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Glithronix:
As person never get the capacity to fly out nkó?
The affordable travelling for me now is still within naija. The only thing it would cost me na fuel in my car. Abi? 🤦‍♂
Na good wishes and encouragement you just dash me so. 🙏
Our turn too go kuku come by God's grace.
This japa stuff self dey my mind, make I just get the balancing foot for here first.
When I'm ready for that, na here I go come drag all of Una make Una put me through the processes. I know say I go get every information person go need for here.
I just wan settle the whole of my circle for here first, time for flying out is coming (soon) 💯.
Na here we dey na, God no go shame us.


Much respect, boss.

Na your dream I dey say make you change dream big.
I was in 100level when I was dreaming to visit Las Vegas.
Today I dey Las Vegas for convention, na God do am ooh.
A former Uber driver dragging roads with ant drivers in Lagos Nigeria in 2021 now lounging in Las Vegas all expense paid in 2024.
all na Gods grace, but dream big don’t allow your situation limit you.

Glithronix:
Boss, wallahi.
I hated Lagos the moment I stepped my foot on the soil of that Osun state.
If one wants to enjoy his/her old age, they should just relocate to the village and enjoy the rest of their lives.
Lagos is stressful, abeg.
My target now is one of the eastern parts of the country. I need to visit one.

Much respect, baba.

Make una travel, travel to places and get exposure mba una no go hear.
Your target should be outside Nigeria, you still wan go ipob zones… continue targeting wrong places

I pray you guys won’t be too old in 60s & 70s before you start traveling out of Nigeria and realize that life is good.
Target flying out of Nigeria no be to dey drag road everytime

Just passing by …


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Felicity001:
You failed to mention the hazard university mechanic the smelling black one aka blackbishop who has no apprenticeship or mentorship certificate. The only thing he knows how to do is cut and join English...lol... That guy almost knock my engine.

You no dey forgive and forget ?

Blackbishop na your guy oooh

May God give you guys strength oooh... 3 years still far.
Price of everything sky rocketed cause of Fuel subsidy yet still paying subsidy.


FG Finally Admits Paying Fuel Subsidy
Fuel subsidy is projected to gulp about N5.4 trillion in 2024, according to the federal government.

https://dailytrust.com/fg-finally-admits-paying-fuel-subsidy/#:~:text=Previously%2C%20the%20Tinubu%2Dled%20government,is%20%E2%80%9Cgone%20for%20good%E2%80%9D

Omoapena:
Cheerfulgiver don finally meet Daddyfreeze.

Nah only cheerfulgiver go tell daddyfreeze say hin dey make 24m a year from uber

And pearl1910 na the two of them they make millions month in month out
Watch how salary earners and partners will pump cars into the hustle and fall into the hands of bad drivers like donbrowser who will make them shed premium tears.

Uber drivers 24 million

Sirianese:
You dey mind that mongrel

Ahn ahn you are calling a whole donbrowser hungry dog.
Not good at all

Gentlelife50:
U screenshot am?
Where I go kwanu?

Na only him face and that blue LASEPA uniform I screen grab.
You are not nice you still want to see evidence of him doing beggii begging for rental

Gentlelife50:
Wetin admin dey delete kwanu?

Deleting proof of Donbrowser LASEPA blue uniform doing beggi beggi for jpworld’s car .
After doing bambiallaa begi begi for weeks without getting the car baba begin rain curse

jpworld:
Is not about been bad, if you are asking me to release my car for 25k and you are doing ajo of 100k weekly, you are only exploting the situation, because I know nothing about the business.

That APC Emilokan guy, called me then, canvassing me to release my car to him for 40k, that I should be rest assured, my car is in good hands, bla bla bla, I told him to visit LASG car, that I am not interested. If I don't know much about the business, I will gladly release the car for 40k, but at the end of 6months when wear and tear comes then you will know it was a stupid decision.

Trust me it won’t get up to 6 months, in 2 weeks he would have wrecked your car just the way he destroyed his former partners car.
Instead of him to calm down and learn mba
Na over sabi dry kee am dey go
He’s been trying to deny it asking for phone no. typical of APC.

