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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 6:46am On Sep 26, 2023
Tipster07:
Anybody interested in selling Bolt Account should DM
I get account 4.93
Driver score 87%
But the problem na how can i confirm you won’t use it to kidnap riders or block the account ?
I’m not calling you a kidnapper or robber
Just wondering ….

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001:
donbrowser:
grin grin

Are you pained "Nigeria got the wrong president" or you're pained Buhari relegated you to being a driver from flying business class or you truly love Nigeria?

Regular P.S. I'm not an APC member or Buhari's fan grin
https://www.nairaland.com/7841177/nigerias-debt-jumps-75-three

Nigeria’s Debt Jumps By 75% In Three Months, Hits N87 Trillion

How Buhari take enter dis matter ?
Buhari show us shege youth dey jappa, now Tinubu is showing you shegebanza na old professors and lecturers dey jappa now.
Kontinueee dey support rubbish
In 3months debt dey increase, yet subsidy is gone , fuel increase, tax increase, grin
many international airline has stopped flying into Nigeria ? They prefer to land in Ghana … small Ghana to Nigeria.
I bought my low mileage 2007 Camry @163 naira to a dollar in 2012
Imagine dollar under agbado President?
$1k = #950,000 naira
How many graduate can buy tokunbo 2018 Camry now. Even millionaire Larry dey Salivate over 2010 corrolla in 2023.
chaiii God bless jonathan & Dieziani ooo

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001:
donbrowser:
Reno Omokri is a PDP member that went to Chicago state university to confirm Tinubu graduated from CSU yet Baz claims he didn't attend school. If you can believe Bawa and decide to quote me, will you believe Reno and quote Baaz too?
Chicago State University Refuses to Authenticate Certificate Tinubu Submitted to INEC

https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2023/09/14/chicago-state-university-refuses-to-authenticate-certificate-tinubu-submitted-to-inec?amp=1

Tinubu’s certificate controversy deepens as CSU fails to confirm authenticity

https://guardian.ng/news/tinubus-certificate-controversy-deepens-as-csu-fails-to-confirm-authenticity/amp/

How can a whole university refuse to authenticate its own certificates issued to a whole president huh
university will be proud to produce a president and want to flaunt him mba.
Naija na laughing stuck cos out of over 200million the only man that grabbed it and running with it has a very dirty record abroad.

Let’s forget past records.
Average Nigerians will prefer a jonathan and diezani, okonjo , sanusi cbn Gov regime to dis agbado president and his clueless economic team.
Up till now no CBN Gov.

Shege banza pro max

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 1:27am On Sep 15, 2023
ThatIgboBoy:
E be like u dey envy am say him leverage on opportunity wey him get japa.
If tinubu and Co use you dey do online warrior or real foot soldiers wey dey do agbero and fight, Channel your anger rightly to them. Every small thing u go mention say na Diezani make am travel. And so fvcking what??
Small criticism of Thubv wey him boys go dey shout like Lagos conductor
D way dem dey crucify Jonathan and Diezani then because they want to remove fuel subsidy (Jonathan, Diezani & Okonjowela wey get brain to manage economy and cushion the effect ) them no gree now our agbado president and economic team full of Ex drug addicts and touts removed subsidy with no plan in mind.
Naira to dollar don hit 950
Oil production don reduce.
A professor of medicine in Nigeria relocated to US to start practicing medicine from level 1. Cause of situation of country, I wonder how young doctors go wan stay.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001:
[quote author=Barbiturate post=125797670][/quote]No loud am biko
mbok na DR Congo I dey
Just small miss wey I miss naija una don decode location tongue

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 5:46pm On Sep 14, 2023
northbird:
Bolt is bringing a package to tackle Indrive.. The economy category.. they will charge 10% on that plan..
That means Indrive really impacted their revenues..
Bolt shot themselves with the introduction of drivers score and being strict on drivers, blocking them and greedy with 25% commission.
They lost drivers to inDriver and now trying to get them back. It’s already too late.

They underestimated inDriver grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 5:36pm On Sep 14, 2023
nifton:
Baz001 my boss, No be Eastern Mexico you dey again? Why are people confusing your location here.... grin grin
Hehe my brother na DR Congo I dey ooh.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 5:35pm On Sep 14, 2023
donbrowser:
I swear, if not for people like Diezani that looted this country to its kneels, we would have gotten it right but God will judge those people and their touts supporting evil.
This Thubv boy grin
God will judge all of u supporting and benefiting from a president that grabbed it and started inflicting pains on Nigerians cos of no capacity.

