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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 7:25pm On Mar 06, 2024
donbrowser:
Na Ògún Go kìll anybody wey beg am to stop grin
Hehehe I know say e pain you grin
Na jeje I come peep for here as usual.
Na so I see Djdamian and Omoapena something immigration papers, I say dis Omoapena and partners always dragging sè na only him?

before I knew it dem mention donbrowser name and car being destroyed in 3 weeks, only paid 20k but refused to drop car…
ahhhh no mbanu this is impossible. Abi eyes dey pain me huh

Our Apc tout, digital market, millionaire fiverr account. Drive kiti kata in Lagos
Nooooo naah Make I look well shocked mistaken identity
Gbam dem post Apc tout face and Lasepa uniform Ahn Ahn ni bo la tun ja si bayi ?
As I repost the small boy face & uniform fiam I chup ban. Why ?

Posting pictures without authorization.
Oh okay I see grin but why u dey vex for me huh
No be me ask you to put mouth for immigration papers wey no concern you
No be me bring your receipt and face come online
When u dey do cho cho Cho u no know
No be me say make u wear Lasepa uniform
Hand touch you small u begin curse
grin

I know say e pain you… adala mbà ịbụ nwoke siri ike grin

Em emmm na normal thing for Tinubu Nigeria to loose job or need extra source of income… no offense grin

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001:
donbrowser:
🚶🏿‍♂️
This one you dey post pearl up and dan grin
No matter how I drag pearl1910 and CheerfulGiver I still give it to them they have been consistent over the years saying the same thing that the hustle pays, I drag them, we banter up and down and all but the only part I disagree with them is the
Easily week in week out and Consistently earning same amount January to December.

If they set 1 million target I follow dem drive kiti kata hoping and aiming to meet 1M grin if I don’t meet up I will come online to complain and shout.
Even in dis your godfather petrol subsidy Tinubu regime pearl still says the hustle pays huh
But you Mr digital Marketter supporting Tinubu Lagos comes here to bluff and chase clout about Fiverr account with millions only to be driving codedly and in just 3 weeks you are second to samuel Taiwo angry grin

Or you lost your Lasepa job and moved to driving kiti kata Tinubu Nigeria don happen to you too


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Health › Re: Does Having Sex 21 Times A Month Prevent Prostate Issues? - Fact Check by BAZ001: 7:01pm On Mar 05, 2024
Ravenna:
I never recover from the concussion I got fvcking a bigass chick over the weekend.
I Fvcked the stupid ass biitch as if it was my last day, now I'm having fatigue, cough and catarrh.
Dem say na 21 times so you have continue this weekend fri , sat and Sunday non stop till 21 times grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001:
donbrowser:
I swear it's very hard for me to understand how to drive from home grin

I'm a digital marketer. Home and away, I work on fiverr and offline. So tell me bros how can you drive from home?

. Ayírí, you think Digital Marketing is take the 2nd exit?

Dumb@ss rejoicing over kiti kata grin
Devil quoting bible grin
Liar
Fiverr million In Lasepa uniform.
Digital Marketter at Eko idumota grin
Hand don finally touch you grin this thread ehen just be truthful else you will be exposed.
So the 84k with 10k fuel pearl1910 has been posting dey sweet you but pride and over sabi will not let you learn grin in 3 weeks you destroyed a car

Digital Marketter don dey drive kiti kata ooo grin

Health › Re: Does Having Sex 21 Times A Month Prevent Prostate Issues? - Fact Check by BAZ001: 3:12pm On Mar 05, 2024
AuthorMan:
Has the woman allowed you sef?

I have headache
My waist is paining me
I am so tired
I am not in the mood.

When the husband is admited in the hospital she will have time.
When the life of the husband is threatened she will have time to go to and fro the hospital buying drugs and bringing food.

Demonic women calling themselves wives.
undecided
Hahaha you know to well grin

Health › Re: Does Having Sex 21 Times A Month Prevent Prostate Issues? - Fact Check by BAZ001: 2:40pm On Mar 05, 2024
21 days in a month ?
21 rounds in a month ?
Release 21 times in a month huh
Cause I don’t know how many men in this Tinubu Nigeria will have time & strength (hunger dey land) for sex 21 days ?

