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donfortune48:
Exactly my message.
Know when to stop before you get trapped.

That's why my message is for young graduates that have minimal bill to care for.

Not those that are lost in Uber driving already.

Anyi A Anyan isi giniii ”
””lost in uber driving ”
Yo u are disrespectful or disrespecting some personalities
When I got here dem flash me truck driver’s dashboard, big house & big cars.
I shout noooo i no wan hear wetin devil talk
Na like that I see uber driver’s dashboard go join Not again.
They forgot to tell me they hardly sleep at home 4 days on road, weekends on trips. Only days off we see them flashing all the moneys
One of the fastest way to make money is logistics just know how to drive, easy money but also the easiest job to get stuck.

If uber drivers taste remote job for a week they will know say life sweet…

Felicity001:
Watin concern pikin wey mama carry for back dey track from kano to Lagos... if him like make him dey 4 comgo with BAZ01 na drink I say make him.vome drink, I no say make him come meet me for where I dey o... anybody who cares to join me should go to the nearest bar, take anything you wish. Send me the bill

Comgo better pass T-Pain Nigeria at the moment
Thank God say you leave this hustle early to become a car dealer. Big boy Feli

pope191:
You get brain nah em you still deh wait for laptop from Ikorodu. Carry person car go destroy em. Brain wey never natural enough to cross road. Abeg shift

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Pearl1910:
U can't disrespect me and expect me not to feel disrespected now.
Everytime this conversation comes up, it is one unfortunate person like u that starts it.
Have I ever told u, u are wasting ur life doing IT or selling side mirrors or laptop bag or whatever u do?

Thank God u have confessed it's a provocation and I will not be a coward like u to keep quiet and allow people get away with disrespecting me. Yes, I take it personal.

How did I start it
Are you sure you quoted the right moniker
House abeg when or how did I disrespect pearl ?

Hmmm be like say na jacksonfire tabi donbrowser tabi omoapena dey behind this provocation make we use wand check am who truly provoke pearl


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Jacksonfire:
And they think all bolt and Uber drivers can make 150k net weekly..

Dem dey Lagos dey make noise. Make dem go another state go try make that 150k weekly from bolt or uber. If their car nor catch fire

I don't think any of them can boldly beat their chest that they can make 150k every week from bolt or Uber consistently

I agree with you 100% ,

This last phrase has been my song for years.
Pearl and cheerful wan proof me wrong till person begin claim he missed poverty days by entering molue bus to Ladipo

They called me names saying I talk down on the hustle and demotivating drivers na so I keep my mouth mute ooo

Please continue to shout it louder for newbies to hear, as for me them done shut my mouth. I no get their strength anymore.

I Stan with you… you are on point and a very valid point.

donfortune48:
That is not even my concern.

What experience does he want the driver to put on his CV?

Pls pls plsssss you guys should stop now >:
You mean uber drivers don’t have job descriptions and experience
Never thought of that chaiiii
I can’t deal


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Pearl1910:
As long as Ehailing is a legitimate source of income, it will continue to b compared and weighed side by side with any 9-5 job or other business.
Whether it is a side hustle, stop gap, full time or main hussle, profession or career u must respect and honor peoples labour.

If u have a better opportunity for guys here, u can drop the link or connect. I will not accept u or anybody, whoever or whatever u think u are to come here and disrespect people.
If somebody here comes to beg u for money, u can talk to the person as u like and yab him for wasting all his years driving, but to be doing this every market day here will not be tolerated.

Why feel disrespected
When drivers compare driving to 9-5 jobs, salary earners don’t feel disrespected. At every slightest provocation bolt drivers feel looked down on and disrespected.

Mejai na you do this one see small talk them don unleash whoever…whatever… you are on me like say na me start am

All I know is that we didn’t go to university to come and be driving uber up and down as full time job na condition of country cos am… yen yen yen I’m sorry no disrespect just saying


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Djdamian:
This conversation and comparison is getting boring at this point.

Anybody wey wan drive make e drive, anyone wey wan work 9-5 make e work. Wetin!

Oya, i have a job opening for sales personnel. Tired drivers should apply.

Salary is 200k.

If interested send CV to my mail ebhonudamian@gmail.com

I can influence your chances if you are a nairalander and a former ehailing driver

How will drivers netting 150k weekly apply for job of 200k monthly.

Pearl1910:
U ask question and u answer it by yourself.

Also, no be everybody go school.

Lastly even if govt good and u go school, if u chose to do Uber and prosper in it, then there is nothing wrong. Adenuga been first do kabukabu, and a person use shit packing enter the list of richest men in Nigeria.

The debasing and or stereotyping of Uber drivers must stop

Adenuga drive kabukabu,
Tinubu too drive taxi who else ?
Me too don drive uber
How many months or years this men drive taxi ?
Driving as a stop gap or side hustle is different from driving as a profession

Not stereotyping uber drivers at all but the comparison of uber drivers and 9-5 job must stop.
If country good 90% of graduate driving uber in Nigeria, Will never go near it.


