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Politics / Re: May 29th: There Are Rumors Flying In The Middle Belt That There Will Be Protest by batstan(m): 6:02pm On May 25, 2023
Crises in the middle belt region means hunger in naija slang.
grin cheesy
Make Dem go chop
Politics / Re: Atiku: Wike A Snake, Despite His Help, Tinubu Can’t Invite Him For Dinner by batstan(m): 5:07pm On Mar 17, 2023

From Dubai with love


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Politics / Re: Awkuzu SARS Massacre: Double Standards Of Obidients - Reno Omokri by batstan(m): 5:04pm On Mar 17, 2023

Obi cried out?

Politics / Re: Awkuzu SARS Massacre: Double Standards Of Obidients - Reno Omokri by batstan(m): 5:01pm On Mar 17, 2023
We already know...

They say Sanwo-Olu should condemn the attack on LP House of Reps candidate, that his silence means he supports it...
Yet, massive killings and maimings are going on in Alaigbo and Peter Obi has not condemned anyone, which means his silence supports the killings...

He did not complain, one bit.
Since he wasn't in charge of the police force, he should have cried out.

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Politics / Re: APC Thugs Used For Elections Exposed !!! by batstan(m): 4:37pm On Mar 17, 2023
We are ready!!

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Politics / Re: Full List Of Drugs Dealers Caught In Saudi Arabia by batstan(m): 4:34pm On Mar 17, 2023
23 Afonjas on death row in Kingdom of Saudi Arabia thou the silent of nairalanders tribal bigots is sickening....
Politics / Re: How Obi's Awkuzu SARS Murdered My Three Sons In Three Years –mother by batstan(m): 4:23pm On Mar 17, 2023
grin grin

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Governorship And State Houses Of Assembly Election May Not Hold by batstan(m): 12:59pm On Mar 07, 2023
Ipob news 📰
Politics / Re: Ogun Protesters Pull Down Abiodun, Tinubu Posters After Banks Rejects Old Notes by batstan(m): 2:37pm On Feb 20, 2023
Sad, very sad 😔
Nairaland / General / Re: Check Out This Black-Throated Monitor Lizard I Bought In Gombe (Pictures) by batstan(m): 1:24pm On Feb 20, 2023
Crime / Re: Naked Man Jumps From Roof To Roof After Firing Shots As Police Try To Nab Him by batstan(m): 10:55am On Sep 08, 2022
The owner of that home, who asked to remain anonymous, told 7News she is still processing what happened.

"He picked my house to break into. He came in from the kitchen, and went upstairs and opened the window some kind of way, and got to the roof of my porch. So he’s been jumping up and down, breaking windows," the homeowner said.
grin grin
Sounds more like a sexcapped gone wrong cheesy
Politics / Re: Senator Anyim Pius - Nigerian President In Waiting (I Had This Dream Last Night) by batstan(m): 7:09am On Aug 15, 2022
It is your dream, save it.

Politics / Re: 19-Year-Old Comedian Remanded In Prison Over Bank Robbery Prank by batstan(m): 6:51am On Aug 15, 2022
He is not foolish.
They were planning one of the most cunning heist. Good thing they were stopped.

Where are the camera and other crew members?
Background check, full blanket, nothing should be left unturned.

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Politics / Re: Wike: I’ll Hand Over Properly To My Successor by batstan(m): 6:33am On Jul 10, 2022
Wike the lion of rivers State is bashing Ameachi as usual. Now Ameachi is no more in power, rivers State Pdp will still win 2023 election.
It's gonna be a tight one. The Obi factor plus Amaechi's lil bites.

Politics / Re: Wike: I’ll Hand Over Properly To My Successor by batstan(m): 6:24am On Jul 10, 2022
The new APC bride, to be unveiled soon.

Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Denies Reports That His Twitter Account Was Suspended by batstan(m): 11:12pm On Jul 08, 2022
Clown �


NYSC / Re: “i’m Not In POS Business” – Man Who Became A Viral NYSC Meme Speaks by batstan(m): 10:32am On Jul 05, 2022
I understand d guy vibe based on NYSC craze among fresh graduates.

