₦airaland Forum

Barbiturate:
Bro, I love the fact that you try to encourage drivers to Japa, but do you know how hard it is to get a visa.....I'm not even talking about the high amount, but the number of people they deny on a daily basis is so alarming.

I've been rejected 3 times at US embassy. 1stly, it was through school(masters). My cousin paid some good amount of the tuition but I was denied visa.

Bro have travelled out of Nigeria before ?
You need to dis virgin your passport before applying to US
US visa is one of the easiest to get cos it’s plainly psychology they don’t need to verify your bank account or school fees, unlike Canada and UK.
Pls travel to France or Dubai first and apply for US and see if they won’t give you.
You also needs to emphasis about your strong tie in Nigeria, don’t sound like you wan Jappa the interviewers are psychologist you go whine dem small.
Though I must agree it’s tougher now and more expensive but people still get it. I get archive of testimonies baba I no Dey cap.
To even get dates now na money.

I said if he can he should Jappa

Omoapena:
Mobil filling stations has to lay down policy not to be selling fuel inside kegs whenever there's fuel scarcity, just this yesterday evening on my way home, I branched mobil filling station after secretariat bus stop by otedola bridge to refuel my tank, the way people are frantically buying fuel with no fear of fire, the whole ground was full of petrol, there was even a man that came with a leaking keg, unknowingly to him, the attendant was just filling the keg without knowing the fuel was leaking, I swear to God, in my head, I was like this isn't safe and what if this place catches fire...

If you observe, only mobil filling stations across the state sells fuel to keg buyers during fuel scarcity, who knows what must have caused the fire outbreak at mobil filling station in awolow road ikeja.

News like this should ginger youths to go out and protest but mba, fear of thugs and police arrest will not allow them.
since1970s they have been selling fuel in kegs, fuels subsidy is now removed yet fuel is still scarce and price keep increasing.
until our children start queuing for fuel, if the Govt or People dont wake up now it will continue for long.

Bro if you fit get that visa just sell ur car and jappa, else suffering and smiling will continue,

donbrowser:
You this ùnfortunate ọ́rphan. I guess you're bored again right?

Just stop lying Mr Fiverr dashboard
There is high chance of getting visa yet thousands of Nigerians are queuing up at different embassies every morning.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]So, what is your plan, after the conference has ended?

You'll just walk into a restaurant and get employed?

The grass is not always green on the other side, especially when you migrate illegally.

If you don't have the mental strength and zeal to do anything and accept any outcome on this journey, it's better to stay back and plan oh.[/color]

At the moment the grass is greener on the other side of Nigeria

Well Omoapena or any Uber driver in Lagos have the mental strength and zeal to survive anywhere in the world.
Lagos mental strength na like Aproka brick wall… wey olosho go drag for night , Local govt tout / Lastma for afternoon. fake transfer up and dan

You don see anybody wey drive Uber for Lagos relocate abroad Dey complain

donbrowser:
The chances of getting the visa is high but in order to stay put, you need to seek asylum or hide your head around till you marry a whitehead. To seek asylum, you need to declare as a bí-sexual Or gay or show proofs that Tinubu is after your life. The last part is how Rinu, DJ Switch and others do japa.

Best of luck

This one no know anything but jump at every topic.
Cho Cho Cho typical Lagos Yoruba agbero mouth.
They make loudest noise yet not making sense

So there is high chance of getting visa and you never get one since msheeewwww.

davit:
Baz, this yà passin get as ẹ be sha

Haba na just peaceful waka pass oooh and encouraging my brother to think big
Life is greener on the other side

Glithronix:
As person never get the capacity to fly out nkó?
The affordable travelling for me now is still within naija. The only thing it would cost me na fuel in my car. Abi? 🤦‍♂
Na good wishes and encouragement you just dash me so. 🙏
Our turn too go kuku come by God's grace.
This japa stuff self dey my mind, make I just get the balancing foot for here first.
When I'm ready for that, na here I go come drag all of Una make Una put me through the processes. I know say I go get every information person go need for here.
I just wan settle the whole of my circle for here first, time for flying out is coming (soon) 💯.
Na here we dey na, God no go shame us.


Much respect, boss.