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 2:40pm On Mar 05, 2024
dapotemi:
Ah, Benz ke!!!! Na only one person I Sabi wey use Benz for this biz o.....o ko gb whole last last...ko Fi Ara ire lo
You Dey mind that liar, instead of him to calm down and learn from the elders on this thread. He puts his mouth in everything and shout the loudest typical of Lagos boys clueless empty barrel always making loud noise and making no sense.
Who in his right senses in this Tinubu Nigeria buy or propose Benz for ehailing huh.

Clueless donbrowser a liar like his clueless godfather… grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 2:08am On Mar 01, 2024
Halahhalah:
So you chopped ban with me?
But your sentence me being themoderator is funny sha, so that guy's cho cho cho has worked on people to make them believe anyone that attacks him is the themoderator - his nightmare.
lol no vex the admin deleted all our post cause i was calling izzou,pearl1910,Gentlife50, dav1002,yeyegbami and whole house to come see Lasepa digital marketing face and uniform. Na so i chup ban, thought it was Themoderator that posted his face, so na you.
I go still repost am if the guy lie any stupid lie grin

Mr cho cho cho na another nightmare on dis thread he no dey taya grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:16pm On Feb 29, 2024
waterfas:
Is it possible to change my driver in case he starts behaving too smart?
mrsage:
I'm interested in the answers too. Watching....
Hope your driver is not donbrowser is firstname start with A last name A grin grin grin
Hoodlum driver
If na him please collect your car asap. He has agbero mindset and driving pattern.
Igi ewedu o ni wo pa yin grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:20pm On Feb 29, 2024
Conner44:
Wait oh, so that second pix no be normal shirt him wear?

Na LASEPA uniform be that? shocked
Hey na LASEPA sorry I’ve been typing LASEMA since
Na him uniform be that.

That’s why he’s been supporting Tinubu up and dan the internet.


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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001:
Conner44:
Mschew undecided see excess explanation wey no get head at the end sad is there anything you've ever said on this thread that is true?

You go explain tire tongue
He is better than fake Fiverr digital Marketter the Lasema Lasepa worker like father like son.
You self will not speak the truth you will be shying away from the truth. Or you want Donbrowser to connect you with MC oluomo to be collecting agbero money grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001:
donbrowser:
grin grin Mr Park and Type say nobody can employ me, I was working for 2 companies until July when I dropped one, if you're as big as you claim, you would ask that our lawyers meet to discuss but the constant driver-passenger duel has taken over your thinking faculty.


The economic decisions of Tinubu is why you still have that your stup1d self being able to drive around Lagos instead of carrying riffle and enforcing Sit at home in Anambra every Monday.

If you need to see my employment letter and fiverr dashboard you can request for it for free.

The reason why you think you're really doing great to yourself is because you drive 13 hours to make 80k while ruining your spine but you couldn't use your younger days to prepare yourself for a better future.

Emeritus Driver of f00lery and best in rejoicing in agony. With the level at which you stress your spine, I am very sure you will be failing in za oda room grin

Make I no talk but know today that you're much more f00lish than the wisdom you think you have. Your wisdom ends at "take the 2nd exit". Nothing more. Dumb@ss
Donbrowser and corner44 dem don unban me oooh una two well done.
Donbrowser your mind no go touch ground for this thread, just because I reposted your face and Lasema uniform from Themoderator you run go report me

so you don’t want people to see your Lasema uniform.

sha continue to support your godfather in peace but if you lie any nonsense lie again about Fiverr account or digital marketing I will expose your Lasema uniform.

That’s how your godfather lied his way to the top and destroyed the country you have started lying and destroying partners car in 3 weeks. We will cut your feathers here before you grow yeye wings.
Apc tout in uniform



Modified: na LASEPA uniform not LASEMA grin I have been corrected

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 7:39pm On Feb 22, 2024
donbrowser:
Let's do neutral ground, do you need my office address?
Which office address ?
Lasema office or digital marketing office huh
You get office na hin you wreck car in 3 weeks

Go and ask Djdamian For forgiveness and pay him 80k from your Christmas loot.
You use car make 800k remit 20k As per lagos sharp boy, hand don touch you grin

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:18pm On Feb 22, 2024
Conner44:
You don see the episode na grin a whole donbrowser wey dey boast of having apc card and roasted agbado for him pockets dey find rentals of 20k last December 😆 person wey I catch on travel section dey seek advice of which country to travel to with 7 million naira grin

Donbrowser life don kpafuka, and na tinubu emilokan do am.
E shock me ooh
Our digital marketer claiming he’s working for two companies in Lagos and asking if pearl1910 wants to see his Fiverr dashboard with millions.

