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Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation
They were determined to make this a real vacation
by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store
and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.

The next morning they went to the beach
dressed in their 'tourist' garb.
They were sitting on beach chairs,

enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a
'drop dead gorgeous' blonde in a bikini
came walking straight towards them.
They couldn't help but stare.

As the blonde passed them she smiled and said
'Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,'
nodding and addressing each of them individually,
then she passed on by.
They were both stunned.
How in the world did she know they were priests?
So the next day, they went back to the store
and bought even more outrageous outfits.

These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them!
Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.
After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde,
wearing a different colored bikini, taking her sweet time,
came walking toward them.
Again she nodded at each of them, said


'Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,'
and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said,
'Just a minute, young lady.' 'Yes, Father?'
'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know,
how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?'
She replied,


'Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen.'

Q:When was the sawdust invented?
A:when Pinochio stared to jerk off. )

GI Joe comes home to his parents from the front in Iraq.
On his way home he stumbles upon his camarad ,GI Mac, parents .
They look worried and ask him were is their son.
GI JOe:"well there were soldiers everywere around us so we baricadated in a foxhole.
The enemy was shooting from everywere when what do you think crossed GI MAc's mind?"
GI Mac's parents: "What"
GI Joe:"A bullet thiiiiiiiiiiis BIG!!!"

Q:What is long and brings pleasure to women?
A:A south-american soap opera.

Q: How many policemans does it take to plugin a TV?
A: 100.
why 100? well 1 policeman holds the plug and the other 99 push the wall twords the plug.

Little Mike was 4 years old.One day he was sitting on the toilet, smoking.
His Father comes and asks him:Are you smoking!?
Little Mike:Leave me alone!!!
Father:But you're only 4 years old!!!
Little Mike:you know,I started my sexual life too!
Father (almost fainthed):Where
Little Mike : At the kindergarden.
Father (almost out of breath) :With who?
Little Mike: I, I can't remember, I was too drunk, =))

The teacher asks little Mike these questions:
Q:What do you do when a child is drowning?
Mike: I don't know.
Q:What do you do when a cruiseship leaves?
Mike: I don't know.
Q:What do you do when two kids fight?
Mike: I don't know.
Q:What do you do when you stand in a line at the shop?
Mike: I don't know.
After this terrible day at school little Mike goes to his dad and asks:
Mike:Dad,what do you do when a child is drowning?
Dad: You bring him to shore.
Mike:Dad,what do you do when a cruiseship leaves?
Dad:You wave godbye!
Mike:Dad,what do you do when two kids fight?
Dad:You break them apart.
Mike:Dad,what do you do when you stand in a line at the shop?
Dad:You wait your turn.
The second day the teachers asks him again :
Q:What do you do when a cruiseship leaves?
Mike:You bring it to shore.
Q:What do you do when a child is drowning?
Mike:You wave godbye!
Q:What do you do when you stand in a line at the shop?
Mike:You break them apart.
Q:What do you do when two kids fight?
Mike:You wait your turn.

The teacher asks little Mike these questions:
Q:What do you do when a child is drowning?
Mike: I don't know.
Q:What do you do when a cruiseship leaves?
Mike: I don't know.
Q:What do you do when two kids fight?
Mike: I don't know.
Q:What do you do when you stand in a line at the shop?
Mike: I don't know.
After this terrible day at school little Mike goes to his dad and asks:
Mike:Dad,what do you do when a child is drowning?
Dad: You bring him to shore.
Mike:Dad,what do you do when a cruiseship leaves?
Dad:You wave godbye!
Mike:Dad,what do you do when two kids fight?
Dad:You break them apart.
Mike:Dad,what do you do when you stand in a line at the shop?
Dad:You wait your turn.
The second day the teachers asks him again :
Q:What do you do when a cruiseship leaves?
Mike:You bring it to shore.
Q:What do you do when a child is drowning?
Mike:You wave godbye!
Q:What do you do when you stand in a line at the shop?
Mike:You break them apart.
Q:What do you do when two kids fight?
Mike:You wait your turn.

Seamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but
didn't have a lot of money between them.

Murphy said, 'Hang on, I have an idea.' He
went next door to the butcher shop and came
out with a large sausage.

Seamus said, 'Are you crazy? Now we don't
have any money left at all!' Murphy replied,
'Don't worry - just follow me.' He went into
the nearest pub where he immediately ordered
two pints of Guinness and two glasses of
Jameson Whiskey.

Seamus said, 'Now you've lost it. Do you
know how much trouble we'll be in? We haven't
got any money!!'

Murphy replied with a smile, 'Don't worry,
I have a plan. Cheers!'

They downed their drinks. Murphy said, 'OK,
I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and
you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and
threw them out.

They continued this ruse at pub after pub,
getting more and more drunk, all for free.

At the seventh pub Seamus said, 'Murphy -
I don't think I can do any more of this.
I'm drunk and me knees are killin'me!'

Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I
can't even remember which pub I lost the
sausage in.

blackman Ipod for gabrywl

blackman Ipod. Gabrywl I got 1 for u

guess I've to stop drinking beer b4 I bcom a very hopeless woman

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very easy answer for the guy. @ used his friend rod, hook n line'. If na lie ask his boss.

guys I de sea

senseless

D question is did he win d election if yes den she is really a strng woman

If money grew on trees most women will marry monkeys and odas will sleep around with dem.

RSA:
A little kid walks into a taxi and sits right behind the driver and
starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'D be a
little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with,''If
my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little
Elephant.''The kid goes on with several animals until the taxi driver gets angry
and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunkard and your mom was a
prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a taxi driver!''

thinking kid

good one

Wot is d use of bn black n senseless?

thankx for wastin my time dis sis a stupid thread.

The  Bastards are only lookin for tym to reorg.

Corosive:
I think its this cease fire that always give them time to reorganise after a major assault by the military. Believe me when I say they would come roaring again in a couple of months

I support u.

DRANOEL:
i recommend JTF continues the assualt,these rogues want development but are not giving room for it. if its possible i recommend the full weight of the military on them(much more than what happened in odi and zaki biam). cease fire ke? let them continue,are they not the ones always running to the press to claim they have the upper hand/

You r correct.

She d fools think de can fight d military let dem continue lets see hw far de can still go with dia unxperinced soldiers, limited evrything plus no commad n control.
Infact JTF should crush dem to ashes.
How I wish to be d JTF commander.

the truth is dat if u kill dem some pple willl learn shrp shrp

[/quote][quote author=yemivictor link=topic=174141.msg2838188#msg2838188 date=1222101031]Yar'adua is purportedly running the country on someone else's kidney & still won't quit!

I can't laugh jare!!

Abeg who tell u say na anoda man kidney him de use. [s]Dat mns if that one spoil na ur own him go come for nxt o![/s] beta start running.
but on a serious note d guy should pack n go we no want.

I guess the child shld b allowed to grow n wen it is of age she will knw who the owner is.

Guy if she loved u b4 she will def come back. Dat does not mean u should go and sleep "[s]because ur future lies in ur dream"[/s]

If evrybodi around u is like dat den check urself, that means u r the person with the problem. because evn if all men r bad n u carry urself wel I bet anybodi dat hurts u will fil guilty for doing dat.dia4 if all d soup tastes d same dat mns ur taste bud  is dead. All I am saying is check urself n change u attitude a little n show some love.I bet u, u'll eat ur words evn if we don't get to hear it here on NLD.u know they say wen u want sometyn 1st b d tin u want n u r half way dia. den if it continues go n ask ur parents to find out if u inheritd it frm somwhere.

NSE is doing the elliot wave, We've not seen d worse yet take itfrom me.