense tnk u very much for the tym wasted. angry angry angry angry angry angry
angry sad sad sad angry cry cry cry
Jokes EtcRe: If Ur Friend Have Mouth Odour, What Would You Do by bastrin(f): 9:54pm On Aug 27, 2008
politely tell her that it is beta for her to eat garlic in the morning than chew chewing stick. That way she will know that she has to change what ever it is she is using.
Jokes EtcRe: Good And Bad Odour by bastrin(f): 9:48pm On Aug 27, 2008
Don't worry Ibk tell dem dat de ain't seen notin yet say If to sey u open ur legs for inside d bus at least 2 pple for die n 5 go de hospital it is well. angry angry angry angry
Jokes EtcRe: Lil Johnny Wins Lottery by bastrin(f): 9:23pm On Aug 27, 2008
Hopeless fada because of moni him de deny him son.
Jokes EtcRe: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by bastrin(f): 9:20pm On Aug 27, 2008
Anybody that can beat this shld meet me for his reward.


I slap Nigeria with all my muscle
25kobo ruler n pencil
To sever Nigeria is not by force
to defend her penalty
with all my hono n pwr
so help me pawpaw.


If you r a true son of d soil beat dis. angry angry angry grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: How Jobless Are Nairalanders by bastrin(f): 8:58pm On Aug 27, 2008
citizenY:
[[/color]haba my people, u are all idle and jobless. I have read all your comments
and the basic truth is that you are running away from your shadows. At a fime when we are in dire
straits you can stay on line and not deiver a sermon. LOOK at OUR PREDICAMENT, Our president is MR. go slow,
OUr goose is being aspyxiated, OUR Stock exchange has become a gaming(casino) and 419 venue, etc no call INEC or JUdiciary oh.

