As we all know that most Nigerian ladies are so obsessed with taking pictures just to flaunt their styles on social media. By the reason of this obsession, some take pictures in any environment they find themselves not minding how awkward these pictures look.

Here are the awkward places many Nigerian ladies snap pictures and upload them for the world to see;

1. Toilet

Some ladies don't even mind the odour emanating from the toilet just to show how classy they are. In fact, some of them will even take a selfie while defecating. This is aimed at craving attention from guys. This silly act is very common with Lagos babes.

2. Okada

It beats my imagination how some ladies managed to snap themselves conveniently on bike despite the gallops and brake applied by the bike man. Just because wind is blowing their useless weavon and perhaps they are wearing sun glass, they will snap themselves and later seek guys' consent if they look like nadia buhari. This is pure nonsense.

3. Public transport bus

I also experience this inside idanfo or keke napep; you must at least seen a lady snapping herself. Just yesterday when I boarded a bus from Anthony to CMS, the lady beside me was taking selfie as if her life depended on it. I advised her to keep her phone because of traffic thieves instead she abused me and I kept quiet. Before a tinkle of an eye, a dude snatch her phone from the window and she started wailing.

4. Market

I don't know what pleasure ladies derive in snapping pictures at dangerous market places such apongbon, yaba, oshodi, etc where there are high number of rogues, financially frustrated guys and armed robbers. Are they so impatient to realise that one minutes of foolishness can make them loose all valuable thing on them?

6. Road side

Even if it's possible for some ladies to take pictures at Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, I know they will definitely do that. Later when an unforeseen circumstances happen, they will blame it on Lalastic.lala for not making their topics to the FP.

6. Suya Joint

Some ladies will order for N100 from Ab.oki and will quickly take a selfie saying they are having nice time at a barbecue in lekki meanwhile they bought the suya at Iyana paja If the Abo.ki is a very sharp man, he can corner such a lady into his bedroom.

7. During church service

In fact, taking pictures in the church is a very good thing but it's very awkward to be taking selfie during sermon, prayer meeting and quickly upload it on social media. When they return from church, ask them for the topic of the sermon and they will be looking clueless.

8. Filling station


You heard me right? Yes filling station. One thing I observed about ladies who take snap themselves sporadically is that they don't take precautionary measure and also too stubborn to adhere to simple instruction. The sign is written on pump engine at filling stations that smoking and use of phone are prohibited but that is time they will start chatting, calling and snapping themselves unnecessarily as if they are possessed. Smh.

9. During childbirth

How come you left these places out wristbangle?

In eateries.
Taking pictures of regular meals at eateries only portrays on as a starved girl who hardly goes out so taking pictures with a cup of Ice cream or a plate of rice and chicken becomes something to be proud of.
However, the case might be different if you're having an exotic meal or say a chinese delicacy.

Inside hotel rooms.
It becomes obvious that you are a call girl when you start taking pictures in different hotel rooms with different set up and bed spreads. That could be pretty awkward.

At the passenger's seat.
It isn't exactly a bad idea taking one or two pictures in a car especially if it belongs to you, a relative or your boyfriend but it becomes awkward when it becomes a routine. It only shows that you see the passengers seat as being a privileged position and that is pretty awkward.

*Modified.

Someone's car...

Yet they keep forming expensive...

Snap in my ride, you pay for lift...












just a joke oooo... lol

This land is not for sale

Bathrooms

Dat 1 dy vex me ehhh

Bathrooms

Dat 1 dy vex me ehhh


Funeral service

Op! Y dem put camera 4 phone, no b to take pix? , if we no take pics with our phone who will

















Just joking tho* Nice 1 Op B-)

ivyy:
How come you left these places out wristbangle?

In eateries.


Inside hotel rooms.


At the passenger's seat.

These places are not awkward na madam . Infact seems the best place to display your beauty

Where is smellymouth when u need him the most?

I'm probably the only lady who doesn't like taking photos in public places

I was at Domino's Pizza minding my biz like::





When two ladies walked up to me and said --" Pls can u snap us", I looked at them like::




But I later agreed Cox I was confident I was gonna get their numbers :::



I asked for their numbers and they were like ::



I angrily told them::

Smellymouth:

Wetin come funny for d thing. I don't see anything to laugh over.

Funny

Bawsse:
9. During childbirth

It should be after childbirth

CAVEAT EMPTOR

Smellymouth:

Shey na u get my mouth? Or u think say my smiley shows am smiling?

Dat your smelly mouth. Who want am ?! Hian.

hmmmm.....made me remember one dat too selfie in an accident scene...was like wtf!!!

dollyjoy:
It should be after childbirth

Nop, during

dollyjoy:
This land is not for sale

I wanna buy it for full baskets of tomatoes.

God created women with finished materials that's why they behaves awkwardly

On the bed after the Act

Smellymouth:
I was at Domino's Pizza minding my biz like::





When two ladies walked up to me and said --" Pls can u snap us", I looked at them like::




But I later agreed Cox I was confident I was gonna get their numbers :::



I asked for their numbers and they were like ::



I angrily told them::

kinginvalhala4:




I wanna buy it for full baskets of tomatoes.

it available for sale now

ellacute45:

how do you post these gifs

In front of a nice eatery or hotel

why am I guilty of 70% of this?

Smellymouth:
I was at Domino's Pizza minding my biz like::





When two ladies walked up to me and said --" Pls can u snap us", I looked at them like::




But I later agreed Cox I was confident I was gonna get their numbers :::



I asked for their numbers and they were like ::



I angrily told them::

Nice one baba