Na your dream I dey say make you change dream big.
I was in 100level when I was dreaming to visit Las Vegas.
Today I dey Las Vegas for convention, na God do am ooh.
A former Uber driver dragging roads with ant drivers in Lagos Nigeria in 2021 now lounging in Las Vegas all expense paid in 2024.
all na Gods grace, but dream big don’t allow your situation limit you.

Glithronix:
Boss, wallahi.
I hated Lagos the moment I stepped my foot on the soil of that Osun state.
If one wants to enjoy his/her old age, they should just relocate to the village and enjoy the rest of their lives.
Lagos is stressful, abeg.
My target now is one of the eastern parts of the country. I need to visit one.

Much respect, baba.

Make una travel, travel to places and get exposure mba una no go hear.
Your target should be outside Nigeria, you still wan go ipob zones… continue targeting wrong places

I pray you guys won’t be too old in 60s & 70s before you start traveling out of Nigeria and realize that life is good.
Target flying out of Nigeria no be to dey drag road everytime

Just passing by …


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Felicity001:
You failed to mention the hazard university mechanic the smelling black one aka blackbishop who has no apprenticeship or mentorship certificate. The only thing he knows how to do is cut and join English...lol... That guy almost knock my engine.

You no dey forgive and forget ?

Blackbishop na your guy oooh

May God give you guys strength oooh... 3 years still far.
Price of everything sky rocketed cause of Fuel subsidy yet still paying subsidy.


FG Finally Admits Paying Fuel Subsidy
Fuel subsidy is projected to gulp about N5.4 trillion in 2024, according to the federal government.

https://dailytrust.com/fg-finally-admits-paying-fuel-subsidy/#:~:text=Previously%2C%20the%20Tinubu%2Dled%20government,is%20%E2%80%9Cgone%20for%20good%E2%80%9D

Omoapena:
Cheerfulgiver don finally meet Daddyfreeze.

Nah only cheerfulgiver go tell daddyfreeze say hin dey make 24m a year from uber

And pearl1910 na the two of them they make millions month in month out
Watch how salary earners and partners will pump cars into the hustle and fall into the hands of bad drivers like donbrowser who will make them shed premium tears.

Uber drivers 24 million

Sirianese:
You dey mind that mongrel

Ahn ahn you are calling a whole donbrowser hungry dog.
Not good at all

Gentlelife50:
U screenshot am?
Where I go kwanu?

Na only him face and that blue LASEPA uniform I screen grab.
You are not nice you still want to see evidence of him doing beggii begging for rental

Gentlelife50:
Wetin admin dey delete kwanu?

Deleting proof of Donbrowser LASEPA blue uniform doing beggi beggi for jpworld’s car .
After doing bambiallaa begi begi for weeks without getting the car baba begin rain curse

jpworld:
Is not about been bad, if you are asking me to release my car for 25k and you are doing ajo of 100k weekly, you are only exploting the situation, because I know nothing about the business.

That APC Emilokan guy, called me then, canvassing me to release my car to him for 40k, that I should be rest assured, my car is in good hands, bla bla bla, I told him to visit LASG car, that I am not interested. If I don't know much about the business, I will gladly release the car for 40k, but at the end of 6months when wear and tear comes then you will know it was a stupid decision.

Trust me it won’t get up to 6 months, in 2 weeks he would have wrecked your car just the way he destroyed his former partners car.
Instead of him to calm down and learn mba
Na over sabi dry kee am dey go
He’s been trying to deny it asking for phone no. typical of APC.

E good as you no give am your car

[quote author=Johnchrix post=130069892]Lols You funny oo. Run me 100$ make I start business na man you be..normally the real king makers na felicity & yeyeGbami and a few others. You & Operabrower na noise maker normally. For perl1910 make i no talk..[/quote]John Chris my guy
I know say you go still come tell us as e dey go
So LASEPA digital marketer give away na audio give away ?
Like father like son,
APC blood flows in his body… lie lie and deceit
He still get mind to ask for two more accounts

ThatIgboBoy:
If you have been on nairaland long enough, you should know the hungry thing just wants to derail the thread. Who dash monkey banana wey him wan use do give away.

I dey whine am make he come drop from d little money he got from him LASEPA job.

Hungry thing… you get bad mouth ooohh

Donbrowser9:
better than selling your bolt driver account to feed in a foreign country

No sleep for the wicked… 4:30am
Your mind no go touch ground, keep responding to every body with senseless reply, thinking you are making sense

So dragging can make digital marketer that is still begging for rental car up and Dan the thread to do by force give away

Hmmm this thread can do wonders

But how this John Chris people dey always know say give away dey ?