The shame Tinubu has brought to Nigerian in diaspora is worse than corruption, that the number 1 man in d whole country was a former drug lord, claiming he went to school in US and school says they can’t authenticate his certificate.

At least Buhari get F9 for maths
Ur man no gree go school at all … APC d worst thing happening to Nigeria since 2015

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 3:48pm On Sep 14, 2023
Itsrm:
Considering how well you've hidden your location over the years, you may want to remove the screenshot. You just gave it away.
I have removed it ooh
but how would you know my location or country from screenshots?
CIA forensic full here ooh.

Na still DR Congo I dey bros no snitch plsss.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001:
Alerts like this go dey make you miss poverty days and floods in Lagos.
No matter how rain fall for Lagos na to just avoid island ajah & lekki flood.

Na so so warning since morning for dis DR CONGo
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 1:18pm On Sep 13, 2023
darmilolah:
Greetings to everyone from this side
Mr chairman two hands up.
Most of the people here now are Gen Z and one small pikin posting chicken republic food & olosho upandan, and agbado president tout always supporting wickedness.

This na my main mentor for ehailing, he guided some of us through ehailing without creating closed telegram group.
Always ready to assist online and offline

Much respect boss

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 1:28am On Sep 13, 2023
Gentlelife50:
Lolz, this bros funny sha.
Bro dem no force you buy car naa, no dey let these figures u dey see here be deceiving you.
If that your friend deliver 40k without stories and still care for that car he try, besides i hope the car is in top shape too.
Because the car go collect, e go definitely swim water wey e never swim before.
Go places wey e no dey enter before, don't compare using the car private and when it's been put under ehailing pressure.
I will keep saying it I will never use millions to buy one car and then be waiting for small small change every week with high blood pressure, just like bazoo1 i will rather keep my money and be be chopping it small small.
grin
Na dashboard deceive us angry grin to join hustle.

If I knew d future was dis bright, I would have been eating my money small small, sleeping and exercising, dressing tight and rehearsing for today. grin
however e hailing taught me how to be enjoying life as a 2nd class citizen and racism. Cos in my own country as Uber driver I was insulted and treated like low class citizen but cos of fear of 1star/blocking u go maintain grin

What an average Uber driver experience in Lagos is worse than racism.

Politics › Re: Oyebanji Presents Operational Vehicles, Gadgets To Ekiti Police (Photos) by BAZ001:
Very soon this strong looking cars will look like plastic, full light bulbs gone, bumper broken , one side mirror missing.

Na police dey sell am or na accidents dey remove all dis parts. huh

I keep wondering wetin dey happen to police cars ?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 1) On 3rd September 2023 by BAZ001: 7:15pm On Sep 03, 2023
lomprico:
Rice shouldn't have scored but Maguire in his usual self, instead of him to charge towards rice he is raising his hand, Evans was already down with jesus. Rice had the whole time to chest and control the ball b4 blasting it.

The moment Maguire and Evans came in I knew Arsenal is winning. It's a pity, I'm gutted still GGMU! Our time will come. Congratulations Arsenal you guys deserve the victory. Just make sure you win the league.

Am out!
Abeg why did he bring in Maguire and Evans was Varene or lideloff injured ?
Anytime he brings in Maguire the opponent will score.
Why why huh?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:37am On Sep 01, 2023
Gentlelife50:
Guy I don repent, I no dey do those things again.
I want to be raking 800k like Pearl, no dey deceive me again.
For one hour now no reasonable trips, just 1,2 or other nonsense nonsense requests on indriver, shey na like this nama go use leg take reach umuahia.
grin
Just Join the millionaire telegram group.
cos it looks like you are the only one complaining while others are making millions in dis Tinubu Lagos huh
Have you tried anywhere belle face ?
Have u tried driving 4am to 9am ?
Have u tried going to Akute, agbado, okokomaikohuh Since it’s all about time n money.

