₦airaland Forum

ceede2:
How can a grown up dude be reasoning like this?

You even back your stupidity up with Bible verse.

judetov2:
When Jesus was talking abt fake prophets in Matthew: 24 he was referring to this Nigerian scammers... They are after money and married women.

Spending123:
Make we fry beans?

richmond500:
we don't really hate, we just catch cruise and some persons are too emotional and that is where the fun comes, we pick more on those that are emotional

I remembered a thread where I wrote "God bless Buhari... Thunder fire all Ipob piglets" and the thread hit front page,

omo I laugh tire that day cos they took the insult too personal and tries to fight back, someone even said, "make the thunder first fire ur landlord" .

Though I am ijaw but u hardly find me on ijaw threads cos there are some sane discussion, I am not interested in sanity, I am here for the quarrel

fozapi:
First I would say do we really hate each other on Nairaland like it appears to be? We see how Igbos and Yorubas fight but if you notice it has reduced a lot because of the Yoruba nation and now our focus is on the Fulanis, if you know me you would know I write about the Fulanis and Ijaws and even the Yorubas and Igbos, my keypad spares no one even if you are Kanu or Uwazurike or Sunday Igboho, I say it the way it is, I don't beat around the Bush.

I must confess Nairaland is a military camp that would turn you into a battle-ready keyboard warrior. Lol, people are calmer on Facebook and Twitter, but on Nairaland they would eat you alive because you do not see the face of the person replying you, and most times you are mostly replying a 16yr old. Lol.



With the training I have gotten from Nairaland I can face anyone on Twitter or Facebook even without blinking, I would destroy you if you bring your stupidity near me.



On nairaland you find all manner of crazies, lol. The ones that like shouting Afonja, the ones that shout hydraulic soup, the ones that shout cone head, the ones that shout Igbo, the Tinubu and Buhari supporters, we now have the Igbo haters and then the Jews haters and then the Hitler lovers, Ipob and Biafra lovers,women don't do politics on nairaland,it is too hot for them but you see them on twitter talking about politics,why because nairaland is military.



Nairaland is a place where one person can have multiple personalities because in real life some people can't openly support Buhari but you see them supporting him on nairaland



Nairaland mods are not left out as well as they are notorious for bias,they support some and don't support some, they are like the Nigerian army that supports the Fulanis, you get insulted and they won't ban the person that insulted you but once you reply bam they ban you. Lol and infact they might even ban this write up on nairaland,but they cant ban it from google,bing, Facebook and Twitter



We have the ladies on nairaland they never date on nairaland because the boys are crazy and they can expose you, remember the same people on nairaland are the same people on Twitter and Facebook



Just like Ajegunle, you can't find any ajebutter on nairaland we are all pako and battle-ready willing to use our keyboard to remove your head. Lol



I ask are we really enemies and can we keep all we type aside on nairaland and become friends? Well for me I write the truth and nothing but the truth, I could be friends with fulanis and ijaws but we must have our different countries, not in this present Nigeria.



To my fellow nairaland militants I know you have your keyboard ready to type below this write up. Lol. I am ready because we all got trained by the same commander called nairaland.

https://www.biafranboys.org/nairaland-ajegunle-of-social-media

Paperwhite:
Postponed or otherwise, Buhari is an unpardonable national and international embarrassment and disgrace to a nation.Meanwhile,

powerbank5000:
If you are techy (Digital marketing, ecommerce, mini importation)

If you are dead broke don't venture into programming, you cannot effectively learn programming on an empty stomach with lack of data


If you are hands on Plumbing, woodwork, electrical, interior design solar design and installation, phone and laptop repair