My nysc days. Na maami i dey stay. Thru out the year. Na only POP i wear my khaki. D sch wey i serve sef, students thinks say i be permanent teacher.. Coz i wasnt proud of the country seeing graduates going back to learn handwork from primary sch graduates. d one dey qualify for sef still to be benched by some1 with long legs. I realized education is knowing how to read and write, no 100% guarantee for success. Man gaz shine eyes and be creative anywhich way. If its not making money, its not making sense slogan choked me back then

Even CDS na mufti. Me and nysc boss clash. Las las na jeans and white i dey wear.

The country no show us Joy at all
Politics / Re: Biodun Oyebanji Intensifies Consultation, Visits Olanipekun, Falana, Adesina by batstan(m): 2:51pm On Jul 02, 2022
His godfathers won't allow him to do well. No matter the good intentions has has for the state.
Why hating with your pessimistic mind?
Family / Re: Is It True That When Women Have More Money They No Longer Regard Their Husband by batstan(m): 12:02pm On Jul 01, 2022
Not true
My wife doesn't fall in this category, all because of God's spirit that is possessing her.
Maybe that spirit is giving her doggy as we speak

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Politics / Re: Ugwuanyi Moves To Beautify, Decongest Traffic In Enugu City by batstan(m): 7:56am On Jun 15, 2022

If u r going to imt from phase six, damija or gra, in the morning, the congestion is horrible. The same thing in the afternoon around 3:30pm.
Politics / Re: Labour Party Presidential Primary Election (Live Updates & Pictures) by batstan(m): 1:07pm On May 30, 2022
I support Tinubu as Peter Obi's VP to balance the religion bias
You are heartless

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Politics / Re: Clara Chime Remarries (Photos, Video) by batstan(m): 6:20pm On Apr 30, 2022
Northern Christian wey Dem no circumcise
You are pathetic!
Politics / Re: Cultists Disrupt Soludo’s Meeting, Attack Anambra Rights Activist by batstan(m): 8:11am On Apr 29, 2022
Mailafa don talk am say after the terrorists subdue north say them go enter South!

Even in death, he will be remembered for his bravery!
He was a coward!
He named no one.
Crime / Re: Driver Smashes LASTMA Official’s Head With Wheel Spanner Over Alleged Extortion by batstan(m): 12:39pm On Apr 12, 2022
Since the country don nwaa already,mk we kuku use violence finish work cheesy grin

Please someone should assist me with accommodation for awhile in Lagos. Got lots of job IVs but no accommodation, thanks.
Give you accommodation make you use violence scatter my head?

Park well

Crime / Re: Police Arrests Traffic Robbers And Cultists In Lagos by batstan(m): 1:08pm On Apr 07, 2022
Mo chase ARO smiling God for like 2 haarrsss


Politics / Re: Amaechi Became Governor Without Participating In Election by batstan(m): 9:26am On Mar 31, 2022
Amaechi said they will spend more than N3b to fix the train that was recently attacked.
We twist words easily in Nigeria.
A 3b naira proposal to secure all rail lines was turned down earlier and has just cost us calamity. Now we are going to spend much more, considering forex.
Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Met Your Lookalike (doppelganger) And What Was Your Reaction? by batstan(m): 2:13pm On Mar 28, 2022
At NYSC o..

He was the platoon 4 leader.. when we snapped and they showed me, i was shocked..

We started calling each other twinnie.
He is yoruba and am igbo
Where is the picture?
Politics / Re: Soludo: Bianca Ojukwu Speaks After Fight With Obiano’s Wife by batstan(m): 4:06pm On Mar 17, 2022
NO, she was dancing. Stupid idiot
Politics / Re: Terrorists Abduct 47 In Kaduna Community by batstan(m): 4:03pm On Mar 17, 2022
Just business!
Politics / Re: Soludo: Bianca Ojukwu Speaks After Fight With Obiano’s Wife by batstan(m): 3:52pm On Mar 17, 2022
Makes no sense. After a public disgrace!. Chaii
Was she disgraced?


Health / Re: How Do People In Nigeria Sleep? by batstan(m): 5:16am On Mar 17, 2022

Shut up and vote with sense!

I will, thanks.

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