EmiloCorn:
Wait what! who me?

Why is it that everybody on nairaland likes accusing me of being everybody else?

Even donbrowser that we inducted and trained in the ways of the CoRn is now abusing me here and he has our ID Card in his portfolio

Corn ID like Agbado ID card

Are you by any chance working with LASEPA

The donbrowser we know is a digital marketer and fiverr millionaire.

But this Agbado again dey confuse us

donbrowser:
You even get mind dey twerk for Damian on top deal that you know nothing about just to continue your frustráted lifestyle 😂

I have no job, no car but I have no bád luck and a praying mother

I know you wrecked the car in 2 weeks
I know no body in your family has ever owned a car, the only opportunity you had, “your I too know made you loose it”.
I know you worked with Lasepa and not a digital marketer.
I know you are a liar just like your father Tinubu

So I no dey Congo again

Djdamian:
I have moved on from that episode, so should you

Alright I respect your decision and maturity but I needed to call him out at every opportunity so that another Partner won’t fall prey.
Let everyone that cares to know,
Know that he is a car destroyer and jobless APC tout.

donbrowser:
If I beat this orphán now, he will disappear again for 3 days as usual.
I will let this one slide sha.

So all of una no get mind to mention my name for here again.

Even the logical agbaya driver dey do legbege.
Make una quote me na

So your name no be fake Fiverr Millionaire , Digital Marketer real LASEPA worker
Nobody send you again for here, anytime i remember your hungry looking face with that LASEPA blue shirt.
I just pity you, no need wasting time on a Gen Z, Agbero, APC tout like you.

Car you no get...
Job you no get....
lie lie and cho cho cho on every thread

Pearl1910:
Lolz...u don receive oxygen abi
Him drive partner car like emergency vehicle

Real oxygen
The guy never stop him cho cho everywhere, attacking people and feeling he knows better.
I dey come make i go see how Portable waka jeje jam agbako for police hand.
Drama no dey finish for naija...
Is congo not better than nigeria at the moment ?

Djdamian:
Summary of his POV

E-hailing doesn't offer much benefit for investors (I fully agree); it primarily benefits drivers using their personal vehicles. Those seeking hire purchase or rental deals may find them scarce due to limited investor interest in the business at this time.

I fully agree with you too considering the fact that the LAsema Fiverr Digital marketer destroyed your car in 2 weeks and moved on.
Investors have always been on the receiving end in this hustle. There is no way you will flog a rental car for 3 years in lagos and wont need a major repair that will gulp part of the return.
I still find it hard to believe people can drive for 3 yrs without any side hustle and be able to maintain a family and have a normal life.
That's why i will always respect people that have been driving for more than 3 yrs, I don't know how they do it.

Las las the hustle is not for everybody

Wetin be dis again Nigerian police no try
See our celeb for gutter
Iyèn óto
Portable you for just waka jeje make you no jam Agbako as a celebrity into the car
las las you go court and pay off the debt in installments
You didn’t kill anybody so it’s not life imprisonment?
Later they will say education is overrated.
Go school una no go hear, small police invitation you dey jump fence

Bobrisky go dey laugh you now

Fibel:
And to add , I’ll always be grateful for experiences gathered while in e-hailing because it made me more disciplined and put food on my table while I up-skilled. Discipline that made me stick through the process.

And also to those who think all 9-5 jobs are shitty, I’ll beg you to reconsider. I’ve been an entrepreneur, I have driven albeit for a short while but I’ll tell you that nothing beats the peace of mind that comes with a nice corporate job, especially if you’re in IT. The least I saw anyone earn around me was 400k and those were entry level .
Don’t let anybody fool you if you’re young , driving is not a transferable skill that can put you in a good place if you want to japa or live a fulfilled life abroad. If you’re dedicated , your skill can aid your japa as I am a living witness . At the end of the day , it’s a personal choice and all man must run his own race.

God bless you real good,
I’ve been saying this things them turn me to talking down on the hustle.
I will never talk down on the hustle that put food on my table and help me to pay bills while Nigeria was happening to me.
My point has been don’t dwell on it, at long run it won’t pay you.
Dem drag me sotee I no fit talk again.
Did you see the face of that fiverr Lasema worker He no get job at all. Just ignore him

so you Jappa low key … congratulations

northbird:
Stop being funny, that charge is for investors.