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kanuisagoat:
Working for 20 days a month translates to transport fare of 36,000 a day. No be so?

Hahahaha lol..
I no wan go that route again, how people just feel driving uber/ bolt is better than salary jobs beats my imagination.
Why will u go to school do 5years course and end up driving bolt If not for bad govt?
As side hustle or stop gap till you get something better yes I agree but to be comparing bolt driving to salary jobs is like comparing Jonathan regime to Tpain regime.

Very soon eye go clear

Newbies this guy is one of the G.O.A.T.S on this thread make una learn from him.

Barbiturate:
Na who no know you go dey vex for your gbas gbos 😊
The fact say I dey ICM that day no mean say na only Ikeja i dey work.

Anyways, thank God say you don leave the hustle and you're doing well abroad. Make U try do giveaway once 😊

Haba na just reference point no shade’s intended
Just to reference the fact that while the drivers that understand the hustle are in Lekki cashing someone was in ICM complaining,
Glithronix self get plenty be4 he turn pro
I found myself in Ikorodu on a Friday afternoon cos of long distance surge to see trip come back Lagos come be like Tpain regime everywhere dry.
I gast blow empty back
Since then if you like offer 20k to Ikorodu or Agbado or Abule Egba I no go near you.

Do fast come join us, here be like heaven on earth.

Ikejaman was the closest ref no vex


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mejai:
Barbiturate
Yeyegbami
Gentlelife50
Baz001
I no follow o

How do you guys read all these gbas gbos here without your memes of the blessed memories.
I cannot take it o.
#bringbackourmemes

2021/2022..... Una wan kill person with memes. No peace!!

I just Taya reading all this comments and gbas gbos makes me feel like a veteran in this hustle.
I see bunch of lazy drivers with lack of knowledge and understanding of the hustle.
Gone are the days of dragging road & dashboards with pearl1910 & cheerfulgiverr week in week out to net 150k. Wake up early morning surge to island back to airport from island and shuttling island while Barbiturate ikejaman is counting bridge at ikeja city mall ants drivers raking money on island.
I know the hustle is not for everyone and it’s not easy to break even but this donbrowser generation of newbie drivers are not ready to learn and understand the hustle they just pick cars on rentals and two weeks down the line knock it. Plenty Cho Cho Cho and big grammar but little knowledge about the hustle. Yet not ready to learn from elders.
The same weekly target of 150k net of bubu baba go slow regime is the same weekly net of XGhost in this T pain regime abeg how e wan add up
October-Ember month target of 1M that sent cheerful and his car to psychiatric is the same month drivers are complaining. Monthly Target should be 3M by now.
But no motivation anywhere in Nigeria, everybody just complaining
T pain you do this one.


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Conner44:
Na fresh newbie nairaland professor wey dey do bolt (still keep dictionary for back seat in case him wan yab passengers)

Him join nairaland specifically because Pearl1910 dashboard no dey look 'dashy' enough

Abeg helep me welcome am to the family

All this small small boys like the other individual D don’t have respect for Elderstatemen.
Just come online and be dragging their Elders.

donfortune48:
Jackson is on Fire!!!!

With all this grammar, na Indrive and bolt we still dey take guard.

Who be Jackson abeg
No naah stop talking down on the hustle that gave you money and funds to Jappa… not nice


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Barbiturate:
But na person pikin U sef dey call "olosho" 😊

lol you no dey call them olosho or hook up girls ?
Alright no vex
I didn’t get angry when girls call me bolt driver. na now I go dey vex if them call me black Ass nigga or orphan

Abuse or name calling no dey pain me uber driving gave ne thick skin

Hey Conner44 pls ignore this other individual.
Orphan no be abuse just like calling me black Ass Niga It’s not an abuse cos I’m black very black African. When people are shouting racist words I go just dey laugh.
Olosho call me “my bolt driver” I no vex na orphan go vex me

Una don distract us from shirtless indriver & Uche bolt living rooms.

It’s a fresh new week make God bless our hustle

Djdamian:
Hi everyone,

I kindly request not to be involved in discussions like this. My dealings with Omoapena and the other individual have ended, and it's time for everyone to move on. So no need to be referenced or mentioned

Additionally, I've decided to end my involvement as an investor in the e-hailing business.

Thank you for your understanding

The other individual na Donbrowser
I don laugh wan fall for office...
ahn ahn i never see you sound like this before ?
this thread can bring out the beast in people....chaiii
Conner44 pls sheath your mouth, you don provoke perfect gentleman to anger

Individual D

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donfortune48:
BAZ001 will have the screenshot.

Bro you wan defame my character ,
as i wan find screen shot from Archive come begin see uber drivers parlor dey look like abroad,
Nothing wey anybody fit tell me bolt drivers are now earning more than salary earners in banks and oil coy.
all the peeps that left the hustle will be regretting by now.

donfortune48:
Lolzz.
Any age actually.
If you can afford it, please do it.
I chose that age range to avoid bias.

Less than 5% of people who left Nigeria legally regret it.

