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FamilyRe: My Husband Is A Flirt And Sleeps With Anything In Skirt! by Battery1(m): 11:59pm On Jul 07, 2011
jellyloveb:
If you can not post a sensible reply, why not just ignore the thread entirely?
Shut up there! Do u tink everybody is like ur husband dat u can talk to anyhow? Shut up!
RomanceRe: Most Romantic Lady In Da Romance Section..... Voting Ends Tonight >>>>> by Battery1(m): 11:49pm On Jul 07, 2011
sexkillz:
1. Who You? huh
2. Who's She? undecided
Natasha's younger sister.
Jokes EtcRe: The Husband Of Nairaland Romance Section Is Back! Battery. by Battery1(m): 11:44pm On Jul 07, 2011
They borrowed it 4rm kokoye's family.
FamilyRe: My Husband Is A Flirt And Sleeps With Anything In Skirt! by Battery1(m): 11:40pm On Jul 07, 2011
I dnt belv dis bullshit, wat u said here is a LIE, is ur husband a dog or under a curse?
RomanceRe: Most Romantic Lady In Da Romance Section..... Voting Ends Tonight >>>>> by Battery1(m): 11:32pm On Jul 07, 2011
This thread is locked!
Reason: My gf's name is nt there.
Jokes EtcRe: The Husband Of Nairaland Romance Section Is Back! Battery. by Battery1(m): 11:29pm On Jul 07, 2011
190:
smh!

kokoye house doesnt even have lite huh
Who dey talk of lite? Na only bicycles dey enta dia area o! U no see his father's bicycle there?
Jokes EtcRe: The Husband Of Nairaland Romance Section Is Back! Battery. by Battery1(m): 11:26pm On Jul 07, 2011
kokoye:
I get 4 inverters . . provided by al-qaeda  tongue

and 4 blackburries

and 2 ipad2
Jokes EtcRe: The Husband Of Nairaland Romance Section Is Back! Battery. by Battery1(m): 11:05pm On Jul 07, 2011
Kokoye's hse where i was imprionsed and tortured!

Jokes EtcRe: The Husband Of Nairaland Romance Section Is Back! Battery. by Battery1(m): 10:35pm On Jul 07, 2011
190:
Na kirikiri you go
No its nt kirikiri, its kokoye's house dat i was jailed, d house is worse dan kirikiri. I wantd kirikiri bt they said i deserved a worse place, so i ended up in kokoye's hse as my prison.
Jokes EtcRe: The Husband Of Nairaland Romance Section Is Back! Battery. by Battery1(m): 10:26pm On Jul 07, 2011
kokoye:
You see . . you are still in exile.

You dont even know how to quote properly  grin
Kokoye, kokonkwo, kokoafo and kokoeke, hw many times did i kul u nw?
Jokes EtcRe: The Husband Of Nairaland Romance Section Is Back! Battery. by Battery1(m): 10:19pm On Jul 07, 2011
190:
ROTFLMFAOOOO @ Battery

welcome back bro

where have u been all these years

Rabbit hunting!!
190, thanks bro. I didnt go 4 rabbit hunting, i raped sumbody and was sent on exile.
Jokes EtcRe: The Husband Of Nairaland Romance Section Is Back! Battery. by Battery1(m): 10:14pm On Jul 07, 2011
kokoye:
If you dont know Mrs. Chima (aka Mrs Eve / Mr. Chima / queeneve), you were never the husband in the first place.

So you cant continue where you never started.

You are still in exile.
@kokoye,first of all kind of stupid name is dat? Ur fellow human being has all dez names while u hv jst only 1 and u r nt ashamed 2 kul dem.
kokoye:
If you dont know Mrs. Chima (aka Mrs Eve / Mr. Chima / queeneve), you were never the husband in the first place.

So you cant continue where you never started.

You are still in exile.
RomanceRe: What Do You Do When The Wrong Woman Loves You Soo Right? by Battery1(m): 10:04pm On Jul 07, 2011
Owaiking:
My gud ppl of Naija, What do you do when the wrong woman loves you soo RIGHThuh Please help a confused broda! undecided
Hw can a wrng woman luv me right? Pls no jst make me vex,why u go dey wish me dat kind tin? Do light and darknes hv anytin in common?
Jokes EtcRe: The Husband Of Nairaland Romance Section Is Back! Battery. by Battery1(m): 9:56pm On Jul 07, 2011
blackmann:
So do we give you a Certificate of return or a Chieftancy title? Where are those photographers when you need em?
Re-clause ur statement cuz i dnt undrstand it. Amen!
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Men Get Angry When You Touch Their Ugly Heads? by Battery1(m): 9:53pm On Jul 07, 2011
Bia mama g, why wil u touch my head? Are u mad? Are u my mother or my grandma? U can touch it only wen we are havin s**x due to d switnes of d tin. Amen!
Jokes EtcRe: The Husband Of Nairaland Romance Section Is Back! Battery. by Battery1(m): 9:42pm On Jul 07, 2011
Mrs.Chima:
Then take yo happy arse back to exile. You wasn't missed.
Who are u mrs. Chima? It seems u dnt knw me very well. Ask around.
Nairaland GeneralRe: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MSG To "onstelly" by Battery1(m): 10:11am On Dec 16, 2010
Rymzo where is onstelly? U must be sufferin 4rm hrt break by nw.
RomanceRe: Why Do U Luv Him Or Her? by Battery1(m): 10:07am On Dec 16, 2010
I want 2 ask,where are Rymzo and Onstelly? Onstelly has broken rymzo's hrt,i warned him 2 keep away 4rm dat time waster bt he wldnt listen 2 me.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: A Simple Poem 4 Onstelly! by Battery1(m): 9:57am On Dec 16, 2010
E bi like say dis oga Rymzo don tire 4 onstelly cuz d dude don discover say d chick na time waster! Sory oga rymzo
RomanceRe: My Cousin And I Are Havin An Affair by Battery1(m): 9:49am On Dec 16, 2010
@poster
Why not leave ur cousin and marry ur broda instead?,i think ur broda wld be beta. ANIMAL!
RomanceRe: Show Some Love . . . by Battery1(m): 2:57pm On Dec 07, 2010
Onstelly,if i change and repent,u go giv me punnny? U knw u offend me?
RomanceRe: Would You Like To Look Older Or Younger Than Your Actual Age? by Battery1(m): 2:50pm On Dec 07, 2010
I go like look very very younger dan my real age so dat i go dey sleep wit all dese small small secondary skool girls like ss1,ss2 even js3 sef wit my appearance,then i go dey sleep wit big girls wit my yarns and then wit older women as a sugar boy. Chai,i dey like dis kind tin well well.
RomanceRe: Biko Help My People by Battery1(m): 2:43pm On Dec 07, 2010
@poster
Welcome,my name is Battery. Well,stay there and be askin question and b4 u knw it,u wil get pregnant again and this time,na twins wey u go born.
RomanceRe: Could This Be Wrong~ by Battery1(m): 2:36pm On Dec 07, 2010
Omolola,d nite of our honeymoon,dat tin wey we dey do everynite 4 fon,we go do it live ok.

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