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hmmmmmmmm, nice one anyways

let them be, they will settle their problems themselve. just pray that God's love shud interven in ur family

@Ifeleke, na dis Sec. school children dey give tough time, dem go dribble u no b small, i think he has d luck to always come in contact with the damn desperate chics in want of M
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yea u work from Sat.-Mon doent mean anything, in ur office u can still pick up a colleague worth ur taste 4 a friend atleast to share some tots, Hyper go kill uooooooooo if u no unburden d burden sometimes, Instruction number 1: Always share ur bad experiences with som1 to lessen d ur heart.

well all i knw is u shud carry on n leave behind ur sad past

lol, its because gurls r 80% much dan guys, so they tend to hook up immediately d guy comes there way, from there u become d mr right,

Actually d only wrong u'v don was to be tooooo foolish just 4 d sake of love, u trusted this lady too much n she always took an advantage of that, u hate liars, n she is the liarst, u want faithfulness but she is infidel, commitment is out of the question.

my dear poster, i think u beta forge ahead n leave dat beach prostitute to herself. wait , how can u feel seeing ur wife wiv anoda man in ur matrimonial bed, huh

she is not urs n will neva be urs even if u go for her by all means, God has freed u from the unforseen bondage this lady may cause u in future.

go look for another woman, there are more to life than dis shit u r passing thru.

Good luck

i don fink we gat any Angel in da House, so go look 4 her wereva u left her.

A young man has a great date planned with a hot chick, unfortunately he’s also got a bad case of gas. Upon arriving at the girl’s house to pick her up, he meets the parents and waits for her in the living room while she finishes getting ready.

At this point his stomach is turning and he’s doing the best he can to hold his gas. This is some serious stuff too, beer and beef burrito farts - the stuff dreams are made of. Luckily, just before he was about to explode Spot, the family dog, jumps on his lap as he sits on the couch. He figures it’s safe to let out alittle bit of the pressure and and if anyone notices they’ll think that the dog did it.

He farts, and the woman yells, “Spot, get down from there.” The guy thinks to himself, “Thank God! They think the dog did it.” Seizing the opportunity, he lets out another fart and the woman, again, yells for the dog to get down.

This goes on for a few more farts when, finally, the woman yells loudly, “Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you!”

One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus. The bus driver leans over and says “Hey guy I know how to get that nun to have sex with you…”

Naturally the hippie asks, and the bus driver tells him that every night at midnight the nun goes to an old graveyard to pray for god to forgive her for her past, and that he should dress up like god and tell the nun she will be forgiven if she has sex with you.

The hippie gives his thanks and runs to the nearest costume shop.

Later that evening the hippie gets ready for his big night and drives down to the graveyard and sees the nun praying, on her knees. He says “Behold, I have heard your prayers and you shall be forgiven if you have sex with me!”

The nun agrees but asks if they can have anal sex in order to keep her virginity. The hippie agrees and once they are finished the hippie jumps back and pulls off his mask and says “Surpise, its me the Hippie!”

The nun jumps up and pulls off her mask and says “Surprise, its me the bus driver!”

A professor at a University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. Getting a feel for his students, he asks “How many of you believein ghosts?” About 80 of his students raise their hands.

“That’s a good start I suppose. Those of you who believe in ghosts, how many have actually seen a ghost?” About 30 students raise their hands.

“That’s good. I’m really glad you’re taking this seriously. Ok, has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?” About a dozen students raise their hands.

“That’s a great response. Has anyone ever touched a ghost?” Two students raise their hands. “That’s fantastic. But let me ask you one last question… have any of you ever made love to a ghost?”

One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He removes his glasses, takes a step back, and says, “Son, in all the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever actually claimed to have slept with a ghost. Why don’t you come up here and tell us about it.”

The student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor says, “Well, tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost.”

The student replies, “Ghost? Oh… I thought you said ‘goats’!”

ahahahahahahahaha, eeehahahahahah.mmmmmmm, ewo chinkemeeeee, chei, una no go kill me 4 dis house

waka pass

Nice jokes.

but u c dats typical of naija police officers, lol

Re: A Boss Who Will Never Say 'You Have Done Well'
« #19 on: April 22, 2009, 01:17:57 PM »

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Just try and hold and depend on God Almighty, serve him with truthfulness. U are even lucky that u are serving only one boss. mine is more than one, if this one call u now, before u finish the work that was given to u, the other one will call. If u mistakenly did something wrong to one person, all of them will joint their hands and lay abuses on you as if u are not human beings like them. But i thank God for the grace to be managing.I know am heading somewhere, am looking for something, if by the grace of GOD I will USED the little i am getting to train myself in the higher institution. By then, i will have achieved something.

My advice to u is that u should go and take ur exam, even if it means that u are going to sacrifice ur salary for it, just do it. After the exam u can go back to ur work. Be patience. With God on ur side, u are more than conqueror.

Bye.
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i concur wit u
I experience same too where i work, but my future and vision is wat makes me stick there, atleat amd learning something from him that will help me when i finally leave for my education.

so girl be patient and pray to God

@ceesaga u r rit.

@ poster, relax ur mind a bit, pray to God fervently, n visit a gynaecologist to fnd out wat d cause might be. God help u

How n where did u made ur first love?

how many gurls did u broke their heart?

shud i continue

Hmmm, txt is appreciated by me cos dats one lucid way i express my self, i text n love txt messages to call, i like the suspense attached to it is like chattin u know, so txt is my fancy, dou calls are ok, if my guy can cal atleast twice or even once a day is ok

Ndigbo kwenu, mmuo nu, zuo nu, ma rikwaaaaaaaaanu, yoooooooooooooo

nyabu na enwere otutu ndi igbo na nairaland etua, chei, ihenka atogbu onweya. anyiga chikota aka onu wee hu n' enwere google Igbo dika esi nwee nke ndi ozo.

ndi bayi unu ga ebiiiiooooooooooo, isseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

yea, d post ume is still there, so we the jambites have to read hard to cross dat one bridge to university.

d house needs ur pix 2 judge

i got 213 any hope 4 law in unn?

to God be d Glory, i read on my own no lesson nothin and i scored 213.

Do i have any chance in UNN for Law?

u r a big mumu, ur just 20 tryin to spoil a 16yr old girl, come which level u dey 4 school sef, how many times u don fail WAEC, instead of u to fink of somethn substantial to help ur self ur here complainin of LOVE.

u live with ur parent, dey feed u, n u wanna enter into a relationship under their roof. fire don burn u be dat. this pure INFATUATION,

@StephenP bro u sabi dance no b small.

@poster, le her knw u once loved her n cherished her, bu 4 naw u have nothin to do wid her cos uv movin forward d way she once moved. shogbo

waka passsssssssssssssss

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@IFELEKE

u 2 like 2 da bombard on posters, ledem say dere mind jari even dou na 5 seconds of reign

0b0shie comes from Jibu tribe n it means NEWLY FOUND

aint u d man anymore. u r talkin bullshit k. i fink ur sticked 2 her cos of the benefit u get 4rm her yea dats it, beta call her n tell her plainly n politely dat u dint want her in ur life anymore, period

well, i leave d rest to God, 4 al i know i wrote wel. no bi 4 naija person go predict even wen u write well u fit fail at the end.

MAY GOD HELP US

a friend gave me this reply

" me i always ask my man for somethin weneva he asks for his own thing cos dat is wen he is in mood" his answer in negative prompt a negative response from me n if in affirmative same comes from me"

is dat true, or do u call it prostitution?