Okay baba… so only car owners break even now?
Investors should stay away?
Gone are the days of adding more cars to fleets of cars every year

This New Govt really helping investors ;

Fibel:
The foolishness of the many is why the few wise men suffer.
People like you are the reason why the country will never get better and I shake my head whenever I read your comments.

The time spent on Nairaland defending this incompetent government and lying about being a digital marketer with two companies and earning in dollars should be funneled into learning an actual skill which would help you in getting an actual job. I am not one to throw bants but the fact that you were on Nairaland on a clear afternoon (when normal people were working their asses off) just to make a smirky comment on a sales post that I made in another nairaland section shows how dense a person can be.
But then , I’ll leave this advice for you -
- shun tribalism,
- Focus your time on productive things, either actually driving or learning a skill.

but I am just saddened by the fact that your actions are affecting innocent people who had nothing to do with this .
This is why I will always support the view that foolish people should have their own country..

Digital Marketter + fiverr millionaire turned LASEMA worker
Na him shirt dey crack me up
Lasema workers don’t really know how to drive they destroy rental cars in 1 months and get Towed back to owners and still come online to be doing keyboard warriors

No vex my guy

northbird:
Anyone looking for rentals or Hp , you need to be more proactive.. or find alternative ways to earn money if driving is the ONLY skill you have.
- part time driver ,weekends..
- delivery of cars
- relief driver.

It's increasingly difficult to get cars for rentals/Hp because every day you are having fewer investors in the ehailing biz.
The returns are not worth it ...Lower fares means lower earnings which in turn translates to lower returns for the investor.

If you buy a functional naija used corrolla for 3.5m . Don't be surprised, you won't get returns on your investment in 2 years.. is that business?



In 2022, bajaj motorcycle was 360k.. brand new and weekly delivery was 9k.
In 10 months, you have recouped your money on a Bajaj. and you still have a fairly good motorcycle standing.

On ehailing, it could take forever.

ROI on ehailing is too poor.

This thread eeehhhh
yesterday e-hailing paying better than salary earners.
Today, returns are not worth it ...Lower fares
Tomorrow someone will still come up with its the best thing.... I paid off my HP car in 2years and after buying the car he goes back to his second hustle and drive only on weekends. which one come pay pass 1st hustle or 2nd hustle

Pearl1910:
That time land in ayobo was around 100k-120k
U guys just argue for the sake of it, without having the right information. Indomie generation will be arguing with agbalagba.
As for if there is still land for less than 1m in Epe, u r still displaying ignorance for something that is happening in ur adult life time. If u have 1m and u want a land in epe reach out to me.

Information is the key. If I talk e go be like person Dey brag na why I just keep quiet but for real estate I get small mouth.
one baba told me they were begging him to buy land at Omole phase2 at 80k he laughed that who will live inside bush with monkeys and snakes. He get houses for surulere but still regretting till today.

In 2011 my colleagues but lands 750,000 lekki phase 2, 2 months after I wan buy beside them it was 1.3m with begging I bought 2 plots. In 2012 another colleague bought beside me 1.7m the last person that bought was 2.5m same 2012. Fast forward to 2019 them call me say they wan collect my land oo. I rush go there na only me on the street never fence and put gate. I thought I was dreaming bare bush don turn city in 7yrs. They have street names, all our roofs must be green color. Before I jappa I wan sell one of the plots and realized there was an estate gate at the entrance. I had to change my mind, No more lands in the estate only houses.
I don lease bare lands like this I dey get small change, cos I don’t have intention of living there na park view or banana be my target

My point is follow who know road for Lagos real estate. It’s a better form of asset and investment in Lagos.

Resurgent2016:
It is a good buy for someone who is risk-averse. And as you have mentioned , the uncertainty in the economy, there are not many investments that can give you that return without sizeable risk in the current nigeria.

However, you are unlikely to have a windfall at the end of the tenure of those bonds when you take the money into the market to buy things and you see how much prices have changed in 2-3 years

Imagine dollar to naira as at Friday was 1300, it’s 1,428 today and it’s been going upward since last week yet federal govt has been running after bureau de change… since April. Like they figured it out.
Maybe fuel will be selling at #2,500 next year who knows