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Laslas
Faulty equipments will be death of them..
These are the next fodder for Boko boys..
We celebrate nonsense.
I'm 30 years now and not for once have I experienced 24/7 electricity supply

OboOlora:
I even thought she would say ‘woman on top’.
Make that her husband wey be like houseboy begin vomit blood

Do you even sex?
And you claim to have fatty pussy

Gratefulheart01:


What about BSDM?

You'll be a good choice for such adventure?

They are talking of sex position's not kinks.

Burshh:
You obviously have something against the bank. Fraud will always be around banks as long as banks remain to be about money. Do not make this about a bank,Perpetration of fraud happen around all banks. .... To think Taint bad Union with these few examples belittles your analytical capacity.

Please open your own thread of other banks defrauding customers.
Today, we are talking about union bank.

alBHAGDADI:
The question is, what was Nigeria like before Christianity? The land called Nigeria today was worse than the shitthole it is today. It was full of backwardness, total illiteracy, poor health structure, darkness etc. Then came Christianity which allows for freedom, things started changing. We started seeing schools owned by missionaries springing up left and right. Hospital with quality medicine etc. People are not angry at those good things, but when it comes to Christianity, they kick with anger.

Is it Christianity that looted your Commonwealth? Is it Christianity that fashions quota system? Is it Christianity that failed to build roads?

America has Christianity there and the country is enjoying. They are enjoying because they at one time put God first. What we ought to say is that we are suffering because we failed to obey God's word and put him first.
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Don't blame Christianity, blame mankind.

Shut the fu..ck up.
I hope they bring history back to secondary schools for kids like you.
The old Benin Kingdom was as good as Lisbon as told by an explorer until they plundered everything by giving us jesus
https://www.theguardian.com/cities/2016/mar/18/story-of-cities-5-benin-city-edo-nigeria-mighty-medieval-capital-lost-without-trace
Mynd please nuke this guys comment

Isabellah:
Dr. Tayo Oyedeji
@tayooye

THREAD: 10 Lessons from the first half.

I turn 43 today and am celebrating it as my half time because the average life expectancy for men in most of the world is about 86.

Here are 10 lessons from my first 43 years.

LESSON 1: Be kind.

Kindness is its own reward.
Be kind to:
1.Those who can't reciprocate (waiters, maids, subordinates etc.)
2.Those who deserve your wrath.
3.Those closest to you. It’s easy to forget to be kind to spouses, children and siblings.
4. Everyone around you.

LESSON 2: Focus on your strengths, not weaknesses.
Don’t live your life trying to improve on your weaknesses. Instead focus on building and maximizing your strengths.
Example:
Sport = weakness
Education = strength
Focus on becoming the next Einstein, not the next Ronaldo.

LESSON 3: Recognize your heritage.
Humans = nurture (environment) + nature (genes). Your heritage (mom + dad + their families) and upbringing give you some advantages. E.g. My granddad was a tribal chief and mom was a teacher so leadership and teaching come naturally to me.

LESSON 4: Find your trump card.
Everybody has a unique gift that they can use to win in life. Find yours and maximize it. Mine is my ability to learn new concepts. Therefore, I try to learn something new every year. That ability has brought me everything I have and own.

LESSON 5: Respect money
Work strategically to make money. Then use the money respectfully. Don’t splurge until you can afford to. You can’t afford anything until you can buy two of it with cash. Respect money, and it will work hard for you.

LESSON 6: Do everything you can in your 20's, focus on something in your 30's.
In my 20s, I worked in tech, banking, marketing, and teaching. I also wrote a book, led a youth group, sang in a choir, published a photobook etc. In my 30s, I focused on Tech and Marketing.

LESSON 7: Accept your limitations.
You cannot do everything at a high level. Recognize your limitations and accept it. Outsource what you can, find partners to help with your weaknesses, and marry someone who is pretty good at the things you are horrible at doing.

LESSON 8: Learn to work with people.
You can’t achieve anything worth doing alone. You need a team of people who genuinely like you and want to work with you. They will help scale your goals and ambitions and help you become a better person.

LESSON 9: Give more than you take.
Give your skills to your employer. Give yourself to your spouse and children. Give to people around you. Give to your parents and siblings. Be known for giving rather than receiving.

LESSON 10: Enjoy the journey.
There is no joy in hustling to a destination. Laugh, smile, and enjoy the wind in your face. Make time for love and laughter, for a good bottle of wine accompanied with great music. Life is short; enjoy the journey.

How will dis post bring back tha phone

Sirmuel1:
I think I need to open a Church asap. The Business is very lucrative

Reserve the treasurer position for me.

Nbote:
So of all d numerous challenges we are facing in dis country, na plastic bags b d priority? Dis is coming from a country dat d govt can't boast of any single waste management initiative or alternative. A country where d common man/masses can only access portable water via satchet bags (pure water).

We like doing things from top to bottom.
These people are dallying with cholera outbreak.

I dey observe
Toothless dogs assembly.

Teewhy2:
na wa ooo, see their hardern face, I don't want to imagine the face of SARS officers that are operating in Rivers state. am sure the SARS team in Lagos will be like aje butter compared to their counterparts in Rivers state due to the kind of criminals they face. If you are a police or SARS officer in rivers you must know how to break bottle, stab with knife and over all your juju must be top notch.

Yeye boy
Those are the hostages set free

Why is it so hard to maintain a low profile and not moving about with incriminating evidence.

Topmaike007:
The man's cousin is an angel sent From heaven to save his life..

