₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,331,036 members, 8,448,309 topics. Date: Monday, 20 July 2026 at 07:46 AM

Toggle theme

BayodeAkinola's Posts

Nairaland ForumBayodeAkinola's ProfileBayodeAkinola's Posts

1 2 3 4 (of 4 pages)

PoliticsToday's Compilation Of Some Funny Memes by BayodeAkinola(op): 10:46am On Jun 20, 2017

RomanceRe: The Traditional Marriage Of Two Nairalanders (pic) by BayodeAkinola(m): 8:43am On Jun 20, 2017
WebmastersRe: Do You Need Huge Traffic ? Drop Your Website URL And Get Good Traffic by BayodeAkinola(m): 8:10pm On Jun 19, 2017
Site: www.mykinhood.com.ng

Description: watch and download funny YouTube and Instagram videos, read funny jokes, see funny memes, funny entertainment news etc.......
WhatsApp 08161826520
WebmastersRe: Traffic by BayodeAkinola(m): 8:07pm On Jun 19, 2017
WhatsApp me 08161826520

Im the CEO of www.mykinhood.com.ng
WebmastersRe: Blog Admin Needed by BayodeAkinola(m): 8:03pm On Jun 19, 2017
WhatsApp me 08161826520

Im the CEO of www.mykinhood.com.ng
Nairaland GeneralRe: Ways To Kickstart Your New Week by BayodeAkinola(m): 6:51am On Jun 19, 2017

Foreign AffairsRe: 62 Die In Devastating Forest Fire In Portugal, 50 Injured by BayodeAkinola(m): 6:46am On Jun 19, 2017

PoliticsJokes Of The Day!!! by BayodeAkinola(op): 6:20am On Jun 19, 2017
click here to read the funniest jokes ever grin shocked grin

Nigeria Joke: Terrible accident


An accident occurred today. 11 persons were injured and 12 died.
So the Minister of Health promised to offer N5,000 to the injured and N6million to the dead for their funeral.

All of the sudden, one of the injured got up and moved towards where the dead people were.

Immediately, one of the dead people whispered to him: “Bros, go back to your place; do not bring confusion here, they have counted us already!”







Nigeria Joke: No Fuel


UCHE: Mommy, can I go to Chidera’s house?
MOMMY: No!
UCHE: Why?
MOMMY: No fuel.
UCHE: Ahn ahn! I’m using my legs.
MOMMY: If you get missing, is it not a car we are going to use to find you?





Funny GCE Exams questions



GCE MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER

Time: 2Hrs 30MINS

INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.

ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS.

You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)

You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)

(For Boys) You’re dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s (a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15marks)

(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5marks)

You are dating other peoples’ sisters yet you don’t want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. (20 marks)

You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than 1,000ghc. Your daughter who is awaiting result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy both worth 2,000ghc. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)

(For girls) You’re a girl and you have dated 20 guys with hard labor, use the law of deminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)

You can’t give your wife 50ghc for a pot of soup, but you spend over 100ghc in bars and resturant. Calculate the radius of your ‘stupidity’, take π=3.142(20 marks)

BEST OF GOOD LUCK!

Advice from the invigilator: We are now in a new year. Please drop all your bad character.

click here to read the funniest jokes ever grin shocked grin
AutosRe: Help! My Toyota Camry 2007 Stolen At Gunpoint In Abuja by BayodeAkinola(m): 7:02pm On Jun 18, 2017
Jokes EtcFunny Compilations Of Akpos Jokes by BayodeAkinola(op): 11:47am On Jun 18, 2017
Akpos Joke: Drunk Man

Akpos was very drunk and was struggling to open his door with his key. His neighbour asked him “sir can I help you open the door?”

Akpos said “don’t worry, just help me hold the house straight, I can open the door”





Akpos Joke: Change of heart

Akpos is angry because he has it in his head that someone stole his wallet.

He walks into a church to steal someone else’s wallet, but he has a change of heart during the service.

He confesses to the priest afterwards about what his intentions had initially been.

The priest asks, “What made you change your mind?”

Akpos says, “In your sermon on the Ten Commandments when you got to ‘Thou shall not commit adultery,’ I remembered where I left my wallet!”

click here to continue reading more of this akpos jokes grin shocked grin
Christianity EtcRe: What Does It Mean To Take The Lord's Name In Vain? by BayodeAkinola(m): 11:17am On Jun 18, 2017
Art, Graphics & VideoSee Some Funny Memes Below by BayodeAkinola(op): 11:14am On Jun 18, 2017
Here are some compilations of funny memes

click here to see more of this funny memes

CelebritiesSee The Funniest Memes Ever by BayodeAkinola(op): 10:59am On Jun 18, 2017
Here are some funny compilations of memes

click here to view more of this memes grin shocked wink

Visit www.mykinhood.com.ng to watch and download Instagram and YouTube skit videos, read some funny jokes, see funniest memes ever, funny entertainment news. Etc...

PoliticsRe: Senator Sekibo's Son Graduates From Medical School (Photos) by BayodeAkinola(m): 6:03pm On Jun 17, 2017
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 290,000 Apply For N-power Jobs In 3 Days by BayodeAkinola(m): 9:21am On Jun 17, 2017
How many if them will they employ?..


click here to see the funniest memes ever
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson's Daughter, Purity As A Little Bride At Her Uncle’s Wedding by BayodeAkinola(m): 9:11am On Jun 17, 2017
SportsRe: Paul Pogba Dabs On The Great Wall Of China by BayodeAkinola(m): 7:01pm On Jun 16, 2017
CrimeRe: Full Interview Of Kidnapper Evans & How He Lived In Grand Style (video) by BayodeAkinola(m): 5:25pm On Jun 16, 2017
LiteratureRe: Flashback; Top 25 Significant Quotes By Chinua Achebe You Should Read by BayodeAkinola(m): 8:48am On Jun 16, 2017
Wise man. I disagree with some of his opinions though.
CelebritiesRe: Tboss Dazzles In New Photos by BayodeAkinola(m): 6:48am On Jun 16, 2017
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How To Apply For Npower 2017 Recruitment | 2017 Npower Application Portal by BayodeAkinola(m): 8:05am On Jun 15, 2017
CelebritiesRe: Dj Lambo Announced As President Of Choc Boi Nation (Photos) by BayodeAkinola(m): 6:40am On Jun 15, 2017
CelebritiesRe: Nine Nigerian Celebrities Who Secretly Married Their Spouses, You May Not Know by BayodeAkinola(m): 7:27pm On Jun 14, 2017
PoliticsRe: Prince Donatus Okonkwo Declares His Anambra Governorship Intention by BayodeAkinola(m): 6:45pm On Jun 13, 2017
RomanceRe: Nairalander "Ndulex "Got Married In Lagos (see Photos) by BayodeAkinola(m): 10:20pm On Jun 12, 2017

1 2 3 4 (of 4 pages)