E good as you no give am your car

[quote author=Johnchrix post=130069892]Lols You funny oo. Run me 100$ make I start business na man you be..normally the real king makers na felicity & yeyeGbami and a few others. You & Operabrower na noise maker normally. For perl1910 make i no talk..[/quote]John Chris my guy
I know say you go still come tell us as e dey go
So LASEPA digital marketer give away na audio give away ?
Like father like son,
APC blood flows in his body… lie lie and deceit
He still get mind to ask for two more accounts

ThatIgboBoy:
If you have been on nairaland long enough, you should know the hungry thing just wants to derail the thread. Who dash monkey banana wey him wan use do give away.

I dey whine am make he come drop from d little money he got from him LASEPA job.

Hungry thing… you get bad mouth ooohh

Donbrowser9:
better than selling your bolt driver account to feed in a foreign country

No sleep for the wicked… 4:30am
Your mind no go touch ground, keep responding to every body with senseless reply, thinking you are making sense

So dragging can make digital marketer that is still begging for rental car up and Dan the thread to do by force give away

Hmmm this thread can do wonders

But how this John Chris people dey always know say give away dey ?

EmiloCorn:
Wait what! who me?

Why is it that everybody on nairaland likes accusing me of being everybody else?

Even donbrowser that we inducted and trained in the ways of the CoRn is now abusing me here and he has our ID Card in his portfolio

Corn ID like Agbado ID card

Are you by any chance working with LASEPA

The donbrowser we know is a digital marketer and fiverr millionaire.

But this Agbado again dey confuse us

donbrowser:
You even get mind dey twerk for Damian on top deal that you know nothing about just to continue your frustráted lifestyle 😂

I have no job, no car but I have no bád luck and a praying mother

I know you wrecked the car in 2 weeks
I know no body in your family has ever owned a car, the only opportunity you had, “your I too know made you loose it”.
I know you worked with Lasepa and not a digital marketer.
I know you are a liar just like your father Tinubu

So I no dey Congo again

Djdamian:
I have moved on from that episode, so should you

Alright I respect your decision and maturity but I needed to call him out at every opportunity so that another Partner won’t fall prey.
Let everyone that cares to know,
Know that he is a car destroyer and jobless APC tout.

donbrowser:
If I beat this orphán now, he will disappear again for 3 days as usual.
I will let this one slide sha.

So all of una no get mind to mention my name for here again.

Even the logical agbaya driver dey do legbege.
Make una quote me na

So your name no be fake Fiverr Millionaire , Digital Marketer real LASEPA worker
Nobody send you again for here, anytime i remember your hungry looking face with that LASEPA blue shirt.
I just pity you, no need wasting time on a Gen Z, Agbero, APC tout like you.

Car you no get...
Job you no get....
lie lie and cho cho cho on every thread

Pearl1910:
Lolz...u don receive oxygen abi
Him drive partner car like emergency vehicle

Real oxygen
The guy never stop him cho cho everywhere, attacking people and feeling he knows better.
I dey come make i go see how Portable waka jeje jam agbako for police hand.
Drama no dey finish for naija...
Is congo not better than nigeria at the moment ?

Djdamian:
Summary of his POV

E-hailing doesn't offer much benefit for investors (I fully agree); it primarily benefits drivers using their personal vehicles. Those seeking hire purchase or rental deals may find them scarce due to limited investor interest in the business at this time.

I fully agree with you too considering the fact that the LAsema Fiverr Digital marketer destroyed your car in 2 weeks and moved on.
Investors have always been on the receiving end in this hustle. There is no way you will flog a rental car for 3 years in lagos and wont need a major repair that will gulp part of the return.
I still find it hard to believe people can drive for 3 yrs without any side hustle and be able to maintain a family and have a normal life.
That's why i will always respect people that have been driving for more than 3 yrs, I don't know how they do it.

Las las the hustle is not for everybody

Wetin be dis again Nigerian police no try
See our celeb for gutter
Iyèn óto
Portable you for just waka jeje make you no jam Agbako as a celebrity into the car
las las you go court and pay off the debt in installments
You didn’t kill anybody so it’s not life imprisonment?
Later they will say education is overrated.
Go school una no go hear, small police invitation you dey jump fence

Bobrisky go dey laugh you now

Fibel:
And to add , I’ll always be grateful for experiences gathered while in e-hailing because it made me more disciplined and put food on my table while I up-skilled. Discipline that made me stick through the process.

And also to those who think all 9-5 jobs are shitty, I’ll beg you to reconsider. I’ve been an entrepreneur, I have driven albeit for a short while but I’ll tell you that nothing beats the peace of mind that comes with a nice corporate job, especially if you’re in IT. The least I saw anyone earn around me was 400k and those were entry level .
Don’t let anybody fool you if you’re young , driving is not a transferable skill that can put you in a good place if you want to japa or live a fulfilled life abroad. If you’re dedicated , your skill can aid your japa as I am a living witness . At the end of the day , it’s a personal choice and all man must run his own race.