This is ember month target is 2Million per month till December

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:57am On Sep 01, 2023
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:52am On Sep 01, 2023
Gentlelife50:
People can't just pass without hitting your car, what's wrong with Nigerians?
Na waaooo, even adults won't keep their hands one place.
One even hit the side mirror as if they have been quarreling before, this Tinubu Lagos sef.
You mean you never Learn defensive driving all this years ? Your car won’t break down or have scratches at all huh.
Learn to sleep during car wash or major repairs so you can be at alert ( u only need 7 hrs of sleep everyday).

All d tips we were learning on dis thread but gbas gbos won’t let newbie learn

Learn defensive driving - Lagos drivers

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:58am On Sep 01, 2023
Pearl1910:
It's month end. Did u meet your target for the month?
I worked for 3 weeks this month and I met mine. This is asides Indrive earnings and numerous offline trips that amounts to over 100k.

Tomorrow is the start of new month. Perfect time to start/restart your goal chasing. If u met your goals, spoil urself a little and continue chasing ur target from tomorrow. We meuve!!!

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 3:55pm On Aug 26, 2023
Pearl1910:
Even in agricultural products it is evident. Politicians are talking in anticipation of money they will steal and u that went to school can't use your brain just because u must support rada rada.

As for the PPP, tomorrow when the buses are burnt or damaged govt will tell us it's govt buses and will take state funds to replace them even though they were insured and only partly owned. APC is the biggest thief ever. And u have either benefitted from them or ur bigotry is hampering ur sight.
Nezzjnr:
If you know Politics.. You won't support a clueless person.
IFSHR:
. ..is it lack of exposure or you just choose sentiment over knowledge..... Change that mindset …...
I will not comment ooh grin
Which kind temptation be this grin

Let me run back to hiding.


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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001:
donbrowser:
Nigeria is not sincere with its position. Today, they want to support the west in attacking Niger Republic, tomorrow they are signing deals with Russia. They don't trust Nigeria enough. Also the pipeline project is a big headache for Russia.
Cineinfo:
https://www.primebusiness.africa/brics-why-nigeria-was-snubbed/
Thank you.
Nigeria will get better soon
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 6:33pm On Aug 25, 2023
Cineinfo:
Nigeria application was denied. It's remains BRICS
One last comment befor I go back to hiding
Why was Nigeria denied huh
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 6:22pm On Aug 25, 2023
SHOOPSYN:
You never shi anitin yet grin grin... Brace up for more. You dnt need all the shalaye because you go explain tire grin
Una wicked grin
for 2days now, I don beg , shalaye taya no way.
Una no dey forgive huh

I won’t say a word again, I go just dey observe from far.

This BRICS matter na life saver

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001:
Conner44:
Na wao undecided

Donbrowser and Larry, make una drag baz001 well well. True true him cup don full for here no be small cheesy he is a major part of the people who cause problems here without caring whose ox is gored.

Very selfish someborri, know say you dey go yankee yet sell every every angry wuckednezz
Mr cho choo chooo na u start all dis by asking me stupid question eehh. I for just ignore your like Gentlelife50

I tell u say I no get Mr bend leg power.
See as dem dey get sleepless night for my case

Anyway I hope dem go allow d thread rest now…

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:36pm On Aug 24, 2023
donbrowser:
grin grin Stop Causing Problems Here!


Stop the shaming of drivers with body defects, personal issues, financial deficiency among others

Let's enjoy our peace here! grin grin

Diezani's little thing!
Hmm which driver get body defects again huh
Na only Larry1960 bend K- leg

Personal issues - huh Na pope191 or Luxurydriverng

Financial deficiency - na Felicity you wan dey yab now ?

Just call names with your full chest no dey hide mouth.


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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:10pm On Aug 24, 2023
donbrowser:
grin grin

I'm not on government's payroll. What did you do when you were on GEJ's payroll. How many people here did you help when you were feeding fat on Diezani's corruption?

How many tips did you give people while driving Uber? You always claimed the hustle was not lucrative only to travel out and started exposing strategies on how you hit big, fat check every week.

You keep asking drivers here to travel out while throwing the key to the information they need in the middle of the ocean. grin grin

Diezani made you!
Bought you car!
Paid for your business trip tickets!
Gave you dollars week in, week out!
Gave you a role in NNPC all because you carry a PDP membership card and a$slick her yet you come here to claim Saint that wants Nigeria to be better.

So, Baaz who's a political stooge and thug?

