₦airaland Forum

pay your tithes and your dream car would come

i'm uncomfortable when religion is mixed with politics

JeSoul:
^^may any weapon fashioned against him not prosper. Vick abeg have a monster year jare, haters be gone.

ha ha. PETA would like to have a word with you.

i still don't believe in mike vick as a passer but there would be highlights for the casual nfl viewer

lets not turn this thread into a royal rumble.

argue peacefully.

he he,see bloody face

Sagamite:
Of course that is the best part.

Me and my Sagamu fellow illiterates will practice BYOC (Bring Your Own Cutlass), I no share mine when we begin dey maruadingly slice you god-forsaken sinners. 

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we shall shake sagamu by force.

sadism - are you saying the parents gain pleasure from scarring their children?

Sagamite:


Oloshi! LWKMD.

You almost got me choking on my orange. 

you forgot the best part.

BYOC (the C is left to your imagination  )

Kobojunkie:
That is where it ends!

but but we are the giant of africa

MShittu:
Nigerians are, generally, intelligent people. It is absolutely shameful that we should have such failures in our educational system.

i believe this is a statement we make to make ourselves feel good. We promote guys like wole soyinka and chinua achebe but forget about the millions who were left behind.  The rot in the Nigerian educational system didn't just started in the new millennium but a result of decades of neglect.    The few that have made it gives us the false illusion that we are generally intelligent.

Quack programs like the PTF have done nothing to reverse this rot.

Sagamite:
Eh ehn!

See dem dey crawl out.  

Al zose zat are ziz disgraseful liberals vhen ve takes over ze guvernment vuld be sent to a konsentration kamp, Hier Hitler!!! -
SS Oberstgruppenfurher of ze Sagamu Branch of ze Kommunist Party of Nigeria  

Ha ha, haters gonna hate.  

watch out, we would soon have our annual liberal, secularist, free-thinker, sex fiend conference in sagamu.

we would have the reception in your oba's palace  

tensor777:
Bad as you say that is there are surprisingly loads of perversions and abominations that you support and promote that in Nigeria would also see you locked up.
Who are you to judge reaaly?

what abominations do i support

Got back home and my dad changed his trousers to shorts in readiness for the epic flogging,

ha ha, your dad has his flogging attire.

Odunnu:
Now,don't scare me.
Are u saying its not a memory loss I suffer, but that I have absolutely no memory?
Hope Tkb, Elrazur, Honeric, Candylips, Violent, Chamotex and Slap1 dont get to hearread this. I'v told them they are no1 at different times.

Mess love.

To hell with the so-called "liberals", "free-spirits" and "open-minded icons" that want uncontrolled societal institutions.

what concern us with neco result. leave us alone man

LadyT:
How are you so sure she was dating this old pervert?  Maybe he was sexually abusing her?  One young girl who was sexually abused said it felt good downstairs but bad upstairs refering to her genitials and her head.

Im happy you all havent abandoned her

or it could be the daddy issues. either way such behaviors/acts aren't normal.   the old perv needs to be chilling in jail with his name on a sex offenders list if this was obodo oyinbo.

My parents did all the wrong(s) this world could endure, But today i realized they only made me a better person

you most likely become a better person regardless of the bad things they did and not because of the bad things they did.

mike vick gets the starting job.

motor park tout or motor park terrorist?

Ujujoan:
In one post I made, I called her a 'lost soul'. She's trying to find her path but she just doesn't know how. You know, sometimes I think the whole banging on the head must have loosend a nut. I dont know, just a thought!  

has she tried talking to a professional, pastor, counseling etc?

what's she trying to do career wise. the last thing she needs are men taking advantage of her fragile mental and financial state. men love women with daddy issues.

LadyT:
Ujujoan I agree children are all different my youngest brother was a nightmare he got into trouble the most.

