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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 5:40pm On Aug 23, 2023
donbrowser:
That aside, he was a veteran driver who always complained about things not going on well with driving Uber until he started making confessions after traveling.

So tell me how he's making the thread lively.
Oga stop misquoting me grin
I was only dragging with pearl & cheerful driving is not as easy as dey describe and post dashboards and I got into driving cos I was misled by dis dashboard net 350k easily monthly not knowing I will drive 4am to 9am to make a living

Na Tinubu wey I attack dey pepper u like dis huh

First na larry1960 bend leg living in face me I slap you apartment
Now na ur turn grin una mean me ooh

You agbado president don’t have d capacity to run dis country let him allow people younger with sharp brain not drug lords

See as u dey long and derail d thread now huh

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 5:14pm On Aug 23, 2023
donbrowser:
Let those of us in Nigeria worry about that. Till today, no one know how you went to Canada. It took enough drilling from Dru to let us know you're not in USA but Canada. No one cares where you are. Did drivers here in Nigeria run to you to help them pass APC aggression on someone?
If you so much love Nigeria and care about the welfares of the drivers in Nigeria, come back home.

You rather make fun of them and the situation of the country and elongate every matter here, rejoicing over every little disagreement here.

For the last time, how exactly are you helping the drivers here from outside the country?
Na una know ooh grin
Dru was too jealous to believe I’m in d USA DR Congo
But anywhere una say I dey e concern me huh
is still better than Nigeria ruled by ur agbero leader.
Na DR Congo oo , not Canada or US or UK

So e dey pain u since huh
As e dey pain u e dey sweet me

#DR Congo

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:57pm On Aug 23, 2023
donbrowser:
See how educative this thread has been in the last few pages. Check every response on Baaz on this thread it's either he is dragging Dru or another person.

I repeat, he is one of the people causing problems on this thread and must be shut out just like Dru was shut out
Oga no need to shut me grin
I don already dey go silent mood u think it’s easy to be keeping up with thread & time difference.
I try so hard not to loose touch with home the news the politics and all but it’s telling on me already. So una just dey help me.
But if i see dragging and banter, I will comment and post my meme.

So better shut d people dragging and throwing subtle jabs grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 3:56pm On Aug 23, 2023
donbrowser:
Baaz what's your contribution to this thread since you claimed to have traveled?
What’s Tinubu contribution to Nigeria since he became president huh
He selected himself and to run d country hard am grin
Remove subsidy and low key paying subsidy?

You APC tout what have you contributed to the thread than to be defending agbado president and sanwo olu up & dan, with d way dey tax everyone in lagos to d level of people hawking pure water and food on d street.

See d way people are complaining in Nigeria yet you are still defending ur APC team.
All of you are wicked.

Wo no make me pour apc anger on you embarassed lipsrsealed
Person go just open phone like dis na so so billing u go dey see.

I can’t imagine we already missing Buhari

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 3:28pm On Aug 23, 2023
mejai:
Hmmn, if u try am eh
tojahh:
You wan make them seize your passport abi? Try am and see yourself in Ebutte Metta in 3 days grin
Abeg oohhhh no make me see myself for Ebutte metta ehhh.
D kind suffer wey people dey suffer for Nigeria right now I can’t even wish my enemy to taste this good life and go back to naija.
The rich are also crying

But millionaire drivers seems to be balling though


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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 5:38pm On Aug 22, 2023
BronzeTiger:
How una dey take get notification sef? 🤔.
E shock me too grin
Now now dem don reach here grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 5:36pm On Aug 22, 2023
Larry1960:
Your papa fit afford to buy land for Asaba ?
So you wan compare Asaba land to Lagos land ?
Do u know how lands in Lagos appreciate?

Buy 1 land in a good place in Lagos for a try and go back the next year to ask how much they are selling same land.

Exposure matters in life chaiii

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 5:28pm On Aug 22, 2023
nifton:
Baz001, me wey be your number1 fan. You come talk sey I dey new and I follow chicken Republic give away come. Kai, you don fall my hand.
See, I don tey for here, just that I be Abuja pilot, so l just dey observe Una. I know when Sir Dru (felicity former boss) wey Una post him picture dey here, even Mama Rad too.
# Make I still dey explain with evidence?
Confirm you be old G before IG grin

Na dis chicken republic man, dey mix goat with men for this thread.