Should I remind you how you mocked glithronix for being unable to fulfill his bragging of buying his own car after 6 months of driving rentals?
grin

pdp member huh
I apply for job God favor me grin
D traveling & dollars na free or na work ?
GEJ and Diezani changed d narrative by sending Nigerians abroad to go and under study Nigerian projects. Before their regime, the whole project is done abroad and shipped to Nigeria and we will have to be calling them for maintenance and support but after the brainy petroleum ministers we can handle our plants ourselves with minimal support from abroad.

I only advise graduates and masters holder to travel cos they are wasting away in Nigeria. How can u have M.sc and be driving Uber when you can make a living abroad huh

Haba straight bullet still go touch Glithronix wey dey mind him hustle jejely which kind person una be for dis thread grin
Na pope191 say Glithronix will drive 10yrs before him buy car and Dav1002 say na 6months oga Glithronix talk before.

U see say una just dey accuse me falsely.
God no go kukuma shame me and Glithronix Much respect sir



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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 3:08pm On Aug 24, 2023
Gentlelife50:
Make una allow this man breef naa, wetin Bazoo1 do wey una no fit forgive?
Dem no dey forgive dem be beast like basket mouth shocked

I beg dem say I go deactivate account & switch to silent mood and be observing from far dem still continue dey drag me

Abeg Wetin be my offense

1. I mention Tinubu doing ping pong with Nigeria economy and him agbero boy no gree me rest

2. Larry bend leg post rat hole with torn wall paper to proof say him be millionaire lounging in apartment… I laugh d post like every other person
Maybe na d unplanned 100k giveaway dey make am drag me like dis I no know.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 2:47pm On Aug 24, 2023
pope191:
Wetin deh say Lekason do again.
Say Lekason oyinbo wife don pursue and and collected him baby grin

Person go just come this thread dey laugh like mad man… different clowns just dey grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 2:10pm On Aug 24, 2023
donbrowser:
grin grin

Diezani's Tout!

How many people did you come here to motivate when Diezani was using Nigeria's money to sponsor you on business class travels every 5 weeks?

It's a simple request, leave people in this thread alone. You're not making things better for them.
How many people are you helping now since Tinubu have been putting all Lagos Tax in his pocket by alfa beta huh LIRS huh

Now NNPC don acquire Oando or na merge ?
Who is the petroleum minister - Tinubuhuh
Who owns Oando - Tinubu grin

Your baba that can’t run presidency is appointing himself as petroleum minister.
Can u compare ur agbado president brain to deziani’s brain ? We will soon see.

Should I continuehuh
Toll gate shocked
agbero like you giving bus & keke napep nightmare or local govt / lastma illiterates that cant read or write english pursuing Uber drivers up and dan Lagos.

How u or Tinubu don help drivers here huh

Your drug baron agbero president is d worst thing happening to Nigeria right now ?

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 6:00am On Aug 24, 2023
This early morning grin
Una no dey sleep ? Una no be driver but won’t let drivers breath

Dis Tinubu tout and Larry bend leg
I dey give una sleep night from DR Congo huh

Tinubu drug load with stolen mandate doesn’t have d capacity to rule Nigeria

Larry bend leg you are a money Miss Road with poverty mentality if you have 1Billion you will still be carrying olosho and staying in rat cubicle and be doing giveaway to get approval that you rich

If you are rich you are rich, u don’t need to prove to nobody.

Oya continue d dragging I dey go come

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:01pm On Aug 23, 2023
nifton:
Are you sure you have strong evidence as you said make you no come explain tire oh! But as me, I like Baz001 way because he spice's up here.
You dey mind that clown huh
Another olalekan loading just dey watch grin



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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:49pm On Aug 23, 2023
mejai:
BAZ001, u don be the next topic grin
Do give away with DR Congo 'dollars'.
Cc: Larry1960
Bro I no even know wetin dey suphuh
32 mentions only today ?
Where I wan start to dey reply ?
Se na Larry1960 bend leg and Donbrowser apc tout still dey drag me huh

Them never bequeath Congo dollar for me grin

Which kind wahala be dis grin


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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 5:47pm On Aug 23, 2023
fk001:
When Dru challenge him last year, he actually posted his picture with his written name on it and there was a snowfall in the background.

Abi snow dey fall for Congo?
Bro leave them grin

Anywhere dem say I dey e better pass Nigeria at the moment, if naija better 2mro and I come back make dem come hold me grin

Na bad belle people



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