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dollyjoy:
It should be after childbirth

Nop, during

KushKemi:
Disiz me feelin fly durin holiday in...i wont tel u where.

Lol

They r nt the same people... One have nyash, the other one de force am

Madam! you getting married should be mature enough to know that likes don't mean a thing in real life.... Or r u just fvckin with us?

9. During childbirth

rokiatu:
Wale.....is not everybody. Wiz kid is not on wale level I beg. Wale is a lyrical genius.

He's clearly just trying to promote Wizkid like Akon is doing with P Square.

Thank you, marry me!

KashyBaby:
looks delicious to me....

**hands you fork and knife

OP obviously have not witnessed my earlobe nibbling tactics, shih can make you cum

6. People automatically believe that you are soft...

iLegend:
Please remain small Egg for me. I heard fowls are not smiling! We should probably blame it on Buhari. What do you think? Nevermind.

Kindly send the Holy grail.... Oh I mean, escof code to bossanems@gmail.com tnx

The mumu above me thinks this is an efcc investigation!

First of all, let me say that the first thing that attracts me to a girl isn't necessarily going be what is going to keep me, but it definitely going to set her aside...

1. Pretty face

2. Nyash (number 1 isn't more important than this, but it is just the first I check)

3. Ehen... Das all, if u got these I can fit empty my bank account for you.... Lol na joke o

This nigga above me tho...

najeemefcc:
BACK FROM THE OFFICE OF THE POLICE COMMISSIONER AND DIRECTOR SSS ATTACHED ARE THE COPIES OF ACKNOWLEDGING

Awesome where do we meet?

Honeybash:
abeg op our state of deployment wont change. Nysc tension make fraiser forget my bday is may 20th

Happy belated birthday! Mines tomorrow 22nd!

daudae1:
THE TRuth of The Matter is Lack Of Funds...FG is Responsible for all dis..BUuHari is nOt Serious!

This is a political post

This mine!
My laptop My earphones My modem

DaBullIT:
Cost of transport, cost of refining , cost of importing, logistics and distribution , all of those costs for the FG would have disappeared if only the past administrations had built / maintained our refineries


But no , They didn't do it , And now that another man willing and able to do it has announced it will be done


My Rational Reasonable, Sensible , Adorable , Educated and Empowered Blodas from the Eastern region keep blowing the existing ones up so that eventually this Government won't be able to produce anything locally


Their sponsors are the contractors and direct beneficiaries of Pipes being blown up , they rake in Billions if not trillions where they are

But my brothers take tens of thousands for their services and for their mind , Pepper don rest




But #It'sNothing

Guy sharrrap! When did the ss become part of the eastern region, and before you play the "wailer card" check my posts, I am an ardent supporter of this administration... I just hate when you guys spit bile against my people even when we r innocent like in this scenario

Source oga!!

Sup bro, kindly help me with ur number, Dere r so many questions I need to ask u

teemax07:
u can redeploy based on health reasons, but come wit d reports or document or wateva, or marriage or try gamble Like a frnd if mine, he wasn't feeling fine at d moment nd took d form nd was granted relocation to Lagos, u never can tell u might be lucky but if u'r sighting health reasons, dere will be doctors to test for d illness so if u'r cooking up a lie, make it a light one dat won't be detected.

Sup bro

teemax07:
I'm one of d stream 1 Corp member posted to zamfara state.... might be if help anyway, so out of curiosity u can ask me anytin abt d state....

Oh perfect, how's d general cost/standard of living, electricity, rent etc? Social life, girls....

Threats without actions are just what they are, threats!

Good, @ least the I-Phoon can learn how to be a leader now....!

Zamfara corp members, enter here--------------------> www.nairaland.com/3110650/zamfara-corpers-lets-meet-here

All of you dropping your phone numbers, has anyone made a whatsapp group yet?

Oya politicians, come check whether your name comot for buhari first list...

Oga goan collect our money, from Hu you shared to, or call their names make dem bring am or better still we know say u get one kialess 700m for somewhere, you fit pay from your own pocket cos no be today you don de theif! Yam na yam


No room for looters

Das good

This is one time I saw the name "lai" and I didn't catch a heart attack...

Na joke o, You know #istandwithbuhari
Sai Baba go slow and steady

Ahn ahn Mike mo man... You sef de Vaseline crew?


Let's all watch how the electorates will react

Wears 3d glasses...

Am all ear! *in falz's voice

knightsTempler:
I need an interpreter pls!!!
What language is this ?

The language is unity, we southerners should try that more often..!!! Onye nzuzu...!