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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 5:22pm On Aug 22, 2023
Larry1960:
Broke fool

My 600sqm plot of land in ibuzor Road brings me 6-7Million per year my other plot of land in Benin brings me 2M
Then when I invest my remaining liquid funds
I should be making 10M/12M per year
Fool i can't be affected by the naira exchange cos my investments are In properties grin

Fool lands don't depreciate but appreciate

The corolla am struggling to buy is nothing less 4m Fool
Destitute and asylum seeker like you grin
Oh no did I quote you huh
Na mistake , I don dey avoid you since cos I no get ur strength. Work u no get na all day olosho and Cho Cho Cho on lands in d East?
How many lands u get for Lagos ?

Mbok dem no will or bequeath properties to me, I work my ass off for money.

You are a millionaire in naira grin

Na u no wan allow me deactivate my account

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 5:10pm On Aug 22, 2023
Larry1960:
grin

Empty barrel
Drop 120k like I did
Am gonna do 240k again if dem born you well
How much is all your naira in dollars ?
Very soon ur eye go clear say naira value is useless.

See u struggling to buy 2010 corrolla in 2023 =13years difference . huh
Have u heard of my low mileage oyel sipping Camry 2007 ? U know what yr I bought it tokunbo ?
U just dey start life boy grin
I no blame u, Na corner44 I blame.

E no pass chicken republic grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:53pm On Aug 22, 2023
pope191:
grin

E shock u! Now you see why I refused to apologize the other day. Truth is gradually replacing ego massage. Can’t even remember the last time experience was shared. You wonder why folks like Northbird and Barbit play on the low? Muscled.

E come be like everybody deh look each other like suspect, who’s the next to be hit. But in reality we have nothing to lose making each other happy, all we need is self respect and to respect each other to some tolerable extent. Anyway, I apologize on everyone behalf. You accept ?
I accept whole heartedly ;
Thanks for always being the bigger person.

Even me go lay low now, I keep trying to catch up with the thread cos of cruise like say better update Dey huh

With this apology I can rest now

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 3:56pm On Aug 22, 2023
Johnchrix:
Sir I bless God. I'm finally a graduate. God has been faithful to me, irrespective of series of challenges, ups and down as well as the economic hardship in the country. Thank you for always supporting me in cash and in advises. You are a man who's milk of human kindness will never dry. I'm a beneficiary of ur kindness. The world needs more of your kind to be a better place. 4627812016 fcmb thanks again sir.
If truly you went to school and graduated among all odds; people calling you scammers ; accusing you wrongly then you will be number 1 to qualify for the give away. I don note ur bank details already.
That other guy up their be like na chicken republic man he follow come

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 3:51pm On Aug 22, 2023
IFSHR:
If you dey wait for Baz give away....you go wait tire o grin grin
SHOOPSYN:
grin grin You are here again abi. You escaped last trap set for you. Another one is loading. We must see your yansh on this thread grin. You have refused to comment on doing giveaway grin. I really laughed this past week. Nairaland competing with Twitter grin 1luv everyone!
Wey my stones ?


Make I do give away to millionaire drivers/car agents huh
Naah , if I start na all dis larry1960 olosho thread go full here plus alternates monikers for drivers.
I will rather do give away for old veterans here than just be chasing clout with giveaway.


nifton:
I don't mind to lose weight as I dey wait, but I trust Baz001. grin
For believing in me when I wan do give away na u go be number 1 on d list.
Hmmmm but ur moniker self new for here grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 3:41am On Aug 22, 2023
NewDea4:
Your IQ is too low dude

Too damn low
grin
Dis one loud gaann
Ahn Ahn shocked

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 3:38am On Aug 22, 2023
pope191:
I hope you are not waiting for apology? My advice to you is to go nd do whatever you are doing, because if you deh wait for apology, you go wait till the end of time.
I got listen to you but I was expecting one of them to disappoint you imagine how many people accused me wrongly and then lock up like say nothing happen.

U are talking from experience agba pope

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 9:46pm On Aug 20, 2023
Larry1960:
I have more than that in fixed asset I never Said I had all that in liquid Cash
I didn't do yahoo to get it properties were bequeathed to me.

The reason why I wanted to Japa I was thinking I go multiply my networth *2 In a short period of time. Human beings are always insatiable
See wetin him talk for here na why I pray for d real owner that hustled and willed properties to him??

Una no gree comment again; just dey waka passhuh
Donbrowser Tinubu boy
Tojahh
Pearl1910
Nifton
AlphaNugget

una don rush crucify me grin
I deserve an unreserved apology for accusing me falsely, na so Felicity001 talk am to Blackbishop ooh. huh grin

Mr Larry bend leg u self dey look throw way eyes ?