These are the issues. Te people stealing your jobs are in office carting away all the moneyand you are just browsing , na una sabi, [color=#000099]
I can see it is either that u've terminal illness
or u are hopelessly jobless to be in the mist of jobless pple n trying to make sense infact u're senseless too. angry angry angry angry angry
@poster
n u dis poster well don cos u r d c/man of d jobless pples club with our daily meeting in ur sitting room and all ur family members as hnrary members of d club. tnx U
Nairaland GeneralRe: Offtopic! by bastrin(f): 8:44pm On Aug 27, 2008
hw best can one discribe that feeling of after sex.
Jokes EtcRe: Toto Blow Whistle by bastrin(f): 11:22pm On Aug 19, 2008
Me I don see toto wey de clap<>?:@~%^&*()_
Jokes EtcRe: The Trial Of Pastor Enoch by bastrin(f): 10:32pm On Aug 19, 2008
Pls u guys shld stop wasting pples tym I can't beliv I read all of that.
SportsRe: Argetina (3) Vs Brazil (0) In Beijing Olympics 2008 by bastrin(f): 4:14pm On Aug 19, 2008
we'll try our best but e no go easy at all.
CareerRe: Doctors And Their Pay Packets by bastrin(f): 3:58pm On Aug 19, 2008
In that case Prisoners RCA shld be increased too. angry angry angry
PoliticsRe: I Watched As Snipers Killed Six Kidnappers by bastrin(f): 3:49pm On Aug 19, 2008
I pray for war in this country Then all u fools will learn how to talk. Pls if u can go read up anytyn on Liberia or sudan or somtin on Nigerian armed forces I blive dat will be a starting point. angry angry angry angry angry
CareerRe: Doctors And Their Pay Packets by bastrin(f): 1:53pm On Aug 19, 2008
angry angry angry angryHey, all u guys are just noise makers. Dr or no Dr anybody earning below what he expects in his field is a lazy man. Cos if you know your worth pple will look for u even if you are in a shit hole n beg for ur services. So if you believe in urself n know what you are worth pls sell ur market n see what hppns. Dats y some Drs earn beta dan odas period. eg try n go tru Soludos history n u'll see dat wen he was in school he was a social freak it was all about his book, n today see where he is while some of his mates are still looking for jobs and oda complaining that dey are under paid. If you are under paid then leave the profession go look for anoda job n stop crying afterall we were not there wen u made ur decision so stop bordering us now. Must every Dr be rich in cash. If you think u r under paid den go n push truck. angry angry angry angry angry
FamilyRe: How To Make My Husband Addicted To Me? by bastrin(f): 3:41pm On Aug 07, 2008
Sweet lady pls don't pray for him to be addicted to you.
Just pray for him to love you unconditionally because if he becomes addited to you I bet you one day you will pray for his death.
And for your own part anyhow you want him to love you just love him more and you will see miracle happnin in your life. smiley smiley smiley smiley
BusinessRe: Banks And Interswitch To Increase ATM Charges by bastrin(f): 3:29pm On Aug 07, 2008
gtb is beta dan uba.
Jokes EtcRe: Me And My Dog. by bastrin(f): 9:54pm On Aug 06, 2008
great one n pls wen de let you out I know sex will not be there again for you so try n get a Mouth Action.
PoliticsRe: Police Demotes Ribadu- Ex Efcc Boss by bastrin(f): 9:36pm On Aug 06, 2008
Any day anytime NUHU is a great man wedae was used or not he achieved results n dats wot matas. angry lipsrsealed undecided undecided undecided
CareerRe: My Salary Account Was Credited Twice by bastrin(f): 9:11pm On Aug 05, 2008
See bah It depends on wot u want in dis life weda it is moni or a good NAME if it iss moni u want keep it if it is a good name return it dats all I've to say to you. If you r a lady sorry for saying any tin cos u've already made up ur mind on wot to do but if a guy choose d good name it will pay you on the long run . cool sad smiley
Nairaland GeneralRe: Celtel Changes Name To 'Zain Nigeria Ltd' by bastrin(f): 9:04pm On Aug 05, 2008
Guys if you are annoyed with them GO tell your PAPA to build his own then Uppl can give it ur family name.
Just allow dem run dia tin na dem knw as dem de take make profit.
Afta all na we still de patronize dem.
NYSCRe: Youth Corpers Den by bastrin(f): 8:11pm On Aug 05, 2008
misrble pple cool shocked tongue lipsrsealed embarassed
Batch Q coper serving in Iraq
EducationRe: Madonna University: The Truth by bastrin(f): 2:34pm On Aug 05, 2008
All u guy r really jobless na where man go benefit him de go. So allow all d grammer sch pple most of dem dn't even look for job, n de can nt survive outside unless de work for dia parents. They are very brlnt oh no doubt but wahala de?/[] Our generation will oly have to manage dem when d tym coms. grin cheesy huh tongue embarassed lipsrsealed undecided undecided cry
PoliticsRe: More Warships Head For Niger Delta by bastrin(f): 9:49pm On Jul 02, 2008
Hey! I can see you all are just talking not knowing what you are saying. I bet you it will not take our armed forces more than 6hrs to be through with the entire Niger delta It is just the Yar'adua is scared of what the outside world will say and think if he should order for the complete over run of the Niger Delta. Don't have much to say but what I am saying is true. U can asked of free town and what our armed forces did there if you care to know. Just a little history I think it will help a lot. lipsrsealed undecided tongue huh huh sad angry grin
RomanceRe: Nigerian Guys Cannot French Kiss! by bastrin(f): 3:13pm On Jun 24, 2008
@quickgirl
How can one kiss u well wen u r a quickie?
RomanceRe: Is It Normal For Nigerian Men To Call Their Girlfriends "Mom"? by bastrin(f): 1:59pm On Jun 22, 2008
if you call ur girlfriend mom then somehow somewhere u'll start acting like a boy.
PoliticsRe: PHCN Staff To Go On Strike: Very Funny! by bastrin(f): 9:46pm On Jun 20, 2008
BASTARD! BASTARTDS! Who do they thing they are? Fools all the way
They can even die who cares.
Jokes EtcRe: Celebration Galore At Adedibu's Demise. by bastrin(f): 4:46pm On Jun 17, 2008
If he is hated that much y celebrate him at all embarassed lipsrsealed undecided
Jokes EtcRe: LAFF YOUR ASS OFF WITH AYUS!!! by bastrin(f): 12:28am On Jun 16, 2008
Weldone huh
Jokes EtcFather Must Explain by bastrin(op): 11:36pm On Jun 11, 2008
A Kid asks: 'Daddy? How did I come into this world?

The Daddy Answered: ' Well, my child, someday I'll have
To tell you any way,

The Kid asked again: 'So why not today?' The Dad
Respond: Please, listen carefully:

Mom and Dad met each other in an internet café. In the Bathroom of that café, dad connected to mom.

Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.

When dad finished uploading we discovered we didn't use any firewall.

Since it was too late to cancel or delete, nine months later we ended up with a virus.
Jokes EtcRe: Ginne Grants The Wish by bastrin(op): 11:47pm On Jun 10, 2008
the prob is dat too many pple want free things in this life.[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][size=8pt][/size] smiley[b][/b][i][/i]
Jokes EtcRe: Newspaper Ad by bastrin(op): 4:09pm On Jun 10, 2008
Jeovy:
Aha Bastrin you again with this thing
My Oga how we go do a good laugh de help ones in a while
Jokes EtcRe: An Old Man by bastrin(op): 9:54pm On Jun 09, 2008
tilyb:
i don't get it huh
Very easy to get it read it again and if u still don't get it continue reading it till u get it.Then u will got its.
Jokes EtcRe: An Old Man by bastrin(op): 9:39pm On Jun 09, 2008
Chiar dat mns sombodi else was dia.

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