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na waooo.....chei! i really feel for ha. i pray for a successful surgery. God help U (NG)

@poster u got dem correct buh ts al a case of matured minds playin d rules...am in one and must say t aint easy oooo....buh true s i am focused

she too fast!!!! na jejely jejely dem de take lick hot soup.....mumu gal

Sombody say som ppes na kids rada assumed say som b kids....d persn want beta minded pps...hmmmmm!! D news scary if beta minded prsn com start dem talk join, na him b say i no go fit sleep cos fear go don eat me mind....pls kids keep playin ts really easing me off d fright!

Ehhem!!!! SSS and dem brodas had beta luk n2 ds info givin dem oooo!

Earings, chain used on dogs called necklace, scarf tied in bow...wonder wat beauty it adds...mmmtchewww

13yrs awaiting trial!!! Haba 9ja! A suspect s not guilty of any crime except d court of law says ?so. Yes he did slaughtered humans bt y wasn't his case handled and den sentencin him to d wateva yrs de ?so wished...now he s dead, i suppose d government owns d bodi. As for d family, who wanna associate wt a cannibal? If na u sef! U fit go dat mogue to claim ownership of d dead bodi?

Lipz sealed ooooo

No b to shut down economic activities b d issue, d issue s to mk sure s comin here yields benefit to d state aftawards....and i hope he wil drive along d trap calld road-Enugu/Osha exprssway to Awka....

opoke: The problem with IBB is that if Buhari request him to publish the record IBB will start giving reasons. Infact I dont believe IBB cos there is no sign that Buhari stole some money by his life style.

Forgt Buhari lifestyle wen t comes to dat! Correct criminals no de display dr stolent wealths anyhow...he claims to be too holy...al na wash

Jambsupport: n will ds return d price of petrol to N65/litre

Neida wil t return d price of kero to #35...mk dem de come out nwayoly nwayoly! Part 1 episode 1...mmtccheewww

No b today we dey hear story lk dat ...moreova ts jst a pix taken on ha road trip to Las Vegas

Emmy9ite: When people say 'love is blind' i just laugh at them coz my love can see without glasses.
Here are three things i can never do for love
-I can NEVER die for love/a girl. (I know Jesus did it for me)
-I can NEVER tell a girl 'I love you more than my mum' (so dumb)
-I can NEVER kneel down and beg a girl. (no matter how the offence is serious)

over to you_

D first two i can take, bt u c d last one na pride b ur probs...i bet u'v neva been in L?v.

Wow!!! Ds one no pass white house...op ts real oo

all these are common malady in the Nigerian homes way back en even now en i tell u guys till d world come to an end, as we de here so de talk ds stories ehhh na so our own children go tell them generation wetin we too do them.

in my home then, boy ehhh popsi na hard man, u dare not look him in d face, there are stipulated rules, u have ur timetable pasted in ur door, some of the rules;

rules 1, No playing
rules 2, no coming back late from school
rules 3, no friends
rules 4, no complaining of less sugar in ur tea abi na akamu too much paper in ur meal or no meat atal in ur food. So many rules, u dare not violate them, as for the time scheduling of activities in and outside the home try the wrong thing at the right time en earn urself a beating dt wil land u in a clinic.
as the first baby now en a girl in a ghetto arh arh, trust d man, he never takes a nonsense not minding how tiny u look his cane is always there d koboko or his belt whicheva is near at the time of ur misbehaviour.

but thank God now, hmmmm make him try me, i go just waka commot sef.

but i tell you, we were trained dt way to become what we are today, then it looks as thou we are been maltreated but NONONO, its LOVE, PURE PARENTAL LOVE, PPL

dani1luv:
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correct

for ustomake d joke outa ds, drs gonna b more fotos added, nt jst one, handsome man.

no comment until d poster tells d romantic deeds of hers/he's

nothin bad wit dt, giv it few months to c hw it turns to, lol

i gt a story, _story. well if its ur life story, u marry b governor's daughter simple. cos if i go b her n dz happens u will live to regret d day we met.

c thread, n where s dz one comin 4rm

useless thread by jobless poster,

resyville:
i am so in love but to shy to tell the gal plssssssssss wat shud i do

no worris, send me d gal's number n i wil help u express ur feelins for her.

Him don make me fall in love am in love, ws thinkin about him n neva realizd dere wsnt twelve n i finally did, hmmmm, dts to right to b true

guy abeg fashi d chic she don tire,

she claimed to have been pregnant 4 u were u aware of dt? hahahah, funny. But come, how old s she sef,

whitelexi:
Seriously though, y'alls should stop hating and fronting. . .

What do u say to those naija sisters who be sucking up every white man's balls and nuts with the primary intention of citizenship via marriage??

Thats just food for thought

, come to fink about dt, its sound sincere

Dearie, easy, atleast he stole n shatered ur heart bt left ur soul, u cn gt the heart back u knw only try lovin again n this time with care,

@justwise, heheheh na me sing d song nwa, lol

Secretz:
Lol, now the only thing for the women to do is figure out which situation she falls under.

, u rit,

cant really get this, wat is his fault, y was he killed? oh Heaven this country is turning to a mess no one can clean, am griefed my heart is clouded with sorrow, somethin s going to happen in this coming election, wen innocent souls are been assasinated for no just reasons!!!!
Ohu, may ur Gentle n Humble Spirit rest in the Bossom of the Almighty, ur Good works will remain in the in the sand of time, REST IN PEACE

so some gurls dey wey no dey like to clean their guy's apartment? n u go in there relaxing n d messed up room, dtz nt serious oooo,

come on the cooking part, nt every guy wud want his gurl to prepare his meal for some personal reasons known to them,

for the ladies

footing of the ladies bill, hmmm nt all guys especially wen the lady is the working class type, some guys are so stingy n missers dt nothing will make them give a gurl kobo until wen they feel to on their own.

kellorah:
I can pick up things off the floor and what not, but clean his apartment?! No way!! I'm a clean-freak and everything but I really wont be cleaning his apartment. . .nahh man. Llow it!!


And, doing his laundry?! Hahahahahahaha. I don't think it will ever cross his mind that maybe I should help him, or that it'll be nice if I did stuff like that. I can help him fold and iron after it's been washed, but wash it?! He's a clean person himself, and prolly isn't bothered with puttin his clothes in the machine. But if I have to do it, I guess I will. It just hasn't come up. I guess until then, I shouldn't really be saying anything.

una just dey talk talk, cohabitation oooo, dating married manoooo, al na adultery/fornication, al are bad but it depends on individual choice to chose either,

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