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TheFacelessMan:


I was almost buried alive in Cruz Azul, Mexico in 1999.

I was a hitman for the Sinaloa cartel

We made a decision to uproot the Mendellin crew, our major rivals.


So..... we killed one of the favourite nephews of Don Carlos Asprilla.


The funeral was in the public cemetery full of tombstones and mausoleums.

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Where i was..... it was dark and cramped.

I was sweating in my suit. Waiting for showtime, barely able to breathe.

I listened with my ears to wood, hearing the pastor preach to hardened criminals who didn't believe in Heaven/Hell


The moment i heard "ashes to ashes, and dust to dust"

I opened the lid of the coffin next to the funeral party and came out guns ablazing !

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I can assure you that the cemetery became overpopulated in the next 5 mins

Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man"

Millz404:
Na dis kind ppo go thief everything.... Don't be gullible

Bbbwings:
Na so dem dey start
My own be say sha pay my salary

MissRaine69:
If its presence is not there no amount of beating about the bush will change that fact....we both cannot have a clitoris.

WisdomFlakes:
No. Just pointing out to that fellow that he should be more concerned that tiny Bayelsa's is dusting his state than the states he was trying to taunt.

SouthSouth1914:
The problems of the world are created by the media. Someone can’t get furious in peace with his players.

Football is a heated game and tempers will always go high. Because he is the Chelsea coach he should smile all the days of his life??

infinitygod87:
iya baraka geri alimi Ilorin
iya Yusuf tanke

dfrost:
There's this joint along Tanke, Ilorin. The name has escaped my memory. Kai!

Mydazz:
Here is the picture of your grandpa, he died while trying to reach the summit of Mount Everest, the highest mountain in the world.

American Boy: Wow, what an historic act,..... I wish I met him, he must be very brave (continues to stare at picture)

NaijaBoy : Foolish man,..... when people dey find money to sort generations unborn this idiot go waste money travel to climb useless mountain, omo ale jatijati

Asquare84:
Why can't they use oxygen

Lovelyn451:
Now this is funny....hohohohohohhoho....my belle o...huhuhuhuhuhu.....hihihihhihihi

Funaki:
you are minding those people, when correct poverty hit you, you will forget passion.

Dottore:
The price of phones will further go down possibly because Trump is about to force Chinese phone makers to source for their components locally. The effect will be that in the first 1 to 2 years the market will be flooded with less competitive or low performance models but afterwards, consumer response driven research will force the release of globally competitive models still at cheaper rates.

olaBC007:
America is over 300 years, naija is just 59, they aren't our mate but u guys condemn what's urs everytime, that's bad. I doubt if American police were competent when they were 59 years old

oshosegun27:
If the degree doesn't matter, she should employ fellow Third Class graduates like her.

Ezio17:
So what am I supposed to do?

I shouldn't take my studies seriously and graduate with a first class simply because I may not get a job?
But why didn't she employ her fellow third class graduates?

I would make a first class and worry about unemployment later

beejhay69:
Such is Life!
Gone are the days when CERTIFICATES matters. What's obtainable nowadays its what you can offer beyond your class of degree.
#STAY WOKE.

Jarus:
I pity those of you that are not "daughters-in-law" to a governor.

The truth is, if you are from a poor family, decent grade in school remains your best bet to a decent post-school life.

Jiang:
My sister I understand where you are coming from, but d lady you are admiring is extremely privileged, her situation is not a case of hard work but she was given d capital & even d customers to her business without breaking a sweat, I have come in contact with people like that, TRUST ME, YOU DO NOT WANT THEM AS ROLE MODELS or an example of Success in life

TAO11:
Intellectual Capacity? Comprehension? To think this is coming from a pass grade graduate. The height of irony.

Oh, I see! I used the word "unequivocal" somewhere. I see where your problem is coming from.

Anyways, I'd be humble enough to provide you with some quality education you've always dreamt of. See below:




equivocal
adjective | equiv.o.cal |

\i-'kwi-və-kəl\

: having two or more possible meanings





Regarding your question about whether I could please employ you to look after my pet dog; my answer is a CAPITAL NO! I am not the cause of your penury, and I choose not to be part of solving it. Can't I make my own choices again?

However, if the slave trade ever becomes legal again, I may consider buying you over just for fun.

Thank you!

olaBC007:
If u can't add value to what we have just be silent