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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 5:57pm On Aug 20, 2023
Pearl1910:
Bazoo... tomorrow u go claim victim if person enter u wotowoto about your family. See what u r saying to another man.
tojahh:
Wishing and assuming to the point of RIP is all shade of wrong.
Our people talk say... Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks.
Larry1960:
That death of a thing I rebuke it and back to sender

Look at a fellow human being talking about death
Back to sender
Young man my money is clean and legally gotten
My money would continue to Multiply anything I put my hands on
Who God has blessed no man can curse
Continue being envious shocked cool
Na waa ooo ,
No be u talk say your money was inheritedhuh
You said they willed it to you ?

Correct me if I’m wrong ? I never wished your family death. I only said the person that passed on and willed the money to you tried and RIP to the person cos you have blessed people with the persons money ?

How and why will I wish your family death cos u doing give away why huh
I no dey cruise go dey wish person death at all. God forbid that anybody die cos of cruise

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:17pm On Aug 19, 2023
YeyeGbami:
Baz001 i see you ohh
Baba I shock no space to comment
I dey try catch up so as not to miss gist but d more I dey read more thread dey long na so so beggi beggi long d thread but wetin shock me pass na supposed enemies wey come dey hustle for crumbs shocked

Whatever u are doing to get d money make dem no catch u ooh, cos u don bless men.
if na person die for ur family too, make d person RIP.

Infact ur bend leg go straight now grin

Boss Larry, chief Larry, Oga Larry emmm Emm way other name huh no need for next week I don deactivate my account… 7pages of begging. I no fit cope.

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001:
Larry1960:
grin
Go and hustle and make money so you can stop hating on who God has blessed

I don't know why you are bitter about my success grin
Nobody is hating on you shocked
You left olosho thread to come and be caping millionaire by posting rice & chicken to Uber drivers hustling and minding their business.
Everybody ignore you !
U moved from rice to shouting I inherited millions
People tried to advice you , u shun them.
U kept posting fake tellers and agreement , nobody send u.
Then posting olosho nudes for Uber thread as levels grin

By ur own hand u come post ur k-leg , only clothes /4days and best room with half bed in your family house in the village. huh

90% of drivers here drive their own car, d other 10% on rentals will soon buy car, but you never get 1 car all ur life and yet coming to cap to drivers wey don change cars.

Oga rest & go back to ur Ashewo thread

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 9:40pm On Aug 18, 2023
mejai:
Lanre abi Larry1960, e don do. No dey shame millionaires nah. E sure me say na iron bucket dey d bathroom.
Na too much olosho parol dey cos am sha. grin grin
Gentlelife50:
You can always expound on the land business here in Lagos, obviously it's paying you.
Then extend to real estates, buy lands around Chevron, shangotedo then build and resell.
Those into it and making it big, in fact all big boys
.
Why grin

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 12:36pm On Aug 18, 2023
tojahh:
But Baz001 you sef show evidence. No be to dey come here cap plenty.

He's been asking you for evidence but as usual na explanation full ground grin


Without evidence... You go explain tire
Oga Tojahh which evidence una dey find huh

That I be Millionaire without bend leg huh
Or
Millionaire wearing one clothes for 4days,

Millionaire staying in short time room…
he don even use him bend k- leg tear short time wall paper grin

See millionaire service apartments

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:28pm On Aug 17, 2023
Blackbishop:
At least the agbero family better than some failed destiny with audio 45 million and staying up mama’s house with audio making it while still begging for car to drive on Uber at the back. No glory, No future even for the kids on ground cuz when they look at their father all they see is failure and they think well failure is an achievement. Just like father like pikin
Pope191 plssss I beg u call dis blacky mechanic to order. Or who I go beg to to help me beg am huh
Later una go say I dey derail thread oohhh.

