₦airaland Forum

CROWNWEALTH019:
This ugly thing has opened her mouth again to spew thrash .

Her mate they NPA they control billions she's here looking for cheap popularity.

No wonder she blocked me on twitter I finished her.


How in anyway is she better than our dino melaye a man that loves the masses.

There is no man in the Senate that got so much love for the youths other than dino melaye.

The recall would not stand as a representative of the Nigerian youths

You must be mad, can you compare her with your miserable mother?

eyinjuege:
If Davido slaps someone else in the US, he will sleep in jail that night, and will need bail. Because you're a Yankee citizen doesn't mean you're allowed to break the law.
It will be on his record for a long time.
Sooner or later, if he continues on that path, he will be a confirmed criminal and just one of the statistics of the thug life in the US. No be today black man dey go prison for US

Nigga

Give your life to Christ, repent of your sins and go to a nearest fire brand Church.

Do not go back to your vomit.

goodlifehyd:
You need urgent brain surgery and deliverance... so sure you live a frustrated life.

A tribal bigot. Disgusting animal

Woe-men, The world would have been a better place without them

Upon mount Zion shall there be deliverance and holiness and the house of Jacob shall posses their possession.

Oh Lord safe me and my family and my friends from impending danger flying upon Nigeria IJN.

Who thought you guys political permutation?

And some Buffoons will make us understand that, Rocha Okorocha is not having followership in Imo state.

IPOB in trouble as the agitation is dying down and Kanu is loosing his popularity by day.

No be so?

ettybaba:
This is a very senseless article. It reeks of bigotry,ignorance and jealousy.
I pray this remains the mist stupid thing I will read all day.
For those that has not read it please don't waste your precious time doing so like I did.
Shame.

He wants relevance and nobody will give him. He is an Igbo, changed his username, started as fair attaching Igbo coming back for his agenda of attacking Yoruba.

I will not take you serious because, what is consistent about you is your inconsistency.
Your write up has shown that, you are speaking from two sides of your month. I don't see you as a Yoruba man.
You are looking for relevance and will not get the relevance. I have read through your posts and can see that you are in no way relevant to discus Yoruba as coward.

Whao, Nairaland was once a site to behold sometimes ago. The site has been hijacked by the jackals

This is nice and commendable. A sweet memory when the learned were holding sway.

R.I.P Niraland, just a matter of time.

Papiikush:
See as person waste 2 Acres on sugarcane. There are more profitable things you could have done dude!

NDG, son of a bitch

Never do good, they will not do and those starting with new beginning, they will insult and they will never do anything.

What Biafra would be reduced to after their independence will marvel the world. These people that behave like animals.

Most of unthinkable crimes in Nigeria were brought by the Igbos. I think this is one of the reasons the Hausas detest these people.

The North killed our southern technocrats thorough Murtala Mohammed in 1975 and OBJ followed the agenda with instructions from T.Y.Danjuma and Shehu Musa Yar-adua.

IBB came and nailed Nigeria coffin. Babangida cannot run away from God and man. He will die with his head and will die a miserable death.


The infrastructural problems we are having today is the Northern agenda

Four-inch intimacy gadget disappears into 20-year-old

A 20-year-old lady has spoken out about how a night of wild passion led to the disappearance of a four-inch, sharp-edged, bejewelled intimacy gadget into her.

The young lady narrates that she was enjoying a sex session with a male partner when the four-inch intimacy gadget ended up lost inside her.

Her lover accidentally pushed the toy too far up her bottom and the stainless steel ‘plug’ promptly disappeared.

After attempts to manually retrieve it failed, she says, her one-night stand suggested leaving it to ‘naturally work its way out’ and then left her, claiming he had work early the following morning.

A concerned friend rushed her to the hospital, where doctors warned her that there was a risk of it perforating her bowel due to its sharp, jewel-encrusted edge and that she faced an hour-long surgery.

An x-ray shows just how dangerously high in the lady’s bowel the intimacy gadget ventured.


Emily Georgia, from East Preston, West Sussex, said: “We were having a naughty night-in last March and decided to use the toy. I had never used one before.

“I think he got too excited and managed to push the end of it in too. It was a goner.

“I began to panic and told him I needed to go to hospital. He said it should come out naturally on the toilet and then he said, ‘I’m really sorry; I have work early in the morning;’ and he shot off.

“My housemate didn’t believe me at first, but when I began to get upset, she realised I wasn’t joking.”

Emily was assessed and then went for an x-ray, which showed just high up the sex aid had gone.

Emily said: “I waited for three hours – by this point the pain started to kick in.

“It was already in my bowel, bashing me about and because it’s made of stainless steel, it felt really heavy and uncomfortable.


“I assumed they could get it out manually, but it was only when I saw the x-ray did I realise they couldn’t and how dangerous it was.

“I’m petrified of needles, so when they lay me down and a nurse put a line in, I realised they needed to operate. I was terrified.”

As she was being wheeled to theatre the following day, doctors told Emily if they couldn’t extract it rectally, they might have to go through the bowel and take some out, which could mean at least six months with a colostomy bag.

The toy also had a fake sharp-edged gem on its base, which doctors warned could have perforated her bowel.

Emily said: “Obviously, when they said about the colostomy bag, I was devastated. I’m only 20.

“When they spoke about the gem and that it could perforate my bowel I was devastated that a night of fun could have killed me.”

At 2pm on March 29th, Emily underwent an hour-long operation, which involved placing a camera inside her rectum before manually extracting the butt plug.

She was discharged the following day and tentatively made her way home.

Emily now wants to raise awareness and urge anyone in a similar predicament to seek medical attention.



http://punchng.com/photo-four-inch-sex-toy-disappears-into-20-year-old-lady-during-pre-intimacy/amp/

Send Sango to the person that stole the car. You can always get the Sango oracles around,

The god of thunder will strike the person dead.

Tomorrow's cry

Jlow2:
the same yoruba that betrayed ur brother GEJ

Who fought for GEJ when Yar'Adua died?

Benita27:
Your assumptions that you noticed she possessed things she could not afford like; handbags and shoes is funny, are you saying she's an orphan or doesn't have a relative who could give her money for those?. The only thing that validates she might be cheating was the calls you were suspecting. As for her not adding you on social media beside whatsapp is a good thing. Were you expecting her to flaunt you on social media 'cause you two are dating?...Silly girls do that.

I hate some silly responses on Nairaland which this belongs. This feminist judgement is out of point. Please don't contribute to reasonable and matured discuss like this in future.

Tahrah:
So what if she didn't wear bra?Did she go topless?As for the people above me,are you trying to justify sexual harrasment?

Tahra Olosho or which one you be? What are we saying and what are you saying?

Victornezzar:
Op mind ya self ooo
Dats not a project
Transformer wey some streets go contribute money buy without d help of government
it's even 1....wat a shame
Btw people of kogi dey endure sha

You are too much my guy

But let us not be one-sided. The guy could be commissioning rural electrification project. I can see something project in the banner.
Dino might wants to be mischievous.

If I see a nosy person in the bus, I will type something the person will never do such again.

Please move this guy to kuje prison and he will swear he has never seen Quran before.

maklelemakukula:
na poland b dat ??
anyhow sha...vanity upon vanity

IPOB hater detected.

I say let me read this after I have read every post on Nairaland. Nothing so special here, he don win Grammy? Nigerians why nau?

Homeboiy:
He looked malnourished @ D ist pix

Ibo and hatred, why won't people hate these animals for God's sake?

I have never opened that thread and will not. If they know that and failed to adjust to make Nigeria better, they are bustards.