I pity your sister but she needs to let go and not allow it to ruin her life. Its so easy for me to say not going thru what she went thru. Its a shame her intelligence was not spotted earlier and channelled into other things.  Can you not have a honest conversation with her.  Its not fair shes been left to waste away

she needs therapy.   but mental health issues are shrugged off in nigeria and the black community at-large. the saying that what doesn't kill you helps you has permeated nigerian society at large.   You have folks in here who obviously struggle to suppress their past experiences of abuse.   threads like these are therapeutic for them.

if the kids are too many then what's the point? Huh

besides, remembering birthdays involves spending money. Nigeria is a poor country and anyway we mark religious holidays so knock on wood

remembering birthdays doesn't have to involve spending money. a simple card from hallmark can help.

too many kids? then get a damn calendar.  these are little things that makes a child feel appreciated. money isn't everything
i guess birthdays are meant for the rich

@ bawomolo.how u dey my broda, just got back from una area (hyde blvd- South Connell drive) which neighbourhood are u in,

hey man i stay in the south suburbs

no wonder he is a terror on the streets of ibadan

i have neva called my father Dad- tis either Papa or Sir, neva got a hug, twas always a miracle if he remembered my bday. Once i've been dumped in d boarding house -dey 4got all abt me- visiting day didnt exist in dier dictionary.

lol most naija dads don't know their kids bday's

you are with this same man?

Ivynwa:
@all
Who on earth invented that backside penetration thing for goodness sake? I ain't doing that s-h-i-t for anything or any human being!

anal intercourse has existed for a very long time.   same for oral. 
stick to missionary if u got a problem

llade:
For me al advise u to give him your backside to fhuck and c whether he will change.

you do realize homosexuality is much more than anal intercourse right?

lagerwhenindoubt:
Abeg tell me where yoruba's rank because swallow cocaine, (dem no sabi). Italy-runs, (dem no sabi) na to smoke cheap weed for London and buy fake TM Lewins come Naija be their skills

thanks for ruining a joke

blaming the devil for everything.

waiting for a political messiah

ethnic finger-pointing

what's the big deal about sex education sef.
the only children that need explicit sex education in my opinion are the ones that start having sex early (maybe due to bad friends etc). and such a child is probably already a lost cause.
most decent kids don't really need it.

lol this doesn't make sense.  what's decent to you may not be decent to me

My dads gift for getting good grades were either Further Math Project by Sivasubramaniam or Godman textbooks

you and your pops need a special on Dr.Phil

sweetguy10:
[b]Mom's mistake is that she relates everything that happens in our house to some supernatural stuffs/As the cause of witches . Even if a mosquito over-bite mom or any of us mom will immediately carry her bible and engage  in a verbal war with some unseen spirit and all we hear is "die die by fire die by fire shira baba buska buska shaba shaba " . This attitude changed my younger brother's attitude that they view any unfortunate occurrence or petty accident  as the handiwork of the devil, Like when my youngest brother came third in his class' promotional exam though he used to be the first  he came home saying " it's the handiwork of the devil that somehow in the exam hall he could not see anything .Dad's hot slap descended on his face before he finished and mom took him to her room laid her hands on his head and was buskaing shirababaing roboskotoing , Damn ! it really got me pissed ,  


Dad's mistake is he never allow us to stay in the kitchen when mom's cooking . Mom believed that she's teaching us to cook but dad always object and he made mom stopped it , we thought it was a good thing not until i had to start cooking myself , I burnt foods and added too much salt to the food .I could not even make a pap and the garri(eba ) do have lots of lumps   [/b]

ha ha keep up the stories guys

ha ha you guys are wicked o

[quote author=mädchen link=topic=511646.msg6794694#msg6794694 date=1285086667]You got thrashed for saying the only sugar in my tea  [/quote]you are obviously not nigerian.  you don't talk back to your almighty all knowing parents

the problem is the government doesn't care much either when guys like sam egwu are allowed to sniff the post of minister of education

no wonder this board has an hostile feel.

naija sure grooms anti-social people 

lol@attacking someone with a live chicken