One dey post rice & chicken up & dan
Now baba feli don dey post 2 bottles of Heineken
Make una just avoid me biko

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 3:56pm On Aug 17, 2023
dav1002:
E be like you too like this your original Louis vuitton shirt and balmain palm
U be bad boy grin he too like d only clothes huh

He wants to proof to us dt his leg is not k-leg after 4days same clothes same 1 room apartment grin

Na d only clothe the poor boy get be that , how can you wear dsame clothes for 4 days ?
Or na dirty PIG huh

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 3:44pm On Aug 17, 2023
Snoopy5:
Lol.

k- leg + big stomach × lanky body = Kwasoko
Kwashiorkor shocked malnourished, when u eat too much carbohydrates and lack of proteins.
Plenty rice & lean fowl

I don’t like dis at all grin
U guys are derailing d thread plssss


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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 3:27pm On Aug 17, 2023
mejai:
Maybe I neva wake up well, but wetin I dey see na inverted V-leg. First of its kind.
Pls go back to sleep grin
U dey see fido dido leg for dsame leg huh

Bet he’s a Gen Z dt doesn’t even know Fido dido

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 12:22am On Aug 17, 2023
Blackbishop:
Pls always mention names so we can be weary of such fellow. Or is it Baz001 you are talking about cuz that guy na DR Congo him dey
You dis man huh Babcock turn mechanic grin
Na wetin u do feli be dis ooh, u go chuk mouth for him matter, u no go leave me now.
Dt guy na Tinubu agbero family, him papa stole mandate dt is bigger than him.
He’s stylishly paying subsidy but claims they are controlling market forces so fuel price won’t go up. How do u control market forces huh

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 5:04pm On Aug 16, 2023
Larry1960:
angry

FYI Am a very tall and lanky person b like say you blind who get kleg
I mention ur name ?
U get k leg ?
U be NFA ?

Person just know him DNA without mentioning namehuh

Make una help me look, se dis na straight leg or na k- leg huh

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 2:24pm On Aug 16, 2023
tojahh:
He should contact Chucksmoore as he's in Canada abi? Na you send Chucksmoore go Canada make he go dey wait for Uber drivers for airport abi
Oh noo grin
Uber drivers be like slaves or house help huh

Dis thread chaiii grin


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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 2:07pm On Aug 16, 2023
Conner44:
E get the day I shade bazoo from morning till night for this thread because I wan banter am for selling all him property (reach even curtain rails) take enter canoe travel but the niqqa just dey peep the thread dey run lol , throughout that day I go login see am dey view thread but later him go hide comot without commenting grin only him and me understand wetin dey happen that day.

. . . omo, bazoo no show face till the next day night cry I lockup sleep

But I laff that day ehn, I just dey wonder say ‘so baz001 sabi fear banter like this?’ grin if no be for us wey side am that time, dru23 don already finish am for this thread.

Him get luck say I like him vibes sha, na my man if not . . .
You choose who u banter with on dis thread wisely if not u will be wasting ur energy & time
Some are too strong for me like Felicity of old before blackbishop & pope191 drop him rank.
Or CheerfulGiver that will curse u nincomptu / retard and waka.
Imagine make I dey banter with Mr kwasoko leg (k-leg) chicken republic man, No future ambition only olosho morning to night.

So as I see say u be keyboard warrior u go use choo choo choo wear me out. Na why I dey avoid u.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 2:58pm On Aug 15, 2023
Pearl1910:
Lols... Bazoo I know never takes anything serious, always joking and jesting.
So for you to explain like this mean say wetin I talk pain u well well. E enter ur bone marrow so tey U come dey elucidate. grin
Truth is bitter comrade...no apologies
Pearl1910:
Yea mehnnnn that's whatsup.
Not like Bazzoo. grin grin grin
Pearl no vex naahh grin

Because I mistakenly mention driver/car agent helping ripping fellow drivers without charging for d help, dey cos dis dragginghuh

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 2:51pm On Aug 15, 2023
Crvrider:
Another one I hear often is that Nigeria has the cheapest fuel in the world. What we have and I can attest to is that Nigeria has a shitty economy. I saw this interesting chart the other day and my heart just sunk for this country
Abacha really tried for this country but people kept shouting dictatorship. He didn’t increase fuel price throughout.
See as obj dey top am every year,

I wish they allowed Jonathan remove subsidy then with brainy’s in his economy like okonjo, deziani & sanusi cbn. And enough cushion effect.

But see Apc dullardinos running & ruining d economy, Tinubu will choose good hands , it’s 3months baba dey beg El ruffai to be a minister grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 1:54am On Aug 15, 2023
Gentlelife50:
Congratulations Bro, at least you snap am show us too like others.
grin
This place looking like Congo, but let me ask Bazoo1 first.
As in grin na winter jacket I first see, come begin wonder which country wears winter jacket in summer huh Congo no dey snow for summer plsss.
I come later see Ajax arsenal kit grin

Na u & mejai go make dem ban me for dis thread. Me wey just wan dey observe from far.


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