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Politics / Re: Throwback: Funny Meme's That Held Sway During 2015 Election by Bazinga(m): 1:05pm On Feb 05, 2019
delectablegyal:
We voted out Jonathan in 2015. In 2019 what do you expect?


Click like to vote the alternatives.


Share to vote the incumbent.

What are the alternatives. Bcoz from what am seeing there are only two options
Business / Access Bank Acquisition Of Diamond Bank: Beware Of Fraudsters by Bazinga(m): 12:59am On Dec 24, 2018
In view of the recent development regarding diamond banks acquisition by access bank, diamond bank released an important message to its customers to prevent them from being scammed by fraudsters trying to take advantage of the recent merger to cause panic and defraud customers of their savings.
Please read

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Business / Uzoma Dozie Gives Details Of Access And Diamond Banks "Merger" by Bazinga(m): 5:57pm On Dec 17, 2018
For those wondering what is truly going on between diamond Bank and Access bank, here is a more detailed explanation of the whole story from the CEO

Business / Re: Youwin Connect Business Competition 2017 by Bazinga(m): 9:04pm On Dec 01, 2017
yankeedodo:
to join Youwin what's app group, ....message me on 08069049434

add me on 07038519176
Politics / Re: How Nigerian Army Captured Sambisa Forests by Bazinga(m): 9:34pm On Dec 28, 2016
Tolulope95:


Sure! Why not cool

Pls pick my call. wink
Business / Re: Overcrowded Port Harcourt Mall On Christmas Day (Photos) by Bazinga(m): 12:23pm On Dec 26, 2016
what is this... we in france have never experienced this. Nigerians are truly bush people

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Politics / Re: How Nigerian Army Captured Sambisa Forests by Bazinga(m): 2:17pm On Dec 25, 2016
Tolulope95:


Sure! Why not cool

Can I pls add u on any of d social media if u don't mind?
Politics / Re: How Nigerian Army Captured Sambisa Forests by Bazinga(m): 10:28am On Dec 25, 2016
Tolulope95:
Wow. That's great news!

I love Ur signature. I can truly connect to it. Can we be friends?
Religion / Re: Similarities Between Pastors And MMM Top Guiders by Bazinga(m): 4:39pm On Dec 20, 2016
XXLDICK:
The only scam greater than MMM is religion.

They both don't pay tax

It still baffles me that those been educated about MMM being a scam still stick to it religiously. They don't consent to logic just like all religious people.

Talking against MMM is now seen as blasphemy, watch how many mentions I'll receive.

I don't pity them anymore. They deserve no pity.

Nigerians think they are wise and the whites foolish because they scammed few via Yahoo.
Just one man from Russia has scam almost the whole country, yahoo boys sef join grin tongue grin

I love this. Especially the last sentence. I can't stop laughing. I actually warned them but they won't listen. My guys ve fallen victim and I warned them

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: U-connect Human Resources Is Recruiting Accountants by Bazinga(m): 2:45pm On Dec 19, 2016
skiguy123:
resend to lawal4uconnect@gmail.com
Pls do u knw lala that works in diamond bank contact center?
Politics / Re: To All APC And PDP Supporters, Take A Good Look At This by Bazinga(m): 11:20am On Dec 19, 2016
Baawaa:
We are warming up for them,come 2019

thats how u all say prior to election year. and once u see some few naira notes u begin to sing a new song

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Politics / To All APC And PDP Supporters, Take A Good Look At This by Bazinga(m): 9:46am On Dec 19, 2016
Dear Nigerian Youth who wants to die for Nigerian politicians especially that youth who will fight everyone when his political hero is criticized, come closer. I have a message for you. Inside this private jet, you will see the billionaire son Ahmed Indimi of billionaire Mohammed Indimi (he is the one in front to the right looking at the camera) who just married Zahra, Buhari's daughter, to his left, also in front, is his brother, Maikanti, who is married to Aisha Dangote and behind them in light blue is Babagana Sherrif, he is the brother of former Borno governor Ali Modu Sheriff and he is married to president Buhari's daughter, Halima, the one who just finished from law school. Take a second look at your destiny as the children of the politicians have already arranged their own destinies. In this photo, you will see people from PDP and APC background from different tribes from different states but they are all united because the elite is all one big family. They do not care about any religious, political, tribal or ethnic difference, the only thing they care about is whatever agenda that will secure their future & guarantee their own prosperity & of their generations unborn. So before you die for your APC or PDP hero, or before you fight the entire community because of any of the artificial divisions created by the intelligent humans to control and subjugate others, rethink your life. Nobody send you o...