So people can do two jobs in Nigeria se I get coconut head niihuh I didnt see this juicy offer .

I no know say na audio 2 jobs mr Donbrowser get for this Tinubu Nigeria grin
Liarrrrrrr

How can you make millions from home and still be dragging cars with drivers without jobs ? grin
Greedy and heartless APC tout

Baba wan jappa with 7 million naira with Tinubu’s naira falling every seconds … Dey play

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 2:06pm On Feb 22, 2024
vivalavida:
Focus on the message and leave the messenger.
Wherever he is does not matter.
You Dey mind Dav1002 huh
Apc govt is already affecting him mentally, always distracting Nigerians from main subject


Atk1nson:
And like his godfather, he likely will not accept responsibility.

Will probably blame the past drivers, passengers he picked, potholes on the road, claim it was bound to happen regardless of the driver
grin hoodlum driver will never accept responsibility grin grin grin already shouting greedy and heartless up and dan.

Spoilt Djdamian's car in 3 weeks still have the audacity to call him names… apc blood line grin

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 12:20pm On Feb 22, 2024
Djdamian:
At this point I have nothing to say to you. After damaging the vehicle, I still cannot believe you are calling me greedy and heartless?
You didn’t do background check before giving Donbrowser your car ? By there fruit you shall know them grin

How will you give him a car on lease in December for 20k ? No naah oh wrong gan niiiii
December that men were making 1million naira and lazy drivers 800k huh

He is very heartless & greedy …. APC touts very heartless set of people. He will turn around and make people feel you are the bad person grin
Always blaming people. grin

Politics › Re: ‘Salako Unqualified To Be MLSCN Chair,’ Medical Scientists Reject Appointee. by BAZ001: 12:15pm On Feb 22, 2024
This 4 years go loud ooohhhhh
Mention 1 person in Tinubu’s cabinets or appointment that is not a politician?
He’s paying hem back for helping him snatch the power and hit the ground running around with confusion.
Economic team confused
Presidency confused
Na bureau de change be there problem huh

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:56pm On Feb 21, 2024
Djdamian:
Donbrowser was the first person i gave my vehicle to(honda civic 2008) under lease agreement.

He picked the vehicle on the 17th of Decemeber 2023 which was a Sunday.

December that's a peak month for ehailing business.

A car omoapena bought with his own hands and also driven by my dad a couple of times without issues.

Donbrowser damaged the vehicle by causing it to overheat. Things damaged in the car was the gasket,coils and some things in the vehicle. Catalyst stolen, fans stopped working,Serious scratch on the driver and passenger side.

I was very vocal with the way he damaged the vehicle less than three weeks.
He only paid me 20k from the time the car was with him till he returned. Which was on the 6th of January.


I proposed higher purchase to him but he insisted on continuing the lease business and I refused .

I retrieved the vehicle back

As we speak the vehicle is still undergoing repairs by the new owner. Now the gear is faulty.

Mind you I told him to return the vehicle before he started making expenses on it but he said he was going to handle it.
Donbrowser learnt from his godfather
Gave Tinubu Nigeria and in 3 weeks damaged
fuel price , dollar to Naira , food price grin

Donbrowser in 3 weeks damaged how many things
Gasket, accident, radiator grin grin grin
Haba fear God naah.


Izzou izzooouuuuuu come oooooh I don find small

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:06pm On Feb 21, 2024
pope191:
Need we have to know the dollars going up is not in interest of the country. Some folks are somewhere pumping the rate and sabotaging the economy.

I have both dollars and pounds, all to be on the safe side, but this stuff is doing real bad to the nation.
Pls stop dis. which folks are sabotaging the economy huh
Your president and his cabinet are olodo and clueless mention one person in Tinubu’s cabinet that is not a politician?
Okonjowela, likes of Sanusi cbn , Diezani
and Adesina in agriculture were not doing trial and error. they worked.
Until dis baba changes his economic team na so so fall the economy go dey fall.