God bless you real good,
I’ve been saying this things them turn me to talking down on the hustle.
I will never talk down on the hustle that put food on my table and help me to pay bills while Nigeria was happening to me.
My point has been don’t dwell on it, at long run it won’t pay you.
Dem drag me sotee I no fit talk again.
Did you see the face of that fiverr Lasema worker He no get job at all. Just ignore him

so you Jappa low key … congratulations

northbird:
Stop being funny, that charge is for investors.

Okay baba… so only car owners break even now?
Investors should stay away?
Gone are the days of adding more cars to fleets of cars every year

This New Govt really helping investors ;

Fibel:
The foolishness of the many is why the few wise men suffer.
People like you are the reason why the country will never get better and I shake my head whenever I read your comments.

The time spent on Nairaland defending this incompetent government and lying about being a digital marketer with two companies and earning in dollars should be funneled into learning an actual skill which would help you in getting an actual job. I am not one to throw bants but the fact that you were on Nairaland on a clear afternoon (when normal people were working their asses off) just to make a smirky comment on a sales post that I made in another nairaland section shows how dense a person can be.
But then , I’ll leave this advice for you -
- shun tribalism,
- Focus your time on productive things, either actually driving or learning a skill.

but I am just saddened by the fact that your actions are affecting innocent people who had nothing to do with this .
This is why I will always support the view that foolish people should have their own country..

Digital Marketter + fiverr millionaire turned LASEMA worker
Na him shirt dey crack me up
Lasema workers don’t really know how to drive they destroy rental cars in 1 months and get Towed back to owners and still come online to be doing keyboard warriors

No vex my guy

northbird:
Anyone looking for rentals or Hp , you need to be more proactive.. or find alternative ways to earn money if driving is the ONLY skill you have.
- part time driver ,weekends..
- delivery of cars
- relief driver.

It's increasingly difficult to get cars for rentals/Hp because every day you are having fewer investors in the ehailing biz.
The returns are not worth it ...Lower fares means lower earnings which in turn translates to lower returns for the investor.

If you buy a functional naija used corrolla for 3.5m . Don't be surprised, you won't get returns on your investment in 2 years.. is that business?



In 2022, bajaj motorcycle was 360k.. brand new and weekly delivery was 9k.
In 10 months, you have recouped your money on a Bajaj. and you still have a fairly good motorcycle standing.

On ehailing, it could take forever.

ROI on ehailing is too poor.

This thread eeehhhh
yesterday e-hailing paying better than salary earners.
Today, returns are not worth it ...Lower fares
Tomorrow someone will still come up with its the best thing.... I paid off my HP car in 2years and after buying the car he goes back to his second hustle and drive only on weekends. which one come pay pass 1st hustle or 2nd hustle

Pearl1910:
That time land in ayobo was around 100k-120k
U guys just argue for the sake of it, without having the right information. Indomie generation will be arguing with agbalagba.
As for if there is still land for less than 1m in Epe, u r still displaying ignorance for something that is happening in ur adult life time. If u have 1m and u want a land in epe reach out to me.

Information is the key. If I talk e go be like person Dey brag na why I just keep quiet but for real estate I get small mouth.
one baba told me they were begging him to buy land at Omole phase2 at 80k he laughed that who will live inside bush with monkeys and snakes. He get houses for surulere but still regretting till today.

In 2011 my colleagues but lands 750,000 lekki phase 2, 2 months after I wan buy beside them it was 1.3m with begging I bought 2 plots. In 2012 another colleague bought beside me 1.7m the last person that bought was 2.5m same 2012. Fast forward to 2019 them call me say they wan collect my land oo. I rush go there na only me on the street never fence and put gate. I thought I was dreaming bare bush don turn city in 7yrs. They have street names, all our roofs must be green color. Before I jappa I wan sell one of the plots and realized there was an estate gate at the entrance. I had to change my mind, No more lands in the estate only houses.
I don lease bare lands like this I dey get small change, cos I don’t have intention of living there na park view or banana be my target

My point is follow who know road for Lagos real estate. It’s a better form of asset and investment in Lagos.

