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Family / Re: wwwwwwwwwwwwww by BBAnne(f): 1:22pm On Jun 22, 2009
if there was no legal joining of the two of u, how do u expect to prove in court that she really is YOUR wife and you're fighting for custody for YOUR son. i'm glad u know that the court will like grant her custody but let me tell u, not only will the court grant her custody, they might ban even u from seeing the boy cus u know what? u have nothing to prove that she is your wife.
your lawyer said to u use force but how do u intend to do that with her whole family in support? beat the whole lot of them and snatch the boy?
i wouldnt ask that u leave ur son and move on but have u even thought if that boy is really yours?
if u love your son, i would advice u stay in his life as much as u can cus it will get to a point that he himself will want u around
Family / Re: Ladies: Can You Be A Housewife? by BBAnne(f): 12:15pm On Jun 22, 2009
of course i can be a housewife, so far he is willing to pay me exactly how much i am earning monthly and i get a promotion each year, i dont have a problem at all cool
Nairaland / General / Re: The Best Rapper In Nigeria Is A 19 Year Old by BBAnne(f): 11:36am On Jun 15, 2009
I THINK THE BEST RAPPER IS MI (mister Incredible), its the short black boy from the city called J, he's a girl teaser, BIG BOOTY SQUEEZER and he's looking for a DIVA for SHEEZER!, cool
Romance / Re: Another Girl Threatening You With Ur Boyfriend's Phone by BBAnne(f): 1:51pm On Jun 01, 2009
Secretz:

say: 'Ok, I dash you' and put the phone down. grin

grin ;Dhe he he he!!!
Health / Re: How Healthy Is Tissue Paper? by BBAnne(f): 12:42pm On Jun 01, 2009
water?? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked eeeewwwwwww!!!
Family / Re: Why Do Women Nag? by BBAnne(f): 9:05am On Jun 01, 2009
MEN NAG!

WOMEN NAG!!

PERIOD!!!
Family / Re: My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts: Doesn't Want A New Baby by BBAnne(f): 4:26pm On May 27, 2009
well, i have and idea, if u are the type that knows your wife's menstrual cycle and can follow it to when she is most fertile, this should be a piece of cake
now read very carefully,

, agree to what ever she says, dont argue, and since obviously she doesnt want babies yet, tell her u understand how she feels. take her out to a spectacular dinner,smooch, kiss do whatever it is you do, then when you start feeling the heat, take her to a pharmacy, but a pack of very gooood condoms in front her, and then go home and before u start having a go at it, make sure she is comfortable in bed, excuse yourself with the pack of condoms, make sure she doesnt notice, go into your bathroom and punch as many holes in the thing as possible,
return to ur bedroom, turn the light down low and get it on!,
by the time you do this 3 to 4 times, i'm pretty sure you will score you mark, but be careful, make sure u dont get caught!
grin grin grin

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