Imagine fuel scarcity after partially removing subsidy grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 9:53pm On Feb 21, 2024
Conner44:
Chai! grin you're lucky izzou begged on your behalf at that time I was itching to start dragging you on this thread concerning your emilokan. Assuming he didn't stop me by now you no for get one single mouth to talk again on this thread especially with the revelation of your past escapade with djdamian.

You're lucky, for now cool just don't push it too hard or else . . . tongue
Please point me to threads or links where this Agbado boy mess up with Djdamianhuh
I wan check something Mayb na like godfather like son grin

Business › Re: Four Failed Cbn’s Attempts To Arrest Naira Free Fall by BAZ001: 2:03pm On Feb 21, 2024
This is what happens when you put your family and political touts in offices meant for genius and brainy see cbn governor acting confused like his president… doing trial and error from N455 to N1,600 to a dollar.

We can see how Agbado president is turning Nigeria to Tinubu Lagos grin

Even the worst cbn Gov Emiefele will be laughing in prison rn cos this new one go worse pass am

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 5:21pm On Feb 15, 2024
TheModerator:
Ewu spokesman. As confused and foolish as Dav1002 may have been, Cheerfulgiver remains the person that drove his car to death.

The grand schemer only used the faceless nature of this place to confuse Dav1002 who is still very much confused, not knowing the identity of the person he gave his car.
Dis kind stray bullet
True na CheerfulGiver drove the car to death. grin
Yes Dav1002 is a confused man but that foolish too much naah grin

Dav1002 my heart is with you don’t mind all this bully.
Take small snow take cool off as heat wan kee una for Lagos.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:55pm On Feb 13, 2024
Conner44:
Don't forget about the other sad troll who was actively forcing him to collect the car too because he thought that dav1002's driver was CheerfulGiver 😆

That's how he was busy talking to himself a few pages ago, imagine one person mentioning and quoting himself and having conversations with his alternate monikers just for fun grin

Comedy
Pls pls cornner we are still mourning super Eagles lost and trying to encourage Alex Iwobi from bully’s
Don’t start anything here.
Nigerians need peace right now.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 2:34pm On Feb 13, 2024
Ceenelly:
thanks for this though am base in benin and not lagos,
So i did some finding online through nairaland and i saw a post of how to fix the belt correctly i use the picture to check mine and discover my belt have being f8xed in the wrong way with not the right belt size. There i saw am to use size 2160, so i went and bought size 2160 and showed the mechanic the pic on how to fix it so the mechanic fix it and the vibration stop when engage but discover the belt was a little bit loose cos my battery light was showing so he advise i buy size 2150 which i did and he fix it. Since he fixed it everything have being ok since morning. No vibration,,squeaking or battery light showing. Thanks all for your effort i appreciate
God bless you brother
God bless you real good.
so many information on this nairaland.
Even info about abroad pass person wey dey live abroad self, but my people don’t want to read and search online.
Bazzooo don’t want to show us how he jappa, yen yen yen… even me self na nairaland travel section I see the info to compliment my hustle.

Dav1002 se you dey see how to use nairalandhuh
No be to dey accuse wrong person of driving your car to death. grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 3:33pm On Feb 11, 2024
Resurgent2016:
Probably somewhere in the libyan desert enroute to Poland.

With the current flight cost, I doubt he can afford flight to poland. Hopefully, the polish people will see him for the fraud that he is and reject his asylum claim when he gets there
You mean am huh
Very good grin They must reject him and all APC tout and everyone that voted & supported APC, they must all stay in Nigeria to continue the suffering. next time they won’t support a clueless president, that is hungry for power but no brain to rule.
Their mind no go touch ground grin
Let me abuse them before they pass internet law

Donbrowser too wan jappa grin

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:01am On Feb 11, 2024
northbird:
You are not being fair and objective with your views. Let's take the points individually.

Fairness.
Tope Awotona is worth over 1 billion dollars.. He is 42 years old.., very young by Nigerian standards. He is the richest Nigerian-American living in the US.
He was born and bred in Lagos. He was a teenager in Lagos, he left as an immigrant to the United States. Today, the fair system has made him what he is today.


