₦airaland Forum

Mide082:
Hi everyone, do you like bbm group chat, are you working and wanna meet nice and friendly people? If yes then add up. D1E375ED and lemme show the way in. Must be from 25yrs above pls. This is not a joke.

No WhatsApp chat?

Krokronyash.

Does ifa go on brake?

Praise the government for the kind gesture due to inconveniences it must have caused to the pasfesengers.
They should have ferried the passengers via chopper shuttle .

CplusJason:
When the super eagles are finding it difficult to fly, here's an old hag from pitakwa "flying without a visa.....



Where was she flying to sef?

World cup

AngelicBeing:
l agree, Nigeria has never witnessed an alarming rate of suicide like we have in this current useless government, instead of this online tantrums defending all these wicked and useless politicians both in the APC & PDP, it is high time the populace engage in civil disobedience like we witnessed during the June 12 election, the masses are suffering, the politicians do not really care, the Federal, state & local government are helpless, no serious plans in place to reduce hardship at all levels but rather what you have in place is more schemes to collect from the masses in the form of useless levies, na wa for Nigeria ooo, what a failed state, it is everyone to himself, dog chop dog, the country is completely gone to the dogs, Rip to the man, l guess he felt helpless, useless government

What have you contributed to your family and by extension your community ?

Fault of the female folks .

Nwodosis:
When PDP accused Buhari of being responsible for the suicide dives, some didn't understand that PDP meant his government policies that has brought recession which gave birth to hardship, family pressure, unwillingness for single men to get married and the rests! This government should at least give people on the awaiting suicide list their usual propaganda of CHANGE to save lives!

Sic

ijustdey:
http://newtelegraphonline.com/crime/metro/robbers-amourer-held-abia/

Please no tribalism

[i][/i][i][/i] I repeat, no tribalism.

;DtD

Fayose

EVILFOREST:
May the Almighty GOD continue to bless the whites..

For they know how to use their GOD GIVING TALENTS

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Kx:
Who cares??

Well, I do!

Ignorance of my people .

tejpot:
Do you think he is smart? No, not all. You are all simply lazy

It is not the duty of the FG to help every ignorant Nigerian who choose to be ignorant. The news was all around when the FG gave conditions for the grants to be disbursed to states to enable them pay their salary. And every thing in that memo was for the purpose of prudence utilization of the grant and yet you were so blind to that in the write up. A simple search on google will help you out. But like I said, you have decided to follow the path of ignaorance. Ekiti has refused to meet any of the conditions listed below.



1. Publish audited annual financial statements within 9 months of financial year end.
2. Introduction and compliance with the International Public Sector Accounting Standards (IPSAS).
Publish State budget online annually.
3. Publish budget implementation performance report online quarterly.
4. Develop standard IPSAS compliant software to be offered to States for use by State and Local Governments.
5. Set realistic and achievable targets to improve independently generated revenue (from all revenue generating activities of the State in addition to tax collections) and ratio of capital to recurrent expenditure.
6. Implementation of targets Implement a centralized Treasury Single Account (TSA) in each State.
7. Quarterly financial reconciliation meetings between Federal and State Governments to cover VAT, PAYE remittances, refunds on Government projects, Paris Club and other accounts.
8. Share the database of companies within each State with the Federal Inland Revenue Service (FIRS). The objective is to improve VAT and PAYE collection.
9. Introduce a system to allow for the immediate issue of VAT / WHT certificates on payment of invoices.
10. Review all revenue related laws and update of obsolete rates / tariffs.
Set limits on personnel expenditure as a share of total budgeted expenditure.
11. Biometric capture of all States’ Civil Servants will be carried out to eliminate payroll fraud.
12. Establishment of Efficiency Unit.
Federal Government online price guide to be made available for use by States.
13. Introduce a system of Continuous Audit (internal audit).
14. Create a fixed asset and liability register.
15. Consider privatization or concession of suitable State owned enterprises to improve efficiency and management.
16. Establish a Capital Development Fund to ring-fence capital receipts and adopt accounting policies to ensure that capital receipts are strictly applied to capital projects.
17. Domestication of the Fiscal Responsibility Act (FRA).
18. Attainment and maintenance of a credit rating by each State of the Federation.
19. Federal Government to encourage States to access funds from the capital markets for bankable projects through issuance of fast- track Municipal bond guidelines to support smaller issuances and shorter tenures.
20. Full compliance with the FRA and reporting obligations, including;
21. No commercial bank loans to be undertaken by States;
22. Routine submission of updated debt profile report to the DM


http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/205354-nigerian-states-get-22-conditions-access-fresh-n90billion-bailout.html

You are really good, you know? No homo! They are all lazy, they don't even know what the FOI is, they only jubilate when it was passed. Ignorant lots.

Barezzi:
Spot on!

Spot on what?
You have the FOI and the ministry has provided you with the file details, why don't you go get the fact yourself, lazy lots .

I doubt if it was based on religion.

taiwomessi:
Why must he died?

Because he was tired of being with people like you.

mandax:
A pedestrian has right on the road before a motorist.

The driver who killed the man is to be blamed.

Where there is a pedestrian bridge?
Please go back to school.

Seun, please create a separate section for traffic rules and regulations. We have a lot of ignoramuses here.

nedu2000:
Pedestrians should understand that if you are moving across the road esp where there are no streetlights and you are not wearing a reflective jacket,its very likely that drivers will only see you are the last minute,if you must cross the road at night don't rely on the oncoming vehicle slowing down for you,instead make sure the road is clear before you do

Did you even read the post?
The point is, why didn't he use the pedestrian bridge not how to cross the road.
Seems you are one of them.

landinfo:
Boko Haram has been technically defeated.....PMB/Liar Moh'd

The North started Boko Haram (u can ask Obasanjo who went to negotiate on behalf of 9JA last 3-4yrs) but it spilled out of the control of their hands

Borders of Cameroon.

Possibly the ones operating from Cameroon.

#standinggallantlywithbuhari.

luvinhubby:
Good one.

Watching these cows called DSS closely.

They were not cows when Zak Zaki was arrested.
SMH

Just the same way we clipped El-zak zaki.