#Copied from a Facebook post

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Crime / Re: Should A Person Who Has Killed Before And Now Repented Be Let To Live? by Bazinga(m): 5:42pm On Oct 23, 2016
I don't ve mb. Someone shld pls tell us wat they said

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Girls, Things You Shouldn't Do At Your Prime If You Must Marry. by Bazinga(m): 11:19am On Oct 22, 2016
dollyjoy:
Not a fan of "Dos and Don't" abegi, life is too short to be spent on obeying norms. undecided

That's why shiloh and other crusades are for people like you. Like it or not u need the dos and don'ts in everything u do if u want to succeed at it.
#BeGuided

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Girls, Things You Shouldn't Do At Your Prime If You Must Marry. by Bazinga(m): 11:13am On Oct 22, 2016
I love this. Very simple and precise.
All valid points.


OP, I concur
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Answer the terrific "Tell Me About Yourself?" Interview Question. by Bazinga(m): 10:13am On Oct 22, 2016
adesewa4uyahoo:
#teamselfemployed..... I hate interviews ehn....

I used to, but not until I studied all the interview threads on nairaland, and prepared my cv very well and prepared my answers to all the questions, memorized everything, then went for diamond bank interview. Guess what, I passed and am now a diamond bank staff.
Customer service

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Romance / Re: Throwback Photo Of A Secondary School Love Letter by Bazinga(m): 12:23pm On Oct 21, 2016
That was then before Internet came and spoilt everything. I remember then we use to have pen pals, we post letters to pals as far as Lagos and port Harcourt from kano. But now, social media has killed the suspense and the butterfly feelings u feel wen trying to read a love letter reply.

I miss those days

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Write CV If You Have No Work Experience - EDUREGARD by Bazinga(m): 9:54am On Oct 19, 2016
gidimasters:



Bro tell them oooo... Those connected sef no sure of their connection again.... So stay there and be saying connection

Don't mind them. They will be staying unemployed for yrs waiting for connection while those getting jobs based on merit will be getting
Good jobs.
Ur competence and employability and God's favour makes u a better candidate to be employed than someone with connection.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Write CV If You Have No Work Experience - EDUREGARD by Bazinga(m): 7:28am On Oct 19, 2016
babs01:
CV OR CONNECTION which one sure pass? I go answer myself, na connection. Who wan luk ur experience wen u get oga @ d top Inshort na u get experience pass

Stop deceiving yourself. Connection only works in government jobs where u do literally nothing. But in the private sector where Ur competence and performance is the basis for judgement on the job by your superior, u will struggle if u get the job Tru connection and u were not qualified for. Truth is most companies now go for competence instead of connection.
Btw I got a job with Diamond bank, not Tru connection but Tru the right way, I proved my Wirth during the interviews, and my cv did half of the job.
So take every thread on nairaland about cv writing very seriously. It will help u. Stop waiting for connection, work on urself.

U welcome

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Politics / Re: "I Have Been Visiting Buhari In The Night" - Jonathan by Bazinga(m): 4:25pm On Oct 16, 2016
blackbeau1:
yh. How u?
Am fine o. Whr u been
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Why Should I Hire You? What To Say In Your Interview by Bazinga(m): 10:44pm On Sep 11, 2016
queenDD:


Okay..noted but can you share with me the better answers.

Because it will be a great platform for me to showcase my skills. Whatever goals I set, I ensure to complete them within stipulated time.