Resurgent2016:
It is a good buy for someone who is risk-averse. And as you have mentioned , the uncertainty in the economy, there are not many investments that can give you that return without sizeable risk in the current nigeria.

However, you are unlikely to have a windfall at the end of the tenure of those bonds when you take the money into the market to buy things and you see how much prices have changed in 2-3 years

Imagine dollar to naira as at Friday was 1300, it’s 1,428 today and it’s been going upward since last week yet federal govt has been running after bureau de change… since April. Like they figured it out.
Maybe fuel will be selling at #2,500 next year who knows

Itsrm:
Good points.

The ROR over the course of 3 years is an average of 24% which is truly less than the rate of inflation as you have noted. However, there is hardly any passive investment that guarantees you a return above inflation especially in the short term.

What we can do is try our best to invest in assets with returns not too far from inflation rate. My current investment portfolio is a mixture of Tbills, eurobonds and cryptocurrency so I'm staying as close to inflation as possible.

I'm also hoping the DMO come up with those 15-25 year bonds at current rates so I can lock in. Over the course of 25 years, my ROR is guaranteed to beat inflation

Did you just say 25years
I will rather buy lands and keep it for 25 years than Govt bond.
With this Agbado president and APC Padi Padi govt? I can never predict what happen in 8yrs.
See how many foreign companies are leaving Nigeria ?
Who would have ever imagined dollar will get to #1,600 in few months ?

Are you for real or you dey play

Itsrm:
This is the current rate for three year savings bond.

Your 50m with interests reinvested and compounded will give you 91m+ after three years.

And it is "risk free".

This is interesting Buhari made it unattractive didn’t know it has picked up again.
17% is not bad

Thanks for the update

Only be say we no know how much naira go depreciate in 2yrs time with the way it’s falling per second per second.

Itsrm:
You keep painting a rosy picture of real estate which is far from reality. First, tenants will not always pay. Some will even drag you to court and waste your time and money. Everytime a tenant leaves, you spend half the rent you receive to renovate the house. There's no guarantee you'll sell the house for profit if you decide to.

That's assuming the lagos state commissioner does not demolish your house before you sell.

Also, you left out fixed income securities. People are just waiting for the DMO to issue long term bonds at current rates so they can lock in.

If you buy a 25 year bond with 50m at around 20%, it will be worth 6.5bn naira at maturity if interests are reinvested and compunded. That's a risk free 13,000% ROR. Goodluck getting it from real estate.

Mbok in Tinubu’s Nigeria or Goodluck Jonathan ?
Immediately Buhari entered buying of bonds became worse than fixed deposit.
Unless this present Govt reversed the policy of not na no go area

Pearl1910:
Never say never Bro...
If its something u want, then build your Linkedin profile, rewrite ur CV, go to new buildings/structures, ask around, tell friends, church members and old colleagues. Go to offices and drop ur CV. And dont ignore strange calls/numbers. Recruiters still call for interviews without referrals or padi padi. Provided u r good at your profession, u might be lucky to get a job.
Save money, some govt jobs come with a price. When preparation meets opportunity na luck dem dey call am.

You didn’t add Fiverr account and Lagos state job websites. So una no believe donbrowser all this while

Hmmm

Barbiturate:
This hustle will change your character if you're not patient and careful! I did the unthinkable and I regret it so badly.

I just entered my car, started it, then she started shouting that her luggage is in the trunk. Omo, I zoomed off. Entered the next street and parked there. She started calling, crying and begging me that she will pay any amount for her luggage.

Came back and I quickly dropped her luggage. Entered my car sharply and drove off immediately. She reported me. Bolt blocked me. I sent them a mail explaining what happened. They said next time I should leave the rider and report to them. They unblocked me the next day.

Notwithstanding, I still hate my actions though! That was never my kind of person.

No vex oo But I don’t think the hustle will change your character it can change your mindset but not your character.
I believe that was a part of you that you never knew existed. When men are under pressure they exhibit characters that will shock even themselves.
Husband that never slapped a woman before will get married and slap his wife cos of pressure.

I thought Uber/bolt was compensating drivers for “Rider did not pay” complaints
Bolt should be a professional and prestigious way of transport. You shouldn’t be fighting for your money if riders don’t pay bolt should pay and block rider

But I don’t blame you at all after queuing for fuel, you don’t want to take chances of loosing money and hearing stories from bolt.

Nigeria happening to ……

dharmie13:
What is DND pls?is it under settings

Do Not Disturb or another term don dey
Cos e no dey hard Gen Z