Illegally and legally is better than APC Nigeria at the moment. dangote refinery don start yet fuel price Dey increase how else you wan think am ?

donbrowser:
Odogwu. Do giveaway sir 🙌

Show workings

All the palliatives and rice no reach your side ?
Team This Tinubu regime must favor me

pope191:
For someone that have been in business for 5 years and 2 grants? Can also make 90k daily. 😂 the way you guys throw advice up and down here. You don’t seem to me like someone that has ever had 2 million in his name.

Person wey never own a small car during Jonathan or Buhari Regime, na only on Fiverr dashboard and tik tok him get money.
Empty barrels makes loudest noise.

donfortune48:
If you're not above 35yrs, use the money commot from that country.
Na beg I dey beg you.

E reach to beg
Before December baba fit change his mind, the way clueless Rice man Dey go.

PuZZyNegro:
Lol

I had opportunity of learving Nigeria since 2018 but that has never been my priority, not even now.

I just need to make enough money here and go abroad for holidays

I pray you don’t regret this decision later in future
If you have the capacity just give birth to your children abroad, you can stay back

pheelhip:
NNPC new fuel per ltr rate is now 887
Other stations will be 1000 or so.

Naija which way?

Which way
When few people came out to protest Endbad govt, majority sat on the fence watching, while APC touts were doing pro govt protests.

2027 still far and another term sure Tinubu like this.
Dollar self Dey go up steady.

Twilight2:
Please how can one create a UK tiktok account?

Pls just google it that guy you quoting is a born liar, like every other APC/Tinubu supporters.
First it was Fiverr dashboard in millions, while he was learning how to driver Uber on rentals.
Now he has moved to ticktok paying him dollars.

Don fall for it plsss

Conner44:
Please broda, as you go about swearing for tinubu always endeavour to also swear for his supporters

Seriously, it's imperative that you also swear and curse his supporters daily too because let's face it . . . 2027 is around the corner and obviously tinubu can't make himself president 🙄

So swear very well and channel all the relevant curses to the appropriate conner for immediate effects

Omoapena:
Without mentioning his supporters, they are already sharing from the curse..

Abeg Abeg make una two mind yourself, I no wan laugh or comment as we dey solemn mood for this thread Nairaland.

I don laugh taya for here … but will let it pass

mejai:
God!!!
I became worried about his absence on NL for like 2 months. I had to send him msg.
Though I later called and someone answered like his second. I asked if he traveled out, he said yes. Today, I checked his profile on NL and I saw his last seen was few days ago.

This is so sad… chaiii
After all the struggles it is well

Lie Lie which residents shun protests?
Even with the govt curfew people were still on the street of Kaduna.
APC doing everything to suppress the protest , same way they lied that Lagos state postponed the protest immediately after the presidential speech

pope191:
How to get date take be money? Because visiting is already out of touch.

lol
Visiting date na like 2027
But with extra change men go still find u recent date. Only be say no visa guarantee after spending so much.
You way suppose don Jappa since, I no know d kind village people wey tie you for Nigeria.

Itsrm:
It even has nothing to do with him being a first time traveller.

A friend who has never entered any flight before is on his way to US. Same for my cousin and several others too numerous to mention.

The key to getting US visa especially through study is to write GRE or GMAT, get good scores and apply to schools that have funding (scholarship). This is the difficult part.

Once you have funding, full or partial, getting visa becomes a whole lot easier. Having a regular 9-5 job helps. Especially if it relates to the course you're going to study. Same as strong home ties.

And you're right, once you remove UK that no one wants to go, US visa is the easiest to get.

God bless you baba I didn’t want to say this cause he said he as applied 3 times and most or should have done any of this.
However sometimes it’s just luck or Let me say God factor. I’ve seen a case of an egbon adugbo that can’t speak English only pidgin English first time passport. Got US visa one time till today I still Dey shock. I can go on and on. And I know a manager in oil & gas with 30 millions naira in account got bounced at embassy

But you are on point you said it all.
Na to follow who know road

pope191:
I stopped replying Baze on this matter, because it seem like using one effort to mock them.

Who really wants to wake in the morning, put ignition and start driving up and down. If things work out for you, the rest people will seem both physical and intellectual lazy and nah careful man deh observe. Should one bring or write all his problems on Nairaland, so people like Baze will see that one is trying his/her best? Many people get problems. I don’t even believe in bringing my personal life to online and no be Baze they share destiny.

Baze I understand your meant good, but they calm down. The way una deh kpaff each other self no deh make me reason una side again. It’s all good, everybody go deh alright.

Bro na same way peael1910 and cheerfulgiver dey make me feel like a lazy driver, after driving up and dan my dashboard go still lean compared to them.

I Dey genuinely feel drivers pain, cos I know you guys are hustling and will hustle better only if you could cross to the other side.

Na God Dey watch over us both here and Naija, but as street boy you go avoid any form of wahala, know d babe wey u go near, know d area you go live, know where to go follow your instinct, lay low no too do, na here I dey see girl work up to you toast you collect your number.
It’s not as bad as Dey portray in the news but u must be careful.

If naija Dey okay we no go Dey here too