Or

Because am an individual driven by passion to always get the job done, I also posses skills required for this role in your organization

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Why Should I Hire You? What To Say In Your Interview by Bazinga(m): 7:23pm On Sep 11, 2016
queenDD:
Let's see, why should I hire you?
First, I am teachable..I take corrections from superiors and colleagues as well. I am a team player. I am a finisher, I always finish whatever task i set out to do. And finally, I have always wanted to work in an organization such as yours..
There are better answers, this not one of them

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Jokes Etc / Bring The Idiot Down. (hilarious Joke) by Bazinga(m): 2:10pm On Sep 08, 2016
A woman was trekking with her little son today, and the boy was seriously crying indicating that he is tired. then a man said:

MAN: Madam please carry the little boy he is tired

WOMAN: Okay sir thanks

MAN: you welcome, whats the boys name?

WOMAN: Buhari!

MAN: Jesus! Bring down the idiot let him continue trekking
grin grin grin grin D;

Na joke I dey o, before EFCC, DSS, ICPC, NPF, NA, NSCDC open my case

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Hausa Speaking Call Centre Agents Needed By U-connect URGENTLY by Bazinga(m): 12:04am On Sep 08, 2016
iyinagoro:
pls is it only Hausa speaking people

yes dear
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Hausa Speaking Call Centre Agents Needed By U-connect URGENTLY by Bazinga(m): 12:03am On Sep 08, 2016
Luizkid:

how did it go? couldn't make it. Called someone there who said if I add english to my hausa that i shouldn't bother coming. although I should have still come anyway

u bleeped up by not coming. some people got the message this mornin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: OND Holders Needed For Sales Executives(u-connect Human Resources) by Bazinga(m): 11:31am On Sep 07, 2016
Ay04z:
applied...God am in your hand.
Are u in their office for the interview? It's going on as we speak
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Hausa Speaking Call Centre Agents Needed By U-connect URGENTLY by Bazinga(m): 11:08am On Sep 07, 2016
skiguy123:
U-Connect is currently recruiting HAUSA speaking Call Center Agents for one of the leading banks in Nigeria with the
following requirements;
B.Sc/HND with Minimum of Lower division
Must have completed NYSC
Speak and understand Hausa language Fluently.

Qualified candidates should come to the office with a copy of CV and passport tomorrow 7th September 2016 by 11am for an interview.
Venue: U-connect, 5 Ogbunike street off admiralty way, lekki Phase one, Lagos.
Dress Code: Corporate
Date: 7th September 2016
Time: 11am.

Please note Candidates must be able to speak and understand very well.


Bros thanks for the info. It's genuine. Am there now about to be interviewed.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Hausa Speaking Call Centre Agents Needed By U-connect URGENTLY by Bazinga(m): 11:08am On Sep 07, 2016
Luizkid:

pls respond @skyguy123, it's not on their site so we don't just spend to the place for nothing

Come to the address. Am there.
Politics / Re: There Will Be A Turnaround, Nigeria Will Prosper by Bazinga(m): 10:50pm On Sep 06, 2016
Sofan:
Gbam! Y won't him decieve himself say him to decieve Nigerians.what l know is politics has taken over that man of God now. Two things:serve God or politics...They ll shamelessly come out by 2019 to campaign for Change# angry grin

When they come in 2019, they shld expect the worst. They shld take whatever they see. because Nigerians are wiser now.
Crime / Re: Suspected Kidnappers Arrested In Kano (pics) by Bazinga(m): 10:46pm On Sep 06, 2016
Blame Buhari and APC for every bad news emanating from Nigeria from hence forth, until things get better.

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Politics / Re: There Will Be A Turnaround, Nigeria Will Prosper by Bazinga(m): 10:39pm On Sep 06, 2016
DonBobes:


God bless u my brother,
Hopeless liers we hv in power!

I don't believe anything that comes out from their mouth anymore. I only believe what I see.

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Celebrities / Re: Nkechi Emmanuel Flaunts Her Boobs At An Award Event (pics) by Bazinga(m): 10:34pm On Sep 06, 2016
Three words:
Olympus Has Fallen

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