Let me give you a brotherly advice, and I hope you work on it...
First of all I counsel people and I have done that on nairaland for a while... I have met great and good guys...
I dropped a story about my experience teaching in two schools as a corper and would not mind partnering with schools in abuja, but some accused me of looking for teaching job... Never ever mind what people say...
Back to the matter...
As a graduate, teaching and earning 15k, e no bad... But once you have a good (android) phone, go to any car stand of your choice around your area... Listen well, any good car stand and ask to see the manager... Tell him you want to help him market his cars and get good buyers... 90% of car stand managers will sign u on... Tel him you will be paid a small commission after sales...
Pick up your phone, snap as many cars as your phone memory can take, open a dedicated twitter ac, IG ac, Facebook ac, WhatsApp ac, ac etc... Take out time to post this cars, make sure you have the actual prices of this cars... You can add as much as #250k on it... Bring down the negotiations to as low as making #50k if need be just so I can sell. Set your monthly target... I assure you, if you get I client in a month, u make around #100,000k once you start growing, you can get as much as 5-10 client from all over the country and that hits you over #1m for just helping others sell their cars, Note all you invested was your time, energy, phone and data... No big financial capital...
Do not restrict yourself to cars, go for industrial machines as well, caterpillars, mikano gens, any thing, then you look for those big companies that need them and try to call their attention to it or market it to them... You may not sell in 3 months but when you manage to get a client to buy just 1 caterpillars, my brother you will instantly forget that u suffered before...
A friend of mine was marketing a silo for a local wielder, he received a call all the way from kebbi state, the purchase was made in Ilorin, he made #1.8 mil from buyers and #400k from seller... He still got a referral from that deal. Wake up bro...
Within a month or two, come and pay (tite).
I drive uber/bolt in abuja, market cars, sell commodities such as beans, maize, wheat, ginger,onions, name it... In bags and tonnes
And I make nothing less than half a mil monthly...

Lalami3232:
Go into programming/software development. It took me 3yrs of rigorous reading, learning to know 3programming languages (Java, JavaScript and Python) but it was worth it. Today, I can comfortably call myself a software developer and not just a web developer .
If u can add graphics to it, then you're a complete package

Bola146:
You sent 3 same dms to me, I replied all! Why not check your Spam? Besides, why this desperation?

Em222:
If u need a good girl with big breast and ass to Bleep call and DM me on 08164084891

meenah04:
Smellysperm what's on your DP?

Mine there is Dove on it

Rahkman:
Developers?? If you re thinking any other thing .... you are a tribalist

TinubuGoQuench:
...Disgraced Yoluba actor, Baba Ijesha!

Aphonjas and rape are like...

Nor be only Baba Ijesha, na Baba Aphonja

TinubuGoQuench:
...Disgraced Yoluba actor, Baba Ijesha!

Aphonjas and rape are like...

Nor be only Baba Ijesha, na Baba Aphonja

TinubuGoQuench:
...Disgraced Yoluba actor, Baba Ijesha!

Aphonjas and rape are like...

Nor be only Baba Ijesha, na Baba Aphonja

truthfulparrot:
Why do I have the feeling that our military is being lured to the Southeast to pave way for Boko Haram to overrun the Northeast?

Draslo:
All the people you're following on Nairaland are female. 25 of them! Maybe you're wife has had access to your account

BarrElChapo:
So sorry about this, can't say I know it feels but try to be in a safe place emotionally, if you can't remain in the marriage right now.. maybe you can move to somewhere else to clear your head and make a decision going forward. Take care

Mokason288:
2023 will be interesting

Up to this date

Tinubu has refused to accept that Aboki will stab him front and back at the end of the day

NLandIsHypocrit:
Imagine the grammar by someone who wants to make us believe that he's more educated and more sensible than Nnamdi Kanu So does it mean that these Fulani terrorists cabals can not afford real educated people to carry out this kind of media propaganda? Must they always want to favour their people with kind of contract? How can they employ uneducated illiterates to carry out media war against a highly international educated Man like Nnamdi Kanu with overwhelming intelligence? Nawaao!

Hassanmaye:
This is not joke please, I know a friend who has been writing resit exams for 5years, his parents are struggling, in a country where to get a job is difficult, he is so depressed, this weaked lecturers don't care, the wickedness in our educational institutions is too much, and If a student try to commit suicide or even kill a lecturer they will blame him.

Obingo:
I want to use this forum to plead with his Excellency, the executive governor of Kogi State and all those who have his ears on this platform to prevail on Mustapha Akaaba- the executive chairman of Ajaokuta LGA to pay the salaries of workers he has refused to pay in the last three months particularly those on the clemency list of his Excellency - All. Yahaya Bello.

We know the Governor is not aware of this unruly behavior of Mustapha Akaaba, however, the larger populace of the workers are made to believe that this is the instruction from the Governor.

Ajaokuta LGA workers have suffered for too long that they can't bear the pang of inconvenience this unilateral action of the Chairman is inflicting on them.

Your Excellency Sir, as a Presidential material and candidate, you should not allow any action of any of your appointees or subordinates to give a bad image of you to the masses either at the local, state or national level.

I will be expecting a swift response of the governor and I will be back to confirm to the world as soon as the Chairman does the needful.