And another thing is that the lady that share this story want to chop From Bros too,for asking such a question from him and also hyping him like This,if you know you know

I tell you
Our sister fe gbori wo'le

SageMK:
He dated a psychopath for 3years and would had even married her if only she didn't baptized his cousin with hot oil... Well folks what is the moral lesson here?

Love is blind but hot oil restores sight.

capitalzero:
*STARTING TOO EARLY HAS ITS SERIOUS RISKS TOO!*

An article credited to John Ogunlela


The boy with the highest JAMB score this year won't be going straight to the university after all; at least not to Unilag, his preferred school - he is below 16.

Some are boiling over and cursing JAMB, citing the contrast of 'saner climes' and how Unilag and schools with similar admission restrictions are backward and awkward.
Let me say that I support Unilag's policy. Five years ago, before I had a child in a university, I probably would have seen the policy as anachronistic too, like others. People generally don't get informed easily in Nigeria, especially in expert issues. Most expert knowledge is encased and inaccessible to the public. Child education is an expert knowledge.

Education is far more natural and expansive than most people think and it can put your child at a disadvantage and even risk if you ship them off into certain academic environments before they are naturally ready. In my days, you couldn't be admitted into Primary 1 unless you were six, a standard still used in Germany. It obtained in Nigeria until the Middle Class grew into parenthood and mothers became collared workers who were no longer available for their children until 5pm. That was when Kindergarten schools took off, pretty more as Crèches or Day-Care. They were generally derisively called, 'Jelesimi', which means, 'Spare the home some peace', because they were designed just to keep the kids out of the home for a while and get them engaged. The intent was not to key them into mural education.

However, things grew out of hands and kids began yo get drilled with arithmetics at the age of four. This happened mostly because the minders of those children were not professional teachers; they overburdened and over-educated the poor children. And of course this seemed quite in order to our rabidly egoistic and competitive society: 'My child is only six and he is in Primary 4, his age mates are in Primary 1'. Thats how we are all tempted to be. What the parent does not know is that a deficit is building up in the child.

Education is essentially polishing the flow of a child with society even as he recognises his individuality. In that process, the child is equipped with tools of thoughts, chief among which is mathematics - the pure language of rationality and science, English; the language of business, politics and of the international. As a child's word is shaped immersed in that expanding pool, he is expected to be able to solve problems with increasing skills. At a point, he is expected to he able to identity and tackle problems common to the society at large. This process has humanity itself at the centre and in understanding humanity, age is important - experience comes with age. That is not something you hurry a child through or he will be good in the classroom but socially ill-adjusted. If your child is maladjusted socially, his education is almost meaningless - and there are many brilliant kids in that category today.

When your child gets into the university, he is absolutely in an adult environment. He will be confronted with all the isms at once. He will be up against atheists, drug addicts, revolutionaries, pacifists, extremists, sex addicts, homosexuals and a full assortment of characters and belief systems. He will meet with people who hate their parents, girls who have vowed never to marry, boys who think women are playthings. He will share intimate spaces with them. The university is a battle ground, not an environment you want to plunge a child into, is it? He may come out with a First Class, mind you, but he could be useless to himself and end up bitter with everybody especially those who sent him into that school too early. Some can cope of course, but they are few and I think education planners who have a duty to the public have a right to play it safe in this area and assume that those few kids are negligible in number.

If your child ends up finishing from school very early, let them go into a day school to learn programming, carpentry, piano or even 'mechanic'. A fresh vista on life will be open to them and they will appreciate life in a way no money or 'school' can buy. They call it Gap Year and it makes sense. If will help make your child a lot more well-rounded. If you push them hard and ahead too fast, you may have to carry them virtually all their lives. That's why you see so many of these students get pressed into dangerous lifestyles as soon as they get into school. One I know about, a girl, fell into a group smoking weed and all that. An unusual number are checking in for psychiatric treatment. When they get married, they report their spouse to their parents or pastors on weekly basis because their minds are cooked too rapidly. It is raw within, but done on the outside. There is a report out there that the most brilliant students are usually not very successful in life generally.

So, parents, life is not just about good classroom grades and a total-racall intellect. Go for full-blown success, not just academic records. Doesn't that make sense?

John Ogunlela

Wonders shall never end.
So atheists are bad people..

I know how it feels.
I only had a resit and I nearly lost it cos it happened in my final year.

AntiBrutus:
He is not refunding anything,

Some women always looking for refunds when things like this happen.

If that is how they refund,
Lot of women would have had their accounts placed on lien by now.

Is what he did bad? Yes.

But take a good look at that BOY, if not for desperation, why would anyone look up to that one for commitment?

Hian
He dey handsome pass me na

This is a state that has no industry engaging the youths of the state.
There is absolutely nothing worthwhile here.
Coca-Cola relocated due to heavy taxation...
The only private enterprise here is Tuyil

And it could only employ as much
Even then I heard he is relocating to OYO
I wonder what these headslammers will do for a living
Where has our religion taken us

I'm experiencing next level, .
Corolla 2005 or nothing

Paulo3ree:
Oya go back to school

You ought to flog yourself
Alma mater not
Alter mater

Gofwane:
so many funny comments. Someone even said it may not be a snake but a reptile. Shey snake no be reptile ni??

You see am

Nler heh

Thegamingorca:
Alligator ahhh mogbe

You know wetin be alligator so

He meant crocodile

She's a beauty.. I love her..
I like her dark skin, the way it shines and gleams.
Genevieve na my another crush
And that Joy too

Not all these up and coming bleaching oloshos

They can't and They won't