I doubt it ,if he would become a Dollar billionaire if he remained in Lagos.(how many dollar billionaires are in Lagos presently huh), there are thousands of such individuals who left Nigeria as immigrants and the system has created a fair playing ground for them to become people of value.
Please don't discount United States or those who have plans to go there.


Wages in UK have always been low. Right from the 90s .. but even if you consider purchasing parity.
A minimum wage worker overthere in the UK still fares better than the same minimum wage worker here. This is not about having millions..
Those in makeshift houses /basements don't tell you the full story as regards their finances.
This is a public forum, let's not cast the format.
God bless you real good.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 9:16am On Feb 11, 2024
TheModerator:
Those billionaires, they made their money in Nigeria not through japa. So they can afford to send their kids out there to school. Their children accomodation and all other expenses are well funded from home. It's not the same with a poor man that will sell everything he has to travel out, especially those that get visa through school route with no sponsor, some go with their wife/husband and children (Suffering amplified).

If you don't have a special type of skill or a programme that gives you a permanent stay, forget it. Na another type of suffering you go meet for there. It's only a PR that is worth it. Anything other than that, you are better off doing Bolt or any other business in Nigeria and working your way up.

Like I said before, collectively, Nigeria failed us but it doesn't mean that people cannot rise up on individual basis to better themselves at home..
Like I said so many things changed after Covid , this generation of jappa is different. Why do you think countries are tightening their immigration law and borders ? Cause once you are in and you don’t commit any crime you are going to integrate into the system with time.
Do you know that they now give non immigrant & out of status drivers license.
Did you hear what happened to Florida construction coy when the Governor passed a law that didn’t favor foreigners (illegal immigrants ) ?
You think they don’t know people are doing under the table jobs ?

My encouragement is to Uber drivers, I will rather they drive Uber abroad and sleep in their cars than to keep driving in Tinubu’s Nigeria.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 1:22am On Feb 10, 2024
TheModerator:
Collectively, Nigeria is not redeemable as it stands. The curse of bad rudderless leadership and followers alike will not cease anytime soon. But, I do not agree that japa is the solution to self emancipation.
Nigerian Politicians and billionaires children are here with us , why not keep them in Nigeria huh
They school and live abroad.
Bro I never imagined that I will ever relocate. Nigeria too sweet, but I was lucky to have a change of mind and escape this Tinubu regime.
What I have achieved in a short while I can’t or couldn’t have achieved it driving bolt.
I’ve seen people loose jobs in Nigeria and not able to get a new job for the past 13/15 years.
I’m not asking for too much just basics… leave a comfortable and progressive life not up today and down tomorrow.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:12pm On Feb 09, 2024
vivalavida:
Why u sef go give that emilokan activist motor? Him no know where Mc oluomo dey to go collect car? See as him destroy your car as tinubu dey destroy Nigeria. Nigeria don overheat like this.
Where is @Baz001?
Abeg who be Emilokan activist na
Omoapena Or Donbrowser26? To catch up no easy huh
Hey ! I dey here dey work, d more you work d more money you earn. I wan quick make money to buy house in lekki phase 1 grin as people dey sell house to feed and maintain status grin
Pls anybody that wants to jappa and other approach no work. use visiting move when you reach there begin change status , if u still single d better for you, u go just arrange get pali and dey make ur money with peace of mind.
Jappa don dey hard now imagine 15million na just $10k. How many uber drivers go fit buy ticket now huh
APC donbrowser emi lokan no get anything to offer. You can’t afford to waste 8 yrs of your life under that regime pls jappa life better here no let anybody deceive you.

I greet all of una comrades and veterans still moving Lagos in this hardship to feed family. God bless you all. How u guys do it I still don’t know but una dey do well.

Sports › Re: Mali Vs Burkina Faso, AFCON Round Of 16 (2 - 1) On 30th January 2024 by BAZ001: 7:39pm On Jan 30, 2024
Reza69:
Re
Like this Burkina Faso don't know who their president be, na frog jump them go take welcome them from airport if they lose this match.
Why ?
They are playing well Mali is just stronger than them

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